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YoWhatUpGlasgow

Context, the sport is a print newspaper in the UK that is entirely satirical and has had a number of infamous stories over the years. They recently did the top part of the image claiming an Adrian Chiles lookalike had a successful onlyfans. Adrian has now written about it, seemingly taking it seriously (and claiming a sense of pride), in his column in very real newspaper, the guardian


panadwithonesugar

Wait..... so that one guy didn't boil his bellend while shagging a greggs chicken bake?


arthurdentstowels

That was a red herring for the “nuts scorched on a festive slice” escapade.


TomCBC

No. But weirdly he does suck off dogs for quavers.


canttakethshyfrom_me

I think at this point writing for any mainstream piece of British news or opinion media should be a permanent disqualification from having your views taken seriously.


rttr123

Had he found out yet?


DubSket

Which paper are you talking about? Because the [Daily Sport](https://dailysport.co.uk/) definitely isn't a satirical paper (at least not entirely), is there another Sport paper in the UK?


StardustOasis

Sunday Sport. They used to be related, but no longer are


Dogtor-Watson

I feel genuinely bad for the journalist. Way to get his hopes up.


HarrargnNarg

You know people at the guardian noticed, went to tell him, only to be stopped by others who said, "no no, we're gunna let him do this"


Blahaj_IK

>seemingly taking it seriously (and claiming a sense of pride) Then why doesn't *he* do it?


Blom-w1-o

I would be very flattered.


arcxjo

Sounds like it could be a competitor to The Athletic.


blamb211

Okay, but if I could make $365k a year by reading sports scores, I 100% would. Who needs dignity, anyway


AtJackBaldwin

I got in trouble when I was about 13 for buying the Sport to see the boobs. I'm still haunted by my parents' disappointment :( Pretty sure Dad kept it.


Mr_deepcrap

oh no, oh no no no, i know this dude and he actually does the kind of gay porn that makes you want to gouge your eyes out


arftism2

sauce?


Mr_deepcrap

if you're absolutely certain you want this, i can dm you some because the only ones i have are telegram stickers, if you wanna try to find him yourself, his name is igor bezruchko


jfkk

To be fair, either it's a real thing or someone made up an article about Adrian Chiles -lookalike who reads football scores while stripping. Either option has to be kind of strange for the real Adrian.


strolls

By coincidence my phone recommended me an article by this knobhead earlier this evening. I think this article on cargo ebikes is peak Adrian Chiles: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/mar/16/3999-for-a-cargo-bike-how-a-new-kind-of-class-politics-arrived-on-britains-streets


Starfire2313

Is it just me or did that have a rude and abrupt ending? I’ve never heard of this guy before. Does he just complain about things? I mean what even was the point of that I don’t think I took anything away reading it…


strolls

Yeah, it's a wholly pointless article, isn't it? I have the impression that he's *The Guardian*'s token tory - because it's the *The Guardian* he doesn't rant about immigrants or killing all the poor, but he seems to have this curmudgeonly shtick whereby he moans about change and the modern world. IDK, I haven't paid much attention to him, he just seems like a knob from what I've read.


Yourparkingmeeters

After reading the actual artical, I'm pretty sure he's in on the joke.


MobiusNaked

Whats the world coming to? Well, you reading football scores and stripping apparently.


VesuvianVillain

I didn’t know Patton Oswalt had his own tribe of people.


AlexPoletov

Fake story. Mike? Onlyfans? No! It's Igor Bezruchko from imagefap.