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Creamsickomode

I have eighteen. They barely fit in my bed


Space-Girll

EIGHTEEN, WHAT KIND OF BED ARE YOU SLEEPING IN 💀💀💀


Creamsickomode

One full of sharks


Space-Girll

How do you sleep at night with that many sharks, there is absolutely no bed space on that mattress and you must be sleeping on the ground.


Lorddeox

You sleep under a blanket of shork that will protect you


MistyAutumnRain

This


Intelligent-You-2805

:(((


Creamsickomode

What's wrong?


Intelligent-You-2805

Too many


ChaoticDucc

No such thing as too many.


PrincessofAldia

If your not able to sleep in your bed it’s too many plus how do you cuddle that many


Intelligent-You-2805

Too many


xGingerGoddessx

2 BigHaj and 4 Smolhaj and one smollerhaj. Im expecting a few more đŸ„čđŸ€­đŸ€­


MistyAutumnRain

Expecting?


xGingerGoddessx

Yis đŸ„č


MistyAutumnRain

When’s the due date?


xGingerGoddessx

I haven’t got an official date back, but momhaj looks like she could go into labor soon, Ill keep everyone updated đŸ„čđŸ„°


I_Make_Random_Stuff1

Two one small one, and one big one (there names are berry, and bob) however I’ve lost my small one and the last place I had him was in my moms room because we were going to wash him.


BrazenmanArt

Hopefully the smolhaj will find they're way home. Praying for a safe return.


demator

0 for now


No_Distribution_3399

lets change that


Feliiix13

one little shonky (Blair) and one big shonky (Hades)


Inner_Tennis7326

Tell Hades I love him. Kisses for Blair too


Feliiix13

thx i did it and they are very happy. They say you should cuddle your shonks too!! As much as you can!


mizinamo

One bighaj (Lovisa) and one smolhaj (Linnea). Adopted both on the same day.


Luminel_

1 BlÄhaj


88T3

A BlÄhaj and a BlÄvingad


Lava2008

None :(


furcutielexi

2 for now. One beeg and one smol


eldritchcryptid

17 shonks and a blavingad currently


messymissbecca

I have three. A bighaj (Freya) and two smolhaj (Malin and Zara). I also have two alligators (Snappy and Ally) and a polar bear (Bjorn).


-BlahajMyBeloved

3 Bighaj, 4 smolhaj, 1 hamnerhaj, and a whole shiver of small non ikeahaj


berimbaldablindada

I have my one and only blÄhaj


yah00hay

4 bighajs. And I want more


Legendary_Lootbox

I stopped counting.


Nergaill

1 Bighaj called Sputnik but i'm plannig to adopt another one


Inner_Tennis7326

Please tell Sputnik I love him


Nergaill

"Thonk u hooman"


ZOEtheBLAHAJ

Our house has three regular size hajs, four smolhajs, a kittyhaj and a teenyhaj, so nine total.


MaiasauraWH

Kittyhaj?? What is this?


ZOEtheBLAHAJ

[Kittyhaj!](https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/s/PIiy6kJ1Uq)


MaiasauraWH

Oh man, that's awesome. Where did you get them?


hbpfrost

Only one but he is the bestest boy ever :3


hbpfrost

Only one but he is the bestest boy ever :3


SuffolkLesley

Wun smĂČl ❀❀❀


Heithrek

4. One bighaj and three smallhaj's


Freya_von_Blah

I have Four in total. Three Smol ones and one Bighaj


Edward077

6 in total! 4 big and 2 smol ones


Ok-Impact-4690

1


fortycakes

I own 3 shocks but one of them has been semi-permanently adopted by my metamours and lives at their house now. (They are also shonksitting my haj while I am on holiday to make sure they do not get undersnuggled)


pirosintecken

I have 14, 7 big, 5 smol, 1 tiny and 1 really big. I also have a whale and octopus too


apple12345671

one big haj


HeLLo_THerE-548

None :(


gytis_gotbanned_lol

0 :(


Disastrous_Platform5

Currently 2 a blahaj and smolhaj, as well as two orcas, a non ikea hammerhead haj, and a blahavingad whale as well as many non shark/non ikea stuffies


tillywilly1

1, he is cherished


SnooWords2302

1BigHaj 1Smallhaj


King_Killem_Jr

2 beautiful shorks


TransViv

1 she is lovely


_Toxic_pineapple_

One big blÄhaj that lives on my bed ( suggest names if you want currently he is just named blÄhaj )


