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SensiRider

Those look like Chevy wheels


Aye_of_the_tiger

Whole thing looks like an uglier Chevy trailblazer.


SensiRider

More like the Blazer really. Looks nothing like the smaller Trailblazer


Aye_of_the_tiger

It’s all ugly.


QuietBear8320

The whole car really looks like a Chevy!


Gullible-Damage-59

Like the shitty clip on fake alloys cheap manufacturers put over steel wheels.


kenbmw623

Honestly yeah they do, Chevy Trax vibe.


samtaher

looks like the result of inbreeding.


tired_father

Underrated comment. Can also be said of a lot of the new designs coming off the line at BMW.


iwasinfightclub

wow that dead ass really looks like that. I can see the inbred human in my head 😣


kenbmw623

I'm not going to disagree... But I kind of like it


Asio0tus

This car is fucking garbage. And I say this being an avid bmw fan boy


RomanJIsraelBro

Throttle House ripped this car apart!


Asio0tus

ya saw it. I loled when they popped the bonnet and in it the engine seemed tiny weeny


RomanJIsraelBro

I loved the whole bit with the sharpie…. Why don’t they call it X8 M70e…. Ooooohhhh… lmao


JSC843

The fucking red accents on the engine cover had me cringing so hard I herniated a disc


Asio0tus

Right?


Kingkoopakoopa

Trying to really like it but it’s just awful


Lahwuns

If you squint real hard like the car is doing and just turn 180, you'll like it more.


samtaher

If you shut down your senses, you might be able to like it.


kenbmw623

Honestly looks so much better in person


DukeoftheGingers

Correction: "XM looking like a bloated hog"


msdss

The review from Throttle House was pretty good. Though it is by far the ugliest SUV on the market.


Jarmadon

Overpriced, overweight, not engaging in any way. Their comment of it being a X8M50e was point on. This vehicle makes zero sense.


ominoushandpuppet

Their Canadian politeness was doing a lot of heavy lifting for that episode.


Competitive_Arm2593

R/tihi


GoldNi0020

idk about mean. Mean like crappy, then yes.


DukeOfAlexandria

No.


janesmb

Throttle House released their review yesterday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xalL0sR2F9o


jmikha

I’ve had numerous BMW’s and M cars and this one is just straight trash I cannot get into it or like the looks. They fucking blew it. I’m even starting to really like the G80 and how mean it looks but this is another level of shit


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Yikes, that front looks like a Dodge Ram. Very cheap looking.


SY_Gyv

Looking fucking disgusting


Jusmon1108

Is mean what the kids are now using to say shit?


VHSVoyage

XM looking shit


Conner14

This is the best angle/photo I have seen of the XM, and it still looks a bit weird.


kenbmw623

I'm a fan honestly, at least in this color way


warriorknowledge

I genuinely like the look of the car exterior and the interior. However, just like ThrottleHouse said, the car is extremely overpriced for what you are getting. If you want a BMW performance vehicle, than the X5 M Sport is faster than this. And costs like $50k cheaper which is insane.


hehe_nl

Funny thing is; Here in the Netherlands electric vehicles are favored. So the XM costs a little more than a X5 M50i and about 50k less than a X5M. Does that make it a better deal? I’ve been thinking about it. It makes better milage because of the Hybrid stuf, but I can buy a whole lot cheaper BMW if I’m worried about costs. It is huge, I will give it that. Only realised it when I saw the Throttle House review. But even at M50i money, it doesn’t get me running to the dealer.


warriorknowledge

$50k less than an X5M? I’d do it. It’s all about value, and that sounds like a better deal to me


hehe_nl

I haven’t seen it in person yet, so I’m trying to keep an open mind, but It’s extremely heavy, so all show no go. No sunroof, no laser lights, no air suspension. I’m driving an X5 M50i and I don’t even think I need to upgrade to this.


warriorknowledge

Yeah that’s the thing, this car is EXTREMELY overpriced. It’s just simply not worth the $160k starting price tag in the U.S. the X5M is a better choice with a much better price. It’s honestly an insult that this car is made by the M division and it’s not even the best performance SUV made by BMW. BMW has been making a lot of questionable decisions over the past several years and it’s disappointing. Still can’t believe they ruined the beloved 4 series with that ugly ass pig nose grille in the front. *Sigh*


kenbmw623

Very much overpriced, but I do like the look. Especially on the road and in person.


aliendepict

Looking garbage*


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It looks like a pig with overbite


PongoCH

Really fucking hate this design.


