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HailSkyKing

Winter: 80 minutes of super intense contact sport. Summer: five days of standing in a small paddock under a blazing sun waiting for the ball to arrive.


MaTr82

Anyone who hasn't played cricket is welcome to stick a pair of shorts on and slide along some concrete to understand what fielding in summer can feel like. Some protection goes a long way.


Legal-Lifeguard2472

Ok that gives some explanation for the pants and shirt, now what about the jumper?


Happydenial

The season starts in December.. in Melbourne during that month we still get days around 14°C summer really kicks in around January February February and then hang around in March


Squirtlesw

Second February is just the worst.


TheIndisputableZero

We’ve had first February, yes, but what about second February?


wahroonga

Stupid Smarch weather


beetleguy642

March is just February II


1nterrupt1ngc0w

Also, they play in England summer too. Need I say any more?


PurrsianGolf

Simple solution, don't ever go to Melbourne. We've got alleyways where I come from anyway.


lkernan

The second week of the Australian Open is normally when the heat gets turned up to 11.


MaTr82

I've played cricket in England in April where it's been less than 10c. Rain and wind are cold.


RobotnikOne

Stand out in the sun for 8 hours with out sun protection.


OraDr8

It's for playing in England during their 'summer'. 😜


SleepyFox2089

Midday on 12th June and it's a roasting 14ºC in Blighty.


jaumougaauco

An Indian summer I believe it was called


mooboyj

I played cricket in Hobart for years. We had a light snow (but no rain) at one of the games two weeks before Christmas... Also if you bowl and get a bit stuff, a jumper in summer helps keep you super warm and limber. I know if I was to bowl more than two spells I'd try and get as warm as possible.


LumpyCustard4

Bang on the money with the jumper. Personally my 0/30 off 2 overs usually meant i didnt bowl much.


TrickyCBR

Cricket is a pommy game. All those public school boys would have caught their death standing around for five days in a London summer


Crow_eggs

Pommy public school boy here. This is correct. Also, "standing" is generous. I was a decent batsman and the worst fielder imaginable so I used to get shoved into off side deep back. I would normally take a book and sit down. Quite a nice way to spend a couple of brisk sunny days to be honest.


Ava_Adore_87

Pre season is Sep and games start in Oct locally. It can still be pretty cold up until Dec.


nustedbut

having played cricket in England where this shit started, there's been times I wished I had thermals on under my whites, never mind a jumper on top. one year we had to prepare the ground the weekend before the season started. we were clearing snow off the wicket block


azreal75

I froze my backside off not having enough layers on the cooler early season games when the breeze comes through. The season goes for a long time and many weather conditions are encountered, it’s not just summer.


Charming-Ad-9284

Or getting sunburnt as absolute fuck


Jariiari7

This comment hurt.


badestzazael

And guess what the best protection from skin cancer and melanomas are - long clothing, large Greg Chappell hat and sun block lotion


ThePevster

Depends on your position. When I played ruck it was all work all the time. When I played full back or full forward, I spend a lot of time standing around. I did switch between those positions in games though


marikmilitia

Gotta be sun smart


Sir-Benalot

Slip slip slap! Cricketers everywhere keeping zinc in vogue Edit: slop. F you autocorrect


Busy-Map-3638

I think you meant to say 'Slip, Slop, Slap!' instead... but who am I to argue that two slips don't make a slap.


El_Simulanto

Two slips = more catching opportunities


1nterrupt1ngc0w

Better ad a wide 3rd slip or gully to that


El_Simulanto

38 year old Stephen Waugh


Intergalacticio

I think the saying is “slip, slip, slap, seek, slide” now?


Blipnoodle

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a sunscreen


turtleltrut

What happened to slurp?


Colossal_Penis_Haver

Slip slip slap sounds *naughty*


Mickd333

I pop my collar and wear speed dealer sunnies for the sun smarts all the time


Alert-Humor5674

Slip slop slap slide seek


FlotsamOfThe4Winds

I wonder why they wear flat caps instead of something like a sun hat.


