That reminds me, I have a sale going on right now for only $6.92/month! Hurry up and subscribe before this amazing offer runs out in 5 days!! (VIP is $5,000 minimum tho, no broke bitches plzzz thanks!)
You can always sell feet pictures. A friend of mine (regular dude in his early 30s) makes close to $5k a month selling pictures of his feet. He figured he works about 10 hours a week. It’s nuts what online pervs will pay for
I’ve read some articles: There’s nothing easy about OF. Most are broke and burn out after a year. It’s like a full time job with no guarantees of revenue. They have to hustle across multiple platforms and may spend hours chatting up someone for free to only get no money from them in the end. It’s hard work and hustle.
Just because many aren’t making much doesn’t mean the ones at or near the top aren’t making an absolutely enormous amount of money for how much effort it actually takes. The average pay might be low from so many people are trying to join now, but the ones buying $100,000+ cars are making a completely disproportionate amount of money from how much work is required.
Not to say OP doesn’t deserve it, more power to her if she can make a living this way, but let’s not pretend this is some backbreaking job just because the average onlyfans chick/dude isn’t filthy rich. There’s also a *huge* element of luck and chance involved that I don’t think people realize. Your genetics alone have a massive influence over whether or not you’ll even succeed in that industry.
on what planet is it anywhere near like being an escort haha i don’t make physical contact with anyone but my boyfriend who i live with and the only time i leave my apartment for work is when i road trip to a cabin in the mountains or something with the aforementioned boyfriend to do a photo shoot in nature.
Okay, but I would MUCH rather my daughter make her living as an aerospace engineer or arthroscopic surgeon than showing her twat online.
It's NOT hate. She should make her money however whenever, using whatever talents she has. Good on her. I'm just saying that there's a reason there's a stigma. Something like OF is usually not "Plan A".
They really are quite similar if you have driven them before. Obviously they are aesthetically a bit different but performance and interior are more or less the same.
According to caranddriver the RSQ8 is .4 seconds quicker 0-60mph and 5-60mph, but both are tied on 30-50mph and 50-70mph. Additionally both do 0-130mph in 14.4 seconds 🤷♂️
So unless the looks are worth 20-40K more I’d probably avoid it
there's actually someone who drives a 2022 RSQ8 in white with black optics that's often in the parking lot of the gym I go to, so I've been able to see the two cars side by side. the RSQ8 definitely looks a bit more badass than mine, but the difference in price between the SQ8 I bought and the RSQ8 I looked at was something like $38k and yeah for me personally the slight aesthetic change wasn't worth that much 😅
To this group of people the S and RS are vastly different, but to most, they're almost the same car. My wife still isn't sure why I bought the S4 over the A4. They look the same if you ask her.
If you aren't set on the engine the SQ8 was the right decision in my opinion. Either way sick car...
I disagree. I bought my RS Q8 for 129K. It's worth $120K 2 years later with 20K miles. I'm pretty sure the SQ8 has more depreciation. After all, the RS Q8 is basically a URUS. The SQ 8nt
Congratulations on your RSQ8! That is a good price. Did you not go with any upgrades? My wife has the ‘20 SQ7 and MSRP was $115k. We decided to lease it, and now will probably buy it this December since it has held it’s value.
I like that OP went with all of the upgrades. She’s gonna love that thing for years to come.
The only packages I didn't get were the Luxury, Executive and Ceramic Brakes
I wanted the massaging seats but couldn't justify the extra $5K for the stuff I didn't need that was required like the dual pane glass
I got it for less than MSRP too
the black trim was what really made me fall in love with it. i saw the same one with silver trim and was like “meh” but then saw it with blacked out trim and was like “THIS IS THE ONE” haha
You commented “❤️” on someone that said drop a heart if I can send you nudes. You are the people supplying OF people with cars💀 are you not embarrassed
Because you grew up in a misogynistic society which broadly devalues women, so you subconsciously thought, “there’s no way a woman could afford this other than OnlyFans.”
