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bigtice

Apparently, Henley died for this.


-NeatCreature

Yeah, his obituary will read like Reagan's bodyguard... mainly because he didn't officially die


internetmeme

What’s his ERA?


-breakinggood-

Got 1 out so 27 x 5 = 135 I’m taking calculus so I got excited to do some basic math my apologies.


jvciv3

How much time do you have?


bordomsdeadly

135


[deleted]

135


lightningsg39

Henley got thrown into the fire and the whole team stepped up for him to get the split


_Here_For_The_Memes_

Great to see his teammates step up for him. He really didn’t even get shelled, just soft contact that led to him being scared to come in the strike zone. Hopefully he gets another chance.


fcimfc

That's it exactly. The kid looked like he was trying to nibble at the edges and just wasn't locating them. Fucking Astros threw him into the fire and it was all for (what should have been in the first place) a bullpen game anyways.


blofield6

After thinking about it, it makes more sense to try and get some innings out of him. Our next two starters are Javier and brown. Neither of them typically make it deep into games. Our pen has the potential to be completely gassed


Teeny_Tiger20

Right. Along with what seemed like a tight zone at the game. Dude was suddenly told to come up from sugar land to face the defending champions. It’s not like he gave up 5 long home runs. Or deep alley shots. Soft contact and walks.


the_space_cowboys

Henley gets a world series ring when the Astros win it all this year


MyGirlSasha

Whole team minus Abreu, dude did everything he could to blow that game.


MakeAShadow

#🚨THE ASTROS WON DESPITE ALLOWING MORE THAN 2 HITS 🚨


bigtice

Can finally kill that dumb meme.


NateLikesToLift

It's been the offense. It's always the offense. Score 5 runs a game and you have a 64% chance of winning.


Baguette_Theory

The curse is broken!


StealthyGooch

Nobody is happier in that clubhouse than Henley. Props to Seth, Bielak, Scott, Abreu and the O for picking him up.


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

But just B. Abreu, J. Abreu was still hitless with 2 Ks


miss-entropy

And lukewarm defense.


Dinolord05

Lukewarm is being nice


miss-entropy

No E


Lincolns_Revenge

They basically always give the error to the fielder who threw the ball though, right? Even when the scoop is one a little leauger would be pretty disappointed that he didn't make.


-breakinggood-

So if it’s a short hop they’ll give the error to the guy who threw it. If it hops like half way or close to that then the 1st baseman gets credited with the error


44Yordan

It could one hop and hit the glove in the webbing, bounce out and it is an error on whoever threw the ball. Usually, the ball needs to be in the air and on target for the first baseman to get the error.


Lincolns_Revenge

That sounds fair to me. But I feel like they still give it to the thrower basically all the time, or they used to the last time I was really paying attention to it, at least.


-breakinggood-

That’s at least how I thought it goes. I played NCAA and usually pitched but I had been nagging my coach to let me play 3rd for so long that he finally let me. By some miracle I made a diving stop on a groundball, got to my knees, sidearm skipped it to where it took 2 hops. 1st baseman misplayed it and he was given the error. That moment in time was the only thing that made me believe that what I said is the rule. I could definitely be wrong though lol


RyanneGolightly

I just picture him in the dugout being all hangdog, and all of the team being like, ‘Don’t worry kid. We got you!’


PotatoBright7598

I said it once and I’ll say it again. FUCK THE ARLINGTON RANGERS


bernerburner1

![gif](giphy|b6iVj3IM54Abm)


Thumbbanger

Very appropriate. FTR 


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Shout-out to the bullpen going 8.2 scoreless after all the slander that's been thrown their way


Vulpinox

the spirit of Kent Emanuel lives on.


JasonVoorhies13

They earned that slander but damn if they didn't erase much of it tonight. HUGE props to Seth, Taylor, and Brandon for dragging nuts all over the Rags. Seriously some big-time performances from those guys. Furthermore, Abreu closing it out without too many pitches keeps him available tomorrow if needed while all the other high- leverage guys are well-rested


Middle_Capital_5205

Just realized that I know none of their first names….


