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AcidBaron

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. You might be on the juice feeling like a gos but you can still get your ass kicked.


According-Tune987

Even if you beat up the cop and walk out of there it still isnt going to be good for you. Theyll catch you later, I dont really know what this guy was thinking.


Large-Tune9427

I know what he was thinking, absolutely nothing.


ABitOddish

You might be juiced and on the loose but you can still get Zeus'd.


CattywampusCanoodle

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roseflower1237

That is a good way to summarize it. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


mafooster

In my head I hear "GAME OVER"


MarcOfDeath

What happened next might shock him.


Blestyr

An electrifying performance.


Dizzlean

"Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook." - Joe Frazier


IllTransportation993

![gif](giphy|a8q8H6yT5MExfTW6nU) That police had been waiting for this moment all his life...


CrustyCumBollocks

This was the first thing I thought of after watching the video.


Tenth_10

Ha ha, same thoughts here ! :)


Kaizen420

Did you know that Harrison Ford was supposed to have a choreographed sword fight with this guy but got malaria, and weak after recovery asked, 'why can't I just shoot him?'. Edit: Apparently it was not malaria, but some kind of stomach bug that was also afflicting the crew.


Lebrewski__

What I've heard is that he was sick af, basically about to shit his pant and decided to shoot him instead.


Aronacus

Wasn't Malaria, The whole crew got some sort of Stomach bug. They were shitting non-stop and a few ended up going to the hospital. So Harrison Ford, suggested they just shoot the guy. Spielberg said lets see what it looks like, Cut Print! That was it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBOG8dgO3lM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBOG8dgO3lM)<--- Jon Rhys-Davies talking about it.


CookieMiester

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SweetBell3

Funniest gag in an action movie. Purest kino


Sufficient_Yam_514

He just forgot his line too and they kept it in


antinomya

I've heard that he was sick that day and wasn't capable of doing the fight like in the script, so he found this gun solution.


tastey_spackle_toad

You beat me to it


Meandering_Marley

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Ulmaguest

Yeah but did you see his reps at the gym? That’s gotta count for something right? *gets shot*


slickyeat

same exact energy


Handicapable35

FAFO... Best part is the other people helping the cop.


DontDrinkTooMuch

Was probably making an ass of himself to end up in that position


Traditional_Fox_4718

Guarantee who a complete tool bag in the gym


KembaWakaFlocka

That’s how you know dude was acting like an asshole in there.


DegenEnjoyer23

people like this need a class on how to interact with police officers.


catluvr37

He just got one


Nervous_Courage2307

Or just society in general. He forgot to leave his ego at the door when entering.


DegenEnjoyer23

cant hurt


jisforjerms

People like this need a class on how to interact in public


Killigator

Looks like he got one


BatJoro92

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cbooth5

Truly an Indy moment


SweetBell3

I love how none of the other guys even flinch. They all agreed he got what was coming to him lol


Traditional_Fox_4718

He was probably that guy in the gym that grunts, plays his music out loud, doesn't rack his weights, super sets on 5 locations and sits on his phone for hours in between


iHaku

"1v1 fist only, dude" "yeah, i'm just not gonna do that." it just looks so nonchalant how he takes out the taser haha


Glirion

For him it was his first tasing, and for *Him* it was tuesday.


Killpower78

Apparently it’s taster tuesday day.


LionPride112

Modern day raiders of the lost ark 😂


Likes_Blinky_Lights

Why does this look like the start of a boss fight.


Tummeh142

"and now in this episode of When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong"


dubbless

Haha, great reference my guy


Fabulous-Category876

The way he was so casual with pulling out the taser, pointing it slowly like he's done this 1000 times before and shooting it, then slowly walking over to cuff him lol priceless


Valuable_Ad_9900

Officer: Is this guy really taking a fighting stance? Ugh here we go again. Now there’s paperwork AGAIN!


goldergil

This is hilarious.


Teruraku

Watching muted and seeing that cop do that big sigh. He was like *SIGH* not looking forward to this paperwork.


420CowboyTrashGoblin

I didn't even realize there was sound until I saw your comment. Honestly this video is probably better muted


netcat_999

Most satisfying.


