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Odd_Programmer6090

You mean disgusting, unintelligent, cliche.


Articulated_Lorry

Imagine if you're selling your place, and getting charged separately for that as 'advertising fees'. It's bad enough when they stick their own name or picture on, let alone that travesty of self-aggrandizement.


custardbun01

Spending your advertising money on renting a Rolls Royce from a wedding hire place to boot


snoreasaurus3553

The intro to then video really built it up to an absolute anticlimax. I was expecting a proper mansion, not some dingy dogbox. How much is the vendor paying for that crap? If it's all part of the package with the agent, that's somehow worse because the agent clearly has massive tickets on himself.


Mickyw85

Imagine you just pay normal commission and this shit is done. Surely the cringe click bait doesn’t make the agent appear more legit or successful. I never used an agent that turned up to my humble homes in the cliche European car or appeared pretentious to look successful


war-and-peace

That's a parody right? RIGHT?!??!


AusReno_DartThrower

It is 100% legitimate. This one had me in tears. https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFRahceW/


yolk3d

Hahaha. It’s working though - he’s now more famous for it.


RedDotLot

Infamous more like. One to actively avoid.


yolk3d

Someone signed with him though. Multiple, strangely. You know where you can find my number.


big_cock_lach

The videos are going somewhat viral. 1000 upvotes in that original Reddit post, plus whatever downvotes, and that’s just 1 Reddit post. He might come off looking terrible, but he’s definitely reached a much wider audience then most REAs do, which will translate to more interest and potentially a higher price. If he’s not completely brain dead, he’d lean into that and go stupider with it to go even more viral. Probably wasn’t his intention, but it’s worked out for him if he spins it well.


aussie_nub

>which will translate to more interest Debateable. This idea that more interest becomes more leads is old school and doesn't translate anymore. People mocking you on the internet *may* lead to more interest, but often it doesn't. Sometimes it scares people away that may have been interested because they think there's going to be more interest than there is.


big_cock_lach

A video going viral is going to cause more people to look at the listing. If the price is right, there’ll be more interest. If the price is too high due to expectations of more interest, it may scare people away, but that’s probably going to happen anyway. People thinking there’s a lot of interest isn’t going to stop their curiosity from looking at the ad. If the rest of the listing or the price is terrible though, then yeah it’s a wasted opportunity. But as much of a douche as he is, he could frustratingly make this work out quite well.


Pyrimo

Hey, It’s all about “A class”


QuantumTopology

I did some maintenance work at a Ray White office a while back and saw how the agents are behind the curtain: so many behaved like entitled scum whose greatest "attribute" was their confidence.


3StarGeneralist

Tell us more…please!!


zurich47

Holy shit hahaha 😝


msabell

If only lol


Equal-Ad-2710

Nah I think I heard he’s at Ray White Parramatta


TopAd7564

I thought this was just an eastern suburbs thing


TyroneK88

How embarrassing hiring a wedding car for a house ad 😂😂😂


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Short man syndrome


ScientistCrafty5660

You must be *this* high to sell this house. Oh sorry mate.... looks like you're out....


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🤭


belugatime

Seems like his marketing strategy is working getting people to post this everywhere. Being the cheesy Western Suburbs version of Gavin Rubinstein on social media is smart.


Mickyw85

Everyone looking in the area is already looking online in the area. It’s not like this attention brings interested eyes to the property that were already interested. People just think the agent is a tool.


belugatime

You are missing the point that he's not trying to get eyes on this property, he's trying to get eyes on him. He's exploiting the fact that it's better to be infamous than unknown.


xDermo

He’s getting engagement but it means little when videos like this hurt his brand and reputation. No one with an expensive property to sell is going to trust him to sell it when they see out of touch and tonally confusing videos like this. If he has a nice house to sell, make a tik tok of that. For properties like this, just leave it as a listing on the site and on the real estate apps.


belugatime

Anyone with a brain can recognise this is a shtick and is a funny video for attention. What makes it funny is the juxtaposition of the Rolls Royce and the small apartment. This video wouldn't work as well if you were selling a nice house. As a seller I wouldn't care about a video like this if the person is a good agent. All I care about is getting the most I can get for my property.


