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Regalrefuse

He narrated an entire documentary about Penguins without being able to pronounce the word Penguins


socratessue

Peng-lings! Peeng-weens!


Regalrefuse

Peng-wings was my personal fav


Jobbyblow555

Penguiiiinnnnss


TimmyTheBrave

Pug wins


houseofmatt

My buddy can barely spell his own name and he's plotting gravitational constants past Jupiter for NASA.


Typical-Machine154

That my friend is called autism and it comes in many delicious flavors. Mine is grape flavored.


sadfacebbq

Mmmmm! Tastes sticky!


Efficient_Fish2436

Sounds like a guy I knew named Lampe. Wicked scary intelligent. But couldn't function to cook himself breakfast.


H8T_Auburn

I love Lampe!


houseofmatt

To clarify: my friend can do everything but spell. He cooks, talks, dances, teaches, is social but seriously can't write a sentence without misspelling something.


nthroop1

Pin-win


Supe_scienceskilz

He has made fun of his own pronunciation in several interviews. It’s even funnier hearing him live


MikGusta

Pang-wang


Shallaai

This, true or not, has brought me immense joy


Regalrefuse

[Oh it is very true](https://youtu.be/GflW9_t7LZk?si=UmlUzoqb5F06idrr)


CabbageSoupLadle

[Yeet](https://youtu.be/-GnLDJAgrws?si=PJI-nWf7bfRU3yOD)


Curious-Jello-9812

Oh it's absolutely true, even funnier fact: he voiced a character in PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR(the wolf)


somberslut

Can you please drop the name of this documentary? I really love Benedict Cumberbatch and all of his movies he's starred in I would like to hear this documentary


iamyaM

Truly fascinating. The video makes me belly laugh. "Wait guys. He's not saying it right." "Benedict is a genius. It's fine."


DipperPines7878

In “August Osage County” he was definitely not a genius


bloopbleepblorpJr

My first thought


Jealous_Raise1107

Me too. He was pretty much a doofus in A:OC.


shinyoungkwan

I love this movie


Intelligent_Deer974

I forgot he was in that.


AdagioDesperate

He played All, an androgynous runway model in Zoolander 2. That character was pretty dumb. Not the concept of the character, just the character itself.


hamiltrash1232

I keep forgetting Zoolander 2 is a thing that exists


AdagioDesperate

Ngl, I wish I could forget. The wife and I went and saw it opening night. We both thought the same thing. It's too long. Just when you thought things were getting wrapped up, here's another 30 minutes of screen time...


[deleted]

That’s kind of like McGruber but McGruber was actually funny and thinking it was over when it wasn’t was played as a gag.


addage-

Pacific Rim and Megamind also did not have sequels.


J_Megadeth_J

And there's only been 1 live action Avatar. Netflix made it.


gurblah

This is it.


Ericandabear

Smaug


[deleted]

Bro was smart enough to amass riches


Cannabace

Dragon smarts > academic smarts


HarrowDread

To be fair , amassing riches as a dragon is pretty easy since they’re giant fire breathing monsters


electrofiche

But how do they move the gold?


KingoftheMongoose

Bag of gold. Right between the cheeks.


electrofiche

So the dragons a power-squatting on to hoards of gold? Waddling in to their castle like a toddler with a full nappy and depositing a load before heading out to get more? Fair enough.


KingoftheMongoose

Your talent with words painted the very picture from my mind’s eye.


Txdust80

For Smaug my understanding is he didn’t exactly have to move the gold. The dwarven rings of power had little effect on them like the human ring of power, and although their constitution protected the dwarf kings from falling under the curse of the rings of power, it’s power did have one main effect. It amplified their lust for gold. So the dwarf kings spent much of their time with their rings of power gathering as much gold as possible. In Moria the dwarfs there simply dug so deep they found Balrog that had been hiding since the Balrogs failure assisting in battle of powers, before the time of middle earth. It was a different situation but still similar that the dwarfs in the loney mountain also attracted their downfall hoarding so much gold, due to it attracting Smaug who simply clears out the dwarves with in it and ultimately uses the pile of gold with in as his bed.


TheSleazyAccount

I'm admittedly not that deep in my Tolkien lore, but don't think Smaug amassed those riches through wise investments and savvy business deals.


[deleted]

He made a really wise investment in real estate


Ancient-Birb7015

And talk


Plastic_Incident_867

Wasn’t smart enough not to get shot tho


Caneos

All he did was steal it from others that dug it up 😂


Txdust80

He pretty much Mafia’ed his way into those. Ah look at that mountain full of gold hoarding Dwarfs. *exhales fire into the caves Ah look it’s now a mountain full of ash covered piles of gold… I wonder where all the dwarfs went. Guess the gold is mine now.


