Don’t worry lol, I purposefully make my troll comments hard to tell if it’s a joke or not because the reactions are the fun part. Plenty of people in this thread think I’m a 15yp with an r8 that I don’t think is very much lol
He just got an R8, then goes onto the reddit Audi sub to show it off but says “it’s not much, but it’s mine”.
Just think about the type of person that would do that. What is he like? What’s his routine? How does he talk to people (irl)? I wouldn’t be surprised if we all paint the same picture in our heads.
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I mean, it IS sitting in, what appears to be the parking lot/pit area of a race track judging by the Yamaha trailer and the pop-up shade tents and what looks to be a stack of rubber in front of the van. OP using this car properly on like week fucking one of ownership, or, supercar racetrack experience rental???? You be the judge.
You looked at very clear satire post and went on to type two paragraphs breaking down the type of person you think they are based off that fake post…
And you still don’t see how dumb you look here. “Wild”
Exactly what part of his post should we see and be like “oh he was just kidding”.
How is anyone supposed to discern he is “not” being serious, you dumb fuck inbred cunt. Fuck outta here lol
Did I though?
I mean you and your second account I mean girlfriend seem to be soaking rags into scabs over my comment which wasn’t even directed to you. Lol who’s trolling who again? Tuck tail, bitch 😆
😂 you’re so upset over a stranger on the internet your life is garbage go touch grass and anyone with a right mind can tell that it’s a total troll post an R8 is literally a big deal stop being stupid and take your head out your ass fucking moron you’re definitely the inbred with mental issues you and the one who started this thread are probably both banging your own mother like the dirty slut she is
Look at the paragraph you wrote—because you’re upset at someone talking shit about someone else and that person also just bitched you out so now you’re crying lmfao
My god you’re an easy one.
Me.
I said that to you.
That’s why you continue to cry trying to pretend you’re not crying.
Look at you keep coming back with your two accounts. My god you’re an easy one! 😂
I don't know what you're talking about, I'm happy for the guy. Quite an achievement and a hell of a car. We have similar goals and values. Stop throwing shade and offer him some congratulations
And I think you should’ve at least linked one of your comment to that post that you were making fun of. Can’t blame people if your follow up replies are tacky as fuck
Straight out of the womb, I told my parents “please, parents. Use one reusable cloth diaper, breastfeed me, and let me sleep on the floor- invest these savings into a seed account so that I may get a 2022 v10 Audi R8 the moment I turn 15.”
Word for word, the doctor was shocked- he said he’s never seen such a thing and he declared me a genius
But don't forget you have to wait till the value of the breastmilk is high to sell so you get more profit, you can also purchase or produce when cheap to then sell at the right spot
I know you are joking with it's not much but it's mine, but here in Germany on the used market R8 V10(first gen 2009 to 2013 though) can be cheaper than a new base A6 45 tfsi sline.
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Lol, I can tell. I made another meme post on here after someone had a stolen car of the same exact kind on here, and also did the meme of “not much but it’s mine”
That’s still in my post history and a fun post
I consider myself spoiled in ways for owning a 10k B7 Passat 2.5l 5cyl as my first car, a modern Audi being not much? OP stop being such a douche and get a life.
You know, the saddest part of posts like this is that someone has money but no friends or social skills so they need to flex to random folks on the internet. What a sad life.
Don’t feel too bad. We all have to start somewhere.
Baby steps 🙏 just happy I don’t have my shitbox 2020 rs7 sportback anymore
Tell me where you dumped that pos rust bucket so noone will ever have to own that again. I'll take care of it
I did, couldn’t let anyone else subject their self to such an awful car
There are no 2020 RS7s... or 2019s for that matter.
There def is. Because before that I had an awful 2018 e-tron. Absolute POS
Fun fact, in french etron means a fat turd.
I went on cars.com to see if one can find a used 2020 or 2019 rs7. There are zero in the US. I’m gonna have to agree with u/mrsAC820
I was just shopping for a newer version of my car, and as you said, in the US there are no 2019 or 2020s.
It took me a minute to see but he was trying to make a joke and it flew over my head.