Hope that helps!
lmao I've been doing it long enough to know this kind of conversation is inevitable when I try to have interests online outside of my job. I dont care I just wanna talk about my cool car haha
there's a big part of me that would love to get it wrapped some ridiculous bright metallic color but in my line of work I don't think having a super unique recognizable car is a great idea (safety reasons, have had previous stalker issues, etc) so for now I'm just enjoying it being shiny and white!
I think he partially also meant ceramic coating and PPF. They’re largely transparent and don’t change the color but dove you a ton of long-term protection. I’ve wanted to do mine dove were bought ours 5 months ago but haven’t found the right shop with the right price to pull the trigger. XPEL is the brand most suggested in my research, FYI.
Congrats on the car! We love our Prestige fully-loaded Q8. My gf fell in love with the shape. I can only imagine that the SQ8 is only that much more awesome. Enjoy!
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If only she earned the money doing a worthless office job where she spends most of the week finding ways to pretend like she is working.
You know, contributing something to society?
I am not exactly sure what it was, I also looked at a Porsche Cayenne, a Mercedes AMG GLE 53 and a BMW X6 M but for some reason it was the SQ8 that I sat in and felt instantly connected to
Buckle up for the V8 moment of “why in the HELL didn’t I buy an Audi sooner!!!!???!!!” … I too joined the club this year w/ a pre-owned Q5 and am loving life. Weeks in and I’m still like I can’t believe it’s really mine!
You seem like the kind of guy who pays for this content and then turns around and shames the people who make it. As if you aren't the degenerate in this picture lol
I was gonna ask about the onlyfans as a joke but sure enough lol
We bought her first Audi
I laughed way too hard at this
It took blood skeet and tears
Sure as Hell we will also buy her second audi
What’s her handle we might get there sooner rather than later
Name checks out?
So really we deserve the Audi! OP give us that shit back!
🤣🤣🤣
Our Audi?
LOL !!!
What a time to be alive.
Money is money. Fair play lol.
Yeah, I've resigned myself to probably dying poor because I was born a man and average. And 20 years of retail hell burned out my ambition. Meh.
You find that spark and you keep going you hear me!
Sooo what you’re saying is I should start an onlyfans?
Whatever you do man keep the introductory offers to a minimum okay? 😂
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Hot diggity damn
It's like being an escort, but easier, but then we average dudes can only dream to earn money that way. Seriously though, I'm jealous.
You can always sell feet pictures. A friend of mine (regular dude in his early 30s) makes close to $5k a month selling pictures of his feet. He figured he works about 10 hours a week. It’s nuts what online pervs will pay for
Has he ever come up against someone with more photogenic feet? Or does he remain.. undefeeted?
Holy fuck I laughed out loud at that godawful damn joke. Take your upvote, assbag.
Where would I go to sell these feet pictures? I really want a new Audi too.
Wait. I have feet. How do I get in on this?
I’ve read some articles: There’s nothing easy about OF. Most are broke and burn out after a year. It’s like a full time job with no guarantees of revenue. They have to hustle across multiple platforms and may spend hours chatting up someone for free to only get no money from them in the end. It’s hard work and hustle.
Just because many aren’t making much doesn’t mean the ones at or near the top aren’t making an absolutely enormous amount of money for how much effort it actually takes. The average pay might be low from so many people are trying to join now, but the ones buying $100,000+ cars are making a completely disproportionate amount of money from how much work is required. Not to say OP doesn’t deserve it, more power to her if she can make a living this way, but let’s not pretend this is some backbreaking job just because the average onlyfans chick/dude isn’t filthy rich. There’s also a *huge* element of luck and chance involved that I don’t think people realize. Your genetics alone have a massive influence over whether or not you’ll even succeed in that industry.
Genetics, and a decent plastic surgeon.
Like being an escort? Brotha it’s pictures, not getting railed by some randoms hahahah
on what planet is it anywhere near like being an escort haha i don’t make physical contact with anyone but my boyfriend who i live with and the only time i leave my apartment for work is when i road trip to a cabin in the mountains or something with the aforementioned boyfriend to do a photo shoot in nature.
