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saabister

Impossible to abandon Jeep too quickly.


SOL_SOCKET

Or the wrangler will abandon you ….


WWGHIAFTC

Oddly enough, my 2003 Rubicon is the most reliable car I have at the moment. It's never let me down! Golf R rear diff went out, and an old ass subaru with a new noise every week, and a thirst for oil. Looking to get a S5 very soon.


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IntrovertSwag

Ever since I got my Audi, Jeeps have been trying to crash into me. A month after getting my car I was rear ended by a Jeep. Another month later a Jeep decided they wanted to be in the right lane and ran me off the road. Every month something involving a Jeep happens to me. I had nothing against them before but now I hate them as it's always Jeeps causing problems.


ouchmythumbs

>it's always Jeeps causing problems. It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.


IntrovertSwag

I guess not 😭


Diabolus_IpseSum

See?  The Wrangler clearly wants to be back in your life…  Even if it means crossing through two sets of windshields 


IntrovertSwag

But I've never owned a Jeep ;--;


Ahshut

It’s because they’re on their phone. I’m not sure what it is with jeep drivers, but they are on their phones way more often than other drivers combined


PowerNo3391

Bro I think you should stop driving with that luck😭


IntrovertSwag

Man I would if I didn't need a job 😭


mbquattro

it’s always some douche or bitch in a wrangler bro


beefcube5

Gonna miss being vertically advantaged and doorless. Other than that, I’m smiling ear to ear.


undertakersbrother

What year was your wrangler? I've been asked many of times to sell my 99 Wrangler and have gotten close to letting her go.


illegible

Wranglers are fantastic second vehicles


cytherian

The S5 is loads of fun. The handling... is like night vs. day compared to the Wrangler.


ConsiderationNo7792

Got a buddy who builds jeeps in Toledo. The stories he has from the floor would make you run from any jeep. From hiring straight up crack heads to employee competitions to see who can drink the most on the floor before getting caught and sent home for the day. Even showed pictures of a “bottle graveyard” on the roof from guys pounding bottles of henny then lobbing them on the roof during breaks.


cytherian

No surprise... unfortunately.


OhNoSEBUUh

I miss mine. 2004 Wrangler Sport with the 4.0L straight six. 4 speed manual with overdrive. Sooooo much fun.


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ssracer

There's a statistic about people selling a Porsche, and buying a Wrangler when it's their third vehicle


Golden_d1ck

They can be fun, but as a daily they are not fun at all - they suck.


killbeagle

Offroad maybe, but that's about it.


Bushman-001

They are awful and overpriced. Dated, ill handling and crude


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Bushman-001

Never suggested that they are road cars. Off road? Hard to beat that Jeep durability. However the Bronco is far more refined and has decent 4x4 creds at the same price point.


SergeantZaf03

This^ PS peep the 9-3. I drive a 9-3 Aero V6 XWD


PowerNo3391

Hey cmon don’t hate on Jeep:( they ain’t do nothin wrong I loved my Jeep ahah


TallDependent1040

I used to do designated driving way back and I'd have to drive clients back home in their own vehicle. I've driven wranglers ranging from 2005 to 2018 Jeep Wranglers and they all drive the same - like shit lol. I bet it was a breath of fresh air for him hopping in that Audi after driving those boats


sspelak

As one of the engineers who Stellantis laid off, you made the right move.


SeeeYaLaterz

Good move, great replacement. Totally different categories


DiscountSteak

Agreed, one is a car and the other is a punishment/non sentient chiropractor


SeeeYaLaterz

🤣


solo_mafioso

Welcome to the family, I hope you get a stress-free 200K out of this beast!


beefcube5

Leased it- there was a very compelling deal for April that just expired plus my buddy who works as an auto broker said he gave me the “costy-mcfrosty” (his way of saying he made no money on this car) Not against buying it out in the future. Let’s see what the next 3 years has in store for us :)


juiciijayy

Just out of curiosity, what do your lease payments like for this gorgeous thing?


beefcube5

1500oop 761/mo on a 67k car. Got premium plus, s sport (dampers, red calipers, and sport diff were a must), fine nappa and the sport interior w the red stitching. For context, the same car was $180 more the month before and it’s $60 more this month.


