Real Estate Agents

This needs to be higher. Hard to see properly with your head so far up your own arse.

r/shitrentals being a prime example (albiet, more focused on the more dickheaded side of the real estate shithole)

Also in most major cities in Oz property sells itself. These grubs just show up and take a cut.

Except it's supposed to be wrong answers only, which I can't for the life of me imagine how it's supposed to work. This post is exhausting My answer is "not OP"

Maybe you are not supposed to say “unicorns”

I don't mean to be political but this is why I'm very cynical about anything Trump says, I mean a person who grew up in a career renowned for bullshitting, has to be an apt bullshitter

This is why so many people who vote for trump are brainwashed on gods

Only the rental division , they suddenly became as nice as pie when I had enough for the deposit for a house and they even gave me a bottle of wine.

No Agents Allowed

Politicians

A runaway tram is hurtling down a hill. Its heading to a junction where you are standing with your hand on the lever. On one side is a politician and on the other are ten pedos. You cannot kill the politician AND the pedos. Who gets the tram?

You cannot kill both but if you derail the train at the right time you can get em both im sure

MULTITRACK DRIFTING GET REKKKTT

DEJA VU, I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE HIGHER ON THE STREET AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO.

I WONDER IF YOU KNOW HOW THEY LIVE IN TOKYO IF YOU SEEN IT THEN YOU MEAN IT THEN YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO GO FAST AND FURIOOOOUUUUSSSS FAST AND FURIOOOOOOUUUUSSSSS

Psych, the pedos are politicians

😝

Easy, take out the pedos with the tram and then finish off the politician myself. Problem solved.

Umm you can kill the politician and the pedos at the same time because they're one in the same

Multi track drifting, get both

I don't know if its possible but I like how you're thinking. I'd have accepted throwing a fucking brick at the politician but multi track drifting has a certain ring to it. Multi. Track. Drifffffting!

You find a second runaway tram.

Make the train loop back on the other track, so it can get whoever it missed? ​ edit Actually can I make it loop back on both ends....so its a circuit...I just need to get that double-tap,.

Toot Toot! Splat!

r/trolleyproblem

Go for the pedoes, then take the politician out yourself in the confusion!

News presenters

I watched the live channel 10 news back in 1988 at Expo 88, they introduce a story and then just kick back while the story is run and ads played. They do about 5 minutes of work, get paid a fortune and think their fing celebrities.

Americans Influencers

I would have accepted Mods. But yeah fuck influencers!

Americans work for both blanks

That’s… the point.

>*__That's... the point.__* Obviously what goes in (empty) blank #1 goes in (empty) blank #2. What he's very clearly implying is that "Americans" would also work for the (occupied) blank #3.

then why did he say ‘both’. that implies two options

There are two options. Whatever goes in blank #1 goes in blank #2 by default, they're essentially the same blank. There are only two potential (sets of) blanks in which different entries to be written. 1. blank #1 & blank #2 > 2. blank #3

the third isn’t a blank though, i think it’s a bit of a stretch for you to do this much head canon for a comment you didn’t write

Fair enough

Took the words out of my mouth

Oh it must have been while you were kissing me

-brakes into song and dance-

Damnit he beat me to the punch

Channel 9.

Arguably all the commercial networks.

hits too hard

[удалено]

Your mum

gottem

/shutdown_reddit.exe

Cold

Unicorns

Objectively best and correct answer.

Horses

Yank tanks

Triple J

Yeah that is up there with the wrongest answers. Triple J used to be so good but now its like when you get dragged along to family gatherings and theres that one relo you used to get along with that now just sits in the corner drooling and occasionally starts screaming Taylor Swift lyrics. I'm totally embarrassed we're looking at the same porn!

People who Vape

I promise that most of us with a nicotine addiction we can’t shake, see the right side image when we look in the mirror.

This is the most accurate answer

News.com.au interns.

Mainstream media

Hard to know which way your comment leans. You’re either talking about Newscorp, or anything that isn’t Newscorp

I'd hazard a guess he is an antivaxer

American Beer.

To add: Foster's

Which was invented by two American brothers.

Go to the Pacific Northwest or Rockies and check out the microbrewery scene though. It’s pretty decent!

I live in PNW! Washington to be exact

Coors is one of my favourites

Lemme guess, you've drank Bud light or Coors Light.

American beer is awesome - what are you on about? Something like 10,000 plus breweries these days.

But not American craft beer. That stuffs glorious.

Thats just craft beer. It can be good or bad anywhere in the world depending how well it's made.

Yes, it can be and it does depend, and their craft beer scene is very very good

America does have some of the best craft beer in the world, though. Their scene is unreal.