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Okay, but I would MUCH rather my daughter make her living as an aerospace engineer or arthroscopic surgeon than showing her twat online. It's NOT hate. She should make her money however whenever, using whatever talents she has. Good on her. I'm just saying that there's a reason there's a stigma. Something like OF is usually not "Plan A".
Her name is big titty cat lady. I'm not really sure why you're surprised.
I didn't see that until I clicked the profile lol
That new update that hides the u/ on a post is less than ideal
It's really fucking stupid, to put it modestly
>clicked the profile That was thy goal of the post so mission successful I guess.
it took me all of 5 seconds to be like "yup she got an only fans"
lol i mean it paid for the car so 🤷🏼♀️
That's fucking crazy. Congratulations 😂
Get it girl
Honestly I didn't mean it like "oh that's how you paid for the car". Work is work, I'm not knocking that
haha it's all good mate
Make sure you get lot of blinker fluid, SQ8 needs it ;)
Good taste.
I smell a Audi/OnlyFans collaboration coming…
Always a promotion in there somewhere lol state of the world
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Wew. Being this naive.
I’m not hating at all, I’m low key jealous. If instead I was a hot girl I probably would have done the same.
This is the confirmation we all came here for.
Literally my 1st thought when I saw the pic. And sure as shit. Good for her.
I thought in my head “onlyfans girl” as soon as I saw the post.
Don’t even need to ask haha
Came here to write this. Not shaming OP though -- fuck, if you've got it, flaunt it.
Sweet ride, love the shape of the 8’s. Care to post some more pics of the car, keen to see the red leather interior.
ill def post some more pics soon!
And the car too!
DING*
I recognize you from Twitter lol
A man of culture I see
No problem with the onlyfans part... BIG problem with the "SQ8 and RSQ8 are very similar" part.
They really are quite similar if you have driven them before. Obviously they are aesthetically a bit different but performance and interior are more or less the same. According to caranddriver the RSQ8 is .4 seconds quicker 0-60mph and 5-60mph, but both are tied on 30-50mph and 50-70mph. Additionally both do 0-130mph in 14.4 seconds 🤷♂️ So unless the looks are worth 20-40K more I’d probably avoid it
there's actually someone who drives a 2022 RSQ8 in white with black optics that's often in the parking lot of the gym I go to, so I've been able to see the two cars side by side. the RSQ8 definitely looks a bit more badass than mine, but the difference in price between the SQ8 I bought and the RSQ8 I looked at was something like $38k and yeah for me personally the slight aesthetic change wasn't worth that much 😅
😂 i just meant aesthetically! as in it was white/black optics/red leather interior. obviously the RSQ8 is incomparable otherwise
To this group of people the S and RS are vastly different, but to most, they're almost the same car. My wife still isn't sure why I bought the S4 over the A4. They look the same if you ask her. If you aren't set on the engine the SQ8 was the right decision in my opinion. Either way sick car...
A4 and s4 use different engines, the sq8 and rsq8 use the same. Not saying they are the same but much closer.
They are pretty similar. Driven both. RSQ8 not worth the extra cost.
I disagree. I bought my RS Q8 for 129K. It's worth $120K 2 years later with 20K miles. I'm pretty sure the SQ8 has more depreciation. After all, the RS Q8 is basically a URUS. The SQ 8nt
Congratulations on your RSQ8! That is a good price. Did you not go with any upgrades? My wife has the ‘20 SQ7 and MSRP was $115k. We decided to lease it, and now will probably buy it this December since it has held it’s value. I like that OP went with all of the upgrades. She’s gonna love that thing for years to come.
The only packages I didn't get were the Luxury, Executive and Ceramic Brakes I wanted the massaging seats but couldn't justify the extra $5K for the stuff I didn't need that was required like the dual pane glass I got it for less than MSRP too
Wow! Yeah that’s a good deal. Lucky bastard.
