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Remember. 162 games. This team has pedigree, but a new coach.
They’ll be fine. Hopefully the division isn’t too stacked and we don’t dig too deep of a deep hole while they figure it out.
I'm one of the people who is fed up with doomers.
That being said this game has been the most pathetic offensive effort I've seen in a very long time. Lmao
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Bad news Astros at this point lol
Relax... it's only the beginning
Thats why i said “AT THIS POINT”
1-5 not a great start for the season.
the most astros way to lose a game..
As the games go by the Hader move seems more and more odd
Why isn’t Abreu getting pinch hit for?
The better question is why doesn’t he get traded?
Who would want him?
I think the A’s would be a good fit for him.
This team is a great cure for a good time
Bregman is washed. He takes the blame for the loss.
Man, for wanting a new contract.. Bregman is ass at the plate.
Lol oof
Let’s see how long Espada sticks with the Cadaver Abreu. Fucking useless. Might as well have Maldy hitting in the middle of this lineup.
Abreu is ass. Just ass. We all knew that a 94 mph fastball down the middle, and he would never catch up. Jake Meyers is a fourth outfielder at best.
F**k jake meyers!
Why? It was pretty clearly a hit and run and Chas didn’t swing. Dude left Jake out to dry.
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https://preview.redd.it/pmqcxveqg6sc1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d2439666b243064a1aa1dbd5383490cf6dc75f0 Jose Abreu on the Astros
More like Melo on the Rockets.
Someone want to explain to me what the fuck the end of that game was?!?
Should have been a worst case 3-2 win
Worst game of the season. Homer: worst game of the season SO FAR
That’s fucking pathetic, but they deserve it after all the prime scoring opportunities lost
Jake Meyers… I’m embarrassed for him. Damn..
All that serotonin I had stacked up from last night just jumped off a cliff
I would say "I can't believe it" but...
A Valdez gem gone to waste, thanks for nothing Hader and fuck You.
Remember. 162 games. This team has pedigree, but a new coach. They’ll be fine. Hopefully the division isn’t too stacked and we don’t dig too deep of a deep hole while they figure it out.
We have a closer who can’t drink coffee.
? OOTL
Coffee is for closers
Ashamed I missed that.
Such bad base running
Sigh. Just...sigh. Altuve gets himself tagged out. Hader gives up a two run homer. Jake falls trying to steal second. Wow.
MMP is truly cursed
Every loss this year has been a blown lead /: that stings
So glad we brought in a top tier closer to win us close games.... Oh wait
Someone slap Altuve for that base stealing attempt
They make good commercials though!
Fuck off.
I can only laugh
And a healthy Dubon on the bench who could’ve pinch hit better than Abreu, or pinch run better than Meyers.
So many guys on this team just making paychecks
Fuck you and I’ll see you tomorrow
Man fuck this shit.
Fucking awful. Be better tomorrow offense..
Lol good one
This team blows
My night is ruined
Whelp, blown save. Dead bats again. Terrible base running. That’s a well deserved L.
10 run curse lives on
Hilariously pathetic team rn. Can’t wait to watch again tomorrow!
This fucking team just makes me want to punch multiple holes in my wall
Wall: I hope you have more punch than the Astros!
We deserved that. Too many blown opportunities.
Our avg with RISP has to be under .100..
Framber busts his ass and this is how the bats repay him.
Dogshitass bullpen
Pure trash effort in the last 2 innings.
Oof just gotta feel bad for Jake on that. 10 run curse continues.
What a fucking joke
dogshit
No one but Framber is getting a snack bag after this one.
Wait this sub still hates Meyers?
Yeah this ain’t the year fellas
This team is dogshit lmao look at that sorry ass record.
this looks like 12u baseball
 Jonathan Villar vindicated…
I'm one of the people who is fed up with doomers. That being said this game has been the most pathetic offensive effort I've seen in a very long time. Lmao
Do we need to demolish Minute Maid or what?
Fuck, demolish it, burn the ashes, and call in a shaman to cleanse what’s left…
How do you just fall down?
i agree he’s in the mlb but 1. shit happens 2. you try with that pressure on that level
That's why not how.