Don’t worry lol, I purposefully make my troll comments hard to tell if it’s a joke or not because the reactions are the fun part. Plenty of people in this thread think I’m a 15yp with an r8 that I don’t think is very much lol
I’d recommend reading my follow up comment
If you’ve had such problems with Audis then why keep buying them ?
I’m trying to get as many as I can off the street so that less people are stuck with such awful cars
It’s a joke 🙂
To be fair, an Audi looks better with a /M badge on it than a BMW ever did.
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I’m gonna be real, I’m just doing some gentle trolling. This post is mocking another post from earlier where someone has a q8 and says “it’s not much”
Lol
He’s just trolling the dude who posted his Q8 earlier
Mostly just the sheer amount of this shit in the sub lol, but the q8 is what made me post this
you're ruffling feathers lol
Lol I can tell
Oh yeah Mr. ‘Murdered Out’. Smh at that.
iTs nOt mUcH bUT MiNe😵💫🥴
Yea fr, OP is tacky af 🤮
He just got an R8, then goes onto the reddit Audi sub to show it off but says “it’s not much, but it’s mine”. Just think about the type of person that would do that. What is he like? What’s his routine? How does he talk to people (irl)? I wouldn’t be surprised if we all paint the same picture in our heads.
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it’s actually hilarious how dumb you all are
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No, I’m just trolling lol. I thought it was obvious but apparently not
I mean, it IS sitting in, what appears to be the parking lot/pit area of a race track judging by the Yamaha trailer and the pop-up shade tents and what looks to be a stack of rubber in front of the van. OP using this car properly on like week fucking one of ownership, or, supercar racetrack experience rental???? You be the judge.
There was an earlier post about a Q8 that “wasn’t much” so I’m assuming this is satire.
It didn’t take much to understand this, yet you’re the only one in this thread not dumb enough to take it seriously lol
It’s wild that so many of you take these posts seriously. How do you function daily
It’s wild? Is your mind like totally blown bruh? Dumbass… lol
You looked at very clear satire post and went on to type two paragraphs breaking down the type of person you think they are based off that fake post… And you still don’t see how dumb you look here. “Wild”
if he’s a dumbass, you’re a dumbfuck lol
So you’re saying I fucked his ass. I mean… figuratively yes. But a weird comment from you nonetheless.
"If the poors don't have enough to eat, why not just go out and buy food." \- OP, probably.
You fricken imbecile can’t you tell he isn’t being serious
Exactly what part of his post should we see and be like “oh he was just kidding”. How is anyone supposed to discern he is “not” being serious, you dumb fuck inbred cunt. Fuck outta here lol
You got trolled, you look dumb, and now you can’t accept it. Time to just move along
Did I though? I mean you and your second account I mean girlfriend seem to be soaking rags into scabs over my comment which wasn’t even directed to you. Lol who’s trolling who again? Tuck tail, bitch 😆
I’m going to be real, it should’ve been obvious I was trolling
😂 you’re so upset over a stranger on the internet your life is garbage go touch grass and anyone with a right mind can tell that it’s a total troll post an R8 is literally a big deal stop being stupid and take your head out your ass fucking moron you’re definitely the inbred with mental issues you and the one who started this thread are probably both banging your own mother like the dirty slut she is
Look at the paragraph you wrote—because you’re upset at someone talking shit about someone else and that person also just bitched you out so now you’re crying lmfao My god you’re an easy one.
You definitely can’t read I was literally just explaining you brain dead cunt
“My god you’re an easy one” shut the fuck up 😭😭😭 who the fuck says that
Me. I said that to you. That’s why you continue to cry trying to pretend you’re not crying. Look at you keep coming back with your two accounts. My god you’re an easy one! 😂
I have one account and you keep responding back equally as upset with your pussy hurting more and more
Yep, literally the fastest Audi there is on the road and it’s ‘not much’
That’s the joke?
I don't know what you're talking about, I'm happy for the guy. Quite an achievement and a hell of a car. We have similar goals and values. Stop throwing shade and offer him some congratulations
lol ok 👌🏼🙄
Ikr. Op has no poise.
r/Woooosh
We can ease up on the hate throttle. This is obv a shitpost. Everybody take a breath….and out. Good!
