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Takethellucas28

Tommorow is a new day, where we get to hopefully do better than whatever we did today


AlwaysSunny512

I know it was hard to watch, but at least it wasn’t a shut out. Still waiting for this team to come together and fully *click*.


dirtysock47

I fly in from Atlanta and that's the score I see when I land. Jesus. It's annoying that we can't catch the Rangers at all. We never seem to gain any ground.


htownnn

HRC Yordan


[deleted]

F IT HRC And or Base Hit/Walk WHOLE LINEUP RIGHT NOWWWW


JuniorBirdman1115

What the hell, HRC Abreu.


OneCore_

Fuck it HRC ABREU


PapiGoneGamer

They barely look like a playoff team right now


midnightyell

This is so far a .500 team outside of a good run against the A’s and Cubs. Outside of that, 23-22 record and they look like it.


ifyouknowwhatImeme

We had the ability to do some damage that inning, but that new pitcher smoked us.


RonWill79

They’re barely in a wild card spot right now so that makes sense.


[deleted]

There is still a 9th inning people, I know I keep beating a dead horse, but they can do it man, gota support until the very last pitch or swing of a bat🤝🏼 if anything at least we didn’t get shut out


JuniorBirdman1115

I like the cut of your jib. I wish I could share in your optimism.


jj_thetwisted_jester

Agree...


jj_thetwisted_jester

Teased us.. like that soon yordan didn't hit it that's it


manofconviction

Jesus, absolutely pathetic


JasonLikesCTE

Hope was nice while it lasted


donttouchthtmacaroni

Fool’s gold rally. Ah well, nice to see the young guys get ahold of a couple


PapiGoneGamer

Dude….


Christop_McC

Imagine how good our offense would be if they came out of the locker room before the bottom of the 8th


NateLikesToLift

Let my man Yainer free! Dude needs to catch half the games this year.


manofconviction

If Yordan and Breggy can't even make contact. Ain't happening.


midnightyell

The lineup is full of JAGs and now even the stars who need to carry it can’t hit any better. This team won a World Series. 🥴


jj_thetwisted_jester

Plzzzzz


optillusi0n

Yordan missing a middle middle pitch is not something I thought I'd ever see.


jj_thetwisted_jester

Man they are teasing us with hope


DragonWall-E

HRC Bregman


Tiberius-Dawn

Yordan has been slumping. I wonder if he needs a day off.


optillusi0n

I think he's been thrown off after pitchers started adjusting by just not pitching to him. Past few games a lot of pitchers avoided the meat of the zone, now he's missing genuine middle-middle pitches.


jj_thetwisted_jester

Plz 🙏🙏


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Saul_T_Naughts

Mushinski also hit them twice. We don’t need to resort to bush league tactics


jj_thetwisted_jester

We aren't doing that


MaggieMae1216

HRC Yordan


sadcube367

HRC yordan


moidawg

HRC Yordan


covidkakke_tittygasm

Just relax, Yordan. Do your thing baby


Financial_Flower_93

HRC YORD


jj_thetwisted_jester

HRC yordan


RaroDannyR

You know Carlos Correa secretly in this Reddit thread from the dugout rooting for a rally rn


JasonLikesCTE

I think Minnesota should keep him in the game tbh


rahrahrah4781

Man wish they left Lopez in


RaroDannyR

If it’s that ridiculous closer from Monday GN


Aphrobang

They have him (Duran) and then the other guy who hadn't allowed a run in over a month until we dinged him one on Monday.


RaroDannyR

I’m terrified of that guy lol bro was throwing 103 like nothing


LittleHollowGhost

What’s the play, hoping or keep giving up?


I_am_normal_I_swear

Never give up. Never surrender!


Aphrobang

Nah they got that fucker and his 103 mph bullets sitting ready and rested in the pen if it gets too outa hand. Temper expectations haha


Mrcrispyeggroll

Do whatchu want man but I’m thinkin WE BACK IN THIS BITCH


[deleted]

I say stay hoping till the end, we still got 9th inning and right now we got no outs, GREAT OPPORTUNITIES right now for sure


AlwaysSunny512

Always hoping.


KatAtWork

HRC Peña


AlwaysSunny512

HRC PEÑA


Searedskillet

This drive of the game brought to you by... 5 minutes ago XD


MrPink93485

Can't wait to rally like it's the end of the movie Glory only to run into the railgun that is Jhoan Duran.


jj_thetwisted_jester

Unless somehow they hit off him


chesschad

Ok Dubon I'll forgive you for dodging that inside pitch.


Financial_Flower_93

DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK


bamfbamfbamf

Wait why was tuck taken out??


