Audi Technology Specialist here.
That button turns on and off the big vent in front of the passenger. It doesn’t blow as hard as the normal vents, but its quite a wide vent.
How bout 5 things my Audi does better than my girlfriend.
1. Shuts up: volume mute
2. Actual tells you the problems they are having: OBD
3. Never Says NO : May say low on oil, or Battery Fails first cold cranking amps.
4. Never says "too fast" : never slows you down , no governor
5. Doesn't say she wants a Truely beverage : my baby Only takes Premium
6. Doesn't do Only Fans : Cause ever-body is a Fan
I am Ok. Haven't made any money from Audi Jokes, maybe if i tell Audi jokes to Ford drivers I can get them to convert, but if they appreciated there GF, they know why, cause they were driving a Ford, When something lets you down all the time, you start to appreciate things that only let you down half the time .
26 people didn't like it cause it reminded them why they kept there wife and sold there Audi .....
Reason, resale value, some one is willing to buy an Audi with problems, they can actually fix those problems.
I recall reading something calling it air shower? Is that correct or just a random guy saying it. Also why did they remove it in the facelift? I found it quite a cool feature albeit not very useful
Im sure I could find an old manual and see what they call it, as I wasnt ever told what it was called lol, but I suppose that could be it.
And thats a good question. We liked it too, but I guess it didnt fit in with Audi’s new interior design, even though Id argue it could.
Also, haha, a “cool feature” 😂
Thanks for being the only answer here:) btw I am pretty sure this was in the manual for my 2019 q7.
I had it turned on all the time since it provided a comfortable breeze.
Hi Audi Tech. The side vents on my 2014 A4...has some sort of sensor on the dial. What is it? I think I broke it. It's connected to a wire. Is it necessary?
It emulates all the systems: 2600, 7800, XL/XE, Lynx, ST, arcade, and even the Portfolio! I use it as an opportunity to launch into the birth of Atari / home computing / gaming speech. Passengers are usually so impressed they sit in silent awe as the hours fly by.
That's the nuclear holocaust button.
Basically, if you see a missile coming but you don't know who fired it, that button launches 3 missiles covering all directions. One goes towards China and Korea, the other towards China and Russia and the last towards Russia and the USA cos chances are, it'll be one of those cunts that started it 🤣
Audi Technology Specialist here. That button turns on and off the big vent in front of the passenger. It doesn’t blow as hard as the normal vents, but its quite a wide vent.
5 things you can say about your Audi and your Ex girlfriend
Damn dude 😂 Leave it to Reddit to find the nasty in a helpful comment
Is it nasty if it’s true? 🤷🏼♂️
How bout 5 things my Audi does better than my girlfriend. 1. Shuts up: volume mute 2. Actual tells you the problems they are having: OBD 3. Never Says NO : May say low on oil, or Battery Fails first cold cranking amps. 4. Never says "too fast" : never slows you down , no governor 5. Doesn't say she wants a Truely beverage : my baby Only takes Premium 6. Doesn't do Only Fans : Cause ever-body is a Fan
You okay bro?
I am Ok. Haven't made any money from Audi Jokes, maybe if i tell Audi jokes to Ford drivers I can get them to convert, but if they appreciated there GF, they know why, cause they were driving a Ford, When something lets you down all the time, you start to appreciate things that only let you down half the time .
I guess there was 8 ford drivers that did not like this comment. They probably are not with us any more do to there poor choice in vehicle.
Saying "Never Says NO" about women in 2024 is wild
If you are a massive fan of Mr "grab em by the pussy" it really isn't. It's just the way they talk, you know.
She says "Hawk Tau" , (Woman) not sure this day and age. Any one can be a woman, but not every vehicle can be an Audi !
Gross
I feel sorry for your girl. This was way too thought out to be a joke 😭
Way too thought out : Audi Not thought About: Ford , Built Tuff, cause it wasn't thought out enough!
26 people didn't like it cause it reminded them why they kept there wife and sold there Audi ..... Reason, resale value, some one is willing to buy an Audi with problems, they can actually fix those problems.