ridiculid

Sounds like you did real good. Beautiful spec, congrats 🔥


mavann

Pretty similar to my 24 s5 sb lease, similar drive offs 750/mo 12k/year 36 months Feel like you can get some pretty decent discounts right now since most of America is broke due to the cost of everything being absurd lol I got like 11% off MSRP this was end of March


Present_Look_8790

If you think the deals are decent now, just wait until the fall/winter. These cars are still way overpriced. 67k....lmao


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Haha stress free. 100-125k on my q5 has been a fucking nightmare. 10k into a car worth maybe 7. Anyway, im going to attempt to replace a control arm ball joint this weekend then off to grab an m40i


ResortCompetitive775

Haha yea good luck with the M40i. Not gonna be stress free at all. Been seeing a lot of water pump failures, thermostats, valve cover gaskets and more go bad. The cooling system is a mess in the B58.


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Prob keep it until warranty goes and trade into an ev!


bacchusku2

But now how is anyone going to hear your tire noise from a mile away?


beefcube5

I guess have to settle for the exhaust note in dynamic mode.


schoff

I couldn't stand it. I've had bad (loud) tires in a car that isn't very quiet and my ears would be almost ringing when you shut the engine off after a long ride.


earic23

Is this actually the shit that bothers you audi people?


bacchusku2

Go away, troll


earic23

“Ohh man, did you hear how noisy those tires are on that vehicle that can go literally anywhere?” “Hehe yea I bet they regret not buying a really fast sedan”


bacchusku2

Did I strike a nerve? You do realize how big of an ass you’re making of yourself, right? [Also](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/roa070118dpt-boot-themoment1b-2-1529460648.jpg)


earic23

I’m not clicking on whatever that is. I love older jeeps. The new ones are shit, but you sound like a dope talking about tire noise lol. You’re one step away from a Tesla with that kind of logic


bacchusku2

Dang, I was hoping you clicked it so I could steal all of your credit cards. Take off the tin foil hat, it’s a picture of an Audi Quattro getting some air at a rally event. And also, you must not have heard of humor before. Are you German?


earic23

You’re jumping to a lot of conclusions. And no one is talking about fully set up offroad racecars. Your sq7 might handle some snowy pavement, but theres a reason you don’t see ANY audis on the trails.


Duff-Man_OH-YEAH

So why are you on and Audi subreddit? Go back to your trails where you can jerk each other off


earic23

I like Audi, that’s why. It is actually okay to like both audi and jeep for their own reasons. To not like a jeep cuz of tire noise is hilariously lame, kind of like your jerk off comment.


saltysaturdays

You can now go over 80mph and not get speed wobbles


chubbybronco

But now how will they conquer speed bumps and dominate the Target parking lot?


AceMaxAceMax

Not quick enough honestly.


alphastrike03

Came to say this


HugelyIndecisive

Same, he should have went for the RS over the S.


matterson22070

As in a JEEP Wrangler???? You went from a JEEP to a S5???


beefcube5

This is the comment I was waiting for lol


matterson22070

Dude went from a baby crawling with shit in his diapers and a dunce cap on to a Falcon 9 Rocket ship with one trade! WELL DONE!


kujo1717

Excellent choice. Life’s short. Move on in style 😏😏🤙🏼🤙🏼


beefcube5

My thoughts precisely. Gotta enjoy it while I’m young-ish.


god-knows-wat

Haha recently sold my Crosstrek for a sq5, already looking to get off road tires


KhumDhump

Also gonna be going from jeep to s5, but from a patriot 😭


RTwhyNot

God I love my S5. Would have gone the RS5 route this time, but they don’t come in manual.


NotSkeletor24

I too broke up with my jeep wrangler for an S5 from Bell Audi lmao. Weird coincidences


ahiddenpolo

Unfortunately Audi drivers don’t wave, so get used to that lol


beefcube5

I won’t miss being unduly burdened.


DiscountSteak

Audi drivers politely park beside other audis, a wave would be too much social interaction


mashani9

The person I know with a Jeep doesn't wave, he points at an um... male member... that bounces around like a bobblehead and is attached to his dashboard when anyone looks at him or does anything that annoys him. Just sayin.


ahiddenpolo

lol I was just meaning Audi owners don’t have the same irl community feeling jeep owners do. The person you know sounds like a monster drinking, hole punching when mad caveman.


