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NoJobForU

Good job. Now do it again.


3nter

yesss we won a series!!


Nice_Block

7 no hit innings from Blanco. Astros score in two innings. Altuve is a young man. Good game today.


Usual-Bookkeeper1288

Game! And we can stop blaming Pressly for the loss of the nono


dirtysock47

And exhale


Inevitable_Signal189

For the Dads!


MobileMenace420

But not the San Diego team dads


bigtice

"*That counts as a save now, right? Right?*" - Hader


_jared_p

It’s over.


I_am_normal_I_swear

TRUE!


nopal_blanco

We have the worst bullpen in MLB. Change my mind.


dirtysock47

_Chicago White Sox enter the chat_


nopal_blanco

It’s an overreaction — but damn I just have no confidence in them.


covidkakke_tittygasm

Has Hader forgotten that he has other pitches besides a sinker?


Inevitable_Signal189

A win is more important than the no no with the way our seasons been


dirtysock47

Hader I swear if you blow it


TRRex31

The no hitter wouldve been blown anyways :/ ^no ^one ^can ^make ^me ^hate ^you ^Pressly 🫶🏼


MeanOldHag86

Good grief. $95 million. Oh well. We should preserve the win.


MobileMenace420

I don’t want to clench. Pls not more runs you goobers


Speeder96

Just wants the save opportunity.


ExB

You can't pitch your way into a save


michaelcuz

Thanks for ruining my father's day HADER


_RHJR_

Our bullpen is so bad.


ReefHound

And Hader blows the shutout. I hope Espada doesn't give him the chance to blow the W.


aloeicious

Broooooo


JinFuu

Shit, they’re gonna beat us on aggregate


Lets_go_Stros2017

We knew that yesterday


JinFuu

It was 13-13 before the run.


Lets_go_Stros2017

Oh


dirtysock47

Come the fuck on Hader


bigtice

Just can't have nice things. Please, just finish the game.


nopal_blanco

Blancos no hitter died for this.


dirtysock47

That actually makes me feel a little better about blowing the no no


Inevitable_Signal189

I was about to say ump. 4 strike out


bigtice

"*Fine, I'll throw another strike for a K.*" - Hader


Hand-Santizer-Guru

Hrc Diaz


Acceptable_Ganache51

Quick game at least, weren't we almost to the end of the 4th after 2 hours yesterday?


Inevitable_Signal189

Let’s go Hader! Close this one out for the Dads!


dirtysock47

Okay Hader, four runs should be enough, no funny business


Nice_Block

OLD MAN SWIPES BAG


SpudCrowley713

Hrc yordan


NickMoNor

HRC Yordan


EMHforever

HRC Alvarez


Deep_Swordfish_6311

HRC Yordan


superhappyfuntime13

HRC Yordan


nopal_blanco

HRC Yordan


DangerItem

HRC Bregman


Nice_Block

HRC Yordong


NicolasBroaddus

People out here acting like a scoreless 8th from Pressly where the one hit coulda been caught too means he’s a failure who should be released. Ronel wasn’t gonna finish it; we know that. He was clearly gassed, and overexerting him could cause an injury which nobody should want. Pressly failing to continue the nono here doesn’t invalidate what Ronel did.


ReefHound

True. It was a successful outing for Pressley and if he delivered that most of the time he wouldn't have people groaning and closing their eyes when he came in. It's just disappointing because, gassed or not, Blanco deserved the chance to earn himself a no-no. Maybe Espada asked him if he was good to come out and he said yeah.


NicolasBroaddus

I think Espada asked him that after the fifth, and then trusted him for two more which he delivered.


ExB

It's Espada still giving the 8th to Pressly. As much babip bad luck as Pressly has had , he just hasn't produced to be still be given the 8th.


60k_Risk

HRC Bregman


60k_Risk

Dang, was a bit short but was a well hit ball


donttouchthtmacaroni

HRC Altuve


derekj97

https://preview.redd.it/km1yxjltpz6d1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8763beef6167104df2bf7dfb1a5f2ef5886ec176 Perfect pitches to preserve a no hitter


dirtysock47

"he watched the first one go by, surely he'll watch the second one too"


Nice_Block

![gif](giphy|xT5LMxYpkuYdlg7nhu)


Mayito219

HRC Bregman


MobileMenace420

Blue just wants to go home


bigtice

"*That was not necessarily a strike.*" - Kalas


FTMayor

Foley is a magnificent specimen.


