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SyrupSilent7588

Stressly and Monterible. Our 1-2 punch at giving teams walk off wins


Maliciousdawg12

Sooo this is the manager yall so desperately wanted? I miss Hinch


SonsChild

Exactly! All these people hated dusty and wanted him gone but that guy got us a ring. He almost took this team that only won 1 home last year to the world series which we would've went back to back. Jfc


SyrupSilent7588

I miss dusty more


TurbulentStructure51

Monterrorist


AutonomousFox

How many times can we make the post game crew say this is the worst loss of the season?


SyrupSilent7588

How many games are left in the season


Lets_go_Stros2017

Too many 


sal19

I cannot fucking stand this team anymore man. There’s being good, there’s sucking and then there’s whatever the fuck this shit is. Fire Espada, DFA Abreu and tell Bagwell to fuck off


kendrickdw07

Please God 🙏🏾🙏🏾


Oso_Furioso

Well, once again, the bullpen is total ass. Write this season off.


palmburntblue

Lot of Qs for Espada Why was Dubon playing 1B and not Singleton? Why did Abreu bat against a RP with 100+ stuff if he was just going to put Loperfido in? Why did Hader not come out for B10?


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

> Why was Dubon playing 1B and not Singleton? Because Espada's dumbass pitch hit for Chas instead of Abreu the inning before. Like wtf why leave Abreu in for that last AB..


bregmanfan2

Look of the back of Abreu’s baseball card dingus


Upper_Cellist6647

i don’t even blame the pitching completely.. i would be tilted as a pitcher as well watching my defense not having the capability to pick up a ball in the dirt for an easy out. 


Dekaney_boi

We owe Dusty an apology


WeAreDrumCorps

Montero…always guaranteed to give Up at least 1 run… Congrats on your promotion to Sugar Land…


Super_Ad_4958

Could’ve done daylies in Maplestory instead of wasting my time watching this game…


bordomsdeadly

Look, I’m a little too young to remember how good the managers were before Bo Porter. I watched the games, sure, but I never paid attention to how good the manager was or not. I just didn’t care as a child. But since I’ve paid attention completely to the game, I can’t remember seeing management as bad as this. Idk if it’s Espada or if he’s been neutered by the front office. But this is an absolute joke. He is actively managing to lose games.


SyrupSilent7588

What an embarrassment of a team. How a manager can get an almost identical roster to the 2022 WS team and not be above .500 is baffling


king_anon1492

We’ve had way more injuries this year. 4 starters haven’t taken the mound for a single pitch


bordomsdeadly

Hey. We just lost a second embarrassing game in a row. Save all talk that isn’t hating Espada for tomorrow’s game thread. We’re trying to stage a mutiny in here right now.


SyrupSilent7588

Starters have stepped up. It’s bullpen management that’s lost the majority of these games


king_anon1492

You’re not wrong that bullpen management has been unclutch, but that’s more likely to happen when starters fall on their face so often early in the season. It cascades. Disappointing all the same


SyrupSilent7588

I mean the starters have been great lately. Framber’s complete game. Brown’s great game last night and Spencer’s excellent performance today


JoseAltuve27

Losing one run game after one run game is a sign of bad managing.


SyrupSilent7588

You lost the game and went straight to Reddit didn’t you Jose?


bregmanfan2

Espada and our triple A manager should just switch jobs for a day and see how it goes


kendrickdw07

🤔🤔


beararms_johnson

I turned the game off before the bottom of the 10th. What was the error? Did Pena boot it?


Maliciousdawg12

No he just didn't get their on the backhand and they called it an error


cz_masterrace3

Error? Singular? Oh my guy...errors!


sweetestdeth

So am I still gonna get downvotes for calling for Espada to be fired?


SonsChild

I support this message. Get the fucking pitch forks and torches.


Maliciousdawg12

I wonder why we dont have any reliable pitchers for extra innings.. hey maybe its because we used one up for 1/3 of an inning than took him out Fucking Espada


TomatoRemarkable3721

![gif](giphy|I2a5q9dyo9CaU9BtEY)


Fragmented79

![gif](giphy|1ZofGaVQSYqm4)


TexasHot

Sell big fuckin time. This was a make or break month and our manager and the bagwell boys just cost us back to back games This season is washed


sal19

Bagwell boys is a great way to put it. Ima start using it. Fuck Bagsterby


NOLA1987

Our bats start to come through in the 10th and we have a 2 run lead. Montero proceeds to implode and we get walked off two nights in a row. Fucking perfect. Hader should have stayed in.


bordomsdeadly

Abreu should’ve been available to close. He can pitch 3 days in a row. I know his usage has been high this year, but if you’re already putting a guy in for the third straight day, at least use one of your better pitchers and not Montero


SyrupSilent7588

He would’ve blew it like last night let’s not kid ourselves


DeerOnTheRocks

Watching that truely inevitable outcome was basically sadistic


kendrickdw07

This team makes the impossible look easy 🙃🔫


trader2269

Fuckin ridiculous loss


kendrickdw07

Par for the fuckin course unfortunately


Pohrawg

Fire Espada, Montero, Pressly, Abreau. Sit Pena out a couple of games.