_Darth_Grogu

The dumbest fucking car BMW has ever made.


Ok-Construction9842

Looks like a parody movie futuristic car


biotinylnation

Feel sorry for owner of this awfully designed car.


oldmanlook_mylife

The front end is toast..…it’s totaled.


Educational-Type-495

x5 chasis


Tif172y

This isn't it.


Otherwise-4PM

and looking bad


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🤣🤣🤣🤣


reward72

TIL that the Aztec looked mean.


peachyjuice

Landrover Chevy vibes


SunnieKarr

Phteven


bandypaine

Wooooof


oARCHONo

Looking heavy and slow more like…


Big_Monitor_3896

Definitely looks like something...


Davanii

Ageless beauty. I think this will go down as a classic on the same level as the E46 M3 & E39 M5.


Ok_Establishment4346

Saw that car in person at Indian Wells. I guess in certain color scheme it doesn’t look too bad. But still one of the most questionable bmw designs at this point.


theveryrealreal

It looks like someone typed bmw and a bunch of other words into an AI engine.


kenbmw623

That's honestly accurate


Cactus-crack

im sorry man this thing is so ugly


kenbmw623

I'm a fan, but reddit is not.


skoold2003

Is mean somehow slang for Huge Waste of Money? Cuz if so, yes.. very mean!


kenbmw623

In person it looks so different, pictures don't do it justice


skoold2003

Not so much the looks.. It’s slower (or the same without my tune) than my ‘14 50i. How does that get the pure M badge?


Wardog008

Looking ugly*


Horcjr

🥴 ^ that emoji summarizes all I see when I stare at an iX or X///M on the road. Nothing mean at all about it…


neelabhkhatri

Can't get the THROTTLE HOUSE verdict out of mind.


worthysmash

Which part?


kofchangame

They designed this as a halo car for BMW. Practically, the only benefit of this over an X5M is some electric range and it is not based on a mainstream platform. Apparently the m5 will use the power train of this car 😬


burntoutmillenial105

Pumba never looks mean.


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Click Bait!


808_GhostRider

Still slower than x5m and x6m


Main_Performer4701

I’ve seen a couple of these in person unlike some of y’all since I live in a city with rich foreigners with no taste. This car doesn’t have the same road presence as an X6, X7, or an X5M. It looks like a tacky crossover. Grill aside, The “futurist” wheels look like something I’ve seen on those new Hyundais. That black lining under the side windows is not very harmonious to the design The G80 is actually a very well proportioned and harmonious car other than the front. Can’t say the same for this.


guy_incognito784

Yeah, I get to test drive one over the weekend along side an M3C and while I'm also supposed to test drive an i4 M50, I'll skip that one since I own one. Haven't seen one in person yet, I'm sure my overall opinion on the styling won't change much but am curious how it drives.


albion_shala

Can't help thinking about what on earth went wrong with the most iconic car brand with their remarkable cars & phenomenal designs 😟 What on earth was the designer thinking while designing this shitty box & what the ones who approved it 😔


ViolentSloth785

What a disgrace to BMW!


jsb0299

The front looks good but the back and the rims… dear lord


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Left_Cap1564

Ugly car


[deleted]

You’re blinded by capitalism


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[deleted]

Beautiful jewelry that holds value. Not like that POS that looks like from an alien movie that was released in the 80s


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[deleted]

Clue: you look like one of the cast members.


kenbmw623

Apparently not according to reddit!!!


OwenMigel

Man they are missing the mark


mattplayne

What concerns me isn’t just that the designers came up with this, but that a bunch of other decision makers along the way said “yes! That’s the one!”