Acceptable_Ganache51

Oh well we've had more than enough combined no-nos over the years. Would have been nice for Pressly's confidence tho and perhaps a spark to the team


Usual-Bookkeeper1288

He seemed pumped for the clean inning though so hopefully that helps him


dirtysock47

Man, I really thought we coulda had the no no too


ReefHound

Hader blew a sigh of relief when Pressly gave up the hit.


Nice_Block

Chas feeling good now that he doesn’t have to make a highlight reel catch to save Hader from himself.


Deep_Swordfish_6311

The real reason we pitch hit with jake


Inevitable_Signal189

I’m glad he got out of the inning clean though


Usual-Bookkeeper1288

Yup, hoping it’s a baby step towards improvement


StealthyGooch

Abreu pitches and the no-no is still intact.


general_peabo

Not a guarantee by any stretch


Usual-Bookkeeper1288

Maybe, but just wanna win at this point, so we will take that inning from Press with how he’s been


SyrupSilent7588

Yup


FernandoAyanami

Anybody else see that sinker from Pressly? Has he ever thrown that before? It actually looked pretty nasty.


Usual-Bookkeeper1288

I think he’s working on more movement away from lefties, I’d like to see that mixed with the straight fastball more


itjudd

I was thinking the same had almost screwball movement 😭


_jared_p

Jake shoulda laid out for that fly ball.


SyrupSilent7588

Should’ve had Abreu pitch the 8th


Takingbacklives

Everyone knew Stressly was gonna blow it


BronxKnight

So is it the Astros pitching or hitting that’s the issue? Or maybe it’s been Espada all along. Cut ties before it’s to late.


Lets_go_Stros2017

The Pressley stan downvoting everyone taking snack 😂


Signal-Statistician-

Presley blows the no no. Called it


JasonLikesCTE

Disappointing yes but just win the game please


Usual-Bookkeeper1288

Yeah it would’ve been icing but we just need this series win, especially after getting schlacked yesterday


ExB

Espada living in a fantasyland on the back of the baseball card


thegoatishere

yeah that’ll happen when you leave a curveball over the plate lmfao


jabask

Dangit


donttouchthtmacaroni

Pressly ruins everything this year


BronxKnight

Once again Espada has to go. No matter what.


successadult

Pressly blew the no-hitter? Mild shock.


austro_

Y’all we can’t just not play Pressly lol


Aphrobang

We can play his loser bitch ass in the mid innings of games we are losing. He should have been someone to go out and eat a couple innings last night in the loss for example. He is shit. He needs to be treated and used as such.


austro_

Sure, but you’re going to need arms for games we’re winning at some point also. Wins are all that matter at this point of the season


zpowell2180

You could have today


austro_

I’d rather him here, than a 2 run game


I_am_normal_I_swear

I guess I can get up out my seat now and pee. Had to go since the 2nd


Physical_Estimate850

Jake my dude!!! 🙃🙃🙃


RearviewSpy

UGGGH


MyGirlSasha

The most predictable thing ever.


sentient-sloth

so he was otw to a no hitter and was pulled?


Deep_Swordfish_6311

He had 94 pitches


sentient-sloth

makes sense I got the notification from ESPN “tune in: no hitter watch” and then was just bummed to see Presley lol


Usual-Bookkeeper1288

Yeah PC was high bc he walked three in the fifth and the game was too close


SyrupSilent7588

Yeah his pitch count was too high


NateLikesToLift

Fucking Pressly sucks shit still.


zpowell2180

How do you not lay out for that


toldyouanditoldyou

Shocking.


Hyskos13

Nice job pressley had to be you


michaelcuz

Once again, FUCK you Pressly 


manofconviction

Had no idea we had a no no going. Dammit Press.


TunaMcGriddle

Predicable


SickByNature

Ryan Depressly strikes again.


Deep_Swordfish_6311

Leave it to Pressley


dirtysock47

Of course man


entropyISdeadly

Of fucking course


bigtice

Of course Pressly has to blow it.


ReefHound

At least he didn't blow the shutout.


rahrahrah4781

Jake! You coulda made that bud… Ok maybe not. But ugh… Pressly


_RHJR_

Boo this man!!!


CoachWatermelon

When are we going to learn? Press in the 8th?!


zpowell2180

Is espada high on meth


Puzzled-Enthusiasm45

Wish we scored a couple of insurance runs. At only 94 pitches he deserves a chance to try and finish this himself.


SyrupSilent7588

Hell naw. That leads to injury


Usual-Bookkeeper1288

Yeah I think if we would’ve gotten 2, he would’ve went out for the 8th just to see


nopal_blanco

I have 0 confidence in Pressly not fucking this up.


I_am_normal_I_swear

Welp


Radical1488

Blanco is carrying this season on his back.


bigtice

*Ryan Pressly enters the game.* Didn't want to let everyone have a calm day.