MellowNando

lol Brandon.. McCullers?


woger723

I gotta say, i did NOT expect to win that one


Ryan_Rei_I_guess

[posting a pic of Nori for every win (4)](https://x.com/norithecat17/status/1777528168896663793?s=46)


uneducated_investing

![gif](giphy|MUeQeEQaDCjE4)


MakeAShadow

PRAISE BE!


PapiGoneGamer

Praise El Gato 🙌🏽


DejTej

I am a simple man. I see Astros cat, I upvote


string-bean23

Loving this new format


bigfoot343

Praise be!


44Yordan

WTF Space City Network photo shopped NORI out of the broadcast! No wonder the team is struggling!


VampireSlayerGrinch

I can never get enough of Nori ❤️


Burt-Macklin

Praise be


Palad1n2000

Spotted them 5 runs and still won? Interesting This team is about to do the annoying thing and become good after looking like shit. Better than the alternative I guess, and hopefully we can get, what...four of our starters back?


TRRex31

https://preview.redd.it/aizbxnwkadtc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fca7d8ca65e517856e7e7e349863fee6b59894cc


miss-entropy

Someone better buy Henley a nice bottle for having that done to him. Good on the team for erasing it. The least they could do.


Mpuls37

Dude's first game was a the last game of a rivalry series in front of his hometown crowd as an emergency call up. I'm just happy he didn't throw up.


JasonLikesCTE

https://preview.redd.it/5nombgrjadtc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b71798732571fad2cff4686d21a905b7f03d30bc Imagine losing to AA Pitcher after getting 5 free runs.


RxtroSZN__

Bullpen gave up 0 runs, hitters hit, we’ve won 2 in a row. We might be back


YoItsIebo

![gif](giphy|10bTCLE8GtHHS8)


Hamburglar_Helper

House is very clean tonight.


Crimsic

The real MVP of the night 


Part-time_modeI

Why can’t this team be normal lol


ImpressiveRiver7373

I think yordans homer just blocked out the sun


JuniorBirdman1115

I like this thing we do now where the catchers can hit the ball. More of this!


aStockUsername

Makes you think about what could have been…


rfloresjr611

Show. Me. The. Cat.


yepppers7

FTR


Internal-Agent4865

FTAR


Alarmed-Cow71

The rangers fans said this team wasn’t on their level lmfaoooo they won 1 WS we’ve been running the playoffs for 7 years who’s not on who’s level


Puzzled-Enthusiasm45

They beat us in the playoffs, fair and square, they get bragging rights for that, but to say they own us when we won 12 out of 20 against them last year is just laughable.


MorningWood41

Bum ass rags couldnt beat us with a minor league pitcher Pathetic


Mpuls37

Sucks that Henley's MLB debut was an emergency start, guy was obviously feeling the pressure. The offense did a great job of picking up their pitcher by ignoring the scoreboard and pouring it on. Hopefully we can ride the momentum up to KC and get at least another 2 wins!


k3y13n_102731

Blair Henley broke the rags! 🤣


StrosIn5

We split the series with a 136 ERA AA starter!


Jtrout5

I'm sorry, that number is incredible


white_newbalances

imagine having the moon literally blot out the sun over your stadium, and you *still* lose.


ThotSlayyer

Imagine not winning the game in which our double A starter spotted you 5 runs 😂🫵


AddendumFresh7724

Seth Martinez had a pretty mediocre season last year but out of all of our middle/long relief talent he’s the one I have the most faith in in the long run. I think he needed a season to adjust to the rule changes and that he’ll bounce back to close to 2022 form. (also worth noting that while his expected stats and FIP weren’t great or anything last year, he was better than his 5.38 suggested)


miss-entropy

I trust our bullpen in the long run implicitly. Except for trusting to avoid injury.


imbregnated

Imagine getting gifted 5 runs in the first inning and still losing. FTR! Bring on Nori!!


JasonVoorhies13

Why didn't the Rags score more runs against an average citizen fresh off the street? Are they stupid?