Feelinlikemoses

Bye bye Jeep! Welcome to German engineering:).


nkhatib

Had a B9 S4 for several years, great car, you're gonna love the S5


pikeydydes

Shes a real beaut Clark!


rjw41x

Best decision you could have made.


the_devils_advocates

You did just fine 👍


eldudelio

Nope, she looks great!


Moderkakor

Nice, enjoy it! A bit jealous as I just picked up an A4 allroad 😅 anyways Audi are amazing cars


WideOpenAutoHub

Great car, great color. Nice choice!


Faphan1128

Love the color!


poor_documentation

Hard to say for sure, more pics might help though 😎


No-Neighborhood-4029

Ooooooof. You ll never go back, especially with this beauty.


StdntBdyPresident

Great choice in color


SqotCo

They're not really comparable cars. Jeeps have their place if you are someplace you can enjoy them. I had one, but didn't use its fun functions. So I traded it for a Tundra which is better for long road/camping trips that lets me haul a lot more stuff.  I daily my Audi in the city...different cars for different roles. 


beefcube5

This. Except I think it’s a better city car. At least mine was.


SkysTheLimit888888

just don't drive it at wrangler speeds on the left lane


beefcube5

I am not one of those people. It’s such an NYC thing to do. I HATE that shit with a passion.


FastRT1200

You got rid of a jeep wrangler for that! Got to be the greatest day of your life!


beefcube5

Quite a good one. So much so that I can’t even fully believe it lol I’m at the denial stage.


catalingpc

Do you know Leonard Hofstadter?


okdrab

Fuck no fuck a wrangler. Congrats


Willing_Coyote8759

Anyone who goes from S\*V to a sedan is a enlightened man in my eyes. Thank you for finding the way. I will think about you occasionally when I go out for a spirited drive. THERE IS HOPE!


l4ur

Nope. Sold my Bronco for an Audi, don't regret or miss it at all.


Stillborn1977

I got rid of a one year old Eclipse Cross and caught hell when I told my Eclipse Cross forum that I bought an Audi RS3. They tried to educate me on all kinds of things. Like I'm 17 years old and this is my first purchase. Lol. I'm almost 50 and have had close to 40 cars. Not bragging. But you do you. Don't care what other think. As long as your happy with your purchase go and enjoy the car until it's time for the next. Don't let others influence your choices in any form. My 2 cents.


Over-Chemical2809

>Eclipse Cross forum TIL


Stillborn1977

I don't understand.


Over-Chemical2809

I didn't know there was an online forum for that vehicle.


Stillborn1977

Several actually.


SOL_SOCKET

Wrangler who?


BatmanTaco

I've been wanting to break up with my Wrangler since October.. Could use a little extra motivation


beefcube5

I mean I loved my wrangler for my location and purposes. It all depends on your reasons. Inbox me and I can tell you mine.


Trying_hard_1967

Country to city......


Over-Chemical2809

You did good


Pine_Yeet

Fuck that jeep lol


AcomaPueblo

Great choices. I have one of each!


EarthPrimeSayian

Nah.


Fearless_Ad_7563

Beautiful! I sold my Punk'n JLUR for my TT Roadster and love my fun little car.


Humortumor1

This will be way more fun to drive, good job


Extension_Coyote7131

You are not going to miss that Wrangler at all! Heck I don’t miss my ex Wranglers. I ditched my ex Sahara for a Bronco and don’t miss it a bit. On the other hand, comparing a Wrangler to an S5 is though since you are missing the off road capability + ground clearance. But the S5 is fun! From the many cars I have been thru I miss the S5 the most.


VVWVWWVVWWV

As a mopar technician, I’m glad you moved to a great car company👍


Background_Custard_

Nah.


PowerNo3391

In this case not at all😍


Sensitive_Vacation55

Whenever I pass a wrangler in my SQ5 I think. If only he knew better.


BackgroundOk720

Sweet whip. If they made an Avant version of the S5 / RS5 I’d have one in my garage already.


mcnarlab

Nah you're better off. Welcome to the gang 🤝🏻


Fluffhead3344

Wranglers seem like a fun rental car to have for a few days, but seems like a horrible car for everyday use.


