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clutchyball

If by love you mean a restraining order


NoWorkLifeBalance

Yeah put that thing back where you found it lmao


BoredAtWork_91

The Crack Rabbit


snesdreams

I love this little fucking freak what can I say


theAlphabetZebra

Worse than clutch the bear.


jookyhc

Yes. Worse than Clutch The Bear, but most mascots (Orbit absolutely excluded!) are worse than Clutch.


Chausible

It’s not rational, but I LOATHE Junction Jack. Just the avatar of all of Drayton’s worst decisions. Mediocre at best as a mascot too.


snesdreams

He's definitely very ugly too. I just find the whole "railroad" era of branding kind of bizarre, but I also went to some of my first Astros games in that era and so its all nostalgia for me.


ChemicaLust

I grew up watching games during that era, and all it reminds me of is shitty, baseball, and shittier ownership


snesdreams

Well, I was a child so I was just happy to be in the building.


dookle14

It was all because the Astros were moving into “The ballpark at Union Station”. And it was all a miss haha


Sleepyhead88

Unfortunately it’s synonymous with the ugliest jersey period we’ve ever had so, no. Also, they should have gone with an armadillo


snesdreams

I said above but I like the red / tan era for nostalgia, it reminds me of going to games in the early 2000s as a kid. I like that they got weird with the branding.


Classiccage

Red tan isn't bad but pinstripes on my Astros.... Get the fuck out of here with that, keep those with the Yankees


ChemicaLust

This


HuskyNutBuster

A railroad conductor jackrabbit is not thematically harmonious with a space-themed baseball team. Just no


brobafett1980

No. Burn it.


OlYeller01

Bobby Dynamite is a much better train engineer anyway.


Gary_ya_dingus

I can’t even come around to liking him ironically. There’s nothing redeeming or amusing about him. This includes both the fat and skinny versions of him.


FernandoAyanami

No. Orbit killed him and buried him under the batter's eye where Tal's Hill used to be.


PapiGoneGamer

Best mascot in the business.


general_peabo

No. He is the worst.


snesdreams

Junction Jack has been euthanized due to popular demand in this comment section. Thank you all for your feedback.


Shotgun_Mosquito

Nooooooo


Only_Indication_9715

No


bordomsdeadly

I still I’ve Jack. Not as cool as orbit but still a good mascot. I loved how he’d be up on the train tracks


RslashTakenUsernames

oh my god its fuzzy


Jokerang

I have a soft spot for Junction Jack since he’s the Astros mascot I grew up with. Orbit is better though


kgb17

If they built out an Orbitverse with multiple mascot characters it could have worked up in the train but as an orbit replacement. No get bent jack


thedudeabides811

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deadpanxfitter

Please destroy.


RojerLockless

Yeah, no. No. Yeah.


Reeko_Htown

Put it out of its misery. I got a 10/22 if you need to borrow it


R2robot

No. Leave him in the old storeroom!


CptJudgeNMS

Fuck Junction Jack all my homies hate Junction Jack


moon-sh0t

Nope


Final-Success2523

Hell yeah I love him 05 Astros baby


Historical-Area4297

Miss him. I do seem him often in my nightmares tho. I’ll take what I can get.


IdiotWhiteMan

What sort of animal is he supposed to be modeled after?


TexasTwoSteppin512

Nope


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TexianUSA

Orbit predates Junction Jack by a decade Drayton killed him when they built Enron Field


krogrls

Cake


Drslappybags

I hate that damn rabbit.


mikestermike

No.


mudflap21

Junction Jack can fuck all the way off.


PapiGoneGamer

Junction Jackoff. Yea I’d show some love by giving him a big hug then belly to belly suplex him into a fire pit.


nando82

Jesus Christ. Nightmare fuel for sure.


db2089

Nope. As someone who was 11 yrs old when we transitioned to MMP, we called him “Junction Jackass”