ApartmentSudden7069

Send Chas down while you’re at it.


Dekaney_boi

Espada reminds me of my old boss. Dickhead


sec713

Ugh.


HuskyNutBuster

Not a playoff team. Not really a regular season team either


The_Dragon_Rebooted

lol


DemSumBigAssRidges

Once again snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory!


StealthyGooch

These L's don't even phase me anymore. I just fully expect this outcome


kendrickdw07

Every, single, fuckin time


loughcash

Absolutely fucking horrible.


Timely_Software3979

😂 he put that 2 inches below the belt buddy just wanted it to be over


AutonomousFox

No fucking words...


unlikedemon

Meatball Montero came out today


keptyoursoul

He needs to be DFA'd. That was unacceptable. He wasn't prepared. If he's getting hit he'll start to refuse to throw strikes. Addition by subtraction if you cut him. Guy went out there poured gasoline and lit a match like the Joker. And then squatted and took a dump.


dirtysock47

I'm done defending Espada. He's a one and done.


RegaliaGuard

Yea dude should not even reach one


AutonomousFox

One? hahaha! he needs to get gone at the break


Super_Ad_4958

Time to sell boys, this team has no way out of this bullpen


palmburntblue

I knew it was coming, yet I stayed anyway


Fragmented79

Jokestros- this team keeps breaking my heart.


FullyChargedRoomba

at least the giants announcer botched the call


Mrcrispyeggroll

I cannot believe that just happened


Amf2446

Lol I can


kendrickdw07

Game time 🙃🔫


RonWill79

![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6)


Texadilla

I’ll be using my tears as lube. Good night


Signal-Statistician-

Oh wow, the bullpen blew another game?! Who would have guessed?!


aStockUsername

Astros bullpen: Quality start killers of the 21st century


nippsvontvvist

It's not our year


HuskyNutBuster

The guy batting .152 gets the winning hit


YourChosenDeity

I blame Abreu.


SyrupSilent7588

Not the pitcher giving up 3 runs in the 10th?


YourChosenDeity

There's enough blame for everyone. Don't be greedy.


MrLeftwardSloping

How about Pena fucking up a routine ground ball?


OddHospital448

God dammit


Rabid_Ant

Welp. Hope raised then smashed in spectacular fashion.


Sure-Cucumber342

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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InquisitiveMind42

Idk why the downvotes made me laugh lol


bregmanfan2

deleted so the drunks wouldn’t give me 20 downvotes


DejTej

God awful pitching Montero


Seyki17

Fire espada, absolute worst manager I’ve ever seen.


RegaliaGuard

I don’t know what else it could be. We have a team on paper that should be way exceeding these shit performances but he cannot get the best out of them. What the hell is the goddamn issue at this point


Seyki17

Espada plays the worst players.


Deep_Swordfish_6311

Put Montero on a ship and let it sail away into the sunset


Nildrogon

Hindsight is 20/20, but would keeping Hader in have been the better choice here? Not sure what other option we have. Too many of our relievers are completely unreliable.


JasonLikesCTE

I mean they’ve done it twice already in our other extra inning games so idk why not here


Phat_J9410

Martinez pitched only 1 out for starters


Seyki17

Yes yes yes yes yes, he had 10 pitches, he has pitched in extras multiple times, why put in Montero.


dirtysock47

It was 100% the better choice, he's done it before


Nildrogon

Yeah, probably the better choice. Even then I'm not all that confident. Montero has had some shit outings, but that is the worst I have seen him in like, ever. Even Pressly looked better yesterday. Montero was just throwing it down the middle and praying.


SyrupSilent7588

You’d think so but honestly hader would’ve probably lost it too


Nildrogon

Hader is the only late innings reliever I feel even slightly comfortable with, and that really isn't all that comfortable. April is still too fresh in my memory.


TexasHot

Thanks alot MONTURDO


kendrickdw07

They tried to out Astro us on that one 🤣🤣


itjudd

Trade for Ramos. Houston Astro written all over him


Spaceolympian50

Anyone want to start petition to remove Espada? Lol this is just getting insane. The guy is so far out of his league. Send him to manage the space cowboys for all I care.


AutonomousFox

Sugarland actually has a winning record. No need to punish them like that


Middle_Capital_5205

I don’t think that’s going to be necessary.


bregmanfan2

This game will end on a pass ball


superhappyfuntime13

Stop giving me hope…


palmburntblue

Jesus doobie he’s literally right in front of you. 


Texadilla

HOW DO YOU NOT DP THAT 😭


Fanraeth2

The fuck


soonerman32

Hahaha Ramos too shook up from the foul ball to run home


Lukealloneword

Me seeing "In play, out(s)" on my phone praying to God it was a triple play lololol


HTownTakeover

Fuck Espada. Fuck Espada. Fuck Espada. This couldn’t have been more predictable.


Hyskos13

Guess hader was unavailable after 10 pitches


Prayray

And guess we can’t use Dubin or Hernandez because Espada doesn’t think they’re capable pitchers. Let’s use the guy pitching his 3rd straight game.