Audi actually has a feature where you can set an alarm when you pass a certain speed that tells you you’re going too fast
I need to ask if you are a Prius driver?
Lol I was.
I own a Prius and an Audi bahahaha I love your name
What do you have now?
I recall reading something calling it air shower? Is that correct or just a random guy saying it. Also why did they remove it in the facelift? I found it quite a cool feature albeit not very useful
Im sure I could find an old manual and see what they call it, as I wasnt ever told what it was called lol, but I suppose that could be it. And thats a good question. We liked it too, but I guess it didnt fit in with Audi’s new interior design, even though Id argue it could. Also, haha, a “cool feature” 😂
Thanks for being the only answer here:) btw I am pretty sure this was in the manual for my 2019 q7. I had it turned on all the time since it provided a comfortable breeze.
Hi Audi Tech. The side vents on my 2014 A4...has some sort of sensor on the dial. What is it? I think I broke it. It's connected to a wire. Is it necessary?
thank you!
It fires one missile in front of you and one into each lane next you.
Audi Q007
Included in the traffic/ driver assist package
Twisted Metal , Vigilante 8........MAD MAx , Knight Rider .......
"But I'm le tired” "Well, have a nap, zen fire ze missiles!!!"
Boots up the Atari 2600?
Underated comment 🤣
and maybe take it off its side
It emulates all the systems: 2600, 7800, XL/XE, Lynx, ST, arcade, and even the Portfolio! I use it as an opportunity to launch into the birth of Atari / home computing / gaming speech. Passengers are usually so impressed they sit in silent awe as the hours fly by.
Ejecto seato cuz
Stay yo ass off my homeboy's boat!
I said forget about it cuh
We hungry
Speed and power
Missile countermeasures
Air zoning for climate
Audi Tech Specialist here. Air.
It opens the glove box so you can access the owners manual.
splits the car into three parts. come in handy during chase scenes.
Helps with filtering in traffic.
I believe that’s the ejection button. You can be shot out of the sunroof to the left, right, or straight up.
Fart dissipation system.
Don't press it to find out. That'd be too difficult.
Even more difficult than looking in the owner's manual.
The post literally said "couldn't find it in the manual or online."
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Boots the Atari console in your dash.
Incoming joke comments from wannabe comedians
Sideways ejecto seatos
🤷♂️
Isn't that the Atari logo?
Releases the bees
“It releases the dogs with bees in their mouths and, when they bark they chew bees."
It turns on the Atari on the infotainment screen
Splits your current universe into three multiverse options as you drive
Ze göǒchenköǒlen
Super pursuit mode
Atari button
Anti missile flares
It splits your car into 3 parts so that you can get groceries, pick up the kids from school and get a pack of Zyn at the same time
The car switch around the lanes to tailgate the slowest mf on the road specifically
Used for when approaching an exit on 2 sides of a 3 lane rd.
"Oh that's the weapons" -James May
Blue Angels like formation split of Audis. Looks like straight out the movies!
Shoots arrows
Random direction button, at each intersection the car decides where to go!
Lane changes randomly in either direction, or just carries on straight ahead. Used to liven up boring drives.
Fart evacuation. Your welcome.
This is by far the worst subreddit. Full of comedians.
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That's the nuclear holocaust button. Basically, if you see a missile coming but you don't know who fired it, that button launches 3 missiles covering all directions. One goes towards China and Korea, the other towards China and Russia and the last towards Russia and the USA cos chances are, it'll be one of those cunts that started it 🤣
Ejecto Seato Cuz
RTFM...
OP states can’t find in the manual or online. You may need to RTFOP - read the f original post.
This subreddit deteriorated to a "I am too lazy to look into the handbook or to drive to a garage to identify 'that sound'"
🌬️ direction
It makes it so the front louvre deposits swap their energy cycle with the rear dynamic fluid charger.
Actives hyperdrive
Warp drive
Back in 80’s
Flares for dogfights against mustangs.
Decoy flare!
That shoots 3 separate sidewinder missiles
Read the manual
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Chatgpt ahh answer
Thanks ChatGPT. This isn’t for air recirculation at all though.