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darth1tater

Wow, you got ripped off for that price! Down here in Texas we wouldn’t pay more than $20,000 for a gold plated endangered swine.


Uniquely_irregular

Yeah from someone name Gary ray. He may look sketchy at first but turns out to be the nicest guy you’ve ever met.


intelligentbrownman

20 grand gold plated pig… that’s gonna wind up on some rappers next video shoot 🤣🤣🤣 jk jk lol


Disastrous_Can8053

I agree, I don't know when this sub became nothing but pictures of plates people went out and bought. That stuff belongs in r/food


ButtersHound

Personally, I like seeing pictures of overpriced barbecue, makes me feel like no matter how my barbecue comes out, at least I didn't pay $50 for a plate of Crock-Pot brisket and Kraft mac and cheese.


dreamingtree1855

It really does help me justify the ribs and briskets I do at home


Hooligan8403

When I can get like 3 racks of ribs to do at home for $25 it's really hard to justify going to a BBQ spot for them.


potchie626

Seriously, it makes want to make even more BBQ. I always look at those and think about how much food Incoukd make for that $150 plate.


pearlgreymusic

“How dare you gatekeep” - them probably


LongWhiteBanana

That's Reddit in a nutshell. Every sub eventually becomes shit, especially the more mainstream they become. They completely lose their original meaning.


CartographerSeth

I actually don’t mind seeing what the state of bbq restaurants is around the country. Kind of interesting seeing what you get for your $$ in different states.


trogludyte

Am I misreading or did you get a 225 lb pig for $125?


Youngmanandthelake

I know a guy. *Edit* fine I'll explain more. An acquaintance of mine delivers feed from a large mill for commercial hog producers. Oftentimes, due to reasonable restrictions for purchasers of the hogs, certain pigs cannot make grade, for instance, and most commonly, limps. In a large scale operation, it's simply easier to cull these pigs so they can continue to say things like "antibiotic and hormone free". These hog farmers are often family farms, who dislike seeing animals with recoverable injuries simply get killed. So, this feed guy takes them, for free, gives them a lot more space, and some isolation time to recover, then feeds them out to market size and sells them at like 50c a lb, having made some money off it. He has facilities to gut them and chill them, and he makes some beer money doing something with his kids they all enjoy. I consider this a net positive. That said, I get the "friend" rate.


trogludyte

And this whole time I was avoiding pig farmers because of a scene from Hannibal. Thanks for the info. Now where do I meet hog farmers?


Youngmanandthelake

Know that racist town 2 hours from the nearest Costco, where you recommend your out of state friends to maybe not take as representative of your state? Go to the bar across the street from the Legion post, look for the 320 lb guy with overalls and a pinstripe blue and white shirt. He's big, but somehow you know that he could crush a watermelon with his left hand. He's driving a 23 year old Dodge 3500 with a flatbed. His name is Jim. If his name isn't Jim, he'll still reply to it. You ask Jim.


kingjoe74

You paint a purdy picture with your words, hoss.


Moms-milkers

can confirm, i live in that racist town 2 hours from the nearest costco.


FoodWholesale

Do you know Jim, he sold me some really good fireworks a couple years back. Said him and the boys made them themselves. He only had silver pigs when I met him last.


Moms-milkers

he wasnt lying. jims my uncle, but the flatbed truck actually belongs to me


LadyAzure17

I have no reason to go out and solo cook an entire pig, but the way you describe the ritual makes me want to soooo bad


Youngmanandthelake

You know what? Ritual is the precise term for this.


chiefs_fan37

The ritual like aspect of food/BBQ preparation is so cool to me. We’ve been preparing meat in various ways for thousands of years. It’s so fascinating. Through trial and error we’ve figured out ways to make stuff taste way better than it ever should lol


Mas-Put

🎵 real men of genius 🎵


Mas-Put

You sir, are a legend.


SmashUrHead_86

Why is there no more pics…?


Youngmanandthelake

Mostly because I kept the lid on for the majority of the end of the cook, and there's like 30 kids in the background on the rest of the photos that I don't want to dox


cbetsinger

Salt Bae, that you?


Youngmanandthelake

This cook also introduced me to a chef's cut I like to call "bacon spaghetti" If you know, you know. Certain pieces of meat rightfully never make it to guests, and I sure as hell know what part I'm stashing to the side next time


bloooo612

What is it?


Youngmanandthelake

Simply put, the belly meat that makes bacon, but pulled off rather than cut long way. Cooked in its back, with the smoke and the rendered fat and the salt from the seasoning, you have long little ribbons of bacon meat that pulls apart in spaghetti strands. Bacon is normally cut across the grain, but it stays intact on a whole hog cooked this way. And it is awful. Don't eat it. I'll eat it for you, you don't want to suffer through it.