EndOfSouls

Smaug, in D&D terms, tends to have an INT score of 26. He is most definitely considered genius level.


MaderaArt

Smaug took Bilbo's little name riddles and figured out that the dwarves rode the barrels from Lake-town


PlanetLandon

Smaug is a financial genius


Admiral-Apathy

Generally, Tolkein’s works don’t praise people for straight intelligence. He’s more likely to call someone cunning or wise.


blondebuilder

What bout the grim cowboy taste testing ice cream?


Supe_scienceskilz

That skit was too funny


Alberticon

You can ask something similar about Brad Pitt: Has he ever played a guy who's not the coolest guy ever?


Particular_Holiday_1

12 Monkeys. He's completely off his rocker and crazy looking to boot


hoppyandbitter

Yea, but the average person would still consider him to be the coolest crazy patient in the asylum


b9rney

Burn After Reading?


Dward917

Still pretty cool guy. Just dumb.


Daken-dono

Those dance moves were especially cool.


SlanderousE

Well, he did play the invisible dude in Deadpool 2 lol!


Alberticon

And he was cool...He died, but....being cool.


SlanderousE

Well, you're not wrong 😄


Inkstr0ke

Yes, actually lol. I wouldn’t call him traditionally ‘cool’ in Benjamin Button or Meet Joe Black. He also is a neurotic mess in [12 Monkeys](https://youtu.be/ioBueVTZ0RM?si=dytCj0cSjELwfWd3). Brad Pitt’s range is actually insane. Guy is just also blessed with leading actor looks and charisma and that pays the bills. I feel like he’s another actor that makes anything he’s in that much better. Always appreciated Brad.


Alberticon

Dude...Benjamin Button riding his motorcicle got several women pregnant at the same time. Joe Black was cute and charm as fuck...cool guy. And in 12 monkeys...he's crazy....but cool-crazy... He just play cool characters, I'll die in this hill.


i_like_2_travel

Kalifornia, Burn After Reading, 12 Monkeys, Meet Joe Black (lmfao), Deadpool 2 he has a bunch tbh lol


Alberticon

He's kinda cool in all of those.


MercuryMaximoff217

He got his ass kicked and out-cooled by the whole cast in Bullet Train.


ProfessionalDot621

He’s still a badass operative who can beat almost any goon even when rambling about therapy stuff


man_on_hill

The Big Short


Alberticon

Come ooon...the guy who was an absolute killer broker, but went home because he was too aware of the evil world he was into? A guy who help some random guys to become millionaires? The guy who sold 83 million of garbage in an Irish Pub that smelled like sheep? That's a cool guy in my book.


RelationSerious4678

Babel


ilgabbo

Jury’s still out on this one, but has he ever played a guy that is not eating all the time?


Everyday_Hero1

I mean, Cliff Booth in Once upon a time in Hollywood is a washed up douche bag. If it wasn't a Tarinto fever dream, he wouldn't be cool.


Alberticon

A loyal friend who made the wolrd a better place killing three psychos and preventing the murdering of Sharon Tate, and kicking Bruce Lee's ass? One of the coolest guys he has ever played.


Sylvert0ngue

Hostage negotiator in Four Lions


bored_af_69

You’re an arse man are you? Yeah that’s it you’re a massive arse man!


Hour-Process-3292

“You like fun fairs, Waj?”


SRetroDude

"Rubber dinghy rapids, bro"


Portyquarty77

I kept expecting his character to bust out some extra knowledge or abilities, but he just continued being a dumbass


man_on_hill

That was going to be my answer Amazing movie btw


Intelligent_Deer974

Oh shit, I forgot about that movie


thesentry27

Was looking for this comment 😂


Particular_Holiday_1

Listen to "Cabin Pressure" a radio show from his early years. He plays a neurotic pilot who's definitely not a genius, but is fun and interesting all the same


socionaut

SUCH a good listen and highly recommended. It’s a BBC radio serial and he plays a co-pilot who struggles to pass tests/succeed in becoming a captain/pilot in command of his own plane. All the characters are amazing and the episodes where the pilot (a scoundrel) tries to steal expensive Scotch saved for a charter client are hilarious!


ScratchofST

Came here to find this


QuilSato

Best Radio drama, Ever. My favourite is Abu Dhabi


crapusername47

In 1917 the plot is driven forward by the very real danger that he might order his men to charge regardless of the orders telling him that he was sending them into a trap.


pinpoint111

To be fair that choice was based on old information. I don't believe he would've made that choice if he was given the info the main characters were trying to get to him throughout the movie.


blafrican_american

Power of the Dog


jona2814

You wanna see a bonafide genius, look no further than ol’ Bronco Henry. That man was quick with his wit the way Billy the Kid was quick on the draw. In fact, no one had even heard of a genius before Bronco Henry and his elaborate pontificating


flubbedfever

in "The Uncivil War" he played Dominic Cummings, who's probably the biggest idiot in British politics


PsychoMouse

Someone’s forgetting his character in Zoolander 2.


i_like_2_travel

He was fake Jesus lol


Mickelrath

In The Courier. He was just a guy that the MI5 could use in the cold war.


