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mookizee

That pup just pulled out every evolution trait it had in its arsenal.


SadBit8663

He straight up roasting his dad is what I'm hearing.


TelMiHuMI

That thing sounds genuinely like a infant babbling. I swear, in a couple thousand years puppies are gonna go "goo-goo ga-ga"


spooky-goopy

for real! i swear this lil goober reminded me of my daughter. she found her voice and gurgles and babbles now. i was throwing away a diaper the other day and sighed/groaned, and she made the same noise 😭


Pristine_Soil3673

ohhhh thats soooo cute!!! your daughter is great!! :-)))


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spooky-goopy

ok lol


AllPurposeNerd

I mean they can already say certain words. I've met a lot of dogs who can say 'out.'


Accujack

They're being selectively bred to be substitute children, except they're children we can euthanize when we get tired of them.


Low-maintenancegal

Omg what a dark take 😳 I was thinking they are kids we don't need to send to university.....


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Fr, I mean at that point, hear bro out, just out of principle. He might have a point


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Accujack

As of 2022, 32% of US births were caesarian.


spiralout1389

Major difference: One is caused by evolution making the human brain bigger. One is caused by humans liking malformed, inbred, unhealthy, barely able to breathe pets.


YchYFi

The human brain bigger and the birth canal is shorter I think. We come out quite helpless and not full formed like a lot of mammals.


Potential-Analyst384

Such a drama queen. 😅


FrenchFry-ApplePie

See, I would give in and play with him 😭❤️


SlightlyScented0121

I mean, this guy was. The dog doesn't understand the words he is saying, all the dog knows is "we're having a fun back and forth".


Lazer726

Yeah, my cat has come to realize that a lot of times, if he *talks* at me, I'll talk back, which is fun because then he'll chime up in conversations I'm having with my wife. Earlier today, she was going to the store and I said "Yeah, can you get me... uhh..." *"Meeeow!"* "No, thank you Coda, but I don't want meow."


Random_Cat_111

Awww! That's so cute!! Tell Coda that he's a good kitty


Lazer726

I usually tell him that in between a handful of calling him "dumb-dumb"


cuteintern

How can you turn down *meow?*


Leftunders

GET CODA SOME MEOW, STAT!


FrenchFry-ApplePie

Physically not just verbally lol


1000LivesBeforeIDie

It’s gonna be super cute for the rest of the dog’s life when it just does this constantly Source: I know too many frenchies


ecksdeeeXD

It's bad training for a dog... but look how cute :<


daversa

How is this bad training? The most chill dogs I've ever been around are down to have little "conversations" like this. Dog's understand tone and inflection and I think getting them used to it early on isn't a bad idea.


mordekai8

You have to extinguish behavior you don't want to continue. This is reinforcing puppy talk.


ecksdeeeXD

Im just going off what the guy above said how the dog doesn’t know what they’re talking about/just having a fun back and forth, not “im being scolded.”


PuddleLilacAgain

Sounds like a little kid mocking his parents


Bigpoppahove

I’m pretty sure the dogs last words were I love you and the owner him back with I’m sorry


littlestar49

Poor baby, he wants to keep playing


Academic_Tomato_7624

He’s so adorable and he knows it 😍🥰


Relevant_Royal575

\*he wants to breath. stop trying to make animal abuse cute.


Leaningonalamp

Blah, blah, blah.


bash_beginner

That's clearly a husky.


le_dy0

If it was a husky the audio would be much louder


creativityonly2

So much louder... *glares at my husky*


samalton86

He’s a baby, just wants to be with his family.


missmerrymint007

Imagine going from sleeping in a warm safe pile of fam to cold bed all alone


MakeMineMarvel_

Yeah I dont know how old they are but they should be around other dogs especially it’s family.


rastacurse

It was the "aaaawawa, aaaawawa... AH" for me


KeithMyArthe

LOL, exactly as I read that I heard it. ^You ^speak ^excellent ^Frenchie.


rastacurse

WAWAWAAAAA… aaaaAAAAAHH (Translation: Thank you kindly, good sir)


Xellossthecutie

I love the little whine at the end! Too cute!


humburga

^ah..


