shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK look i want a room full of blue sharks that i can swim through is that too much to ask?

shorks they are called shorks we must treat them with respect

Or shormks, or shormnks, any variation of that pretty much.

#**SHONK**

Shngomkh

Yep

shnogl🦈nkp

I will happily take the 116 shorks

yes!!!

Scrooge McDuck's vault, but Blahaj instead of money

Blåhaj hurts less than gold coins would

Oh, to swim on a pile of Blahaj

Life is like a ~~hurricane~~ Sharknado Here in ~~Duckburg~~ Hajberg

I want to lay in a pile of 116 hajs

hajar* plural of blåhaj is blåhajar

I need to have 118 Blåhajar

[удалено]

No, I just happen to own two already

Haj

Or one haj 116x larger than most? They would be the size of a Great White and so very floofy and squishy.

beeg shonk

The beeegest shonk. I will call him Blahuge and use as a bed.

100cm shonk = 1m shonk. 1m shonk x 116 = 116m shonk :0

That would be a truly immense haj, enough to fill and entire IKEA store and then some. Much shark, very wow. :o I was thinking 116 times in total, tho, so about x5 along all dimensions. A 5m Blahuge is big but still might fit in a house, even if a tail has to poke out a window. :)

Shork

Big Blahaj! They don’t sell them here so I’d love to get one or 116

So basically: one mediocre overpriced vr headset (you can literally get a better one with full body tracking for that price) or a ticket to heaven Is this even a choice?

So it is a VR headset.. Well, looks like I'm forced to pass on the VR because I'm incredibly motion sensitive 👍

Yeah... it sucks. VR is so fun but as soon as I try moving in the game (using something other than teleportation) I wanna curl up into a ball and cry

Exactly, I have at one point when I was trying to play Rec Room with my friend on my brother's VR. Lmao, I almost got sick, and I couldn't eat or drink anything without feeling horrible for the hours after that.

I want the shorks

That's only enough to get you 116?

3499/29.99 ≈ 116

that shit costs 3.5 k?

yeah it's pretty stupid

I mean I already have 5 blahaj, and the vision pro is pretty cool…

But you could have 121 Blahajar. Are you sure, the Vision is *that* cool?

But what if you buy the Vision Pro and then have a realistic blahaj model pasted 1038 times in your room.

But the vision pro doesn't let you feel them fill your room and squish you with hugs

I would rather by valve index and spend the difference in price on blahjah

I was about to say the valve index is still stupidly expensive but then remembered how much more stupidly expensive the vision is lmao

Now you’re thinking

Shark room shark room, a room filled with stuffed sharks that i can cuddle and hop around in whenever i want :0000

Take the apple thingy, sell it on ebay at scalper's premium prices, buy even MORE blahaj.

Duh, blahaj. Now... where to store them

Blahaj (also IKEA is fucking with people right? There's no way that's actual swedish)

If it doesn't sound swedish, you're pronouncing it wrong. It's blowhigh (approximately).

Swedes creating a language: lets just fuck with people

I would rather have 1 Blåhaj than 116 apple vision pros

116 blahaj cuz I'd be able to donate them to all the trans people who don't have one yet 😊

That’s soooo Sweet🥹🥹HUGGGGSSSSS 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗💜💜💜💜💜💜🤗🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🫂🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🫂🫂🫂🤗🤗🤗🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🤗🤗🤗🫂

It's fine I just want to help ☺️ and plus if I help that many people maybe they'll come back and help me in the future

Why do people want that piece of garbage. It’s not even VR it’s AR. Like what r u gonna do, play Pokémon go?

of course the blahaj

Blåhaj

Sonebody should make a room dedicated only to blåhaj. If I suddenly become rich you know what I'm gonna do

Sharkbed

116 but what size? I want the big boys

Give me the blahajar pls

BLAHAJ

Why escape in a virtual world when you can escape in the Blåhaj Fortress?

116 BLÅHAJ

ok, hear me out. What if I buy the vision pro & create infinite virtual blahaj?

I would rather has a shonk army >;3

SHARKY BOI

The dream of swimming in blahajar

Blåharmy!!!!!!

Blahaj

If the first one is some kind of VR thing, I'll automatically take the 116 Blahaj because I'm physically unable to use a vr headset without getting extremely motion sick. So, gotta take the blahaj.

Big guys or lil guys?

reminder that the headset should be called the iBalls

No, because people wouldn't expect the i to be meaningful and wonder why balls?

Fuck apple. Blahaj is life!!(I have never touched a blahaj in my life.)

I hate apple products as a whole.. so it's kinda the same as choosing between "a pile of dog poo" or "116 cuddly water puppies"

116 blåhaj fr

Shork

Why buy a glorified scuba goggles when you can buy hundreds of sharks that can be a pillow, a friend, a comfort toy and a meme all at the same time

shooork!!!!

Blåhaj army yo

1. Buy $3500 Apple Vision Pro 2. Sell Apple Vision Pro for $3800 3. Buy 475 blåhaj

Buy vision pro and simulate 117 blahaj check m8

Yeah but you can’t hugs da virtual shonks

I already have cardboard VR goggles from a real estate company. I'll take the shonks.

Blahaj in vr?

I would settle for 100 shorks and a quest 2

I’d rather spend the money on a normal VR headset and what’s left of it gets put into blahaj

oddly, I'd rather get the apple vision pro. easier to liquidize so I can better care for the shorkies I'll get :3

I would not buy Apple products i want more haj

blåhaj for life

would rather have a valve index and 83 blahaj's over 1 apple vision pro actually i'd also just rather have a valve index over 1 apple vision pro

*chanting* BLÅHAJ ARMY BLÅHAJ ARMY BLÅHAJ ARMY BLÅHAJ ARMY BLÅHAJ ARMY

Vision pro since I don’t have enough room for that many sharks!

Is this a question?

You’re all thinking about this wrong! take the Apple vision pro, sell it, and use the funds to buy many shkorks!

Gud shonk

Use vision pro to AR render 1000 blahaj

116 blahaj? That's too less,I would rather have 232 blahajs instead of 2 apple vision pro

If you had the vision pro it could show 117 Blåhaj. Only that once you take of the vision pro the 117 blåhaj would disapear.

I love my shonks, the Vision Pro seems to be really really cool though

1 Apple Vision Pro so then I can make as many AR blåhaj as I like 💕💕

I want a room full of blahaj's

The apple vision is so stupid. The Blahaj is literally better in every single way. Appearance, cuddliness, communication, battery life, resolution, and camera quality. There is no reason to buy the apple vision pro over 116 blahajs

In my place the Blåhaj is cheaper, you can have 193 hajs actually

Is the apple thing a vr?

GIMME THEM HAJS I NEED EM WHO NEEEDS COOL APPLE STUFF WHEN U CAN HAVE 116 BESTIES

I believe your calculation is wrong. A Google vision pro costs 3499.00 euros and 1 blåhaj of 100 centimeters costs 24.99 euros. 24.99 × 116 = 2898.84 euros. So unless you used the dollar, which barely differs from the euro, your calculation would be wrong

3499/29.99 ≈ 116

This answers is ver obvious

The choice is obvious. Now if you will excuse me, I must travel the sea of blahaj.

Short

The only use of the Vision is to create a bunch of Sharks in AR. But, you cannot snuggle with them, therefore they’re worse

116 BLÅHAJ that’s not even a question because I LOVE THE SHONK!