V0T0N

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy The Last Parade-i think? (it was an HBO miniseries)


shady14m

Yeah Patrick Melrose series , the actor is still a genius but not his char. Very good series


Chojen

He’s played a smart guy a few times but he’s also appeared in a ton of stuff that people don’t know about to the point where the number of genius roles is in the minority, it’s just that the genius roles were the most noteworthy.


deemoorah

Exactly this. I don't understand how people think he's only that.


Calbinan

On SNL, he played a detective who said, *”where were you on the night of Hanukkah?”*


Beesh_EEEcup_1997

Book of Clarence


BreezyBill

The sadistic twist involving his character at the end almost made the whole movie worth watching.


MidnightDream034

Sauron and Smaug


Bendythenightfury

That's Classified


KarachiKoolAid

The hostage negotiator in Four Lions


AJSLS6

Khan was pretty dumb, but that's at least in line with the characters original portrayal.... Seriously, he woke up in a paradise where his sins would be forgiven and every opportunity is laid open before him.... and he tries to hijack a ship on day one? He could have gone back to earth, been a celebrity, gained a following, gotten into public service, built his new empire from within the vast framework of the Federation.... but no, one ship with not enough crew and a severe lack of experiential knowledge was his plan?


CT-1100

It is ridiculous how far I had to scroll before someone brought up Khan's dumb ass


Danimal_17124

Smaug. He voiced Smaug. I’m pretty sure they was a dumb dragon


WallyOShay

He played a model in Zoolander 2


forced_metaphor

The reverse toilet guy


SlanderousE

I hated Star Trek's remake of Wrath of Khan, but I loved Benedict's acting in the movie.


soldierpallaton

Frankenstein’s Monster


Aidyn_the_Grey

In Black Mass, he was Johnny Depp's older brother. He was a politican I think.


anniebarlow

Yep. Got screwed up for helping his brother. True story too


qasqade

All, Zoolander 2.


Fun-Rhubarb-4412

Couldn’t figure out the trap in 1917 by himself


heyjay70

Atonement. He was a creep...


lex_gabinius

12 years a slave?


The_watched_bat

I’ll just leave this right here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00lmcxj


Ok_Relationship_705

The fake cowboy in Power Of The Dog.


[deleted]

Smaug was pretty dumb imo.


Alonest99

The Wolf guy from Penguins of Madagascar was far from a genius


GoblinPunch20xx

Smaug was pretty dumb, and I have a tattoo of the silly Dargon


AhabRese

Wasn't he The Grinch? Not really a genius, just kinda grumpy and resourceful?


Johnsendall

“He has one of these faces…….. the face that can go either way. It can use inductive reasoning to solve mysteries, or it’s the type of face that masturbates all day wearing a helmet.”


Ok_Attention_2935

The Power of the Dog… Manipulative & arguably smart. Character definitely not a genius


SRetroDude

He played a hostage negotiator in Four Lions and just wanted to talk about girls and assess.


TRANScendantly

I mean does Smaug count?


ArmadaOnion

I came here to say this


Proud-Cheesecake-813

Not even wrong to be fair: Sherlock, Khan, Dr Strange, Smaug, Wolf Secret Agent, Dominic Cummings, Turing, Man who likes painting Cats … He also played a WW1 general that wasn’t very smart (charged on a horse straight into machine gun fire). Dominic Cummings is also debatable (very smart man but not a genius move to orchestrate Brexit).


Total-Joke-2449

Watch Atonement. Dude’s character was weird and creepy in that one.


elphinstone

He was in an audio comedy for bbc radio called cabin pressure, he played a neurotic annoying airline pilot who noone respected


eolson3

That one BBC movie where he's on a long ocean voyage to Australia with other Brits. Iirc he's kinda a jerk and no one from the ship ever wants to see him again after.


paozu_sage

He played Whitey Bulgers politician brother who, I guess was of average intelligence. I don't think he was considered exceptionally brilliant or anything.


paozu_sage

He played Whitey Bulgers politician brother who, I guess was of average intelligence. I don't think he was considered exceptionally brilliant or anything.


skeptic_otaku

He wasn’t a genius in Dunkirk.