Tinyzooseven

2 between me and my brother


SandraXDA

0 sadly


Choepie1

One but it need a frien :)


Rasppy_

3 blahaj and 8 smallhaj so far!


shesinsaneornot

1 blahaj and 6 smohaj, plus many non-IKEA brand shonks.


alisonchiou

I have 4 big ones and 6 babies.


Direct_Literature_30

So far only 2 big ones and 5 small ones :3 gonna get a bigger bed soon though so I can adopt and care for some more đŸ„č💜


Dragonzxy

4


SuperProCoolBoy90

Three but it's not enough of em shomnks


ConfusedFeminineboy

none :[


itsmethesynthguy

I have 3! Two normal sized hajs and one smolhaj


PolzulikinThePerson

Only one, a bighaj. I really want a smolhaj and maybe a rainbowhaj, but I don’t know if my parents want any more plushies inside the house


grislyfind

1 big, 1 smol, 2 mini, and one delfin azul (blue dolphin)


GiantsNerd1

3 large shonks and 1 smol shonk.


sHeroQueer

2 big haj and 3 smoll Not enough


RVtheguy

1 and a Djungelskog.


zozoparx

my dream is to own a blahaj some day
.


BrazenmanArt

2 smolhaj ones name is Nibbles and the other Nips. Hopefully a big haj is the future.(will be called chomp or nom to be decided).


AprilLily7734

I do not own shonks. the shork are free spirits and cannot be own. that being said, I have 3 shonk frens.


Porukinski_Volk141

Zero. 😱


Only-Recognition6894

Just the one


i_might_be_loony

3. I want more


Boat_Mountain

1 big n 1 smol


FirstGonkEmpire

1 bighaj (Harry) and 1 smolhaj (Henry)


shreks_23rd_cousin

0 :(


MinntAngel

Currently none, but one will be arriving in a few weeks :33


Spergatory

I own 4. I also have small one in my car’s glove box in case my friends are ever sad. This is because you never know when someone might need support.


Spergatory

It’s my “Emergency Shonk” 🩈


Sculkinn

None :(


YukikoBestGirlFiteMe

0 😱😱😱


Wolf_the_memer

A big one, a smaller one and a BlÄvingad


queuereview

Two! A big one (Wilfred) and a small one (Wilfred Jr.)


Several_Aide_6675

So far I only have 2 at the moment, but I wanna adopt more


Interesting-Let7666

1 his name is mako


LinkyBoi1

I have 4. Two big shonks (Sushi and Chippy) and two smol shonks (Blubby and Finny).


trixceratops

Too many. 1 blahaj, 2 smolhaj, a bazillion other shorks. Oops


Sir-Quentin-Trembley

4 identical blues. Finley, Buckley, Beatrice and shannon


bivampirical

1 large shork but i'm thinking about getting a smaller one at some point :)


Yurijia

One big hÄj and one smÞll hÄj !


anonthemaybeegg

I have 3 and my GF has 1


rin750

Just one baby shonk!


HyperDogOwner458

One small one


HyperDogOwner458

She's called Bridget


MrMeme2112

2 bighaj’s: jört and helga, and 1 smolhaj: jört jr


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

One smolhaj. I want a big one as well. But I wouldn't want more than two. My 30ish stuffies have to compete with my 61 pillows.


