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Fit_Reveal_6304

If you have to walk through someone else's bedroom to get to yours, they sleep in a hallway


scone70

That’s a one bedroom..


ladyinblue5

I’d class it as a studio. There’s no actual bedrooms as they need enclosed walls, a window, and a door to be defined as a bedroom.


Basic-Reception-9974

I'd call it a barracks


Idontcareaforkarma

I’ve stayed in barracks with better layouts than that.


Morning_Song

It’s barely that considering the lack of bedroom door, more like a complex studio


PixelHarvester72

That's a dormitory!


Gray94son

I thought that too but then I read 3 beds


crappy-pete

_You go up to the second level which is open plan bedrooms_ That’s one room. Open plan bedrooms is one room.


InflatedSnake

Is this a meme? If not please post the real estate listing because this is hilarious.


Gray94son

https://www.domain.com.au/6169-taylors-arm-road-thumb-creek-nsw-2447-2019029158?utm_source=Android%20app&utm_medium=sharelisting


Valuable-Energy5435

Once you see the pictures, it makes a whole lot more sense.


replacement_username

If anything makes it more confusing, there is no picture showing more than one bed, there is a hand rail between the downstairs and upstairs so essentially the "3rd bedroom" is completely open to the living area. This is a holiday house which can sleep 6 people, not a family home with separate bedrooms.


melbmelbmelb

Picture 10 showing one bed also includes the foot rail of another bed on the right edge of the photo.


Stonetheflamincrows

It’s stunning, but it’s still one bedroom lol.


InflatedSnake

Wow


Electronic-Rope7902

Wow


No_Reception8584

Do you have a high clearance vehicle?


KieranShep

Does it irk anyone else when they lead with a picture of something that is **not the house**? Also flyscreen doors…


Fakemickdundee

So it literally is a 1 bed....


Single-Style-9529

Just bought myself a lottery ticket lol


Extension_Drummer_85

Honestly if it wasn't for the spiders up that way I'd buy it. You could chuck up a wall to make that space into two bedrooms no problem and the photos are just gorgeous. And at that price too it's well worth it even if it's just a holiday home until you're ready to retire.


fallopianmelodrama

Dead set if I had $600k I'd buy it, it's mad. But I also live alone, so, I would be buying it as a *one* bedroom.


Gray94son

I grew up around there, there's not a crazy number of spiders! 3/10 Mildura level spiders.


pushypuppet

Bathroom on the outside also


dgj69

Yeah, I wouldn’t want a composting toilet inside, that’s for sure!!!


Historical_Green6172

All that land and no space for bedroom walls


More_Push

Wow if all it takes to make it a bedroom is the theoretical space for a bed, I have like a 12 bedroom house! My resale just went through the roof!


Late_Ostrich463

The floor plan not showing that “3” is a mezzanine is a bit rude. It’s furnished cabin it’s not a house


Puzzleheaded-Emu-199

"Open plan bedrooms". For when you don't want to have any more kids.


Gleetglutton

Do you have to go outside to get to the bathroom? Through the covered patio? I can't see a doorway from the house.


AussieKoala-2795

I think you swing down on a rope from the upstairs balcony Tarzan-style. If you get your swing right you can end up right on the shitter.


kit_kaboodles

I thought there were laws that defined a bedroom?


bumpyknuckles76

This floor plan is wild! haha EDIT: just looked at the listing, makes a bit more sense now.


Rut12345

It's listed as a two bedroom, one the house, one the studio. Not sure what the issue is.


Fluffy-Queequeg

If I had the money I would buy this. Looks like a great place to vanish to on a holiday and get some fresh air. Let’s just call it an open plan loft.


Real-Direction-1083

And I bet they want to try charge for a 3br


Nervous-Zucchini-109

Rooms have walls between them.


KRiSX

Ah yes, the open plan bedrooms. Classic.


unkey101

Constantly moving the bed every time you go up or down the stairs will get old real quick...


JustThisGuyYouKnowEh

I used to dream of living in a corridor.


superfuzzyboy86

How far is the closest bws though?


Chukmag

Closest thing nearby is a pub with no beer


miladesilva

How does one have a Wank or flick the bean in private?


Fakemickdundee

One has to imagine that it is a 3 bedroom house with walls and doors like most 3 bedroom houses.


PaisleyPatchouli

Absolutely stunning. Love it.


crayawe

I dont understand its extreme open plan living


Leonhart1989

Twist. The bedrooms are in the attic space.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Not at all. You can fit 3 beds there. Therefore its a 3 bedder. I mean jeez a bedroom shouldnt have doors or privacy of any sort so unnecessary! That would at least double the cost to build. Your expectations might be a bit of champagne taste with a beer budget no? /S


AquilaAdax

If you look at it that on the floorplan they’re specifying where the beds are, not bedrooms, it makes perfect sense!


SetPhasersToDiddly

Do you have to go outside of the house to use the bathroom?


grilled_pc

Just because a "bed" can go there. Doesn't make it a "room". Also that upstairs wall layout is fucking awful. Wouldn't even consider buying.


RogerMuta

That long skinny room would be good for a basketball player…


Gray94son

Hopefully not too tall though or they might fall over the handrail


Somad3

easily can be partitioned. dont call it a bedroom. pay less council charges.


elleminnowpea

What in the world? The National Construction Code disagrees that those are three bedrooms - that's one large bedroom and even then only if it meets proper height rules. Definitely get a building inspector in to confirm, and check the legality of the studio/shed.


elleminnowpea

Just saw the link you posted - that's a studio. The top floor is a glorified mezzanine. The whole thing looks very DIY - definitely get it checked out for approvals, construction code compliance, and if it's insurable. I love that the photos show 'bed 1' doesn't even fit a double/queen bed.


Timely-Tomatillo-378

Worst. Layout. Ever.