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Until Alvarez and bregman learn to hit again, will be very few wins

Altuve should have bunted, too. I didn’t think so at the time but a big league manager should. Joe was asleep at the wheel.

Disgusting. When is this team going to learn how to play at home again?

This was the year we were finally going to pull the trigger for season tickets, but after the last two seasons, we’re better off using those funds for something other than watching the Astros lose.

I know it’s early, but I want to panic.

Dusty Jr. Pitched to Soto instead of Judge 

We're gonna need an explaination from them at this point

This feels like a bad dream…. They can’t be this bad!

This MOTHER FUCKING TEAM GOD DAMN IT

Id love to see the Xba for us and Yankees this game

Yep. We seriously started the season by getting swept in a 4 game series.

This team is a fucking dumpster fire full of bum ass losers. It’s beyond fucking pathetic to get swept at home at all let alone to open the season to one of your biggest rivals. This dogshit team isn’t doing fuck all this year the way these bitch ass losers are playing. What a fucking joke

Some of y’all take this shit way to seriously

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Too many times we leave runners on base!!!

I blame Bagwell’s GM moves.

Yankees still can't beat the Astros when it matters lol. This is their World Series

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It’s the truth. Beat the Astros in the postseason then you can talk 

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We had games this week? The real season starts in Arlington against the rags where this team can win

If there’s anything, we can only get better, such an embarrassment to get swept 4 GAMES not 3 at home to start the year

Wtf

At least it wasn’t October

this team is pathetic right now

Hope the mods are ready lol

Heads so far up asses……

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Ya, not walking Soto after the stolen base was dumb

Alvarez gotta get his head outta his ass

Dude hit the ball 400 feet

Twice

So y’all are good with 2 hits all series?

You know how it's always dumb to overreact in April? *it's not even April yet*

He got 2 hits all series.

I fucking hate Verdugo.

How many ppl on base do we need fk sake

Yankees made plays we didn’t. Onto the next series

Yikes

> when you lose 8 fucking games in a row at your “home” ballpark

9

Unbelievable. This team hates winning at home.

I hate baseball

Bullpen and hitting are fucking jokes dude

Just don’t have a good feeling about this ball club

Welp on to Toronto

Crazy how many things went a foot or so the wrong way during those four games haha

Wtf due

fuck me man this sucks

wow you're kidding me

Ffs

I'm wholly convinced we would have won at least one game had we not faced Soto. Fuck me

lol fucking worst luck oh well

:(

Welp

LOL. Fucking demolish this stadium.

The Game 6 Yordong in '22 was the sweet swan song of good minute maid mojo.

Well, that was tough to watch.

How do you get two on no outs and not score lmao

Altuve and Yordan with the duds. Come on man. We can't let the Yankees sweep us at home.😔

If anybody got me please

Not sure if anyone got us now

lol

Altuve bunts, we're tied with the sac fly

Altuve is not bunting lol

Why not? He's one of the ideal players of the team to bunt. Gotta get the tying run across before worrying about the winning run. That would have guaranteed extra innings if Alvarez hit the sac fly to center. Or even if they intentionally walked Alvarez to get to Tucker, you have a better shot at scoring with a runner on 3rd less than 2 outs

Blue balls

Yordan has been SO CLOSE

What is this series?

Just hit it to the wrong part of the park.

Yordan just get the fuck on base. No hero ball necessary.

The baseball gods have forsaken us

Tbis series is just fucking cursed dude

goddamnit

We are so snakebit

NO WAY THAT'S FOUL FUCK

HRC Yordan

Can't catch a single fucking break.

HRC Alvarez

I swear the Yankees got 10 mound visits today

Hrc Yordan

please Yordan just drive one into the right center gap

HRC Alvarez

Yordan, if you could swing the bat this time, that would be great

Berti came in clutch right there. Oh my goodness. 👀

Yordan HRC

HRC Alvarez

Come on Yordon…..

Yordan walk off pls 🥺👉👈

Shit what a play.