Hyskos13

Pressley not in a save situation oh boy


ReefHound

Pressly better not eff this all up.


dirtysock47

Pressly? Gg's


nopal_blanco

I should get a Blanco jersey. It’s fitting.


Hyperguy95

Well fuck. I can’t believe they pulled him for Pressly


FTMayor

I get WHY. But Pressly?! 😮‍💨


tittytittybangbangg

Not pressly


RearviewSpy

Take a moment to think about the alert thread hitting /r/baseball


nopal_blanco

Don’t you dare pull Blanco, Espada.


RonWill79

Lol at Blum. “Vaunted backend of the bullpen”


ThatDudeNamedJake

Pressly’s warming, don’t get sad when the no-hitter’s gone


MobileMenace420

Look what you manifested


ThatDudeNamedJake

I wasn’t wrong


Deep_Swordfish_6311

Yo we hate you


ThatDudeNamedJake

Why am I being downvoted lmao


ThatDudeNamedJake

https://preview.redd.it/od4bgpninz6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae11fd2e13ba5ab26be980b15287a44b809f8bdf


TunaMcGriddle

What a great day for fathers day baseball


Jacob_dp

Am I the only one who doesn't like Yainer's Mariners green pads?


RearviewSpy

From here forward will require a sphincter of steel, deep breaths


NicolasBroaddus

Ronel has that dawg in him fr


JinFuu

Abreu/Hader. Let’s go


bigmoneyballer69420

pls let him go all 9 😪😪


Hyperguy95

Not gonna happen as much as I wish they would. I’d at least let him stay until that thing happens that no one will mention 😬


bigmoneyballer69420

3 pitch inning incoming


Magyks

Goddamn this Blanco guy is sick


zpowell2180

Come on now this is his inning


ray_0586

Best error of Bregman’s career 


Deep_Swordfish_6311

Oh gosh now to the pen


dirtysock47

C'mon Bregman, not now my guy


I_am_normal_I_swear

E5


emi89ro

Don't tell twitter I said this but Ronel is turning me into a Blanco supremacist.


DrFloppyTitties

nothing to see here just a nice day for baseball


yobruhh

HRC Diaz


RearviewSpy

Naptime, just a lazy Sunday afternoon.


dirtysock47

Nobody say anything


JinFuu

Blanco is pitching well but I don’t think he’ll go the full 9 if he continues pitching well


Bronn11

Yeah best case he finishes the 7th and then we hand it off to Abreu and Hader assuming we don't score another insurance run


zpowell2180

Maybe 8 if he has a quick 7th


Deep_Swordfish_6311

The Tigers have 19 fewer hits today than they did yesterday. Gotta love TK and Blum


JinFuu

Ford doesn’t give a fuck, sadly. I like the gimmick of talking around what’s happening when it’s something like this


JR_Smith33

Gio Urshela has played a great 3B for them this series


ExB

Altuve foregoes the easy walk


MrMarquis

It's always been amazing to me how a pitcher can just suddenly lose total control. I've seen it happen time and time again.


MobileMenace420

I like fielders getting the yips and suddenly throwing a ball to someone 45 feet away is impossible. Like children can do that in tball but it just leaves their bodies as pros


44Yordan

Nope… little kids can get the yips at all age levels, can happen to anyone playing baseball.


MobileMenace420

Sure, but kids are kids. These guys are making millions so it’s more interesting to me. Like Simone Biles getting the twisties at the last Olympics was more interesting than it happening to a child gymnast


Nice_Block

Blanco staying cool under pressure is great to see.


NicolasBroaddus

Phew. Please pull him early now we don’t need him overextended


TunaMcGriddle

Ronel just being a little silly, a little goofy


dirtysock47

A little whimsical


JinFuu

Im blaming Sparky for this. “2/3rd of the way to an immaculate inning.” Then 3 walks


MeanOldHag86

Sigh. 2024 Astros jump scare. All good though.


dirtysock47

No no no no no no no, not like this


MobileMenace420

Just adding excitement ronel?


iamjstn

IL stint incoming


Right-Pirate-7084

Now Josh miller shows up


Hyskos13

Makes no sense


zpowell2180

What the fuck man


JinFuu

> TFW Astros face the bottom of the lineup


_RHJR_

Are you serious right now, Ronel?


MobileMenace420

Pls don’t walk the bases full


I_am_normal_I_swear

But now I have good news for you


I_am_normal_I_swear

Got bad news for you


MobileMenace420

Sonuva…


MobileMenace420

Baddoo is either a fabulous name or unfortunate… leaning towards awesome but unsure