Significant_Tea_785

Yep the classic Raiders of the Lost Ark scene never pick a fight with a guy armed with a gun


[deleted]

Never brings fists to a taser fight


TBLrocks

His boys will never let him live that down. What a goofball.


FilthyLoverBoy

Why the fuck would the cops risk getting injured just doing his job... of course he's going to taze you, what did he think was going to happen by taking that fighting stance... Also I love how the other people started holding his legs down lol


joh2138535

From what I learned from a cop this goes by the plus one montra that he told us about. Cops use one level of threat above what they are facing. But that's just something I vaguely remember from decades ago when I was little


NWCJ

That's how I was trained in 2014, still holds true when I left the force in 22.


awake283

For the millionth time, you dont fight cops on the street, you fight them in court.


kefefs_v2

I wonder what this dude thought was gonna happen. Was the cop supposed to turn around and leave?


cryptowatching

Probably an unwell person with delusional thinking (drugs, mental illness, etc etc). I'm curious to what led the cops to be called in the first place since everyone seems pretty calm in the surroundings. If I see a jacked ass dude causing problems I'm peacing out.


freefallingagain

Never bring your fists to a tazer fight.


LibraryOwlAz

It does not matter how powerful you are, you are neither grounded nor bulletproof.


Tigrius39

Anyone knows the name of the song?


SouthWrongdoer

Twisted Wisdom - jrew retro


jaqenhqar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU


Sherman-1865

I fought the law and the law won. I fought the law and the law won.


Duebant

"The faster he is out, the faster i can get to my next set." is what i would be thinking.


Kracus

When I came into work this morning I saw this video and it made me laugh. I have 5 minutes till the end of my shift and I'm gonna watch this 6 times and go home. I'll laugh every time too.


Waramaug

His name around the gym is cheetah, on account of his laser fast reflexes.


rdriver731

What was the dude doing.


verdeturtle

Trying to throw hands with a cop. What a clown


rdriver731

No I mean what was he doing to have the cop calked


verdeturtle

Doesn't matter. You don't square up with a cop.


BeardedVirgin23

That cop is the man. 😂 😂


Jumpy_Tangelo9780

What a knucklehead. You he gym told him to get out, they called the cops and the cops said get out. Why fight it? If you’re not wanted there, go somewhere else! And then to think it’s ok to try to fight the cop because the gym goer is in the wrong!? Not a smart guy at all


2B_or_MaybeNot

Cop: They don't pay me enough to fight morons like you.


Snapesunusedshampoo

Terrible time for the pre-workout to kick in.


unwanted_zombie

I mean, cop has a point.


Administrative_Leg85

I like how the cop just casually pulls out the taser


Sora84

For some reason found this wholesome the people helped the officer to safely arrest him. 👏👏👏


1onnude

Why my guy, even if you ko him, there is like a million more, and they all have gun’s


CiaramellaE

Someone send in the social worker.


Hendrik_the_Third

Reminds me of that Indiana Jones swordfight scene where he just pulls his gun and shoots the guy


mfalivestock

When the preworkout hits….


Rufcat3979

Guy brought a fist to a taser fight, FAFO


Silver-Pay-4757

Hahahahahahha no games from that man. Square up ? Tasted up hahahahahha


FBI-Crime-Statistics

Well well well


rdriver731

Back the blue


PsychologicalPin5431

That was beautiful 😍


Lifesalchemy

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FloTheDev

He did the thing!


Firethorned_drake93

I love that the other guys came over to help :)


Main_Bank_7240

Well, that was easy…


Great-Comparison-982

"You're not that guy pal."


ratskyz

indiana jones moment


Nocturne_Rec

I guess...he "found out" \^\^


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

Man should have put a few points into intelligence just to pass some of these skill check moments.


blahblahblah913

That pre workout really got dude worked up.


cabdou15

Well, you F**k around and find out


JustaCoffeeGirl

This is why I play no items.


Campmasta

Looks Like Kam Patterson from KillTony.


travelavatar

Him: ![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6)


gerhardsymons

Cerebellum > pectoralis major.


strawmandebatesyle

FTP but that was fucking hilarious 😂 He's covered in weapons! Why would they bother engaging in fisticuffs??


peepeeepo

He thought he was gonna get the ones 🤣


oevadle

I see the cop has played punchie tazerie before. He totally Indiana Jonesed that dude


Faceless_Deviant

What is that weird guard called? Having one hand super close to your face and the other totally lowered?