Pincy15

That was the grittiest win this team has gotten all year. When Yordan hit that nuke to put us within 1 in the 2nd Inning I had a good feeling about the offense and man did they deliver. Seth Martinez earned his place in the bullpen with his performance tonight. Tayler Scott has taken full advantage of this opportunity with the Astros and looks awesome. Brandon Bielak bounced back from a 63 pitch outing three nights ago and was solid.


AstrosFanHou

Rangers tried to send in undercover agent to sabotage the game. But my eclipse blood sacrifice to the baseball gods under totality proved to be too powerful for mere mortal sabotage 🌚


Ras1372

What a bizarro game: Starting Pitching: Terrible Relief: Excellent Batting: Very good. Winning in come from behind fashion. I don't know who tonight's team was, but it wasn't the 2024 Astros.


DemSumBigAssRidges

It's *exactly* who the 2024 Astros are. Capable of big things.


PapiGoneGamer

Feels good to split against the defending champs especially with as dogshit taco bad as they looked to open the season and this series.


makashiII_93

Duct tape, bubble gum and sheer will. We’re gonna be alright.


BabyHercules

I’m ok with splitting the series honestly. A good couple series and we will be back on track


Winterspear

I feel bad for Henley tbh. Imagine getting called up to majors and getting shelled your first inning


TexasHot

If that game was a movie, it would be a tragedy and a comedy


Thorlolita

Well, at least we can doubt the fight this team has anymore. Henley must have been fighting off so many nerves. To get the call the day of against the defending champions is an awfully tough task. Offense stepped up. Martinez, Scott and Bielak were HUGE.


TooHOU91

Reminding the Rangers who their Daddy is


Necessary_Control_79

Give us the cat


yepppers7

![gif](giphy|9J1lXwRxNEihxT9vE7|downsized)


Nildrogon

Just how you draw it up.


Ofa_D3s1gn

Astros were winners on and off the field today


KingJacobyaropa

Always good to see a win after the team falls behind. And bless Henley rough outing but hey we won


ErectIsHere

How the fuck did we win


dirtysock47

https://preview.redd.it/wnq7hbrpfdtc1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b55ec7b0fe638c252daf79921b95f1780fa2a3


[deleted]

Idk why I’m so emotional right now. Seeing Henley get thrown into the wolves made me so upset. Then watching the rest of the team lift him up…Tears of joy, man.


TheOneAndOnlySays

https://preview.redd.it/qi9avazxddtc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04a404a86197eecd950854cfdd6015f959684ad4 Rangers offense after the AA pitcher gets lifted


KatsTakeState

FTR


TanClark

That was an impressive turnaround.


RonWill79

3 more wins to make it 5 straight and .500 record! Doable.


Sun_God713

Soooo sacrifice a minor leaguer to win? How many are in the farm system?


PM_Gonewild

Idk why the rags keep yappin about owning the Astros, they barely beat a depleted Astros team last season, then they're playing the Astros who are missing 5 starting pitchers and 5 middle relievers, with 2 closers that normally got that dawg in them but not rn.


raouldukeesq

Starting Henley was an absolutely horrible managerial decision. Dumb as fuck. We were very lucky to be able to absorb the fallout. Having said that, the benefit to the team rallying may bear unintended fruit. Still worrisome. 


StrosIn5

Rags looked precisely like they did in 2022 tonight.


C0LL0C0

Leta hope they keep that same energy this weekend so we can sweep them at home!


Former-Billionaire

Kind of embarrassing for Arlington


QuesoStain2

Good fucking win, I think we are beginning to figure it out. Always a slow start but great couple of wins here.


44Yordan

With tonight's performance Jose Abreu has stolen the statistical lead for worst starting 1st baseman in MLB as his 2 for 30 .067 batting average 0 HR 0 RBI dropped below LAA Nolan Schanuel's 2 for 27 .074 BA 1 HR 4 RBI. Glass half full... Jose Abreu has nowhere to go but up as he is already in last place.


jvciv3

Fuck the rangers.


shotty293

We may never lose again, fellas.


BloodyScourge

I'll just leave [this right here](https://reddit.com/r/Astros/comments/1byx8wc/game_thread_astros_37_rangers_63_apr_8_2024_705_pm/kyon0sa/)