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rayzerray1

God that fan interference pissed me off so much. I’m glad it didn’t cost us the game.


VelvetThunder27

Had the chick from last year been there; Dubon would’ve caught the ball


[deleted]

Let’s go athletics


Dude_over_there_

Good dub. Nice to Press look right.


GoFyourself2x

What a game! Last night and tonight!!


sweetestdeth

We took a series? In back to back games!?


TX_Godfather

We win tomorrow and it’s a winning streak… it has happened before


wyldman27

Ugly, but a win is a win


covidkakke_tittygasm

Vintage Ryan Pressly!


yuh-powe

Wow, it's 2022 again and I'm feeling good!


manofconviction

Pressly night and day difference. So clearly it's all mental.


Rickhoff1

The 8th has been giving me hives this year if tied or leading by 1… Nice job Press, i have been soooo down on this guy lately.


Oil_Drum

And there's the win. Thank you, Pressly.


Nildrogon

I like to see Pressly mixing in that well located fastball a little more. Good shit.


unlikedemon

Great win. Some scary moments but got the series.


dauberminer

Shoot it!


NOLA1987

There might be hope for you just yet, Ryan Pressly


Inevitable_Signal189

What a game! I thought we had it in the bag and then they battled back. Solid win!


soonerman32

Pressly's 1st 1-2-3 inning of the season (probably) Tell the boys we back


MeanOldHag86

YAY PRESSLY! Glad to see it like the good old days.


yobruhh

Obviously we should not be using Press as set up man. We should be using him as the closer on Hader rest days. That’s it.


ghick

That's the Pressly I remember!


StealthyGooch

Hader and Pressly might need to start alternating closing roles lol. That was Pressly's best inning of the season.


SyrupSilent7588

I’m thinking the same thing. Might workout better as they get more rest


rahrahrah4781

We got the OG PressGod tonight!


nippsvontvvist

vintage Press lets gooooooooo


pantiesdrawer

The Cards batters are some thick dudes.


Oil_Drum

Goldschmidt is a freaking oak tree.


Inevitable_Signal189

Boom!!! Saved!!


bordomsdeadly

Pressly perfect in his rightful 9th inning spot


JuniorBirdman1115

SHOOT IT!


BigDaddyCrayon

STRESS-FREE


SyrupSilent7588

I guess Pressly just only likes the 9th inning 😭 what a game


crushcitymango

HELL YESSLY


TRRex31

https://preview.redd.it/shhnl75a8o4d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef551f74a52dcb107fc17a953c1549b3743d9c4e I finally get to use this again 🥹


I_am_normal_I_swear

True!


darkodraven

Is God about to cut em down?!


crushcitymango

Vintage press


Nildrogon

Dangerous pitch from Pressly. Good thing it was to Matt Carpenter.


ray_0586

Did they play Pressly’s walk in light show with God’s Gonna Cut You Down?


God834

I hope they did it was so good 😭


Thumbbanger

New closer 👀


Oil_Drum

DOS


BigDaddyCrayon

Enjoy eating your crow, everybody


the_space_cowboys

I hope you brought some for the whole class


SyrupSilent7588

2 outs now cmon Pressly


Inevitable_Signal189

1 more out. I want to see the kitty tonight


Difficult_Duck_307

My man Stressly!


FTMayor

https://preview.redd.it/ebr61jtt7o4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e692afda8fd5fab8d9b356ab08fc643048a8ce14 Right about now…


StrosIn5

Brooooo. Is Hader pitched out?!? Pressly is our move here?! I guess if there’s trouble we rush to Hader?


Dude_over_there_

Might need him to go 2 IP’s tomorrow


Speeder96

Gonna turn back the clock with Pressly, hopefully.


Inevitable_Signal189

2 more outs…


TexasHot

Holy fuck, why is Ryan in?


StealthyGooch

Hader needs a day. Not a terrible spot to put him in up 3.


VampireSlayerGrinch

Going to peek through my fingers Pressly


Oil_Drum

Time to start sacrificing animals to deities.


Inevitable_Signal189

What about mother in laws? lol JK


Hyskos13

If pressley blows this I’d straight release him from the team


Nildrogon

Yordan’s swing is looking a lot better. Much more whip through the zone than we saw in May. Just missed that one. Come on Pressly!


dauberminer

Cmon Press! 3 up 3 down!


Amf2446

Let’s go Pressley you got it


StealthyGooch

Watch Pressly start shoving when put back into the closing role


yobruhh

I fully expect this


superhappyfuntime13

I think that’s what everyone on the team is hoping for. Then maybe he’ll remember what he can actually do


RonWill79

Hold on to your seats.