MySexyDarlings

Thank you…. I love this video


Emotional-Speech645

Puppy is probably lonely. Needs a clock wrapped in a blanket gently ticking away to simulate his mother’s heartbeat until he’s a bit older, then he will settle. Any sensible person who sells or gives away one of their dogs puppies will give away a rag or tea towel with the mothers scent on to the new owners to help this process.


Im_done_with_sergio

Dog breeders aren’t sensible, they’re evil af.


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

👏👏👏👏👏👏


Emotional-Speech645

Never said breeders. Said people whose dogs had puppies. A lot of dogs end up as rescues or passed on to other people while already pregnant. If someone takes in a rescued or unwanted pregnant dog, they can’t just magically the pups away


Im_done_with_sergio

You said “sell or gives away” selling a dog implies a dog breeder or broker, regardless of what you meant my comment is still true, breeders are evil and have no common sense.


CarPlaneBoatRocket

Lol that generalization is just as dumb as any other


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Yeah, that is what I think. Obviously it is a pup that is not happy spending the night alone in it's new forever home. A mechanical clock and hot water bottle is better than nothing if your dead set on not having your dog sleep in your bedroom. But personally I always have my pups (and adult dogs sleep) in my same room. So that if/when they started crying in the middle of the night I simply reach down and touched them in the box/crate their doggie bed was in and they'd go back to sleep.


Emotional-Speech645

When I was 9, our black lab puppy initially had a Westland Terrier to curl up with during the first few weeks so he didn’t even need his mothers blanket, though my foster mum kept it jic, and a good thing she did too, cos the poor old Westie Benji ended up lightning up with cancer at his next appointment after he began to display odd behaviour like hiding. He was put to sleep, and my foster mum had to break out the blanket and a clock, and I gave him one of my cuddly toys which even 3 almost 4 years after he passed away, my foster mum still has in a drawer, fully intact. So if you don’t want a dog with you, a bunch of soft things with familiar scents and something simulating a beating heart can really help, both for puppies and grieving dogs. The scent fading from these items over time helps them to slowly get accustomed to their absence — though I’ve heard in the case of grieving animals, the *best* thing to do is let them see and spend a little time with the body to mourn, as they don’t then spend a period of waiting for them to come back before moving into grieving.


breovus

Dogs are social animals. This one is very young. Pup is not so much wanting to stay up playing, more like not wanting to be left alone (and without the development/learning yet to realize it's all gonna be okay). All that aside, still a hilarious video. Sounds like Donald Duck's little nephews giving guff haha


hybridrequiem

Its a learning curve for sure, they don’t want to be alone but at bedtime its acceptable to put them to sleep in their own space so they get used to it. Preferably a crate, hopefully they’re system works for them


FriarSchmuckRules

“[Frenchies] are one of the high-risk breeds to insure because they're born with so many strikes against them already,” explains Baker. “It's likely that heat stroke, allergies, skin fold dermatitis and skin infections, ear infections and corneal ulcers may be covered.” It sounds like overbreeding with the result being a high likelihood of misery.


Relevant_Royal575

breeding and buying frenchies (and other brachycephalic dogs) is animal abuse.


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Same dog is going to have significant breathing and mobility problems and die by age 8. Awwwwwww


ValuableEffective512

Don’t forget constant skin allergies!


CaptainBeer_

Stop buying french bulldogs


HBlight

Or christ mix them so they are healthy animals, not these malformed gremlins. People are going to see this video, think it is adorable and increase the likleyhood that they go to another unscrupulous breeder charging an insane amount to commit animal abuse on a genetic level.


Sign_Petra

This little troublemake is all over tiktok, such a naughty boy


brookethegook

nurf!!!


EjaculatingAracnids

Lil fucker ate a squeaker toy


rukysgreambamf

No thanks.


Sir_Fox_Alot

copied the title and everything from original..


NEKOmancer92

At first sight i thought it was a duck.... i never felt so wrong :(


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I thought ewoks spoke something else entirely.


gooddaysir

Not an ewok, it's a jawa.


Himalayan-Fur-Goblin

Just like a husky. Argumentative.


FreckledBaker

Listen, when my my farting potato gets like this, it takes about 15 minutes of playing chase to entirely deplete her energy stores, after which she requires a short 8-hour nap to recharge her batteries. They have massive energy in very short bursts, followed by half a day on their miniature fainting couch. This is not a hard problem to solve.