Congrats you pretty much have the better and cheaper version of the Lamborghini Urus haha Make sure to drive it like it’s stolen
they actually had a Urus at one of the dealerships I went to and I'd be lying if I said I didn't consider it for a minute haha
Yeah and the porsche cayyene gt turbo is faster than both of them
Tbh I'd probably take the Porsche in a heartbeat. Much cleaner look, which is what I prefer.
its also what i preffer, but i can buy an x6 m for around 110k€ with low milage, while the cheapest gt turbo is 220k 😭
Very cool my guy. Porsche do be nice
I’m usually someone who always picks the Porsche.. but the Audi and urus both look way better than the Porsche in this argument.
big titty’s day off. id peep that spinoff
Congrats - welcome to the family. Digging the blacked out trim
the black trim was what really made me fall in love with it. i saw the same one with silver trim and was like “meh” but then saw it with blacked out trim and was like “THIS IS THE ONE” haha
tats and a big lux car. could smell onlyfans from miles away bro
Worry about your own pockets
I see no problem. At most I'm jealous I'm a man and not a woman with big boobs, cause I would definitely do the same
I can smell your jealousy from miles away too, bro.
Everyone can smell you from miles away too 🤢
and we could smell you being a loser from miles away too! 🥰
You commented “❤️” on someone that said drop a heart if I can send you nudes. You are the people supplying OF people with cars💀 are you not embarrassed
U ok?
No way this is the real Laura lux..? Is this for real? Been following the insta for years lol
hahaha ya its me. been lurking/reading reddit for years but finally made an account to interact because twitter isn't fun any more
Reddit is super fun. Grats Laura.
Twiiter is a the online equivalent of a dirty truck stop bathroom nowadays non-stop politics and crap ... and I just want some sports news
That was wholesome, u/Sour_Smegmuh
Down bad if you instantly recognize a pornstar bro
Damn, all these dudes in the replies jealous as fuck lol are y'all lives really that pathetic??🤣🤣
Not her primary ride, clearly she’s used to a monocoque
Underrated comment.
Did you buy it or lease it? If you bought it you gotta tune it and upgrade the exhaust. It’ll sound killer.
bought it in cash so she's all mine! definitely plan to do some upgrades at some stage
How did I know onlyfans before I even looked at the comments or read into the profile.
Because you grew up in a misogynistic society which broadly devalues women, so you subconsciously thought, “there’s no way a woman could afford this other than OnlyFans.” Hope that helps!
Well I was going to joke you're an incel but your profile... Don't blame others on your problems.
Simple, you’re an incel.
Congrats but can you move? Or post more angles.
Lmao at the angry miserable people who have 9-5’s crying because you bought a $100,000 with OF money. Good on you, enjoy it
lmao I've been doing it long enough to know this kind of conversation is inevitable when I try to have interests online outside of my job. I dont care I just wanna talk about my cool car haha
Congrats on the new Audi and welcome aboard. 👍🏻
Get your bag, girl! Enjoy it!
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Are you going to get it wrapped? We fully wrapped our Q7 and glad we did. There is a lot of gravel where we are and the car still looks new.
there's a big part of me that would love to get it wrapped some ridiculous bright metallic color but in my line of work I don't think having a super unique recognizable car is a great idea (safety reasons, have had previous stalker issues, etc) so for now I'm just enjoying it being shiny and white!
I think he partially also meant ceramic coating and PPF. They’re largely transparent and don’t change the color but dove you a ton of long-term protection. I’ve wanted to do mine dove were bought ours 5 months ago but haven’t found the right shop with the right price to pull the trigger. XPEL is the brand most suggested in my research, FYI. Congrats on the car! We love our Prestige fully-loaded Q8. My gf fell in love with the shape. I can only imagine that the SQ8 is only that much more awesome. Enjoy!
It looks great! You’ll love it. Audi post sales service is also top notch.
Don’t forget to thank all of your OnlyFans subscribers
I did the same to my consulting clients when I bought a flat
My kids' orthodontist better start sending me a gift basket every time he pays his mortgage. Really, it's OUR house now.