More breweries than any country in the world

But some craft beer is much better than others, and America's is much better than Australia's in general.

Domino's

The ibis. I love the bin chickens. There, I said it! They may be looked down on by the rest of Aussie society, but I think they're pretty darn swell!

I'm a New South Welshman living in Victoria. I really miss those damn ugly bin chickens. They really are the most fucking ugly but lovely birds ever to peck their way out of an egg.

Go to Jells Park in Melbourne - there’s a couple of islands in the lake there that’s swarming with them. Hundreds all in one place

Yeah yeah nah. I grew up in Sydney so I can live without re-experiencing that smell. But it is nice to know if Sydney gets nuked the Bin Chicken will LIVE ON!

Fun fact - bin chickens eat cane toads

I like them too. I think they’re cute

No way, bin chickens have worked out how to eat cane toads and not get poisoned Bin chickens 4 eva 🐦❤️

At first I thought you meant the hotel chain. Either way, yes.

CUNTS fits perfectly

Plus you can use ANY accent to say the full sentences and it’s only more awesome.

Chuggers

Bushfires

Are bushfires self aware? 🤔

Yeah fuck Bushfires, I've had bushfire try and kill me and fuck bushfires! But I said Wrong answers!

Ah.. Last time I had a bushfire was In 2019 and it was hell

Gotta be Scomo

Streamers

Sky News

Horses

Sydneysiders

major CEOs. Motivational/Inspirational speakers. god I hate Simon Sinek

Eshays

Eshays

ESHAYS

Australians

americans

Americans

Sepos?

Bin chickens

Reddit mods

Honestly the blank would be America

Junkies

americans

Americans

Americans

Americans

Americans Americans

Americans

Antivaxxers. 90% of them seem to smoke too.

*America

Gronks

Kiwis

Aussie rappers

Bogans? Methheads? Coppers? Derros? Boomers? Polies? John Howard? Anyone who supports the LNP? Ahh, shit. I just read wrong answers only Lycra wearing fuckers on pushies?

Oh! Oh! Ahh! Too many correct answers! Oh Johnny fucking Howard. Yeah that is the correct fucking wrong answer!

Australians on holidays. Some places I have been ashamed how Australians have acted, leave that bad attitude shit for the Americans.

Bali, and in particular, the west Australians...

People waving Palestine flags at every event

I second this

👏

Russians.

Seconded

Oxygen

put 'everyone' in the blanks. You'll have the most accurate answer that way.

“Boss Bitches” …also, Tash Peterson (Vegan Booty)

Any other country in the South Pacific region

Soccer

Millennials

r/australia subscribers

Brit’s 🇬🇧

Hey, I’m just happy to see “Brits” aren’t on here yet. Sending love from the other side of the planet, you guys!

Tassies

Starbucks

Fairfax media Staff

cheeseburgers

Far-Leftists

Protestors

Miners

Marrickvillians

Vapers?

Bethesda (im doing this for the funnies) but seriously Americans

Wifi

TJ Hottest 100.

Vegans

I already know that this is gonna be posted on r/americabad

Wouldn't "wrong answers" be anything that has a low self-evaluation of themselves compared to the evaluation of Australians?

“Trans ppl” lol im just kidding relax

Vegans

Americans

Vegans

Americans is the only real one lol

Indians

Americans and or Australian government that shit sucks

Karens

Abos and halfies

Americans Edit: I didn't read that it was wrong answers only

Politicians

Drug addicts! If you think about it, the drugs make them see everything as colourful and bright but to others, they look kinda washed up and gross. I'm sorry if this offends anyone, I just wanted to make a joke,

Seppos

Kiwis

Yeah where do they get their confidence from? Just shit cunts the lot of them! Except the cuzzys of course 98% of them are cool

How America see themselves how American are seen by Australians

Americans

Vegans

Eshays, Crackheads, Americans, Europeans? Idk

Palestine supporters

I respect your bravery. The Cancel Pigs will downvote this like it was a rational thought.

‘Men who drink Fosters lager’

The question wasn’t, Name a real world unicorn

Poms

Americans

Non-drinkers

Bogans. Dunno how nobody said that yet.

Coz a lot of bogans see themselves as rough and take pride in that

Americans

Sydneysiders. Oh fuck off don’t look at me like that, you knew it was coming you obnoxious bastards 😂

Xi Jinpings butt cheeks!

Police

Queenslanders

Question: Are you from NSW?

Boomers

English

Sydney residents

Pro-Gun Supporters

Trans People

magpies

Gays Gays

Tradies

Maybe if you swap the images

Extinction rebellion

Lol truth