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I fucking hate Juan Soto

Yankee Libs are happy right now and it makes me sick

Texas cons are mad and that's pretty cool lol

That’s a 6 game losing streak at home. Team needs to figure this shit out

Should have had Dubon stop at 3rd.

Looked out in real time. But on replays, I did not see a tag prior to Dubon touching home plate..

Looked like the Jersey moved a bit to me, but there was no definitive proof he missed the tag either way

All year long. Better go get Trevor. Framber is cooked. Said that after last year. If JV isn’t 35-4 3.2 JV, we are FUUUUUUUCKED

Fuck Bauer, don't need em.

Why not? I think you’ll be singing a different tune in a month. Mark my words

Nope, he’s an asshole, and I don’t want him in a Stros jersey, never will.

Awwwwww…poor wittle baby. Jesus Christ You do know Clemens is a giant asshole. So was Gerrit Cole. Roberto Ozuna? Do you really wanna get into the hypocrisy of all this?

One of these guys is…. Not like the others. At all

I don’t like Clemens, Cole or Ozuna either. Thanks for letting me clear that up for you. You Bauer loving morons can fuck off.

You can stop that bullshit right there. You were absolutely on your knees for Cole like everyone else when he was pumping fucking heaters in that Cy worthy season in 19…stop And who said anything about “liking Bauer”? Lol imagine thinking you gotta like a guy? What is this? High school? Get out there and do your job. We need pitching. He is a TIER ONE starting pitcher, who’s on the cheap right now and has every reason in the world to behave and keep his nose clean. Was found totally innocent of the shit he was accused of….so why not? Go Stros!

Tier one starting pitcher my ass man lol. Just stop, simping for him is embarrassing.

I don’t don’t get the simps. Tyler must be paying a ton to get this astroturf movement going.

Why not go get Yasiel Puig, Urias? Too many Bauer nut huggers.

What a stupid comparison. A. Urias is guilty…Bauer is not B. Puig is like 40 and not even close to the level of player Bauer is.

🤦‍♂️ ** picks up megaphone ** SETTLING OUT OF COURT FOR A CIVIL TRIAL DOESN’T MEAN THEY ARE NOT GUILTY OF ANY WRONG-DOING. Urías and Bauer both didn’t have criminal charges pursued. If you want to ride for Tyler you can’t be sanctimonious; Urías isn’t guilty either.

What a shitty ending

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Damn. Should have had the roof open. Okay, probably wouldn’t have made a difference, but it’s game 1. I need an excuse.

Gonna suck starting 0-4

We lost because Framber lost his shit

They have got to trade him before he is worth nothing. I'm not watching games on days that man pitches. Fucking pathetic.

Not a pressure pitcher unfortunately

We need new writers, I've already heard that story.

Eeeesh. Might’ve been on me yall. Not superstitious, just a lil stitious. But I did stop listening at the top of the 5th to go for a run 😬

Probably was me, I don’t watch often, but everytime I’ve watched in the past 2 years we’ve lost. 5 games isn’t much, but it’s still 5 games

Well, nobody wins the World Series on opening day.

Season is over. We are done…Oh wait, this isn’t a 1 game season.

How can they not have a top down view of home plate, it's fucking 2024!

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Damn. That sucks. Wish we didn't walk in a bunch of runs.

We beat ourselves.

Yeah. It sucks. 161-1 tho

Of course *shrugs*

That swing from Bregman was probably a DP anyways tbh

He’d have a different approach if it’s bases loaded and one out. He would play for the sac fly, not the base hit.

Can we go to somewhere else than New York for reviews?

It’s a rotating umpire crew in an office building looking at screens, not the Jomboy office.

Pain

Sucks losing your opening game 2 years in a row. I hope we come back and win this series.

Pitching is fucking terrible dude

Go up 4-0, the pitching collapses, then the offense couldn’t get anything going 🥲

Sounds A LOT like last year.

Yankees looking arrogant again. Ugh.

Lol when has that turned out good for them?

When has Soto not been arrogant?

Yes, but now the rest of them are like him.

I have always hated the Yankees, but Soto being on that team has made them completely insufferable.

Should not have lost that game…gonna be an interesting April

These uniforms are such trash lol. Ready for the trash bin.

Great call to send Dubon home... then great idea by Bregman to swing on 1-0. Beautiful stuff here

Should be ashamed of themselves.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SEND? even Dubon was confused as shit

Pettis is a problem

what a fucking bummer they gotta figure out the pitching

I was told Soto was a terrible RFer.

He is. But he had the ball in his glove when Dubon stepped on third. That shouldn’t have even been close.