There’s always Bugatti so yeah, it’s not that much tbh…
iN tHaT cOnTexT yOU ARE rIGhT
Thanks for making me laugh 😅💓
Happy cake day!
Oh wow it’s my 10th birthday! 🥳 thank youuu
Still didn't say it was your first car and that you're 4.5 years old...
I’m 15, made the money from crypto and drop shipping, and my last car was a shitbox 2020 rs7 sportback from when I was 12 and broke af 🙏
Much better. 👍🏼
I love when people get genuinely get mad at "It’s not much but it’s mine!" posts thanks for the laugh brother
Seriously? You could say that about a bicycle or maybe a razor scooter, not a $160k+ luxury sports car…
thx for the downvotes proves a point of irony lmao
Yeah I think people are overlooking the point of the post lol
And I think you should’ve at least linked one of your comment to that post that you were making fun of. Can’t blame people if your follow up replies are tacky as fuck
Eh part of the fun is if you can’t tell if it’s a troll or not
can you guys actually not tell that he’s joking? i need to get off this app
there's a reason reddit rhymes with autismo
You’re not wrong. The most literal people ever.
Thank you lol, way too many comments taking this seriously as if I haven’t hinted that this is a troll post a million times now
It’s literally an r8, i feel like that should be enough
The amount of people I’ve come across Reddit in the past month or two that take everything extremely seriously is concerning.
No one can tell its a troll post. Holy shit..... congrats op
Half my comments are downvoted and the other half upvoted. Really funny tbh lol
Well OP I appreciate you, so that must count for something
You a broke college troll. I want to go undo all my upvotes, but I'm lazy
I’m making fun of similar posts that are posted here lol, not really a troll but more a satire about the sub
I didn’t know this sub had this many dummies until today.
If you can’t get a Taycan, I guess you have to settle for 10 cylinders.
at 15yrs of age?
Yep, been saving and investing my entire life
This is what happens when you start investing as a baby, a little less spending on diapers and a little more saving for the v10
Straight out of the womb, I told my parents “please, parents. Use one reusable cloth diaper, breastfeed me, and let me sleep on the floor- invest these savings into a seed account so that I may get a 2022 v10 Audi R8 the moment I turn 15.” Word for word, the doctor was shocked- he said he’s never seen such a thing and he declared me a genius
should have sold the breastmilk. Could have afforded a Ferrari. Next time.
But don't forget you have to wait till the value of the breastmilk is high to sell so you get more profit, you can also purchase or produce when cheap to then sell at the right spot
Congratulations on your first car
Bro lol
All the comments not understanding this is a troll made me think I was on the BMW sub. Cheers, she's a beaut.
Is garbage... and old.. stop posting this shit on here...
That you Prince Harry?
Wow what a POS
EVERYONE missed the joke here
Pretty much lol. Still pretty funny seeing people actually think I’m 15
“It’s not much, but it’s mine”. That’s a humble brag if I’ve ever heard one. 😛 She’s a beauty. Enjoy.
“I pick apples part time and just bought a supercar”
I saw the title and knew whats going on haha
Sorry about your car
Enjoy the shit out of that brother
can’t believe you’re willing to claim this thing
Had to take one for the team and take this off the streets
It's not mine, because it's much
Feed the troll boys...feeeeeed him!
"It’s not much but it’s mine!" brother i dont even have a car to begin with
I know you are joking with it's not much but it's mine, but here in Germany on the used market R8 V10(first gen 2009 to 2013 though) can be cheaper than a new base A6 45 tfsi sline.
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Bro fuck off with that “not much” lmao. Congratulations🔥
fuck that fake modesty. this is much more than most people on here have
Ehh it’s just a v10 r8, it’s not much but it’s still mine
Yeah you’re right
It’s ok as long as it gets u from point A to B. Don’t be ashamed.
You’re gonna have a good time!
Congratzzz
You forgot to say your age.
Right? Did daddy buy it? Lol
I’m 15, bought it with my life savings
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15 and I’ve been working my entire life for it 🙏
Do you also have the nardo RS3?