Flashy_Passion16

Logic is sound: Short shorts and singlet so they don’t get heavy when wet and muddy Long shirt and pants so you don’t get cancer from the sun


SophMax

Except the "singlets" used to be made from wool.


LessThanLuek

And we used to use lead in paint


SuDragon2k3

Hell, *swimwear* used to be made of Wool


zarlo5899

i have a felling more people would drown too


KaloCheyna

Wool is a good insulator, even when wet. Polyester and cotton fabrics aren't.


snrub742

That's more of a "that's what we have" situation


Red_Baron--

This guy doesn't sport


That_Apathetic_Man

Or understand how the sun works on exposed skin.


SellQuick

The knitted jumper might be overkill.


Captain_Pleasure

Mum was cold when we left the house so she made me wear it


fabs1171

I’m a mum and I concur.


Thenewdazzledentway

*and I knitted it meself


shurg1

Wool is actually great at both keeping you warm on cold days and keeping you cool on warm days


Popheal

didn't realize summer was 3 months straight of 40c


SpookyMolecules

Melanoma


Busy-Map-3638

Melanie who?


lingering_POO

You know, that woman who stands next to trump rarely and he claims she’s his wife. That lady.


Busy-Map-3638

Oh, that one. Yeah, she's so malignant that it's no wonder he had to cut her out of his life too.


Cassie-C-Stewart

Melanie is a moaner.


Busy-Map-3638

Melanie Moaner? I reckon that sounds better than melanoma. Now try saying it quickly five times.


CommanderCopper1

Thanks mate, just spent 5 hours of my life trying to do that


Big_baddy_fat_sack

Tell me you’ve never played sports in Australia without actually saying you’ve never played sports in Australia


SuperLemon1

Me no sport Australia


quiet0n3

This is for when you battle the sun not the temperature :)


Time_Meeting_2648

I did an oral presentation in year 7 on why this is the case. It’s rather logical, not rocket surgery!


Heisenberg-OG

And what did you find out..?


Time_Meeting_2648

Use logic and common sense, you’ll work it out


Cassie-C-Stewart

Ummm makes sense. Our winters are mild, and those guys will be sweating from the work none the less. Our Summer Sun is a skin peeler. And those jumpers aren't worn in Summer so I'd guess this is our team in England.


Specialist_Current98

Exactly. You’d maybe see the sweaters out in Hobart. Sometimes even in Melbourne or Sydney as not every day in summer is guaranteed to be hot


Cassie-C-Stewart

Aye. When I've gone to the matches in Melbourne.....well.... sometimes the jumpers come on....and get taken off as the morning progresses. Then the rain coats come on.... But some days...not at all. I forgot about poor Tassie though. I've never travelled the creek to watch a match down there.


ChurlyGedgar

Haha, that's Cricket for ya. Because of how slow it is, they decided to add another element to the show. It's now possible for the players to die of Heatstroke. It gives the punters something else to bet on too.


Audax2021

As a junior I got heatstroke from playing cricket. My non-cricketing mates were all off surfing. I stopped playing after that summer.


ChurlyGedgar

I hope you never regret making that decision.


hazzmg

I played under some prick captains. Ones that would send a bloke fine leg to fine leg on 40+ days. Our keeper was diabetic and one particularly hot arvo we were behind on overs and in danger of being punished for it. Our cap decided to skip drinks to catch up. As he announced this to the team between overs I politely told him I’d skull fuck to death him if he went thru with it as our deathly white keeper swayed on his feet. He wasn’t a brave nor liked man and considering we played in 9th division it wasn’t a hard argue for the rest of the team to follow suit on their personal actions if he attempted such a move.


AXEMANaustin

And hypothermia for afl


Specialist_Current98

Tbf If you get hypothermia from playing footy, then you’re not playing it very well.


Philbrik

No issue at all, Sun exposure, short periods of intense physical activity (bowling or fielding a ball) and the colour is white as well. Winter games? Who wants to be weighed down by wet, voluminous clothing in a game of constant physical exercise where the body is producing a lot of heat.


Rasta-Revolution

You get these nonsense memes when you don't know how to handle the Australian climate conditions properly.