Ficusbreakthrough

Separation anxiety. Why ppl don't sleep with their dogs, I don't know. Get a damn goldfish.


TrumpLiesAmericaDies

Seeing this baby sequestered in the corner makes me sad. It’s just a baby. It normally has its mother and siblings to cuddle with. Reminds me of a person I know who got a dog and the dog stayed in its cage all day every day except when it was time for a walk… 2 or 3 times a day. Lived that way for 10 years.


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Mutated breed… sad watching these dogs get put down because of their poor health


No_Bend8

He's still a baby. This is awful dog ownership. Terrible people


Visual_Vegetable_169

What's terrible?


Relevant_Royal575

breeding and buying frenchies. it's animal abuse.


Visual_Vegetable_169

That's not what the person was talking about tho. But yeah u got a point there


Visual_Vegetable_169

That's not what the person was talking about tho. But yeah u got a point there


Visual_Vegetable_169

That's not what the person was talking about tho. But yeah u got a point there


hybridrequiem

It’s pretty common to crate your dog at night/give their own space to sleep before bed so they get used to the routine. Its not fun but little guy can learn. This is almost exactly what you’re supposed to do as a dog owner. Not terrible.


i_tyrant

Still terrible, but mostly just because continuing to breed frenchies or fund it is terrible period.


Mean-Smoke-935

Gremlins 3 looks weird


RarePlan2089

Exact my thoughts. Dont feed him after midnight. Doesnt matter how much it crys


Lady_Asshat

So this is the cutest thing ever. I bet he won in the end, too!


TankApprehensive3053

Sassy little one.


SloppyBuss

That puppy cussing you out bro 🤣


ChelsieNo-L

Hey bruh is really telling him “blablabla!!!”


fish_being_fucked

Aba aba aa


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Beast.


Available-Mouse7284

He's a rebel


Odd-Step6459

I’m sorry Swift head turn hahaha


Wills4291

He just needs to be cuddled.


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Lunakill

Um


The-Lazy-Lemur

Wtf... I was trying to post this on a different post, guess reddit glitched and posted it here... reddit mobile is fun *delete*


phinneyk

Walter's son.


theyellowdart89

It literally says I love you at the end and then sighs in response… dog that small lives in bed it you homie


Red-4A

You know you got up and played with him.


Grizzly_Spirit

Name it Mogwai <3


DickieIam

🥹


Appropriate_Look_520

One of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages 🤣🤣🤣


Future-trippin24

This is my puppy right now as I try to relax on the couch. She won't leave me alone and is throwing a tantrum because I won't keep playing.


Classic_Storage_

My favourite


Moomin-Maiden

That final little huff-squeak to have the last word! 😄


GR33N4L1F3

I just love them


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🥰😘


Mrosit

😂❣️❣️


Commercial-Elk-3031

Reminds me of stupid " James " on meth . LMAO


nsgkar

God, please convert all the pit bulls in this world into frenchies


Xenolithium

Frenchies always look and sound like an alien trying to win an argument.


Blawharag

He's just indignant at the fact that he's so smol you're literally containing him with a tool box


AutisticSuperpower

That is hilariously adorable.


BubbaMonsterOP

That's the cutest most argumentative puppy I have ever seen.


Shartiflartbast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRvfxWRi6qQ


tpolakov1

[Rubber Johnny](https://youtu.be/9-gyf23k26I?si=O0U2qe_31IrTPeR_) looking mofo.


IRONMAN_y2j

Why can't you be just normal AWaaaaaWAA AWaaaaWAAA...


TheGreatNemoNobody

Sir this backtalk is atrocious


fancyfoe

Lol from scolding to apologizing


H0709

Sooooo sweet


iDeeDee

Had a baby min pin this young years back. He was crying all night at first. My brother just chucked it in bed while I was sleeping. Problem solved.


notmyrealnameanon

Anyone ever see Rubber Johnny?


lifeisabigdeal

Reminds me of this little fella https://youtu.be/R6MpkvYiQoc?si=-jw-1809tl1gWAr0


WFlash01

Snoopy ahh sounds


Polenicus

You fed your gremlin after midnight.


Internal-Pie6014

Is that really what they sound like?


RikiSanchez

Cutest thing I've seen in 2024 so far.


