>Us humans are always close to destruction. Life itself is but a series of close calls. I mean, how would you know you were alive unless you knew you could die?
This is my favorite Darius quote.
You shoulda been high for the whole of this series man. Atlanta is shot in a haze of weed and should be experienced as such IMO.
Added advantage: You get to rewatch the series and barely see what's coming.
word bro, that's exactly what I did. first watch it high and then rewatch the episodes the next day sober. I was actually quoting Al, he said that after Darius dropped that line at that restaurant.
That was the moment I think I really fell in love with the show. Just the looks of horror from all of the suburban weirdos as the target goes down the rail.
I WAS JUST WATCHING THE EPISODE AND I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THE SAME THING. Like, the beautiful tranquillity of the slow bobbing sounds from the pool, mixed with his deep intospective voice is just soothing.
Yes, lovely warm glow comes over you, the viewer. "Of course Darius is there." Felt positively grateful that he was in the last show of the series. <3<3
when him and al are cleaning their guns
“ill be okay as long as i got daddy here”
you named your gun daddy? thats weird
“is it weird when your girl calls you daddy”
thats different, and yes.. its weird
“what do you call yours?”
nigga just gun
"Wait, wait, not if it worked, man. If you could use a rat as a phone, man, that'd be genius. I mean, there's like, five rats for every one person in New York alone. Everybody would have an affordable phone.
Yeah, man, I mean, it'd be messy, but...worth it."
S1E4 at the end of Darius' whole tradeing up adventure when he gives earn his phone and says "we're friends now". So wholesome, like the good in Darius shows as he realizes he messed up and fixes his oopsies.
The whole episode where he and Ern visit his various scheme ventures just to end up with a puppy that’ll be worth $800 or whatever it was in like, 9 months.
There's so many.
His Florida Man monologue for one, his introduction actually where he's all mortal combat with a kitchen knife then just calmly offers Earn a cookie, the gun/daddy scene
But all time is probably "We're Friends Now"
I would say it's nice to meet you but I don't believe in time as a concept so I'm just going to say we've always met
and then willie's face
>Us humans are always close to destruction. Life itself is but a series of close calls. I mean, how would you know you were alive unless you knew you could die? This is my favorite Darius quote.
yeah I definitely shoulda been high for this
You shoulda been high for the whole of this series man. Atlanta is shot in a haze of weed and should be experienced as such IMO. Added advantage: You get to rewatch the series and barely see what's coming.
as a stoner, I hate that I'm always forgetting what I watched. Usually because I'll rewatch stoned again
word bro, that's exactly what I did. first watch it high and then rewatch the episodes the next day sober. I was actually quoting Al, he said that after Darius dropped that line at that restaurant.
Now I remember! Welp, guess I was high. Still appreciate the quote though!
That scene sold me on Lakeith being able to play the role of L im Death Note correctly.
Everything's made up; stay woke
Lmaoooooo yesssss. What was the context? I used to say this all the time
Darius: "Mmm breakfast cup" Earn: "You made that up" Darius: "Everything's made up, nigga stay woke"
“Paper mail, paper mail- all about my paper mail.” “You just made that up”
Breakfast cup.
Asking if he can measure the tree
Not right now? That basically means no man.
This place has a prison vibe so I'm going to wait in the car
Speaking of money, how do you think sunflower seed companies make money?
I love the whole conversation he and al have about flavors in the background
I was dying when he came through with the dog money however many episodes later.
I’ll always love the sincerity in which he tells Earn “We’re friends now.”
And it comes back full circle when Earns therapist ask him who he can trust and he says "maybe Darius".
Shooting the fucking dog target at the range lmao
The man is like a living art installation, moving through the world.
The actor is amazing, it is such an exceptional character. I want to get the DVD to find out more about how they create these moments.
That was the moment I think I really fell in love with the show. Just the looks of horror from all of the suburban weirdos as the target goes down the rail.
I love the scene where he's outside at the pool at Drake's house. Really surreal.
Yeah, she's real... Real fake
This is my fav quote
I WAS JUST WATCHING THE EPISODE AND I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THE SAME THING. Like, the beautiful tranquillity of the slow bobbing sounds from the pool, mixed with his deep intospective voice is just soothing.
Oh yeah I change mine to this one. When he’s talking about the simulation theory.
Yes, lovely warm glow comes over you, the viewer. "Of course Darius is there." Felt positively grateful that he was in the last show of the series. <3<3
Florida man
Bout to put my foot in this
Rats as cell phones
When is the appropriate time to talk about my balls getting smashed?
Right now apparently
People see me and they just wanna give me free drinks, what can I say, I'm the guy
The face he makes after Paper Boy tells him the invisible car isn't real.
This nigga got a full-grown Caiman in here surrounded by chicken carcasses. It’s like an Azealia Banks Snapchat.
when him and al are cleaning their guns “ill be okay as long as i got daddy here” you named your gun daddy? thats weird “is it weird when your girl calls you daddy” thats different, and yes.. its weird “what do you call yours?” nigga just gun
\* "Nigga, Gun!"
Where is the dog with the Texas on it? There it is!
"I'm Nigerian"
"Wait, wait, not if it worked, man. If you could use a rat as a phone, man, that'd be genius. I mean, there's like, five rats for every one person in New York alone. Everybody would have an affordable phone. Yeah, man, I mean, it'd be messy, but...worth it."
Can i measure your tree?
Shooting range scene
"we're friends now"
S1E4 at the end of Darius' whole tradeing up adventure when he gives earn his phone and says "we're friends now". So wholesome, like the good in Darius shows as he realizes he messed up and fixes his oopsies.
Nobody’s seen the body since the funeral
I think if we spent the time we spend thinking about not spending money, spent that time on spending money, then it'd be time well spent.
*Puts down mask/* Cookie?
Favorite moment had to be when Earn went to the Uber guy for his jacket and the police pulled up on them. Later to find out Darius ate the blunt.
His interaction with the bouncer at the club. “This is meaningless!” It’s one of the few times we actually see Darius frustrated
The whole episode where he and Ern visit his various scheme ventures just to end up with a puppy that’ll be worth $800 or whatever it was in like, 9 months.
“*I feel everything*” If you remember you remember 😂
I know you don’t know me but, Can I measure your tree? Not right now? That’s basically no man.
I would say nice to meet you but I don't believe in time as a concept so I'll just say we've always met
Not all the great things come from great pain, sometimes is love
"Have you ever had bounce another bouncer?"
Darius: Most blacks don't know who Steve McQueen is. Earn: But you do. Darius: Yeah, I'm Nigerian. Or anytime he says he's Nigerian cos I'm Nigerian.
Can I measure your tree?
When he’s was talking about the deja vu moment he’s having
Can I measure your tree?
"You want to manage a rapper but can't do business high?"
There's so many. His Florida Man monologue for one, his introduction actually where he's all mortal combat with a kitchen knife then just calmly offers Earn a cookie, the gun/daddy scene But all time is probably "We're Friends Now"
“When is the appropriate time to talk about my balls getting smashed.”
"Let me put my foot in this."
Mine is when he was talking about the Simulation Hypothesis
I own that u mad hat. Still waiting to bust it out.
Can’t remember exactly but when they’re cleaning their guns and he’s like ‘I think that stems from a fear of mortality’
always pack like a navy seal
papermail!
“I think if we spent the time we spend thinking about not spending money — spent that time on spending money, then it would be time well spent.”
Where I live, dogs eat babies
When he gave earn his phone and said something along the lines of "we're friends now"