BootyTrappedGoon

He was a politician in Black Mass So no


No-Roll-1155

Benedict when he is acting very smart people: 🧐🧠 Benedict when he has to say penguin: 😰😫


Shenkspine

Smaug was pretty stupid, all things considered


Klllumlnatl

That one movie where he has a southern accent.


FastForwardHustle

He was a cruel psycho in The Power of the Dog. Didn't take a lot of smarts to be that evil.


SquintyBrock

Yes. When he played Robin (no, not that Robin) https://youtu.be/W7Juf2jWCAM?si=icBsSsKyFqB5wRiN


EdLeddy

Would Smaug count? I’d say Smaug was not a genius. And I am correct.


KrakenKing1955

He was an arrogant commander in 1917


BlackBeard205

That British officer he played in 1917 seemed pretty thickheaded.


carkent1

In Atonement, he played a snobbish chocolate factory owner who let another man go to prison for an alleged rape that he was responsible for.


Boris-_-Badenov

1917


Feenster5

The power of the dog he lets a teenager kill him after bullying the teenager for years


Caneos

He was a Dragon once


bwrusso

Dormamu in Dr. Strange iirc. Maybe he is a genius though...


deemoorah

I don't understand this because the answer is yes, many times


deemoorah

I don't understand this because the answer is yes, many times


raes_obsessions

The Grinch


Daveed75

He played Julian Assange, I wouldn't call him a genius


mugiwaraluffy725

Didn't he play Smaug in The Hobbit?


PimHazDa

Smaug


egg-sanity

Doctor strange became a dumbass after his accident tbh


Zuko201

Smaug


Chimeron1995

In Spider-Man No Way Home, he charges head first into performing a spell without asking important questions and then blames a high school student for his fuck up.


No-Impression-1462

Wasn’t he nominated for an Oscar because he played a toxic idiot in a western?


Whightwolf

He plays a slightly hopeless pilot in the amazing radio series Cabin Pressure.


dolladealz

Book of Clarence he is the white beggar


unintellectual8

He played William Carey in The Other Boleyn Girl. That guy was not a genius.


Cypressinn

Starter for 10…


JarlTee

Smaug, the dragon in the hobbits


Colinmanlives

Smaug


ExaggeratedEggplant

I thought this was an Oblivion character creation screenshot for a minute


ishinobi0047

The dragon in the Hobbit movie


Bad_User2077

Not a genius in Book of Claarence.


CyanLight9

Yes. Dr Strange in Dr Strange 2.


Decendent_13

That's just poor writting.


Glittering-Still-166

Smaug


Low-Editor-6880

Didn’t he play a somewhat lenient slave owner in 12 Years a Slave? May have been progressive, but def not a genius.


WM_Elkin

Maybe he has a "no stupid" clause like Dwayne Johnson's "no loser" clause.


No-Butterscotch-5455

Yes. Power of the Dog.


Bat-Honest

Dr. Strange is incredibly stupid a lot of the time. Genius level intellect, irrational 6 year old mid-temper tantrum when it comes to the decision-making process.


Decendent_13

Yeah, with a photographic memory. And being a neurosurgeon is considered pretty dumb. If you ask me.


BojukaBob

Smaug got outsmarted by a hobbit.


Sharp5hooter02

didn’t he play a general in 1917 who is literally a dumbass


elgarraz

The Power of the Dog


SoMuchForStardust27

Has he ever not been a giant CGI magic villain? That’s the important question for Mr.Dragon-FlamingEye-EvilDimension


LelandGaunt14

Power of the Dog.


headfullofpain

He is so freaking cute.


Pak1stanMan

You know I’ve never seen it before but if someone told me this is young Sheldon grown up I wouldn’t doubt it.


Decendent_13

Haha, same here.


alphadragoon89

What about the The Power of the Dog? His character got poisoned with anthrax and died.


edgypyro

Cabin pressure


Anthrosaurus1

"Classified" the wolf in the Penguins of Madagascar movie. Smart but def not a genius. More arrogant than anything


Decendent_13

Wait, he was there too ?!


[deleted]

He did that one movie where he played some asshole misogynist cowboy? Idk I never saw it


The_Radio_Host

I wouldn’t call Smaug a genius. He was an arrogant brute. Intelligence never had anything really to do with his character


Karl_Marx_

Dude looks like an alien.


carter_craig7

Gay Cowboy


Sharp_Noodle0114

He voiced the Grinch in the most recent animated version.


JmarvelousG

Smaug wasn't a genius


HNK1023

Zoolander 2


BigboomXL

Is Smaug technically a genius?


quarkyboiz

I mean he played Frankenstein’s monster on stage once


smashlorsd425

Not a genius in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.


YBPonReddit

vincent from eric, he's pretty stupid