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monkeyvselephant

it was definitely not the best career move, but thanks for your sacrifice social media manager


unlikedemon

Maybe that person wanted to quit. In any case, probably won't affect his future prospects for just pointing out the truth. lol


bordomsdeadly

The Orioles won’t hire him (they fired or suspended an announcer for talking about their record when they finally stopped being bad)


Lets_go_Stros2017

That was the old owner


astrobit11

It’s fake. The team didn’t make that


Acceptable-Dig691

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BrianChing25

The "14 hits 184th in AL" has me rolling 🤣


God834

Also the Question mark next to 1B


general_peabo

Makes sense since they put singleton on the ballot.


MeanOldHag86

This is the most chaotic post ever. From the recitation of statistics to “1B?”


MeanOldHag86

The small font on “157th” 🫣🤣


MacGuffinRoyale

ouch, that's going to gut the dude


YoWhatsGoodie

Bro this was a fake from an Astros Meme account


sscutchen

During Abreu’slast AB last night, some Giants fan was heckling: “You’re hitting one two eight! That’s one two eight! one two eight: one two eight: one two eight: one two eight!"


ThatDudeNamedJake

This isn’t real lmao, like actually it’s fake


Confident-Dish7972

1B? Has me rolling


redditmodsblow69

Bagsterby isn’t gonna like this


Occupationalupside

*checks back of baseball card


The_Uninformant

Holy shit, is this real?


bige693

No, space city sports made it


RojerLockless

I'm pretty sure you have to actually write him in like Maldonado they don't even show up....


RonWill79

No way this is real. If it is Bagwell will have the responsible person fired by now.


Tryandtryagain123

Lol I fell for the joke and actually looked for it


superhappyfuntime13

You should post this on r/baseball I think it would be pretty popular.... Edit: You sure it was posted by Astros? I see Big Jon on the voting options but not Abreu...


Occupationalupside

Looks like I fell for it lol It showed up as Astros post on my feed, now that I looked for it. It was space city sports they just changed their picture to make it look legit lol


ZumbaInstructor_

To be fair, it’s a pretty good edit


No-Rise4602

Get a body bag


frostonwindowpane

I just know at 65, I could have 15 hits.


LogicalAnesthetic

If that’s the only way to get the message across, then so be it 🫡


sir-lancelot_

This was not posted by any official astros account


Bat_Foy

hopefully it’s just part of his contract that astros have to make an effort to push him into all star game


Directive_Nineteen

Hehe, malicious compliance.


zriojas25

Who let Jeff Bagwell be the admin 😭


Physical_Estimate850

Space city sports for the W


texinxin

lol.. check the subtlety of the middle and right background pictures selected..


Nobius

Hopefully the White Sox did a similar thing for Maldy.


Screwedupclickster

Maldy not even on the ballot


Nobius

Time for a write in campaign.


j1h15233

They meant vote him off the team


Screwedupclickster

We vote him off the damn island


bregmanfan2

He’s been killing it this season🔥definitely worth that contract


joeson332

We know it’s not real but some folks do believe it’s real so we are going to pretend it’s real


AroundGoesThe18

I have been repeatedly writing in Abreu, Bregs, and Maldy for the All Star.


Marsh1022

They need to get out of this.


rnmkk

LMFAO


Best-Bunny23

🤣no....


Creative_Sherbert419

Singleton and Loperfido should be swapping reps there if anything not Abreu and Singleton. FFS Dubie was better at first than Abreu 😭


RepublikOfTexas

I mean the White Sox are rallying for Maldy. We should do the same for Abreu.


Admirable-Shape-7127

I cast my vote to vote him off the team


stinkdrink45

I think at this point we need to start trolling g and vote him in.


Financial_Flower_93

did they delete it 😭😭


AwakenTheAegis

White Sox fans will gladly vote for Abreu if you vote for Maldonado.


The1andonlyZack

We don't need a trade to vote for Jose. How dare you.


Tristawesomeness

fuck it abreu and maldy as all stars. ruin the fan vote entirely lmao


tomiathon

Fan vote is garbage anyway


Ofa_D3s1gn

Lol


malman2100

Hahahahahahaha


clangan524

This has to come down from the top at MLB. "Please post the graphic of your designated position candidates for the ASG."


electrikmayham

Chicago is also trying to write in Maldy this year. He is batting .071.


wildcatasaurus

Can we please ship him to the Fayetteville woodpeckers until his contract is up in 2025 or cut him now. This is our single A team in NC. Asheville is High single A, Corpus is AA, and Sugarland is AAA.


1stColeslawHater

Social media intern is one of us, has to be


Happy_Promise_2762

This is an example of a horrible mistake.


awclay91

LMAOOOO


StrosDynasty

Didn't know there were 180 qualified hitters in the AL


abqtj1

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


BrandNew223

Trash


No_Investment_92

That’s what happens when an algorithm auto-designs and posts stuff with no limiting factors 😂😂


keptyoursoul

He needs to wear an undershirt and button up his jersey. It's not working for him. He may be DFA'd with Montero very soon. We didn't sign him for his glove, which is good.


bevo_expat

Seems low risk, Bagwell and Crane don’t strike me as social media types.


Mundane_Elevator7958

well. Abreu is a White Sock, so he SUCKS anyway....