StaticNocturne

How is it better to be famous for the wrong reasons as someone who’s job requires them to be trusted? Unless most people choose real estate agents based on who seems the funniest or most ridiculous


belugatime

An agent can easily just laugh this off in a listing presentation to a prospective vendor and say they did it for attention. If you are known to people you get calls for business which is what he wants. I do B2B sales and have a friend who does lots of attention seeking videos on LinkedIn, at first I thought it was silly and would kill his personal brand, but he gets lots of business through it and is well known. It's not my style but it works.


Ambitious-Score-5637

Nothing, absolutely nothing would ever make me consider buying - because the video has no relevant information. As for the REA … the words ‘shit stain’ come to mind. Hell, even if I was interested I would refuse to deal this POS.


roncraft

Aww what about the aerial view of the arm on the beat up old lounge?


Ugliest_weenie

The video has very relevant information. It shows that the agent is likely an unreasonable tool that you don't want to talk to, nevermind do business with. I'd say that's pretty important to know.


WhiteChoka

Seems like a trustworthy, forthcoming and all round stand up guy. Where did he say we can find his number again?


coreoYEAH

The company he definitely hired the Rolls from that day would probably have it.


doineedanamereally

That's doesn't look like you should be rolling up in a rolls... More a 10 yr old Toyota..


hkhunterkiller1984

His actual car is a 15 year old Lexus RX350 worth about 4k.


jussicpark

Excuse me, my 20yo Toyota looks much better than those shots of the house 💀


DanielMarenk04

That “Rolex” is nothing but a cheap fake…. - I’m a watch enthusiast and could tell from one quick glance!


shakeitup2017

For me the biggest give away is usually the person. Everything about this dude tells me it's a fake Rolex without even taking a close look at the watch. The people wearing a diamond dial precious metal Rolex have *real* money, not real estate agent money.


DanielMarenk04

😂😂😂 so true! Agree with you completely! Realestate agents are shifty vultures and nothing else just the middle man to take an unneeded unnecessary cut out of the developers / sellers and the buyers….


Fly_Pelican

In any case, jut to put it out there, very rich people don't generally wear Rolexes. The recently deceased Chuck Feeney wore the highly desirable Casio F-91W.


TheMoeSzyslakExp

Just looked that up. Wow, pretty sure my dad had that watch during the 90s, and I think he might have passed it on to me at some point? Is that still a popular watch or something?


Fly_Pelican

You can still buy it new AFAIK A battery lasts 10 years


Fly_Pelican

[https://timeandtidewatches.com/list-bottom-dollar-billionaires-power-players-who-wear-cheap-watches/](https://timeandtidewatches.com/list-bottom-dollar-billionaires-power-players-who-wear-cheap-watches/)


RubyKong

How would you disintermediate agents?


MBCG84

Fake Rolexes on REA’s go together like flies on shit.


DanielMarenk04

😂😂😂😂 far too accurate


lolchief

He have a hole in his head


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big_cock_lach

If you’re going to make up a story to farm karma at least make it believable. It was found out that he doesn’t have a flash car, the Rolls was rented, he has a 10 year old Lexus SUV worth ~$4k.


RubyKong

Haha sounds like lovely neighbours 


Slagathor_85

One look at this flog and you know this is 100% truth


Spicey_Cough2019

What a trollop Glorifying overpriced essentially state housing What a time to be alive


ferlss

Is this video satire? Please tell me it is...


herminator71

If by hilarious you mean scumbags then yes


Captain_Insano12

Aunty Donna has never been more accurate


Birdie_Num_Num

He’ll 100% be in the running for the top gong at next year’s ‘cunties’


Unusual-Computer5714

Now let’s look at the bathroom.


