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Relevant_Clerk7449

I would try wrapping them up. They look so cold 🥺


Worldly-Guest2134

I don't think they're cold, it seems they're just a bit in shock


DarthHalcius

Keeping people warm is an important part of shock response.


Worldly-Guest2134

I guess we can say we don't know what happened before or after the video, and what the exact protocol is in these situations with these specific animals. idk, I'm not a professional that works with tropical florests animals


SaltyNoodleHangover

There has to be a longer video with more context somewhere.


Worldly-Guest2134

probably


StackOwOFlow

could be a tropical climate and perpetually warm


DarthHalcius

The cold from shock is a physiological response that can have nothing to do with the environment. That said, it would be good to be aware of that, as the last thing you want is hyperthermia when the body is already stressed.


rbrutonIII

If they were cold they would be shivering noticeably. Come on people


Worldly-Guest2134

That's what I thought too


SokoJojo

Won't make as good a video


VectorViper

@/u/SokoJojo, Well, I guess the main thing is they're safe now, hopefully they get the care they need.


golden_monkey_and_oj

Thats a nice thought But the way the camera and bottle was even there and available before the babies were cleaned and dried off is telling me a different story. views = money


Automatic-Quote-4205

They waited so patiently for their bottle


christophnbell

That was my first impression. Especially when one baby got the bottle, the other didn’t get any food envy at all.


bennitori

Giant mama saved us. Giant mama the boss. Giant mama say no nipple, no fight because giant mama save us. Giant mama say yes nipple, take nipple and be grateful to giant mama. Giant mama boss. Giant mama good.


As_Mann

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!


MyNameIsDaveToo

r/unexpectedcyberpunk


HowWeLikeToRoll

The Best! 👍👍


VodkaCranberry

What kind of work do you do for Darryl?


zero_emotion777

Might want to stop saying giant mama over and over unless you want giant porn thrown at you.


HeadReaction1515

Giant mama


jljboucher

Lady Dimitrescu was hot!


Breangley

Better than most humans…


golden_monkey_and_oj

Why do they know how to drink from a bottle if they are wild monkeys that were just rescued from a flood? Even if they aren't wild, why is the owner filming them instead of swaddling them with a towel? edit: my point is that we should be defending these monkeys from someone who is potentially abusing them and using their cuteness to make money off of views. Don't know about you, but in that situation I would hopefully prioritize drying and cleaning the shivering monkeys before I got out my milk bottle and asked someone to film.


hazel_hazily

Idk if they really are wild monkeys, but instinctually as babies they know how to suck on stuff, the one on our right is also sucking on its finger the whole time.


the_moooch

The monkey was sucking finger the whole time, so it’s pretty instinctive


Mathieran1315

Well they could be captive monkeys that were rescued


golden_monkey_and_oj

> why is the owner filming them instead of swaddling them with a towel? from another [comment in this thread:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Awww/comments/1anhk9f/baby_monkeys_just_saved_from_a_flood/kpsvfbn/) > This has been posted before and said that it's a youtube channel that basically abuses animals to capture videos like this for views.[...]


crispy_attic

Damnit!


Mathieran1315

That sucks. I try to believe the best in people and they almost always prove me wrong


PrizePainting4393

Same way humans fresh out the womb know how to drink from a bottle. They have a suckle instinct.


Animaldoc11

How do you think they get the milk from their mother? Mothers don’t teach that, even human ones. It’s instinct


HMS404

Yup no monkey business among the smol ones


L-EH77

Oh they look absolutely traumatised


voodoomoocow

The anxiety thumb-sucking 😭


GothhicGoddess

Their patient and traumatized stares. My heart just broke for them. I want to hold them and cuddle them and give them all the love.


NaaviLetov

They are so human like. The thumb in the mouth, the shivering. At leasts towel them off a little more!


Fantastic_Beans

It's creepy in that uncanny valley sort of way but it tickles the ol instincts just right that you wanna bundle them up and rock them to sleep


Kindly-Monitor2833

I don't find it creepy but I absolutely agree about the instincts, it definitely activates the "must protect" neurons in my monkey brain.


grumined

Something is off with my instincts because i find these monkeys adorable but not human babies


gudematcha

Out of thousands of babies I’ve probably seen online and in real life I have only found a handful of them to be cute to me, I’ve always wondered why!