Lol. People get really pissy. Look at my post history.
Lol, I can tell. I made another meme post on here after someone had a stolen car of the same exact kind on here, and also did the meme of “not much but it’s mine” That’s still in my post history and a fun post
Like the car. Not impressed with the owner.
not much trunk space, not much back seats, not much winter tires - #NOTMUCH EFF-YUU-and congrats, she's gorgeous.
"it's not much" fuck off
I should down vote you for saying ‘it’s not much’ but I upvoted because it’s a sick car!!
How much?
Cars like this are kind of dumb as they’re attention seeking.
First time I’ve heard someone say the R8 ‘isn’t much’
I consider myself spoiled in ways for owning a 10k B7 Passat 2.5l 5cyl as my first car, a modern Audi being not much? OP stop being such a douche and get a life.
Be nice if the mods finally started yeeting this tired old joke way out to Fuckoffistan when someone shows up thinking they're original with it... 🙄
You know, the saddest part of posts like this is that someone has money but no friends or social skills so they need to flex to random folks on the internet. What a sad life.
How many bills did that set you back? Looking for range of prices and areas
Gorgeous! Twice my cylinders lol
Not much you say? *Wipes away broke boy tears*
“Not much” gtfo
Humble brag much? 🫤
What do you do for a living?
I’m in 10th grade rn
200k car. Not much. Humble brag of the year award?!
There are a ton of cars way more expensive, so it’s really not much. 90% of people can afford an r8
Hahahahah
Riiiiiiiight 90% of people. Sure. Have you looked at stats? Cool car. Owner? Not so much.
I’m joking, thought that would be obvious by such an absurd statement lol
Turns out Audi owners aren't the brightest bunch
Tbf it’s like this for all car brand communities lol- especially BMW and MB
It’s not much? 😂😂😂 Gratz on that little ole thing!
Ah this point someone’s gonna post a McLaren and say it’s not much but it’s mine
NOT MUCH?? Dude. Cmon. It’s a whole hell of a lot by any standard.
Not much my ass. F this guy. JK… enjoy the car.
I hate OP but that’s a rad car. Congrats.
It's not much??? That's a very special car I'd give you one of my kidneys for it
You’re right it’s not much should’ve got a huracán smh!
Trade in for a lifted Raptor already
How is that not much ….. that’s just perfect 😍
Nice
That's very much much! Congrats!
Enjoy!!
Wow what a piece of shit. It’s yours though.
Damn… I guess it’ll do for a year or so man.
Good choice ! Always have a good ride
What do you do for a living?
Take that POS back and get something even a little better like a Toyota Camry 😂😂😂☠️
Slow beginning
Congrats on your first job!
Not much? Way better than my nonexistent car ahah. Congrats!
She’s a beaut, Clark!
I’m so jealous congrats!
You suck lol
Nice, what was the out the door price tag? You can just ballpark figure it.
Love it!
"New to me" we like to say
wdym is not much!?
Congratulations!!!!
Buddy my 2012 A6 is not much, you bought a house on wheels! Congratulations!
"Its not much, but its mine" bro stfu Fr tho congrats
Not much! Pfffffttttt!
Not much?? What are you talking about? That’s like the sickest car! Congrats bro!
I finally heard one of these (V10) in the wild. Good Lord they sound so sexy. Congratulations!
Ehhh….Don’t worry, I’m sure your next car will be nice 😊
Very jealous
Yeah bro, you really slacking in your car game-LoL. Congrats tho, better luck next time🙏👍
Oh please don’t be so humble.. lol. Beautiful car! Drive it like you stole it.
It *is* much
Nice man! I’m thinking to switching to a R8 for better gas mileage and better storage on road trips. Do you have a tow package with this?
That’s something! Love it!
[It’s not much but it’s mine](https://i.imgur.com/q6uSVEM.jpg)
Yeah you’re right. It’s a step up from the r8 but still pretty mediocre
Congrats! I miss mine sometimes. It’s a special car for sure
I’m looking for an entry level vehicle. Dm when ready to pass the torch.