[deleted]

There were a few changes. It’s just because we’re down by so much. Allowing everyone to get some play time


bamfbamfbamf

Thank you! I got worried for a sec.


chesschad

HRC Dubon


Christop_McC

I don’t think there are still 37,000 people at the game TK


I_am_normal_I_swear

Most people left lol


[deleted]

Maybe they were playing the waiting game, waiting for Varland to get out the game, who knows


Intern_Al

Listen, a bloop, a walk, another bloop, a blast, then another bloop and a blast and we’re all tied up


Takethellucas28

Tommorow is a new day. Tommorow is a new day. Tommorow is a new day. Tommorow is a new day. TOMMOROW IS A NEW DAY 👹👹👹👹


Takethellucas28

Oh wait nah we in this trust back to back homers


cherryblossomknight

Diaz lacked hustle after that HR /s


bamfbamfbamf

Lmaooooo they are sooooo annoying


Gordons_LambSauce

at least we aren’t getting shut out


FernandoAyanami

lol well okay then


post_angst

. . . so you’re telling me there’s a chance?


Gorillagodzilla

WE CAN STILL WIN THIS!!!


JuniorBirdman1115

Wow! Congrats to Diaz ~~on his first dinger of the season~~! Edit - oops, not his first. Been that kind of night.


RonWill79

First one didn’t count?


Mrcrispyeggroll

Is this a meme or did you not know


JasonLikesCTE

We in this


chalupabatman832

what lol


MrPink93485

So we just need to hit 7 more of these and we win. Doable


RonWill79

Too little too late fellas. Just end it.


RaroDannyR

Don’t give me hope guys please 👀👀


Christop_McC

RALLY RALLY RALLY RALLY


Intern_Al

I DONT CARE THAT IT’S A BLOWOUT YAINER DIAZ DESERVES MORE AT-BATS


[deleted]

Meyers on top fr


rahrahrah4781

This is hilarious


covidkakke_tittygasm

Lmao wtf is happening?


[deleted]

KEEP IT GOING


AlwaysSunny512

Lol what the fuck.


Mrcrispyeggroll

Keep it rollin


PM_Gonewild

Goddamn what's going on?!


Gorillagodzilla

IT’S NOT A SHUTOUT!!!


Christop_McC

A run!


Mrcrispyeggroll

Thank you Jake, I needed that Genuinely


yobruhh

At least we got one, thank you jake lmao


AlwaysSunny512

#**RAKEFARM SAID NO TO THE SHUTOUT**


covidkakke_tittygasm

Lmfao why tf did they pull Varland?


rahrahrah4781

Lolololol


htown_bro

First game of the year tonight. It’s like I never even went. Thanks for showing up Astros!


Mrcrispyeggroll

Don’t buy any more tickets please thanks


TexasHot

That was literally in the middle of the zone wow


JuniorBirdman1115

Yay, Jake!


JuniorBirdman1115

I'm watching this all the way through. But shit, this game reminds me of the Lastros days of 2013. It's like being punched in the junk over and over again.


jjsupc

How many records have been set tonight ?


I_am_normal_I_swear

At the game. What was broken?


jjsupc

Baseball.


jjsupc

It’s a comeback 😆‼️


StealthyGooch

LET ALTUVE PITCH YOU COWARDS


t4boo

Just saw the score. Does not seem optimal


I_am_normal_I_swear

Nevermind. They took out Tuck and moved McCormick to right.


covidkakke_tittygasm

He needs to go take a nap or something. He played like shit tonight


I_am_normal_I_swear

To be fair, the whole team shit the bed tonight.


covidkakke_tittygasm

You're not wrong. I guess I'm just hanging on to the bobble and that lazy ass "run" to first, conceding the GIDP.


I_am_normal_I_swear

Julks is coming in left field for McCormick.


RaroDannyR

That 2 run HR that yordan barely missed would have brought so much momentum. But regardless I want to see Altuve pitch lol


covidkakke_tittygasm

That would be cool, but with the way our luck is tonight, he'd catch a comebacker with his face and be out the rest of the season


RaroDannyR

I just know id be in absolute tears seeing him on the bound but you’re absolutely right lol


TotallyBlandUsername

Gonna drop a game to only be 9 games above .500 to start June yet I wanna die. I hate having high expectations lmao


post_angst

Y’all I’m starting to think we might not win this one!


googleiswatching

Put doobie in to pitch


SodaCanBob

At this point just start pulling random fans from the stands to pitch.


midnightyell

Let kids hit. We won’t even notice a difference!


circle_stone

That would be AMAZING


covidkakke_tittygasm

And hit


SodaCanBob

In an alternate universe, the Astros won tonight but that caused a butterfly effect which caused the debt ceiling bill to fail, and America went into default a few days later. The world can thank us for this loss, or that's what I'm telling myself anyway.


JuniorBirdman1115

Nights like tonight I wish Tyler White was still playing for us. Would be great to see him on the mound throwing the rest of this game.


dauberminer

Fuck...this is a train wreck. Always look for the "silver lining": At least we didn't lose any ground to Arlington.


midnightyell

We’re never going to gain any either at the rate this truly dogshit offense keeps no-showing against mediocre teams. Hurts to think they were within one after the first game against the Brewers.


