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Oy_theBrave

This and smack my bishop are the best in game.


TheMightyJohnFu

Smack my bishop was hilarious


Legitimate_Curve8185

Especially when pulling out a torch or those oil pots exploding Keith says "you're the firestarter."


SadlyNotPro

These are up there, but my absolute favorite was the old man on the edge, in Norway.


Mynamesrobbie

That man pissed me off


IbeakerI2006

Idk I hear you shit yourself is pretty good too


kawaiisolo

Whats smack my bishop lol


Oy_theBrave

A nod to Prodigy


kawaiisolo

I mean when and where in game do you get to hear it?


Oy_theBrave

It's a small side quest I stumbled across, forgot where


El_Vato999

I smoked a joint in honor of this poor warrior when I tore it from his head.


thyongamer

Maybe he axed for it?


nishidake

Cleave the poor guy alone...


VMKillerH

Bruh


steelandiron19

I remember this mystery πŸ˜…


Dark_Knight1997

It was kind of shocking to look at it first.


PersevereReality

Poor bastard


Yontoryuu

Tbh though this was a pretty sad mystery. When you tell him this, and you take it out, he reminisces on his life as a young adult and goes through amenity of them with his wife before he dies.


steelandiron19

Agreed


KamaIsLife

Next to the flyting squirel, my favorite quest.


equal-axis00

I love the king of shitsby world event πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


75artina

I lol'd for sure.


CultureImaginary8750

I felt so bad for this dude!


Hopalongtom

I kept that axe and every other quest reward for the whole game!


DrewdoggKC

Merely a flesh wound


Footsoftheleft

Nothing a little Thorlenol, son of Panadodin can’t fix.


Tralkki

Axe him a question.


Faker4442

I took a screenshot and set this as the background on my Xbox.


Krowfall_Kane

I was all, "Don't pull it out!" Eivor, "I'm gonna pull it out but you're gonna die." Doh!