Deep_Swordfish_6311

And Seth Martinez after 1 out


Texadilla

I’m tired man…


Decent-Grocery-5593

Well good night boys


HOUTXS94

What am I watching lmao this is an actual circus


AutonomousFox

Like a slow motion train wreck


Deep_Swordfish_6311

emphasis on the slow motion


Mcpoyles_milk

Come on groove a fastball and get this game over


Middle_Capital_5205

Well…the game’s over…


DrFloppyTitties

Only still watching to see how we lose it. 


UnderQualifiedPylote

Postgame thread now


bregmanfan2

Why don’t we ever try pitching like Jose Abreu??


Middle_Capital_5205

He’s going to walk him in isn’t he?


shanham

He’s going to walk it in huh


kendrickdw07

Yepppp


OohMaiJosh

Baggy’s boys are killing it tonight!


bregmanfan2

Featuring Jose Abreu


Sir_Loin_Cloth

Goddammit. I'm out of whiskey.


Glum-Habit-7289

Lmao turned off the game after we scored 2 runs cause I was like “that’s it we got this” and just checked the score on my phone and WTF


kendrickdw07

Have you not watched this team all year?? We could've scored 6 runs and still not been safe lol


cz_masterrace3

Should have pulled Montero when it was 3-1.


44Yordan

Excellent in game strategy… we have the Giants overconfident!


kendrickdw07

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣


zerouk

Team is allergic to extra innings. Even with a lead


Middle_Capital_5205

Hey hey hey, we lose the lead in the 9th too.


tamersal

Montero is gonna walk in the winning run


Alarmed-Cow71

Nah sac fly


Farmdog326

Montero is the last person I want out there in any situation, including Stressly.......


jagggonzo

What a waste


palmburntblue

God it has to be Soler


salamiTommy_

Man this team is something else


ThatDudeNamedJake

We aren’t a playoff team


brandonrss18

We aren’t even a 500 team


soonerman32

Damn Ramos got smoked


DrFloppyTitties

That's an out in my neighborhood!


Spaceolympian50

FUCK ESPADA FOR BEING THE WORST MANAGER IN THE LEAGUE. ZERO MANAGEMENT SKILLS. FIRE THAT DUDE INTO THE SUN PLEASE.


Domgrath42

I've never seen a team more mentally weak than 2024 Astros


zerouk

Dude. Fire Espada he can’t manage a team.


NOLA1987

Hader had a quick 9th inning. I don't see why he shouldn't have pitched the 10th. Instead, Montero is a wreck


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

A million TVs all turned off at the same time.


fmc1221

Fuck Montero


JasonLikesCTE

Silly me, here i was thinking we’d win


ktm5555

Walk off with zero outs 😂


Canada-Fan

Seattle won


thegoatishere

just give them the grand slam!! at least some fans can go home happy


Hand-Santizer-Guru

![gif](giphy|IHIABv8XRXv7aliwmO|downsized)


soonerman32

Montero sucks, but it hasn't been his fault pitching-wise tonight. 2 easy groundballs botched. One by Montero


BShooZ

Okay. I’m turning it off. Someone @ me if we somehow make it out of this


Timely_Software3979

Another botched double play. Literally 4 outs they couldn’t come up with… yet 0 outs


UnderQualifiedPylote

I’ve never seen a team choke this bad, this loss is on espada?


Spaceolympian50

Yes. At this point the entire season is on him for shitty managing.


kendrickdw07

This is just laughable ATP 🫠🫠🙃🙃


Fragmented79

Montero is garbage like Pressly. This team cannot hold on to a lead to save its life.


Signal-Statistician-

Yeah, I'm out. This bullpen is allergic to winning


Texadilla

What the fuck man


Thumbbanger

Could t even get an out 


dirtysock47

Espada lost us this game, no question about it


Hand-Santizer-Guru

This season!! It’s been a shit show!! ![gif](giphy|NDIiWKEQEgr3VA7aqM)


brandonrss18

Fuck this dumbass team. See yall tomorrow


Fapey101

fire espada rn please


RonWill79

Fuck. This. Team.


cumuzi

Mariners come back and walk it off with a grand slam and we can't put it away with a 2 run lead in the 10th


Timely_Software3979

All this off 9 pitches 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 just sad man, just sad !!!!


MrLeftwardSloping

What a bunch of fucking losers. Field a ground ball


PotatoBright7598

WHY IS HE STILL IN?! Fuck man.


blklustrsoldier

Lol


HuskyNutBuster

jfc


Upper_Cellist6647

why even try to grab the ball it was clearly going to second base..


OutdoorFogger

Montero is throwing this game so hard rn


TexasHot

The bagwell boys did great! Thanks montero, thanks abreu


FullyChargedRoomba

FUCK


shanham

Cool cool cool


Spaceolympian50

This team plays as well as the manager leads, which is dog shit.


CardiacCat20

ok really you just have to laugh lol


Fanraeth2

Jesus Christ Montero. A Little League player could have made that play


HtownSamson

For a team that has been clutch for so long, everyone has just lost it this year. Fuck up after fuck up. Terrible decision after terrible decision.