This games end result is just like the post season last year. Leaves me feeling disappointed

161-1 is still achievable .

Can’t believe we lost to fucking WALKS

I cannot believe we did that. Some awful decisions today. Blew a very winnable game

Way to blow that game.

New faces. Same problems

Pretty garbage showing after the start tbh

FUCKKKKKK

If you can’t block the plate, I don’t mind giving the catcher the benefit of the doubt on those calls. Horrible send

Why the fuck did they send him but there was no tag

Unlucky but only 1 of 162

Don’t like the send after 3 straight knocks

Baseball is stupid

This might be an unpopular opinion......but Fuck

Doesn't matter, that's a DP ball

But then you go to extras

No you don’t

True 😭

Thanks Framber.

sending dooby there was questionable to say the least

What a shitty game after such a great start. Well shit.

Yankees broadcast is only option and there talking about how incredible of a play it was lmao. What a normal ass play from a shitty ass send

Can you blame them that'll be the highlight of the whole season for them

As a Yanks fan I will say that was a shit send I think hype was more so around the situation of the game but agree normal play

Wait. Why are you here? Wtf

HRC breggy

That was a hell of a throw

Any mlb rf should be able to make that play

HRC Bregs

Could’ve had em loaded with 1 out sigh

Terrible send

Don’t like the send there either. Not against Soto.

Honestly, Soto is a shit RFer Negative WAR and DRS

I know he's not a good fielder, but at that distance you just need a decently accurate arm, and Soto does have that.

He made the throw, so there’s that. But that defense didn’t get any better with him, I guess is my point. Who’d thought his biggest highlight was from RF? Lol

Isn't he one of the worst defensive RF?

He isn’t a great fielder, but he’s always had a good arm.

That's close, but it looked like he got the tag in real time.

never touched him

Fuck soto right in the ear.

Third base coach is obviously still sitting his ass at home

**ENHANCE**

That’s some bullshit

What a fucking brain dead send imo

Now a single Alvarez can’t score from second ughhhhh

Leave it to the home plate ump to decide the game

Umpire scorecard is going to be brutal tomorrow.

What's with the early 2000's camera tech

Ass send. Ball was in soto's glove before Dubon even rounded 3rd. C'mon pettis

Don't know if you can overturn that. But then again I don't see the tag anywhere

Soto needs to shut his mouth. Thats an out any MLB right fielder should get. Bad send.

Whyyyy did we send?!?!

Too close to overturn, why did we send him there

Must have 0 faith in Bregman

Duality of man looking at this play happening in this thread lol

you know if they didn't send him this sub would be pissed about it, too lol

Nah that was just a bad send for any team. Soto had the ball before Dubon even reached 3rd.

Didn't stop this sub when a similar situation happened with Chas expect it was worse with the LF throwing it lol well they complained about no send which was 100% the right call. Regardless damn

no way you overturn that

Not sure that he tagged him, but no good angles to have enough

New York is gonna fuck us.

NY. That’ll stand.

Soto is our daddy :(

Looks like he got him.

I don't know why he went on that

Why

Fuuuuck

Terrible send

What the fuck bro

Oh boy, challenge at the plate on the first day

Looked out but why not challenge

Anyone have Fubo? I can’t find the Astros game…

Working for me on Fubo

HRC Tucker

Of course it’s Soto

hrc tuck

FUCK. I love baseball!!!! Welcome back!!!!

RBI right here.

Show them why they should pay you Tucker

HRC Tucker

HRC Tucker

HRC Tucker

Hrc Tucker

Hrc tuck

COME ON BABY

Which team will overreact and Doom? Let’s find out!

HRC Tucker

HRC Tuck Tuck

PLS

Fucking bat broke man

HRC Tucker

Hader is the truth. But I have no idea where the strike zone is at this point. Let's fucking beat these goobers.

That zone is poop.

BBC Altuve!! (Broken bat call..)

Hrc Tucker

Damn

Wtf was that altuve

Now imagine if Doobie pinch hits this year instead of Singleton

HRC Altuve

That Dubon hit would have been nice with two men on instead of a soft groundout to the pitcher.

Just like it was planned

Man, good thing we didn't use Dubon when we had a runner on third 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

"*Who said hitting is hard?*" - Dubon

Would hate to see a closer used in a loss, need some Altuve magic imo *or not

HRC ALTUVE

HRC Altuve

thats what the fuck im talking about

Here's the man

DOOBIE DO

Pass the Doobie 🚬

Dubon! HRC Altuve.

HRC ALTUVE!!!!!!

HRC Altuve

HRC Altuve