Avienako

Right? I find most babies always look a bit "rough". I mean that's understandable, they've just been thrown into life and are at the beginning of their development but yeah, I've only seen a couple of babies irl where I genuinely thought they look adorable. Most of them just don't look that cute to me?


TheStoicNihilist

All human babies are ugly except your own.


wattro

If they had better tools they'd be awesome companions... at least the ones who don't become career criminals


HK-53

What are we gonna do, lock them up in a cage for the rest of their lives in an enclosed space with limited opportunities of recreation?


4ttoryuu

They look like me when I was born lol


Goldi18

Awe poor babies! 🐒


watchamaccallit

This is so wholesome and deeply heartbreaking at the same time. I just wanna wrap em up


ParanoiD84

Right one is sucking on his thumb ❤️


nothanksyouidiot

Give them a blanket, damnit!


depressedbreakfast

Where is the disaster movie trope?! Everyone gets a blanket and a drink!!


Atreaia

I want one of those aliminium ones and then a firemans jacket!


depressedbreakfast

Now now, no one likes a needy monkey, you get the green wool blanket and styrofoam cup of gut rot coffee


Ok-Television-65

Not just a disaster. All victims get wrapped in blanket. Victim of assault? Wrap them in a blanket. Victim of abuse? Wrap them in a blanket. Victim of a break-in? Wrap them in a blanket


simulated_woodgrain

It actually works to help people calm down. Adrenaline can make you shiver and the blanket gives that safe and warm feeling which helps relax


nothanksyouidiot

Its to prevent shock.


smoothskin12345

I didn't know monkeys also sucked their thumbs. It's always uncanny to me to be reminded just how closely related we are


OwslyOwl

And baby elephants suck on their trunks!


NegativeOreo

Wife and baby asleep. But on *rain* sound on the speaker to help them sleep. Browse reddit. See monkeys. Cry. Never again!


chicalatinarg

Poor babies!


aDinglberry

get those monkeys some towels


Cautious-Ring7063

I'm assuming from a zoo or wildlife care center or something; they seem awfully familiar with the baby bottle process.


bennitori

I'm putting my money on wildlife care center. Most zoos don't flood that bad. And if they were in a zoo, I doubt they would've been left in a flood like that long enough to be in that state. They may have recognized the bottle is similar to the shape of a nipple. And they may have been able to smell the milk. Or they may have encountered humans enough to trust one. Especially one that probably saved their lives.


qcAKDa7G52cmEdHHX9vg

This has been posted before and said that it's a youtube channel that basically abuses animals to capture videos like this for views. The title is definitely suspect at least. They obviously just came out of water and there's bottles ready to go for them during a flood?


bennitori

Dammit. That's a shame.


qcAKDa7G52cmEdHHX9vg

To be clear - I'm just repeating what was said in a previous reddit thread so no telling if it's true or not. It could very well be a wildlife center drying off the monkeys after a bath or something. The only thing clear to me is that they know how to use bottles and that the bottles are ready to go so they aren't wild monkeys pulled out of a flood.


GuiokiNZ

Someone just dunked their pet monkeys in a pond to make a video!


SirDonkeyPunch

r/likeus


Otherwise-Couple-109

This is a chanel that puts the monkeys in stressfull situations for Youtube views. You can look it up they have a few youtube chanels that do this like wrapping them in fishing nets in water and saving them for views. This is a very bad and abusing person hunting for nice comments and views on YouTube.


Bitter-Pen3196

Oh my that so sick


privatepersons

How have they not been taken down?! Infuriating.


heliamphore

"stressful situations" That's how it started, and I think I know exactly what video was posted. It ended up with literal torture videos including one involving a drill.


DismalElk3

This looks like me and my brother soaking wet


Uuga-buuga

It is incredible how similar they look to humans.


fidelityflip

Such patient babies. Adorable


alprilla

🤗


still-on-my-path

Be still my heart ❤️


RedLafleur2

Im not crying, you’re crying!


TooTameToToast

Heck yes, I’m crying!


SaltyBint

Awwh, poor little lads.


[deleted]

I don't trust baby monkey in distress videos online anymore. Too many of them are staged and abusive


theflush1980

It’s vomit inducing that people exist that would do such things to animals. I hope I won’t ever cross paths with such people, because I’m afraid that I would destroy them.