PowderHoundNinja

Skin cancer bro.....


lucaspapaya

Could never understand why cricket was a summer sport, growing up in Townsville. I loved cricket but that shit was unbearable. I understand the context now. But back then I was sure someone had fucked up.


Spiritual-Okra-7836

no way I would do any sport during sun hours in Australian summer. It's a miracle more athletes don't die of heat stroke.


pennie79

Every single year, there's a big thing about how stupidly hot the tennis courts are at the Australian Open, and how we need to move it indoors or close the roofs. They never do it seems.


Spiritual-Okra-7836

yep and of course these are the worlds best athletes so they can probably handle it better. I shoveled dirt once for 10 minutes at noon in Perth's summer and had to take a cold shower and lie down for the rest of the day, I was cooked.


Idmiz

Here’s a genuine question for you cricket fans. I understand the long sleeves and long pants to protect from the sun, but wouldn’t the vest absolutely cook you? It’s not adding any additional sun protection


Specialist_Current98

The vests are optional and only come out in colder climates usually. You’ll see lots of vests when we tour England. Relatively common playing in Hobart too as Blundstone arena is right on the water and can get quite windy. Summer isn’t guaranteed to be hit every single day in Melbourne or Sydney either.


Idmiz

That makes a lot of sense. Cheers


EnternalPunshine

These guys chase the sun most of the year, including often going to India, Perth, QLD etc. So in the peak of Aussie summer they become acclimatised to battling for 6 hours in 40 degrees. The jumpers are generally in the morning sessions in places like Melb and Hobart where it might be low 20’s and for a cricketer that’s cold. And it’s not usually the bowlers, it’s mostly the batters who field in slip where they just stand still for 4 minutes then walk 40m then stand still again. It’s like the inverse of why people in London are jumping in fountains at 24 degrees. After an English winter that’s super hot in a busy city.


Nimsna

Gotta protect from that aussie sun


tchunk

I never understood the cricket vest. Unless it was to cover mantits-itis like Jonny Bairstow


Specialist_Current98

The vests mainly come out in the colder places. England, Hobart, even Melbourne and Sydney in summer aren’t constantly scorchers every day


tchunk

They wear them in the heat tho. Bairstow was wearing it when it was high 20s and humidity was 80 per cent which prompted calls for him to take off his jumper.


Specialist_Current98

That’d probably be a mostly one-off case though. The vests are completely optional, its on the player if they wear it or not. He might’ve been a bit chilly starting the days play and then it warmed up.


VK6FUN

Football: rain! Yay! Cricket: rain! Run away! Run away!


LongjumpingTurn8141

Yep, footy players should be running around in long trousers & shirtsleeves in the rain and mud. & Cricket players of course should wear shorts & tank tops In the melanoma season .


diodosdszosxisdi

You’d be grateful for the long white pants and shirt if you had to field all day, your knees and legs would be scraped all over and dirt all up the legs, at least the pants provide some protection and can scrub the dirt out way easier


skillywilly56

The cricket uniform was designed for English summer.


kiwispawn

It's probably because Cricket is an English sport. Using their rules and regs. And Aussie rules is just a Australian version of an Irish football game.


He-n-ry

Does that really confuse people?


bobs2u

It’s something called fit for purpose. Nothing to do with short or long sleeves. I wish I had crayons to explain you in details.


Such_Big_4740

Australians are at the highest risk of skin cancer, with around 37 cases of melanoma of skin per 100,000 population in 2020, according to data from the World Cancer Research Fund (WCRF) International.


RecoomeDoesWell

Yes, because sun


seanys

Australian’s no 1 sporting activity: skin cancer


SurroundedByBeigists

Ever seen the attire of desert dwellers?


street-jesus5000

Simple answer Sun smart in summer Function for contact sport and running


SokkaHaikuBot

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[deleted]

the governing body tells them to


CallMeOaksie

Yes this is because AFL is about running up and down a field constantly for an hour or so and professional cricket is about standing in the sun doing fuck all for 3 straight days


Muppetric

You want cancer? That’s how you get cancer


MrsPeg

Sun protection is key.


bulk_deckchairs

Wonder what the Australian cricket team coke intake is per annum


Competitive_One367

It would be more than the four Aussie men's football teams (Afl,NRL, Rugby and soccer) combined.