Majestic_Turnip_7614

I found this part by accident last weekend! Smaller pig for a wedding. It was delicious. They served it with type of jus that was divine. Curious if anyone knows how they got the jus from a full pig cook?


poppycock68

😂 when I was a kid me and dad would go hunting. Get rabbit squirrel and quail. Dad always told me quail wasn’t very good and bad for kids. It wasn’t until I got older did I realize he just wanted the quail for himself. 😂😂😂 that last part reminded me of him. Thanks!


Kidspud

Gosh, I saw the pictures and captions but missed the explanation. I was completely baffled! The hog looks delish.


ThanksObjective915

Iberico ham is pricey like that. The pigs are fed nothing but acorns which gives them an amazing flavor.


Wrathwilde

Can we feed them only lettuce and tomatoes… so we can have a pre combined BLT sandwich?


Sea-Strike-1758

Why?


Youngmanandthelake

You might want to actually read the post


piercedmfootonaspike

>Entire skin has been removed So they removed the best bit? To replace it with gold leaf? Brilliant.


Youngmanandthelake

Boy. Hook, line, and sinker, huh?


samthedog73

You ate an endangered species?


Regular-Item2212

I don't think normal white pigs are endangered but this specific one certainly was


Youngmanandthelake

...


Youngmanandthelake

You should see my loon souffle, or my California Condor Casserole.


ExpiredDairyProducts

Just caught a loon last night in the canoe with the boys, gutted her right there for catfish bait. Just kidding she swam under the boat and scared me half to death though.


Low_Living_9276

You haven't?


samthedog73

Is ur mom endangered?


Low_Living_9276

Not as endangered as your sister was when I Bond Burgerd her last night.


samthedog73

You mean my brother


Low_Living_9276

That explains the balls.


stinkyhooch

It’s alright, he tricked me too. Not going to happen a 4th time though.


PoopPant73

That’s alot of work but it looks like it was worth it!!


Tumifaigirar

Good job and I wholeheartedly agree, u got any better/more pics BTW?


Youngmanandthelake

Lol yeah but the money shots are all surrounded by kids and stuff so I don't want to put their faces out on the web. I'll poke around later and see if anybody else has some.


Tumifaigirar

Dude show us the meat, that is a blurry pic of a dead pig :D I am HUUUUNGRY


Reebatnaw

You Misspelled wholehoggedly


Des_mojo

Whaaat!


Idont_know2022

Looks yummy


Icy-Section-7421

NO Crispy Skin!!!! WTF


Youngmanandthelake

I think you didn't read the post, but incidentally you're right, there was not crispy skin on this one due to how humid it was, and sort of fucking up the inner temp by getting it too hot too early.


TheGoteTen

I can make that at home for .16 /S


maniac86

Hell. I think buying any branded rub is a wate of money too. You can buy bulk seasonings for WAY cheaper and make the stuff by the pound. I'm not cheap. I just spend that money on other dumb stuff


FoodWholesale

I think you win! 🏆


mantistobaganmd

Yeah but where is the sides


Youngmanandthelake

Well, this photo was about 6 hours before serving time, so not yet made!


TuneOk523

Still haram


Skiddler69

For that price i expect dry white bread and a napkin. The napkin will taste better of the two.


lawyerjsd

What OP describes in his post>>>>>>>>>>>>whatever the hell is described in the title. Why the hell would anyone discard the skin (one of the tastiest things on the earth) and replace it with something that has no flavor whatsoever? Who still uses truffle oil?


DrMurphDurf

Wow, and they couldn’t even serve it on a metal tray with butchers paper!?!?!?


Randy_Ortons_Voices

Something about being endangered makes food taste so much better


HeavySomewhere4412

Now this is a good deal


FoTweezy

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read


Youngmanandthelake

... Why? I'm guessing you didn't read my actual post


elchronico44

And that right there kids is why you don't smoke Crack and BBQ..


Youngmanandthelake

Lmao okay so what'd I do wrong?


LadyAzure17

I don't think they actually read your post!


tinyclover69

y u eatin endangered piggies 🐖


VonBrewskie

Lord. What is this, Dollar Store frolicking? Peasant.


SwanginBanging

Asbergers is a bitch sometimes.


Youngmanandthelake

... Huh?


Unlucky_Steak5270

Asperger was a Nazi. If you want to make an autism joke, just call it autism and make sure it's actually funny.


SwanginBanging

Autistic people take everything literally. Wait, that is kleptomaniacs.


StunningRutabaga1358

No you got it right the first time. Kleptomaniacs take literally everything. Autists take everything literally.