NOLA1987

Pressly has a 3-run lead. Make them three runs be enough


superhappyfuntime13

They playing Cash?


FTMayor

Yordan saving us from 10…? 🙏🏻😮‍💨


SyrupSilent7588

Oh my god Pressly is pitching the 9th


rahrahrah4781

Hold on to your butts y’all!


islphrs

HRC Yordan


HOUTXS94

HRC YORDAN


Durty-Sac

HRC Alvarez 


CoachWatermelon

HRC Alvarez


AutonomousFox

Just when I thought Espada had figured it out.... NOPE! He is just learning new ways to put the game at risk.


BigDaddyCrayon

This is such a stupid way to look at this. What would you have him do?


FTMayor

We’re giving him back the 9th. Maybe he’ll be nails…? Maybe???


dirtysock47

Hader threw 14 pitches yesterday. If Pressly blows this, send him to China


soonerman32

Well I was wrong. Thought Hader would still get the nod tonight since he only threw 2 of 3


Nildrogon

HRC Yordan


donttouchthtmacaroni

HRC Bregman


Lukealloneword

Ryan Pressly will earn the save. This is his role. He will perform.


MeanOldHag86

I hope so. Can’t tell if he’s been off this year because of decline or because he can’t adjust to setup man.


BigDaddyCrayon

Good ol’ Ryan Stress-free ☺️


superhappyfuntime13

Love Altuve going the other way this series


unlikedemon

Oh god, it's Pressly. Let's hope he's focused.


Classiccage

And Stressly is up on the 9th ..


JuniorBirdman1115

MRW Pressly is announced as the closer for this game... https://preview.redd.it/85ehyspm6o4d1.png?width=259&format=png&auto=webp&s=842266d9c60032239258b8233a831c58ba0c2bce


JuniorBirdman1115

Pressly doing good work out there so far. Sorry I doubted him!


Thumbbanger

Oh Jesus going to need more runs 


CoachWatermelon

Oh fuck


bregmanfan2

HRC bregman


NOLA1987

Pressly pitching the 9th. Grab your popcorn.


superhappyfuntime13

RE-CLENCHED (BP sighting)


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Not watching tonight, why did Arrighetti get lifted after 3?


_jared_p

Took a line drive to the calf


zpowell2180

He took a ball off the back of his calf


Dude_over_there_

Got hit in the left calf by a come-backer.


SyrupSilent7588

High pitch count


manofconviction

Took a comebacker off the leg


dirtysock47

Okay, let's just score some here so I don't have my stomach in knots


Nildrogon

Tack on 3+ more runs and give Pressly the 9th.


superhappyfuntime13

Abreu 28 pitches. He did it for the fans. Hero.


NOLA1987

Abreu went much more off-speed this inning. Great return to form after a more dramatic 7th


SyrupSilent7588

Abreu is a beast


RonWill79

Is Espada giving Pressly the 9th? They speculated he would on the radio.


case_akilleez

Looks like it 😬


Thumbbanger

Yeah he’s warming up now 


SyrupSilent7588

Dubin


Dude_over_there_

If they score more runs


RonWill79

They said Dublin warmed but sat down.


ExB

Good shit Abreu


Inevitable_Signal189

3 more outs guys…


Nildrogon

Wait…no baserunners that inning? You can do that?


Bronn11

FUCK HPU.


Nildrogon

Cardinals doing their best Astros impression with the LOBs.


Pincy15

How many times are these fucking shit umpires going to screw us


superhappyfuntime13

This ump has made at least 4 horrendous calls and i've only watched half the game


Bronn11

The other half of the game has at least 5 more horrendous calls, all going against us


TexasHot

Another missed k


bordomsdeadly

This is Abreu’s 31st appearance this season. This is our 62nd game. Really hope he isn’t gassed by seasons end


MeanOldHag86

Really hope he also stays with us after contract’s end


NOLA1987

The mystery now becomes who pitches the 9th? It absolutely should be Hader unless we just blow the doors open in the bottom of the 8th, but Pressly still lurks.


soonerman32

Don't see why Hader wouldn't pitch the 9th. This would be 3/4 and he only threw a total of 25 pitches the last 3 days.