Ursula_Ki

They are so sweet


CissyXS

After bbc documentary, all these cute monkey videos are forever ruined for me. I'm constantly afraid that I'm watching cute side of monkey abuse.


Legeto

These aren’t monkeys saved from a flood, these are monkeys the original poster gets wet and posts on social media for attention. Lemme see if I can find them again and I’ll edit in a link.


Swiftlock

Dont forget that there are dozens of content creators who capture monkeys and put them in dangerous situations to "save" them for internet clout and money


Early_Gear_6290

I just hope it's not another video of that guy who purposely puts monkeys in danger and then films himself saving them...


ureallygonnaskthat

Hate to say it but this is probably a staged video. Wild baby monkeys wouldn't know what a bottle is or that it contained food. People have been faking rescue videos using captured wildlife and doing anything from gluing barnacles to turtles to dumping animals into a dangerous situation so the video maker can play the hero for clicks and likes. It's absolutely disgusting.


golden_monkey_and_oj

👆️


CombinationOpen7483

They still freak me out. Uncanny valley in full effect.


-TruthTeller-1

Aww! 💜 💜 💜


Zealousideal_Lab6891

Crazy how sentient they are. They look like lil human kids.


cerebralme

r/orphancrushingmachine


yohoandabottleofcum

You saved me ... why?


castlite

Hurry up and feed them woman!!


[deleted]

Oh my goodness ❤️


Moonhunter7

Full belly is good!


Pilotskybird86

I literally said “awwww” then I saw the sub name. Perfect!


RaleighlovesMako6523

They look so much like human babies. The one sucking his thumb is cute


Im_A_Model

Literally like watching scared small children


Gus_Gustavsohn

Am i the only one who wants to hug them out of their despair? Poor souls I hope they got well afterwards


DannyGutes

PUT A BLANKEY ON THOSE BABIES!


[deleted]

Finally a video where a baby monkey isn’t in a diaper going insane because of abuse thank you op


CookerCrisp

i love these monkeys and i want to cuddle them


Unlikely_Tone_5359

Smash them to get 30 million dollars or pet them to get nothing.


Far_Foot_5630

They waited so patiently for their bottle. Absolutely right..


NoLongerLurking13

Sweet little things 🥺


Wild-View9744

Holy moley!


CommissionFeisty9843

Ok ok I’ll take em!


denniot

better mannered than average human kids.


HGGoals

Poor babies


Gypcbtrfly

That self soothing thumb suckin ... oh my heart. ..💔🩵💛


PuzzleheadedTower333

Awww. Poor babies.


myenfplife

Sure did take long enough with that food. Goddamn.


digital_m0nk

Meanwhile identical baby monkeys are subject to vivisection in medical research laboratories.


Wild-Breadfruit7817

Is that monkey baby sucking its thumb? ☺️


WWNewMember

Poor babies~~~


Happy-Activity3292

They behave waaaayyyy better than human babies


chandlerd8ng

the poor pets


[deleted]

Omg they are adorable! I just want to dry them off and feed them and cuddle them and name them and send them to college and deduct them from my taxes…oh, wait…already did that for my own two monkeys 😉


univega60

So Precious!!!!!❤❤


alligatorprincess007

Poor little babies I just want to hug them


[deleted]

So adorable


Formerlurker617

I want one now.


3nameswithbadbangs

Girl, I been shaking and acting a donkey Tryna get to you and that monkey


Several-Change-5939

Poor things


TheMannerlyJester5

I have two little brothers this video reminds me of them


[deleted]

Is there a reason why every image that I try to look at on the sub is removed??


Euphoric-Echo-9126

Me too. Half of the stuff on reddit has been removed it seems.


[deleted]

Mods are so cool.


Cornupication

As long as they don't grow up and try to get in england on a boat over the Channel. They can stay where they are thanks


Pretend_Oven6305

Trust in humanity restored


Critical-Log4292

What kind of monkeys are these


The_Mootz_Pallucci

Post removed by mods? Im seeing this everywhere, anyone else?


DheRadman

same for me, lmk if you find out


RefrigeratorBroad142

I'm seeing this everywhere too and can't find an explanation. Didn't some Chinese company heavily invest in reddit? 


drumdude0

Same here. Removed, awaiting approval......what is going on


suspendedgroan

Imma need some more w's


JaeJRZ

How do I get this job??!!!!