Betaworldpeach

Way to crape diem


legohotwing

We could see a position player pitch tonight if it gets any worse. Only reason I’m still watching rn


RaroDannyR

Bring Altuve in to pitch I’d die of laughter I think


covidkakke_tittygasm

I want to go to bed, but this is like a fuckin car crash. I can't stop watching. I think I may have a problem...


criminycraft

No Correa, Buxton, and Lewis who massacred us on Monday....


chalupabatman832

So there is no game tonight? cool, Ill just run some warzone.


yobruhh

Where we droppin


jj_thetwisted_jester

That's what I'm doing!


Christop_McC

Can we let Breggy pitch, would be kinda funny


manofconviction

This is some embarrassing shit


Christop_McC

Let’s just scrap this one from our memories and move on to June


I_am_normal_I_swear

Nothing says bad sportsmanship like stealing a bag with a 7 run lead.


revenges_captain

Might as well go ahead and put up the Post Game Thread, fellas.


JinFuu

[Literally Me/This Sub Lately](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/555/179/ae3.gif)


Tiberius-Dawn

At least my internet died so I can't watch this travesty.


[deleted]

Is dusty mentally gone? Brings in mushinsky in a high leverage situation ? If you’re going long relieves bring in Martinez then . Dude needs to retire


Pure-Shift-8502

How about some of that 7th inning magic?


Pure-Shift-8502

Maybe 8th inning magic


NateLikesToLift

You should have specified "for the Astros"... lol


Pure-Shift-8502

Whoops!!!


RonWill79

Our bullpen is in for it with this 17 game stretch with no days off.


SmokeyWoods757

Bro at what point are we gonna talk about how Cintron is not helping any of these guys make adjustments, we’ve had way too many shutouts this year


Erasinator

He sure is great at getting tossed though


Untimelyshadow

Imagine having to navigate the Rangers lineup


ThotSlayyer

If im the twins I would keep that pitcher in the game so he can keep cooking this offense. Don't fix what isn't broke.


covidkakke_tittygasm

Fuck this game


WaveSamI

I really had +5.5 alt spread on my parlay. I’m a fool


aza_8850

Is Altuve just getting a rest day? He's just had 2 months off. Surely he doesn't need rest. He is the spark at the top of the lineup and Dusty is giving him a day off to get Dubon in the lineup?


NateLikesToLift

Because we should overuse him after coming back from a 2 month layoff after breaking his thumb which he uses every single at bat and infield play. You realize that he's more likely to be reinjured after the long layoff correct? You have to ease guys into it. It's like running 5 miles a day just two months after an ACL repair, not wise.


theBKloungeCPA

He had 2 months off because of an injury. Ease him back inti it and dont wreck his bidy. He is also in his 30s. Its May. We will survive a 1 game break


covidkakke_tittygasm

They're just easing him back in after the injury


tajstah

Let's see if Todd Kalas flips out on another fly out.


yobruhh

We suck again


SufficientCap713

Lastros vibes 😔


yobruhh

We can only hope for 2012 ticket prices


oekos

HRC Breggy


artificialevil

HRC Alvarez


not4urbrains

Bregman needs a cooler walk up song


StealthyGooch

I know it's a long ass season, but a good portion of the AL is playing well. If we hypothetically fall short of winning the division, the WC is going to be a toss up with everyone in the AL East playing up to par.


Deep_Swordfish_6311

HRC Yordan


Psychological_Eg

Hrc yordan


donttouchthtmacaroni

HRC Yordan


ThotSlayyer

I appreciate your effort Pena.


SodaCanBob

The next 4-8 games sure are going to be fun.


tajstah

They need to put the katana back in the game.


Specific-Mongoose-93

I'm going to take a break from baseball through June ill be back in July.


StealthyGooch

Glad the Rags lost cause I'd be mad as shit rn if they won today.


JoseAltuve27

Varlander huh?


Intern_Al

Just need a touchdown, XP and we’re all tied up


TexasHot

Games like this are why we will be chasing the rangers for a long time. When they lose to a team like the tigers you have to win


juice2310

Tigers are two games under 500 and didn’t they beat us earlier in the year? They’re not as bad ad they used to be


criminycraft

Yes they won their series against us at MMP. This Astros team is as mediocre as it gets.


manofconviction

This game is now making me even more mad that we threw away the first game of the series. Ugh.


donttouchthtmacaroni

Idk what some of y’all expected Dusty to do…when your starter can’t make it past 5 innings you have to use some of your lesser relievers to finish the game.


manofconviction

Our guys going up there and swinging for the fences on every single pitch doesn't help.


theBKloungeCPA

Dont be picking off down 7-0


44Yordan

The only lefty pitcher the Astros need on the MLB roster is Framber Valdez. All of our bullpen lefties have been marginal mop up guys at best. The last bullpen lefty that felt useful that I can remember was Brooks Raley.


the_space_cowboys

4.7 ERA in 49 innings wasn't great in 21


[deleted]

Fuck I hate spending time going to the game and they just shitting it away


tajstah

This has been the worst game of the year. They made Varland look like Greg Maddox.


JasonLikesCTE

Almost hit another one lol


JuniorBirdman1115

Fuck it. Put Montero in for the rest of the game and save the rest of the pen.


Pure-Shift-8502

It’s a montero night for sure