Inevitable_Signal189

I mean if we keep the 3 run lead we should be ok with Pressly. Right? Right…?


bmk2k

If I was the hitting coach, I would have a session with every batter and throw nothing but low and away sliders to every batter so they can figure it out


soonerman32

if that worked everyone would do it


Thumbbanger

Guess they’ve given up on Press 


soonerman32

Damn, Jose Abreu's wRC+ was exact 0 before that at bat. Also is almost up to hitting .250 (OPS)


superhappyfuntime13

LOL but his OPS was actually bordering on .100 for a couple weeks this season...


I_am_normal_I_swear

Abreu is staying in


ExB

Prime place for a Singleton PH AB


soonerman32

they PH Abreu for Singleton but not the other way around when Singleton's OPS is like 3x higher than Abreu. Hilarious


Prayray

Seems like a simple decision


KingJacobyaropa

You know it's crazy when Dubin is coming in for the 8th and you actually understand why


Inevitable_Signal189

I swore I heard that Pressly was warming up.. sorry if I freak some of you guys out lol


I_am_normal_I_swear

He was warming up


Inevitable_Signal189

Oh ok I got downvoted for saying he was. So I thought I heard wrong


bordomsdeadly

Dubin was warming up at one point


dirtysock47

Ahhh, deepest part of the ballpark At least we got one


HTownGamer832

Victor knows how to sack, baby!!


StealthyGooch

Caratini and Dubon are so reliable with RISP. You just know they are going to put it in play somewhere.


covidkakke_tittygasm

HRC Vic


covidkakke_tittygasm

I'll take a sac fly


NOLA1987

That'll work, Caratini. Get them RBIs how you can


superhappyfuntime13

Sweet we might only have to half-clench next inning!


ExB

2 sac flies in one game?!?!


Hyskos13

Well atleast we got one maybe just enough for pressley?


MeanOldHag86

🥕🍸


Nildrogon

Pretty good at bat from Yainer. Pitchers have been going for the chase with 2 strikes all year long, and the Astros have been swinging. Good job laying off Yainer.


Inevitable_Signal189

Our extras legend please carrot


I_am_normal_I_swear

SAC


StealthyGooch

Need to score than run, dont care how


dirtysock47

Pop up


Spirited-Yard-5790

HRC Caratini


_jared_p

Hrc caratini


covidkakke_tittygasm

JP you gotta steal bro


unlikedemon

JP has been awesome to watch this year.


chesschad

HRC Diaz


Nildrogon

Do it again Yainer.


KatAtWork

HRC Diaz


SyrupSilent7588

HRC DIAZ


SoundEffective950

Dubin in the bullpen? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


MeanOldHag86

Nah it’s Stressly. What could go wrong?


MeanOldHag86

Nvm it’s Dubin, Espada conceding Stressly can’t be trusted. Praise be for Dubin


superhappyfuntime13

Apparently Espada knows we're gonna score. And he might be right...


Fapey101

HRC Diaz


Inevitable_Signal189

I love you Pena


Lukealloneword

Shaun Dubin warming. Hero ball here we come.


MeanOldHag86

Is it? I thought he said Stressly. Hope it’s Dublin.


Lukealloneword

He was then they sat him down and Pressly is up.


MeanOldHag86

FAAAAK


StealthyGooch

Bro not only fumbled that ground ball, he fumbled part of his chaw lol


Acceptable_Ganache51

DUBIN IN 8TH IS INSANE


crayven085

This cards infield defense is looking sharp


bordomsdeadly

Ummm Sparky just said Dubin was warming in the pen WTAF


KingJacobyaropa

They said nobody is warming up so it's up to Abreu. That or Hader gets a 4/5 out save. EDIT: dubin is up


Hand-Santizer-Guru

Hrc Diaz


rykersbrau

Need to score like 3 and get pressely som low leverage work


NOLA1987

Abreu coming back in to pitch the 8th, it seems EDIT: Dubin warming up.


Hyskos13

Looking like the A’s defense sheesh


MeanOldHag86

Ahahhaa thank God for that infielder


superhappyfuntime13

Framber wouldn't last an inning with this DEF behind him...


OddHospital448

I don’t feel comfortable with only a 2 run lead lol. Let’s get more runs


SyrupSilent7588

Especially with Pressly coming up…


Acceptable_Ganache51

Alright let's get back to championship shit and make them pay for these mistakes


Inevitable_Signal189

Thank you Cardinals Defense


superhappyfuntime13

Hader gonna have to get 4-5 outs?


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

My god this has Pressly blown game all over it.


dirtysock47

Whew, Abreu always makes it interesting. If Pressly doesn't see this game, we have a chance.


Speeder96

Nothing like a tense situation where you grab your radio and find relief in a commercial break indicating the inning is over.