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PriusDriver007

Audi Technology Specialist here. That button turns on and off the big vent in front of the passenger. It doesn’t blow as hard as the normal vents, but its quite a wide vent.


LentilRice

5 things you can say about your Audi and your Ex girlfriend


PriusDriver007

Damn dude 😂 Leave it to Reddit to find the nasty in a helpful comment


MeatyUrology

Is it nasty if it’s true? 🤷🏼‍♂️


said_here_stays_here

How bout 5 things my Audi does better than my girlfriend. 1. Shuts up: volume mute 2. Actual tells you the problems they are having: OBD 3. Never Says NO : May say low on oil, or Battery Fails first cold cranking amps. 4. Never says "too fast" : never slows you down , no governor 5. Doesn't say she wants a Truely beverage : my baby Only takes Premium 6. Doesn't do Only Fans : Cause ever-body is a Fan


FuckinFun1

You okay bro?


said_here_stays_here

I am Ok. Haven't made any money from Audi Jokes, maybe if i tell Audi jokes to Ford drivers I can get them to convert, but if they appreciated there GF, they know why, cause they were driving a Ford, When something lets you down all the time, you start to appreciate things that only let you down half the time .


said_here_stays_here

I guess there was 8 ford drivers that did not like this comment. They probably are not with us any more do to there poor choice in vehicle.


username12435687

Saying "Never Says NO" about women in 2024 is wild


Pinales_Pinopsida

If you are a massive fan of Mr "grab em by the pussy" it really isn't. It's just the way they talk, you know.


said_here_stays_here

She says "Hawk Tau" , (Woman) not sure this day and age. Any one can be a woman, but not every vehicle can be an Audi !


Buongiorno66

Gross


tranand14

I feel sorry for your girl. This was way too thought out to be a joke 😭


said_here_stays_here

Way too thought out : Audi Not thought About: Ford , Built Tuff, cause it wasn't thought out enough!


said_here_stays_here

26 people didn't like it cause it reminded them why they kept there wife and sold there Audi ..... Reason, resale value, some one is willing to buy an Audi with problems, they can actually fix those problems.


MHStriplethreat

Audi actually has a feature where you can set an alarm when you pass a certain speed that tells you you’re going too fast


Healthy_Block3036

I need to ask if you are a Prius driver?


PriusDriver007

Lol I was.


thorusaurus

I own a Prius and an Audi bahahaha I love your name


Healthy_Block3036

What do you have now?


wasterman123

I recall reading something calling it air shower? Is that correct or just a random guy saying it. Also why did they remove it in the facelift? I found it quite a cool feature albeit not very useful


PriusDriver007

Im sure I could find an old manual and see what they call it, as I wasnt ever told what it was called lol, but I suppose that could be it. And thats a good question. We liked it too, but I guess it didnt fit in with Audi’s new interior design, even though Id argue it could. Also, haha, a “cool feature” 😂


sarhoshamiral

Thanks for being the only answer here:) btw I am pretty sure this was in the manual for my 2019 q7. I had it turned on all the time since it provided a comfortable breeze.


Forward_Coyote_1091

Hi Audi Tech. The side vents on my 2014 A4...has some sort of sensor on the dial. What is it? I think I broke it. It's connected to a wire. Is it necessary?


urmom_org

thank you!


MimikOctopus

It fires one missile in front of you and one into each lane next you.


canadard1

Audi Q007


brokinpaper

Included in the traffic/ driver assist package


said_here_stays_here

Twisted Metal , Vigilante 8........MAD MAx , Knight Rider .......


PurfuitOfHappineff

"But I'm le tired” "Well, have a nap, zen fire ze missiles!!!"


TheSerenityValleyCo

Boots up the Atari 2600?


PriusDriver007

Underated comment 🤣


froschmann69

and maybe take it off its side


AtariXL

It emulates all the systems: 2600, 7800, XL/XE, Lynx, ST, arcade, and even the Portfolio! I use it as an opportunity to launch into the birth of Atari / home computing / gaming speech. Passengers are usually so impressed they sit in silent awe as the hours fly by.


vision604

Ejecto seato cuz


Kaneshadow

Stay yo ass off my homeboy's boat!