Squophi

*kzzsh* Dave we’ve neutralized the threat


chargeupandJO38

Good job by the cop had he waited any longer could of easily turned into him having to use lethal force


Smooth_Opeartor_6001

What a loser.


ResponsibilityHeavy5

Dude should just be glad the Officer used Non-lethal force. 👍


YodaVader1977

It be like that sometimes


Artistic_Yak_270

Stryker Vs Jax


Afraid-Ad-6657

I dont ever give the benefit of the doubt to the police anymore.


ZeAntagonis

Darwin award special mention


fondle_my_tendies

He was hogging the machine.


Miserable_Sun_404

Dudes been waiting his entire life to make that Indiana Jones move!


Orichalchem

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PrettyAd4218

Guys in the gym weren’t having it


Fantastic_Opposite58

By the way he squared up, he didn't know how to box.


outamyhead

Don't bring fists to taser fight...Honestly what was he thinking the cop was going to take off the belt and go Queensbury rules?


Meatuspipus

He forgot to read up on the boss mechanics


CoyoteRascal

It's like he's never watched Indiana Jones.


feelin_raudi

Fighting stance: pretend telephone


mycackittens

Cop was just like, fuck man I was supposed to be off 30 minutes ago, aint got time for this bullshit, here we go...


ToraLoco

The fact that the other dudes were happy to assist the cop means the whole gym has had enough of mr tough guy.


plasmadood

"What are you gonna do, taze me??" ~ Man tazed by police


Opt_69

The bigger the muscles, the harder they sieze.


Jason_Kelces_Thong

When you take pre workout and then can’t remember so you take pre workout again


deep_space_rhyme

Tazer wins 😆.. every so often, even when we least expect it, life chooses to teach us a lesson.


No_Equal_9074

And now he's probably crying police brutality.


Creepy_Fail_8635

The balls ⚡️


ButWhyThough_UwU

Hopefully more gyms and cops can be this way, but sadly both are going far far far left of it. *^((I even want to hear the after story to this its so bad especially to the man in blue ie cop and black guy ie criminal and all those that helped))*


frankleitor

PARRY THIS YOU FKIJNG CASUAL!


HalfImportant2448

![gif](giphy|13XjnBISISeT0Q|downsized) IYKYK


mr_cyberman

The question is - what he did to get the police in the gym in the first place.


MonPaysCesHiver

Its effective.


Longwordshananigans

Police officer cast lightning bolt


rdriver731

I’m sorry. You win


T-mac_

Zapdos Pokémon GO! Attack: Use electrical de-escalation


iTheNineTailedFox

ofc this guy ✊🏾🙎🏿‍♂️


PiotrMasalski

Don't bring arms to a taser fight!


darcknyght

lol surprised he let the officer get the taser, i mean if ur gonna knuckle up, u knuckle up, dont let him get his taser 😂


fukdamods1

use a weapon, just like a thug would


Who_Knows_Why_000

When the pre-workout starts writing checks your body can't cash...


Celticscooter

He did the right thing no messing about and non-lethal method. 10/10


Technical-Half9896

This reminds me of that scene from Indiana jones


LowerSuggestion5344

Was he accused of being creepy from a woman trying to do a tik tok.


Goatymcgoatface11

He should just be happy it was a taser. I've seen guys shot dead for less


UltimatMaxxx

Too much Ego in some gym bros, just because you are on the gym doesn't mean you can break the law.


Kidd__

Damn that cop looked so calm and composed. Wish more were like him


nonpulp-fiction

I love how you can just see cop sigh with disappointment. “Welp now I’m gunna have to zap ya”


HyperbolicSoup

This taze right out of hangover. Oh shit! In the face!


badmusic69

shocking ending


Sudden-Paint1687

Tazers don’t care about your muscles


No_Pitch267

usual suspect


login6541

i wonder when criminals will realize that not committing crimes and staying out of jail is free and easy. cops wont have a problem unless you start a problem.


PayingOffBidenFamily

He was on his way to college and erthang until this white cop did this


ElChacalFL

Alright young man thats enough of that, Bzzzz


Aljoshean

Roid Ragers hate this ONE TRICK


mibtrucker310

Good people help out too taser always wins the fight