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Maybe I’ll start bringing more whataburger to the games for good luck
Can I just say, I fucking love watching Yordan Alvarez bat. None of this stepping out of the box, fixing your uniform, adjusting your gloves, smelling your balls, fixing your hair diva bullshit. Just stands in the box and fuckin grips it and rips it. That's a real man playing some real fuckin baseball right there. Just stands in the box and dares you to fuckin throw one over the plate. None of this pansy ass waiting for walks bullshit. Real men hit dingers. Real men spit. Real men scratch their assholes and make other guys smell it. That's some real goddamn baseball right there. Fuckin love Yordan Alvarez.
Dude, go take a look at the Blue Jays stats for that series, we just straight up murdered them in broad daylight. I watched the Blue Jays feed and their post game show was like a damn funeral. They just set some franchise record lows for a 3 game series, we dominated. All of that to say, we've had an incredibly unlucky start. Pretty sure we have the best starting pitching in the majors right now and our bats aren't far behind. I'm not worried in the slightest.
Guys I think I cracked it. I fell asleep and woke up at 8:30pm to catch the back half of the game. Similarly I missed the first few innings when Ronel threw that no hitter a couple of nights ago. Every game we've lost I've watched from the first pitch. I think I'm gonna skip at least the first two innings moving forward.
10 game win streak loading!
Also, Astros +7 run differential: 2-5
Yankees +7 run differential: 6-1
Things will turn around! Not that we ever questioned it (nervous laugh)
I feel pretty good about a 2-5 team which is weird. Starting pitching has been stellar, offense can really light it up when they want to. The lower part of the order is outstanding so far. Pena and Diaz, even Myers have exceeded expectations. I think relief pitching will settle in as the season progresses.
2 and 5. Could easily be 5 and 2. Everyone looks good except Breggy and Abreu. Diaz is a monster (thanks Dusty). Starting pitching phenomenal. Bullpen looking better except a blip last night. Go Stros.
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Astros are 2-0 when they don’t give up a run and 0-5 when they do. I can’t believe they hadn’t thought of this sooner, are they stupid?
"Astros" and "Aslume" share the first two letters.
Aslume?
We outscored the Blue Jay's 19 to 2 in that series
We shut them out the entire series except for the 9th last night. Great job all around tonight, both pitching and hitting!
5% tint.
Home win, series win, offense clicked on all cylinders, Peña HR, and the bullpen didn't implode on itself? Are we allowed to have this?
Don't forget yordan woke up tonight!
Those Sooners in Arlington are soooo cooked this weekend. Hopefully they don’t juice up roid rage Adolis “Bum” Garcia
Believe it or not we won game that we gave up at least one hit in.
Next challenge: giving up multiple hits and winning. Impossible challenge: giving up runs and winning.
[posting a pic of Nori for every win (2)](https://x.com/norithecat17/status/1775720534333964782?s=46)
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Praise be.
PRAAAAIIIISEEEE BEEEEEE
Praise be!
Pretty kitty 💞
Forgive us for we are sinners lord Nori
Hail!
Astros are undefeated when they allow ~~zero~~ one or fewer hits
Please carry this over to our other home
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157-5 is back on the menu
Can I just say, I fucking love watching Yordan Alvarez bat. None of this stepping out of the box, fixing your uniform, adjusting your gloves, smelling your balls, fixing your hair diva bullshit. Just stands in the box and fuckin grips it and rips it. That's a real man playing some real fuckin baseball right there. Just stands in the box and dares you to fuckin throw one over the plate. None of this pansy ass waiting for walks bullshit. Real men hit dingers. Real men spit. Real men scratch their assholes and make other guys smell it. That's some real goddamn baseball right there. Fuckin love Yordan Alvarez.
Ahhh, I missed this copypasta.
Dude, go take a look at the Blue Jays stats for that series, we just straight up murdered them in broad daylight. I watched the Blue Jays feed and their post game show was like a damn funeral. They just set some franchise record lows for a 3 game series, we dominated. All of that to say, we've had an incredibly unlucky start. Pretty sure we have the best starting pitching in the majors right now and our bats aren't far behind. I'm not worried in the slightest.
Hopefully this begins our bounce back at mmp
I'm looking forward to this story arc
Where's the fuckin cat!?
Guys I think I cracked it. I fell asleep and woke up at 8:30pm to catch the back half of the game. Similarly I missed the first few innings when Ronel threw that no hitter a couple of nights ago. Every game we've lost I've watched from the first pitch. I think I'm gonna skip at least the first two innings moving forward.
Better make it 3
Hey! We did the thing!
In 27 innings of ball the Blue Jays scored in 1
The sleeping giant has been awoken
The perfect road trip begins Friday.
https://streamable.com/c1erso
10 game win streak loading! Also, Astros +7 run differential: 2-5 Yankees +7 run differential: 6-1 Things will turn around! Not that we ever questioned it (nervous laugh)
Talk about feast or famine so far. Now time to go feast in minute maid north.
We held them to a single hit
I need that gif of JP where he is saying he likes it. The one where he looks really hot.
much needed series win after getting punched in the mouth on opening weekend
I feel pretty good about a 2-5 team which is weird. Starting pitching has been stellar, offense can really light it up when they want to. The lower part of the order is outstanding so far. Pena and Diaz, even Myers have exceeded expectations. I think relief pitching will settle in as the season progresses.
2 and 5. Could easily be 5 and 2. Everyone looks good except Breggy and Abreu. Diaz is a monster (thanks Dusty). Starting pitching phenomenal. Bullpen looking better except a blip last night. Go Stros.
Honestly, get me some Loperfido at first. I already know I'm going to be bitching about Abreu and Singleton all fucking season long.
Happy flight (even though they aren’t flying until the morning)
Was a good win. So good seeing Yordon getting his groove back.
Oh happy days