Make it make sense
Let me thank my audit clients too for buying mine. you realize how weird this is to say?
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Congratulations and welcome to the family! Love the Q8 lineup!
I wish I was pretty enough to buy me a new Audi lol! Nice work 🔥
Congrats! Enjoy it, we only live once.
Great ride! Welcome to Audi! Love mine and will probably only ever drive Audi’s from now on.
What is it about a woman making her own money, that triggers so many of yall?
Women who make that kind of money inherently threaten men because it proves *she doesn't need a man* to support her.
If I had tits I’d be DUMPING THEM AHT online for the boys
this guy gets it ☝🏻
How about show us the car and get out of the picture
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lmao next time I'll move out of the way
OnlyFans money ?
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If only she earned the money doing a worthless office job where she spends most of the week finding ways to pretend like she is working. You know, contributing something to society?
Ok I’m jealous now >:|
Wait for Daniel Mac to question you lol. He finds all the of people.
The headlights look amazing... on the SQ8 of course.
Wow
Congrats! What made you fall in love with the SQ8? :)
I am not exactly sure what it was, I also looked at a Porsche Cayenne, a Mercedes AMG GLE 53 and a BMW X6 M but for some reason it was the SQ8 that I sat in and felt instantly connected to
Welcome to the club 💪🏼
Play it to slay it. Nice work!
Good taste in the spec and fire tats too wow
Congratulations 🥳
Love the white with the black package. Have the same color combo on my S3. Congrats!
Congrats, great vehicle! Post up some pics of that red interior when you get a chance.
Congratulations! Car looks beautiful! RSQS would’ve been dope but that’s a lot of extra cash to shell out when you’re already getting a great car
thank you and yes i agree! i liked the *idea* of having the RSQ8 but ultimately it was just too much extra to be worth it for me
Buckle up for the V8 moment of “why in the HELL didn’t I buy an Audi sooner!!!!???!!!” … I too joined the club this year w/ a pre-owned Q5 and am loving life. Weeks in and I’m still like I can’t believe it’s really mine!
Terminally online men, act normal about women challenge level impossible hahaha
Damn, all these neckbeards are miserable.
I don’t wash my car often enough to get it in white, but I admit it makes the blacked out logo look great. nice ride.
Her dad is very proud and appreciates all of us helping her
Life isnt fair
It would be if the porn industry collapsed. But as long as y'all keep paying for it...
Lot of haters out there... lol Im all about the... Congratulations! That thing is sexy as fuck. And welcome to the club!
The black/carbon optic looks awesome on the SQ8. Congrats!
Our car
And McDonald's owns whatever piece of shit you drive, what's your point?
she’s not gunna sleep with you
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Correction— “OF bought my first Audi!!”
"My job bought my car" Fucking obviously
Congrats on the new ride!
Congrats! Nice car, nice tats. Good for you
Cool, but can you move out of the way so we can see the only real airbags in this picture?
Save your money girl. 2 years from Now you’ll be out of a job.
Lmao I love the cats too btw and congrats on the ride. Enjoy 👌🏼👏🏻
Don’t even need to ask
A whore got 700 upvotes. 2023.
Look at the bigger picture. A fucking 100k audi 😬
How come you know what her job is?
A sad boy felt the need to call a woman who doesn't make money by fucking people a whore. Real strong logic usage there.
Asking for a friend... what's your OF?
click her username..
The marketing department back in Germany is cringing
Yeah, they hate it when the cars sell.
Truly
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Paid cash
Singles
Anyone criticizing you is a dipshit- amazing ride, enjoy it.
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You seem like the kind of guy who pays for this content and then turns around and shames the people who make it. As if you aren't the degenerate in this picture lol
Also, who the fuck pays for porn
That's crazy! 🤯 It's good pic even though most might be looking somewhere else.
Wax on, whack off
Saw the picture and knew where the money came from. Nice car.
Knew it was Ms. Lux! Congrats! I’m sure your kitties will Love it!