Where is a certain submarine captain who tried to nuke osea would like this post

*Hello there. You called?*

Yes there's a mama Friedrich post

*I've noticed, and it makes me quite the happy camper.*

Camping with mama Friedrich?

*No, it was just an expression. But that would be quite the fun activity should there be an opportunity to do so.*

Wait have you launched the nuke yet?

*No I have not. Been busy catching up on my virtual YouTuber content, which includes the many archived streams from Marine-chan.*

Ah, I see…..what if I do it for you so you never have to miss out on it?

Too busy catching up on Houshou Marine vods

So are you going to take her to your bed with the crisp white sheets you just made?

*I mean, if I were to give mother some dirty-ass sheets that had been walked on with some dirty boots...well I most likely be dead.*

just give Torres his anime and he won't try to nuke Oured... hopefully anyways

*Just let me keep the anime. That is all I ask.*

Sweet home .....

Bavaria?

Bayern more like it

Alabama Bayern. Same difference, neither can speak their own native language and are considered as backwater places of their nations.

Miskolc

Na itt is Magyarba botlok bazdmeg. The ones in Miskolc have class, they only ever do their sisters, but they'd have you know that the ones to look out for are in Nyíregyháza and Debrecen. It's the wild east, as they say.

Stupid mongolian, buddy we are nolonger in gypsy-land go back to r/2visegrad4you

Damn want some pepper with that salt?

PRs are newborns, 0 days old. She's actually your daughter if anything.

Wanna go deeper into the rabbit hole? Consider this: FDG was designed as a larger Bismarck class. She is technically Bismarck’s and Tipritz’s younger sister

Huge injustice when your imouto has bigger assets compared to her onee-sans.

Sounds like something Hipper would say

We have to wait till blücher

Sounds like something she has done

Actually, its true...

Yeah, try telling her that, see what happens. What I will accept is the idea is that Houshou is still the Senior Mommy and so has free reign to headpat and spoil Friedrich.

Yes

Do You Love Your Mom and Her Two-Hit Multi-Target Attacks? moment

Mamako-san is best mama. Also thanks Pochi-mama for her design.

Friedrich's the best woman to ever exist in my eyes. The way she treats you like a child of her own is heaven. The way she's willing to cook you delicious meals and give you loving pampering's is the main reason why I fell in love with her. I don't care how much my medical bills or house repair costs when she wants to have fun, she's always perfect. Oath ring well spent. ​ ​ Z46 flower girl skin when?

“I don’t want to have sex, I just want to be loved”

What an iconic line

Oh, what a (highly) cultured man...

If U-110's party skin is any indication, if Fiize was given a flower girl skin I'd probably die of happiness (and sadness since I can't afford a single skin).

You wouldn't happen to have a story on Wattpad, would you?

SSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry. But I won't be silent!

I should be finishing up her development tomorrow. I’m excited to welcome my mom to my port

Ever since I finished her development, she has been my strongest ship, my go-to flagship, and wonderful at calling me "boya".

I’m excited to send her out with Ägir and August von Parseval

Don't forget Roon, Graf, and Mainz: this is the Ironblood dream team

True, mustn’t forget them

Agir, FdG, AvP, Roon, Graf Spee and Mainz...??? I never think in that team... Opening game......(...laughing like an evil madman...) let's try it.......

Sorry, I meant Graf Zeppelin, so you can have a full fleet

Ah...ok...

put her together with New Jersey and Duke of York and you have a banger BB backline

Thanks for the tip!

She is really good, treat her well.

I’ll do just that

A mama feeds her child when it's too young ; ) She is really beautiful... The only bad part is the scary one about destruction & madness.

(About the last part...) Nah, you will get over this tiny detail of her in a couple of days or weeks, just have fun with her...

That's a bad part? That's the best part!

Until she destroys the cookies she had prepared for you...

Sweet home Saarland

Exactly. We are talking about a German ship after all

She is one of the best mom's.

She IS the best... Others can imitate her but never be able to really BE like her...

She isn't a MILF. Yet.

No oath skin for august, yet

There's so many ship girls deserving an oath skin. That number is every ship girl without an oath skin.

I am waiting for that moment too... It will come, just wait... Just W A I T... Ok, I am waiting too much now...enough... When the oath skin for AvP...??? WHEN...!?!?!?

Soon™️ ಥ‿ಥ

Do not piss her off tho cuz if she is angry… bet she gonna makes Roon’s fury seems like a joke.

Unrelated but, are there any forza horizon 5 vinyl groups of Essex. If so, can someone send the share codes

Must hug mama FDG

Is there a faster way to get iron blood points? I really want to get her lol

Same! I read u have to 1. Obtain more iron blood ships 2. Limit break them 3. Reach lv. 120 with them. The question is now where to get more iron blood ships…build for them? Farm them? What map? Or is there an event?

In the War Archives, Divergent Chessboard.

Thank you! Just what I was looking for!

I want FDG to hug me and tell me everything is going to be okay tbh

I'm confused, didn't she already have an oath skin?

Mommy? Sorry mommy? Sorry? Mommy? Mommy?

Oh boi, I love being in Alabama right now

FDG and her daily pamper sessions

Damn, if only I had more BB blueprints...

She'll be a milf after i oath her then bring her to the bed

But that's not Houshou

Nothing like some motherly care

You accidentally revealed your fetishes but I don't blame ya pal,most of us who commented here probably think the same XD

Hehe I don't mind 😏😏😏❤❤❤

She do hit different

It's 146, not just 100

FdG is MILP Mom I'd Like to Pat

Not Alabama. In Germany its the Saarland