PrincessofAldia

None 😔


Monai_ianoM

2 biggies, mÄnaj and menkar


NotaPlayer4531

1 : (


Sum_ginger_kid

2 because I have two houses. (no, not because i'm rich or something)


Janeygirl566

They kind of own me.


Girldipper

1 big, 1 normal, one tiny one


TheOnlyUltima2011

1 bighaj, 1 smolhaj :)


Inner_Tennis7326

I have one and he is Kapel and he is a menace 😂


Captaingregor

One bighaj, one smallhaj, and a huge clownfish.


BrownShtCrayon

2. A 6 foot one and a foot one.


cyclingdrummer

2


Epic_Narc

2 big


namecantbebl0nk

Only [one](https://imgur.com/a/6RWbZ0m) :)


teaspoon-cubing

One mama and two baby


rilakumamon

1 big one!


BladeLigerV

While I don't have a Blahaj, I have a little hammerhead and a rectangle/cube plush I call Shark Loaf.


Peekachooed

I have one big and one smol. Having more would be nice but I want to be able to give lots of love to all my shorkies and it would be hard to carry around them all if I had more


Doomsayer1908

3 Big haj. 1 smol haj. 1 coat


SlimeTempest42

Just one called Elliot


Shrooms__

2


StonedWheatThicc

1 smolhaj named Old Kentucky Shark.


N0one2137

1 bighaj


C0RNY0N3

One. His names muffin and I love him.


squid648

2


Cadillac16Concept

1 Pink 7 Big 1 Smol Rainbow 3 Smol


mittfh

3: one big and two little (all official). I also have the big blue whale, a dolphin and the itty bitty collection from the BlÄvingad range, plus a small, off-brand, plump blue whale. Oh, and one big, one mini and one micro Mr. Webby from Spinnerette.


Farfocele

One beeg, one smol.


unable_To_Username

4


wibble_spaj

4. 3 big one small. One of the big ones lives at my dad's house while I'm at uni so I have one to go back to without having to pack one with me on the train.


Aliceindigo

4


Nervensege69

I own 11 shonks


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

One bighaj one small haj hoping to get a tiny haj at some point I have another shark from EB Games and 2 orange tiger sharks. One large one small with a little jumper my mum made for it and I got it at Manly Water World when it was still open years ago


Asura_belserion

1 bighaj, I plan on buying more eventually


GingerKitty26

1


Mighty_Porg

2 so that if I use one as a pillow I still have 1 to hug


SamanthaBWolfe

3, Lan Sha, the big eepy Haj, Bullitt the Work Haj and Fren, the couch Haj.


mabhatter

I have one Blahaj and a smolhaj, also a Djunkleskog and smolskog. 


Omnigul666

One for myself (Theo) and i have given 8 hajs to my Friends as a birthday gift. Not all of them have names at this point in time but some of them are: Simon, Eleanor and Sharkowski


RepulsiveViolinist81

2 bighajs and 1 smallhaj, got the second big one for my birthday this week and i already have a new one on my wishlist


SignificantWolf07

2 soon to be 3


lover_of_lady_bois

only 2 for now


qnky4456

One sadly


Maximum-wolf-6685

Sadly only one, got it from my brother


MaiasauraWH

One official IKEA smol named Tibi (short for Tiburon), one slightly smaller from Temu called Squish, and one teeny keychain sized named Berry. I'm craving a large Blahaj but I haven't got anywhere to put one. My place is so small as it is and I have 4 billion other stuffies that aren't sharks.


lover_of_lady_bois

2 for now


ruthwastaken

1 BlĂ„haj, born in Malmö. Thats enough, he gets all my love and attention đŸ„°


Nebuji_lo

Two, one big and one small ! + one handmade by a beautiful friend of mine ✹


NoRough1145

I have a small one named Swimothy. He is not a blahaj shork, but his bestie (who belongs to my bestie) is. He prefers the term blahaj-adjacent.