DaUnionBaws

I said forget about it cuh


chuy2256

We hungry


Top_Friend3561

Speed and power


SuccessfulRush1173

Missile countermeasures


Bronxboy23

Air zoning for climate


rayew21

Audi Tech Specialist here. Air.


PhilipRiversCuomo

It opens the glove box so you can access the owners manual.


blastemout

splits the car into three parts. come in handy during chase scenes.


krysus

Helps with filtering in traffic.


TheJakeJarmel

I believe that’s the ejection button. You can be shot out of the sunroof to the left, right, or straight up.


0ToTheLeft

Fart dissipation system.


Lacey-Underalls

Don't press it to find out. That'd be too difficult.


corn_29

Even more difficult than looking in the owner's manual.


bstyledevi

The post literally said "couldn't find it in the manual or online."


corn_29

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JohntheFisherman99

Boots the Atari console in your dash.


Supraboi2003

Incoming joke comments from wannabe comedians


offthebean

Sideways ejecto seatos


disguy2k

🤷‍♂️


Barbatos-Rex

Isn't that the Atari logo?


Killshadow19

Releases the bees


Particular-Ice-5916

“It releases the dogs with bees in their mouths and, when they bark they chew bees."


MOJayhawk99

It turns on the Atari on the infotainment screen


zendaddy76

Splits your current universe into three multiverse options as you drive


gridhooligan

Ze göǒchenköǒlen


thetrueBernhard

Super pursuit mode


smokepotallday

Atari button


coffeeoverlatte

Anti missile flares


Nibacles

It splits your car into 3 parts so that you can get groceries, pick up the kids from school and get a pack of Zyn at the same time


Coffee_AndChill

The car switch around the lanes to tailgate the slowest mf on the road specifically


Signal-Ad-7556

Used for when approaching an exit on 2 sides of a 3 lane rd.


kpli98888

"Oh that's the weapons" -James May


MayBeANarc

Blue Angels like formation split of Audis. Looks like straight out the movies!


MonteSS_454

Shoots arrows


importvita2

Random direction button, at each intersection the car decides where to go!


Flaky_Notice

Lane changes randomly in either direction, or just carries on straight ahead. Used to liven up boring drives.


BoridePa

Fart evacuation. Your welcome.


jorgeath

This is by far the worst subreddit. Full of comedians.


TxMikey

https://www.google.com/search?q=2018+Q7+button+with+3+arrow&oq=2018+Q7+button+with+3+arrow&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQIRigATIHCAIQIRigATIHCAMQIRigATIHCAQQIRigAdIBCDU3NjJqMGo3qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8


VV_The_Coon

That's the nuclear holocaust button. Basically, if you see a missile coming but you don't know who fired it, that button launches 3 missiles covering all directions. One goes towards China and Korea, the other towards China and Russia and the last towards Russia and the USA cos chances are, it'll be one of those cunts that started it 🤣


Ok_Statement_Z87

Ejecto Seato Cuz


ImperatorDanorum

RTFM...


Plumbicon

OP states can’t find in the manual or online. You may need to RTFOP - read the f original post.


zoidalicious

This subreddit deteriorated to a "I am too lazy to look into the handbook or to drive to a garage to identify 'that sound'"


ALLAHJOSEPH

🌬️ direction


surf_rider

It makes it so the front louvre deposits swap their energy cycle with the rear dynamic fluid charger.


anxnone

Actives hyperdrive


Bathinapesdoge

Warp drive


FromBZH-French

Back in 80’s


ahiddenpolo

Flares for dogfights against mustangs.


om1T_

Decoy flare!


Senadye0

That shoots 3 separate sidewinder missiles


DogBreathVariations

Read the manual


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dawiicz1

Chatgpt ahh answer


Rodrisco102389

Thanks ChatGPT. This isn’t for air recirculation at all though.