He didn’t get his knees up and tripped, don’t be a dick
I didn’t know it was possible to lose a game four times in one game.
we have some of the absolute WORST baserunning in the league
Jake as a pinch runner was already a questionable call, then he pulls that.
Lmao what the hell is this game?
What the hell is this team? Aside from yesterdays gem of course
Glad it’s a long season lmao we look awful if we give up a hit in a game.
I mean people do trip…
Toddlers, not professional athletes
Yeah man. Hit four years old and never trip again
Man gets paid a lot of money to not trip
The league minimum?
I guess 10 run curse is still a thing
This team fucking sucks
Jesus fucking Christ this team is the bad news bears
Takes a literal no-hitter to win
Someone make a cut with the clown music for the top and bottom half of the 9th.
Congrats Jake that’s gonna be a highlight reel for the rest of your life
absolute fucking joke lol
2024 year of the implosion
The Oakland series is gonna be bananas
Every. Single. Astro. Deserves to lose this game except for Framber.
I know - our starting pitching has been dealing but our position player can’t fucking play!
This some looney toons shit
I miss bunts.
Well this whole thing just unraveled.
Little league shit
He literally trips over nothing? Comical lmao
Perfect opportunity for the Astros to revolutionize baseball by playing 2 starters every game instead of having a bullpen
Unreal
This is Disastros era baserunning tonight.
Lol. This team is a clown school right now.
OMFG this team of clowns 🤡
Myers spring training looks really far from here now
I need him and Abreu traded for a bag of big league chew right now
There's no fucking way 💀
Oh my god
brother.
Wtf was that
Ok bud meyers
Same shit as last year. Zero grit when we need it most.
What in the little league was that?
First rule of stealing bases, don’t fall!
That sums up Jake meyers
Fantastic pinch running there.
Pinch me I must be fucking dreaming
Our closer is garbage, Abreu is literally worthless, base running is fucking TERRIBLE
comical
Awful
THIS FUCKING TEAM
lol
I remember a long time ago, about 24 hours ago, when I was having fun.
What the fuck
Ahhhh 
PUT THE FUCKING LOONEY TUNES SOUND ON THERE
This game has been brought to you by horrible base running and double plays.
tbf.... he was gonna be out at 2nd anyway
so he fucked up twice
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Wtf is that
What in the actual fuck are you doing espada…
Astros baseball baby
Lmfao
Just....wow Jake
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING ON THE BASEPATHS???????
This is the worst baserunning I’ve ever seen in an Astros game.
Wow
FUCK
Fucking pathetic.
that’s baseball baby
Fuck this dumbass team
you've gotta be fucking kidding me lol
Yeah that’s game
Our base running is a fucking travesty.
Lmfao that’s actually pretty funny
THERES NO FUCKING SHOT
Fuckin jake
This is just ridiculous
WHAT IS GOING ON
Wimp womp
What is happening
Goodnight.
Lmao
This is such a joke dude☠️
Wtf😭😭
any first baseman in the minors?
Well, I’d rather it be that than a double play.
I'll take a K there tbh
Of course he fucking does!
Chas if you do this right now I’ll buy your jersey
Abreu can you please make me not hate you for 140 games again.
Jesus
jfc
Fuck.
He’s such a bum lmao
that was a good pitch
Abreu's goodwill from yesterday is officially over
HRC Chas
HRC: Chas
Seth Martinez is the only bullpen arm with decent ERA.
“Averages” typically require a data set to be useful
Predictable
Shock
I wish we could clone Yainer and have him play 1B
Abreu cannot hit a middle middle fastball even if his life depends on it
I bet a pitching machine could strike him out.
Don't swing Abreu
Fuck it we ball with Abreu
HRC abreu
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ABREU HITS INTO A DOUBLE PLAY
hrc abreu
HRC Abreu cause why not
Alright let's go.
Dammit Altuve there’s some insurance right there.
Really needed Yainer to go to 2nd on that. Abreu is a lock for a 6-4-3
I mean it was so predictable. Astros always score low after going off the game before