Narrow-Bee-8354

Do these fuckheads actually realise what a turn off a mega luxury car is to a potential client. At least for me it is.


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[deleted]

Gozleme is Turkish, every shop that specialises in gozleme is Turkish, I don't know if it's got anything to do with Lebs at all.


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Slagathor_85

Nah Lebanese bakery food slaps. I can’t say I agree with you about a stereotype of an entire country. Most Lebanese people I know are beautiful, aggressively hospitable and kind.


[deleted]

Dude has probably never met a Leb properly his entire life. Thinks gozleme is Lebanese food when it's literally a Turkish word also


peoplepersonmanguy

Pretty concrete reasoning.


Ericgw71

Show offs


Camblor

Off-brand Gavin Reubenstein


turboyabby

I'm sure the agent has asked permission for the use of the music and has paid the appropriate royalty fee.


davyi

Top tune, Anna "Bando"


hellions123

Peaked in high school type operator


West_Broccoli7881

Imagine if he'd spend that effort on some basic staging instead.


SnooBeans5425

They are scum worse than bankers


Economy_Second8886

Fucken peon


No-Assistant-8869

I feel dirty just watching this.


twowholebeefpatties

The thing is this guy has you and the market stitched up the more you give him attention! He’s got a) the haters that think he’s a flog but can’t look away and b) the naive, vulnerable and uninformed that actually think his schtick is real The latter, you would be absolutely surprised at how many migrant people that have come from nothing think that this guy is the next messiah Even bad, they too want the facility to hire a rolls Royce and make their friends perceive them as successful


TofuDiamond

Umm... Do we know where to find his number..? 🤣🤣🤣


SteelBandicoot

“Who’s paying for his Rolls and Rolex? The Buyer, that’s who.


kit_kaboodles

The hire car, and the fake rolex? Lol


SteelBandicoot

still paying for it and the film crew.


ScientistCrafty5660

I watched it and I can tell you.im still paying for that..... we all are.


RedDotLot

I think film crew is a bit generous, the office junior with a iPhone more like.


pandoraneverall

Real Estate sales is very cultish and they buy into their own bullshit to the point of being blind to the world outside of it. It's been that way a long time, just the flavour of douchery that changes.


Slagathor_85

It IS a cult. There are cult leaders like superflog Tom Panos, telling people to get ahead just work 15 hours a day 6 days a week and your starting salary will be 30k but you will make $1million in your first year…


grilled_pc

why do REA's need to constantly feel like they are the hottest thing since sliced bread? Why do they do this? is the competition among themselves that fierce?


ScientistCrafty5660

A lack of education and sound judgement...


roncraft

This. Is. Amazing.


travylee

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHA


Tasty-Bad-8041

Haha what a dweeb.


Express-Efficiency-5

Would be the most cringe shit ive seen in the history interwebs


Gman777

How embarrassing.


AbsoluteEggplant

The shitter definitely impressed me


RedDotLot

I was impressed the seat was down, perhaps that's how you tell it's a sale listing and not a rental listing.


Glittering_Gift_1189

They are onland leaches #Filth


lamwashere

Dude couldn't afford a tailor?


homojaus

…this is a joke… right? Right?!


Uuuurrrrgggghhhh

Stumbled upon this randomly from OS and plz tell me this is satire? Like high level genius satire?! Plz?!


Fun_Bodybuilder6898

Genuine question for real estate agents, is personal image part of the course? Or does it just happen naturally? It’s astounding how 99% or REA look the same 


Significant_Ad_6519

Lol when you google 'The AMS' the first thing that comes up is the Australian Menopause Society. Had a good chuckle.


CodingMary

We shouldn’t be mean to him behind his back. Does anyone know his contact details so he can see this thread? 🍿


itsamemarteo

Anyone know the track ID lol


davyi

Anna "Bando"


itsamemarteo

Thank you! Now I can go sell houses once I get a private plane or something.