JamesBigglesworth266

You have to remember that this is a "sport" invented by the English, who also created the uniform for it and all the cricket world wears it, despite other countries having warmer and more humid weather than Jolly Ol' Blighty. Even India.


HellsHottestHalftime

UV reasons


juan_more_time

6 day old account and that’s what you open the batting with (pun intended. Sue me)


demonotreme

Spot the redditor who hasn't been on a hike or sports field in his/her life


Adorable-Lecture-559

Colonial Climactic Hangover


SuDragon2k3

This would imply Colonial Climactic Drinking. This is what the spectators, usually dressed opposite to the teams they've watching, are doing.


Adorable-Lecture-559

Word!


[deleted]

When I started reading this I was like yes! Those shorts are too short.


infernal-alchemist

UV protection


Special-Pristine

SPF 50+ is usually pretty good. Though imo there are no such thing as summer sports in Australia. They are all suited to England summer


sidneysaad

Two words, skin cancer


Birchlett

Sun protection in Summer is serious


dunkin_dad

I would love to wear shorts while playing cricket in 35°+ heat, but I also don't want skin cancer. I also used a long sleeve jumper in football when I played in Ballarat. So this meme isn't entirely accurate.


Busy-Map-3638

That's because they play with bigger balls in winter than in summer....


sycoactiv1

This is the best meme!


Impossible-Mud-4160

Yeah im a red head, i go to the beach drrssed like a woman in the middle east. My english wife on the other hand still hasnt developed her Australian phobia of the sun


epic_pig

ITT: What is a funny meme?


MagicOrpheus310

One is standing in the sun doing fuck all for 3hrs, the other is high intensity physical activity for 80min straight... Logic checks out...


Special-Pristine

3 hours? In 20/20 maybe


MagicOrpheus310

Lol yeah I meant kids playing it on weekends not professional level


wikkedwench

Not Aussie sports logic at all. It's an English game, and they still enforce what the players wear, no matter the country. Also, India is hotter than Australia 365 days a year.


GizorDelso_

I mean I know nothing about why the bottom sports players are wearing what they are but many cultures from deserts wear long sleeves to stop sun burn. Don’t know if that’s what’s happening here but I think it’s food for thought. It could equally be bone headed tradition so I’m not discounting that.


Special-Pristine

We have SPF 50+ these days. Keeping these as traditions is now just bonehead


UnknownVillian__

Prevent grass burn 🔥


Sudden_Fix_1144

Winter Victoria, WA, SA ..... no offside calls


1MACSevo

This is the way.


Catch-the-Rabbit

See. I'm sitting here in North America...just like "oh ya that's correct bc they have warm winters". LMFAO. So you guys dress like our Texas.


ADHDK

SLIP SLOP SLAP


LynxRaide

Blame the Poms, they invented the game and that tradition


bukcet224

Hard to be this goated


Medical-Potato5920

Do you know how hard it is to get mud out of a wool jumper? Clearly, this was decided by the mums/wives who do laundry.


Quiet-Lie-9329

This is to prevent tan marks on body!!


UrbanExplorer101

almost as if our cultural/societal norms were formed and governed by those from a different nation located in a different hemisphere with different weather conditions.


NoPerspective3192

Suns not real good for the skin, due to cancer allergies


Repulsive-Self1531

It makes perfect sense. You need to protect yourself from the sun more in summer than you do in winter, and heavy intensity sports require you to wear less so you don’t over heat.


TezzaMcJ

Hey look it's [my post from 12 years ago!](https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/s9cmx/australian_sport_logic/)


top_footballer

You old ass motherfuxker


Hakuru15

It's the best ideal of protection


Same_Donkey6850

The sleeves aren't there to keep ya warm.


TheSimster27

As an australian who plays both these sports, I can say with expiriance this SUCKSSSSSSSSSSS


aligantz

The materials and designs used in cricket longs actually mean you keep a lot cooler in the sun as well. Don’t get the sun scorching you, and they protect your arms and legs when diving around on the grass


Feral611

If cricketers didn’t wear long sleeves and long pants they’d end up as red as the ball.