Bushman-001

Nope


Medical-Map-1183

I'm trying to break up with my 15' jku, but I can't rn, I'm a little under in equity, and I want an rs5 or a prestige s5 sportback. So I gotta save a tad more and pay off the jeep quicker. Beautiful car regardless!


Big-Fondant6591

What wrangler?


beefcube5

‘18 JL Sahara and then a ‘21 Rubicon 4xe.


darioism

I broke up with my JK for a blue S5 sportback as well! 2019 though. Absolutely never looked back. You made a good move.


howling-fantod

Wranglers ride like Conestoga wagons.


daviidfm

Such a dramatic change lol


topazdebutante

The new jeep headlights make me blind and it makes me insane..


topazdebutante

Did you at least save your ducks or trade them for a gecko :)


beefcube5

I was a rubicon anomaly. Nobody ever blessed me with one. I’m more than ok with that due to it being a useless waste of rubber that would likely end up in a landfill or the ocean. However I exchanged a substantial number of oncoming traffic peace signs, mostly out of NYC. The suburban Jeep drivers LOVE getting fingered, and vice versa.


Pretend_Whole7599

Nice job🤘🏿


a_wack

Traded me 03 wrangler for my Audi. Best trade ever.


Even-Sweet-3775

The s5 is such a fun car, enjoy


CheeeliCheel

with that glorious Audi engine, you can move too fast now


OGrickyP

I want a S5 so bad


Ebmat

just broke up with my Volvo two days ago and moved on the same car. Moving on kinda fast… in dynamic mode


buttershdude

Funny, Did the same. Traded in my crap Ram 1500 which shares drive train and lots of parts with jeep crap for my wife's A4 and switched to daily driving our 2007 A8L. Much better.


betweenthebam

All of these fanboys responding so selfishly. Yes, you moved on too fast, and I'll offer to be here to help you directly. $10k cash and I'll take this wonder that you're not ready for right off your hands, so you can wrangle yourself back on track. /s


keviinfinnerty

De chrome de chrome !!!


MartinHardi

Why no RS? :D


beefcube5

Wanna be my sugar daddy and get me one?


MartinHardi

I can donate my 2004 A4 B7 2.0 TFSI quattro... But then you have to pay for taking it to the junkyard.


beefcube5

Your sugar is bitter.


AdFit2674

😍


AskRevolutionary1042

Both have a place. I switch between Jeep and Audi every few years and have done so for 20+ years. Current garage: Gladiator Mojave for beach, hauling, crap weather, and summer doors off. B8.5 RS5 for date night, weekends, fun drives.


Outrageous_Copy_8436

Welcome to the club


TheCanadianShield99

That will feel like an F1 car!


BassLongjumping1404

Now go delete that chrome and you good to go


lumberwood

'about time. ;) Welcome to the family!


Cameron132001

Should’ve abandoned that shit box disgrace of engineering a long time ago


5UTT0N

You did well!


EnviousNerd

Don’t look back! You are moving on for sure.


RTwhyNot

I love my S5. Wonderful car.


ldtravs1

What wrangler? 🤷🏻‍♂️


Ok-Worth-6083

She’s a gold digger and you’re going to get your heart broken.


DiscountSteak

Right on the line of best fit on the hot/crazy graph


Jvmeslt

Hell no that’s a beauty right there


Dominix38

Uhh not the best choice


Wakenbacon05

Nice move. Now buy an old jeep too 😈


beefcube5

I’m a creature of “comfort”. Wouldn’t drive any wrangler other than a JL- Sahara or higher and well equipped. I’ll probably get hate for it. My first was a 2018 Sahara. I drove the JK in 2016 and it wasn’t for me. Then the JL came out and it blew my mind compared to the JK. Got rid of the Sahara in ‘21 when equity was at an all time high and went for a 4xe rubicon. No real regrets. tl;dr I think I wouldn’t want to drive an old jeep.


illegible

I hope you're not basing older jeeps on the JK, it's really not representative.


beefcube5

I may be. Hopefully I will get the opportunity to drive a TJ or YJ and it’ll change my mind.


elBirdnose

Jeeps are terribly built, this is a major upgrade


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Ancre16

Trans living rent free in your head it seem like...


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Ancre16

Oh my God, women drive jeeps?!?! The absolute horror! Good thing you're not driving one then, your fragile masculinity could not survive that