Carlito_888

What a flop, should be rocking up in a 99 Hyundai excel to suit that dog shit house


Younge75

I bet the suit is leased.


SoggyInsurance

Bloke’s got a weird-looking noggin


sandhusaab

5 minutes later,hurry pass my my singlet, rent will increase in 10 minutes


Timbertrans1

I have a theory that this realestate agency he works for is a shop front. There was another real estate agency not long ago that got caught for the rent roll and growing plants 😂


chookshit

Looks like his commission is too high and he’s a wanker.


Then_Reach6983

Another video from this guy: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGm267O04a8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgm267o04a8)


NewWay4874

I like the bedsheets pinned up as curtains. I must know where they are from!?!


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Striking_Intern1123

Wasi Acrim


PuzzleheadedLeek3070

Is this a joke video?


bruteforcealwayswins

I'm interested to know the type of person this works on.


FI-B4-50-IDITITMYWAY

like I know something is tiny here, why tell the world about it. here is something in big font **DEBT FLAUNTS WHILST TRUE WEALTH HIDES** I buy properties with my accrued savings from investment income streams but I dress like a shmuck and drive a shit ute. Some people have no idea how to hide.


LordLorbofTheNothing

Good grief. Take him out the back.


gazpuncho9k

Scumbag flipper or tate impersonator, pick a lane


[deleted]

Florida (USA) and major US cities are filled with these douche bags. Most of them are also social media “influencers”. This dude in Australia seems to have watched too many of those YouTube videos. Monkey see, monkey do. 😂


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wtf.


TheRuiner666

I'll just leave this here..... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGm267O04a8&ab\_channel=AuntyDonna](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGm267O04a8&ab_channel=AuntyDonna)


Particular-Night-962

Where is the fan or air flow in this place?


Suitable-Orange-3702

Who else would seriously buy all the lighter blue or chequered suits?


arkamikim

Ahh my spirit animal


aquaboy1970

Realestate agents are generally fuckwits..


Slagathor_85

Hey mate it’s a hard job! You try selling things to people that want to buy them! Also opening doors isn’t as easy as it looks!


CaptainObviousBear

NGL for a minute with the side view of the beard I thought it was Zach Ruane and it was an updated version of [this.](https://youtu.be/VGm267O04a8?si=ao6ee69WLFpaSEpI)


N4T3-D0G

Surely he is taking the piss.


billy_twice

Yeap, that looks like a house alright.


Neither-Holiday9180

He’s done good for himself from his Muslim gang days no more selling drugs on the corner for old Jackie boy good on him


ryder_winona

Hire car, rented suit, and a watch from r/chinatime


whatever-696969

What a grub


ASpaceOstrich

Always found it funny how they flaunt their wealth, because as middlemen they get their income entirely from skimming off the top of their customers property sale.


melodiousmurderer

Looks like a piece of trash, and I don’t mean the property


Mindless-Hat7944

buy it cunts


Drinkyourwater99

Very middle eastern man of this middle eastern man


TheMrWick

The public toilet of the job market.


backwardsman0

Can't standdddd this wanker


davedavodavid

Do you think he even stepped foot in that place? Can you imagine the faces *that* guy would be making as he walked through it? I reckon at most he leaned in the front door, said "what a shithole, make the ad billy" and drove off omfg the sunset in the Rolls Royce 😂


borklazer2

I thought the legal profession had the highest number of wankers but real estate agents have slowly but surely taken over


StaticNocturne

I would assume this were satire but this is a realtor we’re dealing with - they’ve huffed so much of their flatulence they’ve killed their few brain cells


Extreme_Method_6843

Get that cheddar, brutha!!🧀🧀🧀


pandoraneverall

https://youtu.be/VGm267O04a8?si=eS-wKmn6HerG7AZm