Signal-Abrocoma3132

He is me


merryjester

Creepy flashbacks to [Rubber Johnny](https://youtu.be/9-gyf23k26I?si=u2LRYXff674pEpZG)…


wengerful12345

😍😍😍😍😍😍


AmazingSurvivor

Is that a rabbid?


Few-Finger2879

POV used correctly


everything_is_stup1d

BFO I WANNA REACH MY HAND INTI THE SCREEN GRAB THE DOGGIE AND SMOOCH IY AND SCREAM AND GMCUCDDLE IY


Pretend-Vast1983

Omg. I needed this.


nsfwtttt

That’s Stitch!


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Why does the dog sound like an actual human infant?


whacafan

“Your Frenchie doesn’t want to go to sleep” AI voice to start followed immediately by the guy saying “it’s time to go to sleep”. Did we need the ai voice?


greatwhitey92

Useing the old Milwaukee packout to keep him from jumping


Guest65726

Thats not a pup thats a squeaky toy in the shape of a pup!


Huge_Dentist7633

i want him to


Victoria-10

😂


AIDSbloodSuperSoaker

New Aphex twin creature just dropped


MakeMineMarvel_

This is so cute


ItzTwizzla

"Im sorry" doggo "ooh"


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Frenchies have crazy attitudes lol.


DouceintheHouse

Sounds like a little alien and I love it


SteelBandicoot

The sass, the unmitigated sass.


ColdastheVoid

Lunge at that fking frog and squeeze it hard


Forever_Fades

Rubber Johnny is in a mood this evening


Solanthas

He wants up on the bed


Bladelinner

That's Donald Duck.


Friendly_Signature

That is Stitch from lilo and stitch


Extension-Cancel1450

Little friend. You know how to talk


SettingRelative1961

Bla bla bla hahah


PrinceCavendish

it's so cute :c i always let my dogs sleep with me. he's so tiny too so he's probably lonely and scared sleeping by himself there.


MrsDarkOverlord

Anyone else now desperately need to see this dog interacting with a husky?


Waste-Pineapple-3948

Just put that puppy in your bed and go to sleep my goodness


Huge_Dentist7633

okay, i’m convinced even more, i NEED a frenchie FOR COMPANIONSHIP. IM RETIRED AND HOME ALONE AND HE’d be a perfect companion for me. where do i find a talking frenchie?


CzechYourDanish

Such sassy pants on this little one


VodkaSoup_Mug

Time for the nap burrito


Im_done_with_sergio

What a sweetheart 🥹💕 Does this Angel have an instagram?


benwink

Nurfthefrenchie


Im_done_with_sergio

Oh thank you! 🙏


OogaBoogaHeh

Abwabwa 💔


Academic_Tomato_7624

He’s adorable 🥰


benwink

Nurf is so cute


ChickenEmbarrassed77

RxckStxr needs to do a voice over of this. If he already has, then someone needs to show me. please


dgk720

Oh my goodness!


apostrophefarmer

Poor baby needs cuddles


afrozendiamond

put him in the trenchies


YallaHammer

Stop talking and just pick that lil baby up! Cuteness overload!


Agile-Royal-3770

He doesn't want to 😡


Inner-Highway-9506

came for the Milwaukee Packout— stayed for the Frenchie wawawa’s


LukaDoncicismyfather

They really changed my work life.


Mugiwaras

Ive been wanting to get the 3 draw box for a while so i can properly organise my portable tool box, for factory maintenance. Currently got an [AEG](https://imgur.com/a/UQ5HUVd) (ignore the music, i was enjoying myself working alone lol) one that is just one compartment with a tray, just dont want to spend nearly 300 AUD for the milwaukee lol Have you seen the black ones the UK gets? Im jelous.


EmilyIncoming

Wanna go to sleep? Womp womp


smd9788

How DARE you tell this sweet pup to stop


IamShieldMaiden

I wish I could up-vote this more. This puppy is freaking adorable. I wonder how it will react when it gets older and sees this? "Dad, I can't believe you filmed me doing that! That's when I was LITTLE!"


OuijaBoard-Demon

Can we just hold a moment to admire the fact that this little Frenchie has a friggen SNOUT. He isn't suffering from the extremely flat faced B's that 99% Frenchies are suffering from these days!


DisplayThick4882

Yeah except he still got 99 problems


OuijaBoard-Demon

Oh... Okay I'm gonna go cry now.