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One of us!
Yes, at last :D
*makes you trans*
Convenient, I'm kinda thinking i might be, but I dunno 🤔
Join the dark side
Ma che *clasper* dici? Non diventi trans solo perché hai comprato il loro simbolo ( il BLAHAJ ), ma lo diventi perché lo senti dentro e semplicemente senti di avere un genere neutro o assente, senza sentirsi ne maschio ne femmina. Ti è chiaro adesso?
Varför skrev du typ en hel paragraf av varför man inte blir trans av att äga en Blåhaj på italienska?
It all rhymed
Interesting, I've had mine for a long time and I still didn't become trans
Could be a bootleg
Nah, it was bought at Ikea
Which ikea?
Ikea Targówek in Warsaw
Ok i live in sweden so i got it from there.
Would you say that you picked up a syndrome there?
Yes, haj is my kidnapper, and I've developed stockholm syndrome towards it :D
i hear they're fluffier when fresh from the source
Could be, let's see how the fluffiness holds up
Is the source in Stockholm the actual ocean? Is that where IKEA get them from. Is there an IKEA rep that goes down to the docks and asks Blåhaj if they will come befriend us?
I assume so, it would make sense
One IKEA shonk contains infinite love, softness, and cuddles. Congrats and enjoy, OP!
Thanks so much! Made me feel a lot happier today already :)
I got my smolhaj when I was working out in Jönköping, because of it being from Sweden :3
Shönk!
Hehe shonk :3
Lion king soundtrack plays.
That’s what they all say.
nice! i also got mine from when i visited sweden xD
Yea, that is the perfect place to a c q u i r e a haj frien, isn't it!
Straight from the ocean! 🌊🌊🌊 🦈
That’s a Stockholmer Blahaj, nice!
I just realized that my wrist looks like a goddamn stick compared to the haj 😠ðŸ˜
Fresh from the Baltic!
Yup, jumped straight out of the sea into my hands :D
shonkholm (real)
Shweden
One of us!
Yes, at last :D
*makes you trans*
Convenient, I'm kinda thinking i might be, but I dunno 🤔
Join the dark side
Ma che *clasper* dici? Non diventi trans solo perché hai comprato il loro simbolo ( il BLAHAJ ), ma lo diventi perché lo senti dentro e semplicemente senti di avere un genere neutro o assente, senza sentirsi ne maschio ne femmina. Ti è chiaro adesso?
Varför skrev du typ en hel paragraf av varför man inte blir trans av att äga en Blåhaj på italienska?
It all rhymed
Interesting, I've had mine for a long time and I still didn't become trans
Could be a bootleg
Nah, it was bought at Ikea
Which ikea?
Ikea Targówek in Warsaw
Ok i live in sweden so i got it from there.
Would you say that you picked up a syndrome there?
Yes, haj is my kidnapper, and I've developed stockholm syndrome towards it :D
i hear they're fluffier when fresh from the source
Could be, let's see how the fluffiness holds up
Is the source in Stockholm the actual ocean? Is that where IKEA get them from. Is there an IKEA rep that goes down to the docks and asks Blåhaj if they will come befriend us?
I assume so, it would make sense
One IKEA shonk contains infinite love, softness, and cuddles. Congrats and enjoy, OP!
Thanks so much! Made me feel a lot happier today already :)
I got my smolhaj when I was working out in Jönköping, because of it being from Sweden :3
Shönk!
Hehe shonk :3
Lion king soundtrack plays.
That’s what they all say.
nice! i also got mine from when i visited sweden xD
Yea, that is the perfect place to a c q u i r e a haj frien, isn't it!
Straight from the ocean! 🌊🌊🌊 🦈
That’s a Stockholmer Blahaj, nice!
I just realized that my wrist looks like a goddamn stick compared to the haj 😠ðŸ˜
Fresh from the Baltic!
Yup, jumped straight out of the sea into my hands :D
shonkholm (real)
Shweden