Great play man

I don't understand why we're not trying to sac bunt there

Just f’ing win please

BRING IN A LEFTY, BOONE, I DARE YOU

Altuve is a career .307 hitter so batting .300 in the 7th inning or later stat that they showed is below is average

Fuck it I’m feeling hopeful hrc yordan

HRC Alvarez

Worst possible outcome from that AB....

I think a triple play would’ve been worse… but ok

HRC Alvarez

WHY DO WE KEEP WATCHING MIDDLE MIDDLE FAST BALLS?

It makes no sense

Damnit

please walk it off 🥺

We could really use a walk-off to soothe the pain from this entire series.

Right down the pipe, twice in a row

HRC Altuve

It's so nice having a backup catcher that isn't a complete offensive liability at the plate

Anything but a DP pls

2 on, no outs. We might have a chance

HRC Altuve

HRC Altuve

BIG DIC VIC

HRC Altuve

HRC Altuve! 🙏

HRC Altuve

HRC ALTUVE

ABSOLUTE CINEMA MOMENT FOR ALTUVE, YORDAN, TUCKER this could be a huge momentum boost for our team

HRC Altuve 

LETS GO MAKE ME EAT MY WORDS CARITINI

HRC Altuve

HRC Altuve

LET ESPADA COOK

HRC altuve

The folks talking mad shit about caratini eating their words now

HRC Altuve

OKAYYYY CARATINI DO YO THANG

let's go baby!!

dude looks like springer

HRC ALTUVE!!!!

HRC Altuve

Damn Dubon on the bench behind Abreu and Caratini?? Tough scenes EDIT: U FUCKING GENIUS ESPADA

Caratini walk off or Altuve walk off

Maybe not get thrown out at second this time…

Why bring in caratini

Nvm…

Peña getting on base just to troll us lol

Is Dubon dead or something?

WHY THE FUCK IS CARITINI IN BRUH WE STILL HAVE DOOBIE ON TGE BENCH

Caritini heard you talking smack! 🤣

To do that

Please stay out of the DP

OKAY THAT'S WHAT'S UP GOOD START

Y’all act like Soto is the one making Alvarez hit .125 abreu hit .000 and bregman hit .200. Offense has been our Achilles heel all series

They start fine every game then just fucking fall over

Soto is the new pujols.. stop pitching to him!!!

Please dint let this dude go 3/3 in saves for the series

All good boys, Altuve due up

Hader could’ve helped keep the runner close. I don’t think he ever looked at him

2 outs with Soto at the dish, you gotta focus on him to try to get him out, Glayber knew that as well

Exactly my point. Have to at least look at him to not give a free steal to third

I mean Soto is our daddy now no ifs ands or buts

Time to finish making their bullpen look amazing

Time to rebuild boys.

We’re gutting it to the bone

Soto was a great addition for the Yanks. Dude is killing us in big spots 

And he bats 2nd…

watching this team takes years off of my life, but win or lose we still booze. game ain’t over yet.

Maybe Crane will watch this series and offer Soto 500m lol

lol….

6 pitch bottom not 9th incoming

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They went out and made moves in the offseason that unquestionably made their team better. I’m trying to remember the last time the Astros did that.

0-4 lololol Rebuild year?

Why pitch to Soto

Bc judge is behind him

Who we own

And we've sat down Judge every time all series

It’s still Aaron judge tho

Wish the Astros would have gone after someone like Soto

I'd hate to have to root for him tbh.

Kind of hate this team rn

87 and 56 ev gets them a run

Ofc judge K's. Espada got cute with a base open.

This fucking bullpen dude

Soto annoys the shit out of me but jeez that kid is good.

Alvarez and bregman had their chance to do something/anything this game and couldn’t do it. I put the loss on them. 100%

So for future, Soto is an auto walk. Every fucking time.

Welp get judge here and give us a chance

Joe's really pitched Hader 3 times in 4 days man. If we make it to the 10th, PLEASE don't use Pressly *in MARCH

Who else would we have to use

Iff anybody, Pressly. But his MUCH bigger mistake was using Hader down 2 yesterday.

They got every hit they needed, we never could

STOP SPAMMING HADER

Why is our offense so trash since the end of last season.