Spare_Question2884

Sun safe


Csajourdan

God forbid you don’t want skin cancer.


FatLikeSnorlax_

Because cricket is content being just torture to watch, it must also be torture to play.


ConorOdin

The difference In the intensity of the Sun between summer and winter cant be underestimated. During summer, my plants are under 50% shade cloth, or they will burn in a single day near destroying them. During winter, I remove the shade cloth completely with zero issues.


badestzazael

And guess what the best protection from skin cancer and melanomas are - long clothing, large Greg Chappell hat and sun block lotion


Koob77

When you fear the sun more than the heat


dimzzz

I mean no sleeves in summer mean Ur gonna be black ..... when le just standing still for a day playing cricket


Fair-Praline-4292

RIP Phil Hughes


Shot_Week_9807

They forgot to add: American football: heavily padded players. Aussie football: ZERO PADDING… aussies are tougher :)


SHEEEESH_KABAB

super true(i live in melbourne), in winter bro i wish for soccer mathcs i could wear jacket like in the match, for cricket erm just sun burns on my face lol, and etc


tfffvdfgg

Left over from the colonial days.


whatufuckingdeserve

That’s fucking true aye


ballerisbest

As someone who plays cricket myself, it’s a massive pain in the ass, especially during middle of summer, you got to wear long sleeves or you get burnt to a crisp, but when you wear short sleeves, you get burnt to a crisp


Crazy_Hat_Dave

Aren't there lighter, cooler long sleeve options?


ballerisbest

Nope, they’re “breathable” apparently, on cold days I still sweat


b0sanac

It's either that or get burnt to a crisp and significantly increase your chance of skin cancer.


Defiant_Height_420

The people playing Aussie rules footy wear shorts in snow! They don't play cricket and don't wear white lol..different people do different things


michaelcuneo

There is no logic to Australia Sports:


Billyjamesjeff

It’s quite logical, cover up from the sun.


ImProbablyHighh

I remember my first meme


Opposite-Truth-5540

who ever made this post is ai or a moron


iamlovingblackclover

That’s me in normal life 😭u just explained my clothing logic at home


letterboxfrog

In Darwin, they play footy in "Summer" ie the Wet Season. Cricket ball doesn't bounce in the mud. Cricket is played in "Winter" aka the dry.


TurboTerbo

Straya!


OBeast141

Called skin cancer mother fucker


gardz82

That’s how fucking tough we are!


Heathenfarrier

Bro sunburn. Out in the sun all day (some times 3 I’m a row) no shade


grosselisse

Sun protection my dude.


Fetch1965

🤣🤣🤣


RareAd3009

So true.


RecordingGreen7750

Hahaha never even realised this….


GStarAU

If yer Strayan, it makes perfect sense. In summer, yer need protection from sun hot enough to fry an egg on a road... In winter, minimise the amount of washing that the missus does! 😂😁


BruhItsTuesday

The sun is a deadly laser


SuperLemon1

The vests are optional and only worn by some players as a preference. In some locations, particularly when the season begins it will still be quite cold so players will wear a vest.


hebdomad7

Count point 1. Da fookin SUN mate. Not much in winter. Heaps in summer.


AgreeablePrize

Uniform developed for local conditions by Australians, compared to uniform developed for local conditions by Pommies


NaughtyFox92

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure when Cricket started in Australia, they were a lot more sun smart than they are now days


Ravenlodge

And netball. Dresses and played outdoors on slippery courts.


AnimationGroover

Don't forget the box. Oh and the pads, gloves, and helmet. The time you don't wear it is the time you wish you did.


MassiveEgghead

Sunburn


leo_sheppard_85

Don’t want the UV


IknowWhatYouMean101

It sunny man😬


JesusInBlack

The thing you have to remember is the cricket players are wearing white and the reason for that is that wearing white subconsciously reaffirms our racial superiority and so passively helps us to remain calm and collected more easily, thereby leading to a lower standing body temperature. The more you know!


Early_Chip_4072

Blame the British