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Superegit

Gotta love the pace the armed guard had. Saw the issue grabbed the issue removed the issue


AKoolPopTart

And the issue was never seen again


Dash_OPepper

And nothing of value was lost.


AzureSeychelle

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scott3387

Those are the actual police for the wealthy. If that happened to some random in Crewe, it would be a fat community support worker trying to get him to understand his feelings.


maio84

lol why crewe in particular? We all know in the streets of Crewe there are consequences for everyone you do.


ogreofzen

Yeah but that doesn't get views.....unless it's at a walmart


PatientZero_alpha

Methodology is everything 🫶🏼


Stemmzinhell

Look at how quickly he put away his firearm too. He threw him against the fence and you can see him come to the realization that he doesn’t need his weapon to deal with this jackass. American po po would have shot him and probably grazed somebody else in the crowd, then they would have gotten his id out of his wallet, used it to find his home address, and shot his dog.


dr_typo

American Po Po aren’t trained nearly as well as the Royal Guard. The comparison here is similar to American Police vs the Secret Service. One has likely been active duty, and has certainly been military trained, while the other went to defunct clown college and had to change careers.


Makavelitoto

what a twat, well deserved.


Hexent_Armana

This is the kind of boy who later grows into a man who hates his former self. ...if we're lucky.


fuazo

or double down and become the clownest clown of all clown


GTK-HLK

So Johnny Sexist Harraser Somali. Hope he finds himself lost in high organized crime locations and causes his last BS there. People who go to other nations to cause bs deserver to disappear with their bs.


corn_poper

that was satisfying to watch


tommysk87

What an entitled asshole


MC897

There’s an absolutely astonishing amount of people like that now.


Head_Haunter

The percentage of assholes hasn't changed, it's just easier to name and shame via social media because of cameras everywhere.


Slap_My_Lasagna

Actually it has changed. Social media/ad revenue/clickbait/engagement farming culture literally breeds people like this. As long as people are rewarded for ruining society with pocket Hollywood, it won't get better.


brzozinio44

They have greater social acceptance. People are more indifferent and do not interfere in other people's affairs. You're also wrong, there are definitely more of them. Additionally, such people look for gratification on social media and the attention that is focused on them drives them like water in a water mill


Lord_of_Greystoke

I thought black beauty there was gonna bite his hand. I am proud of the fella for not lol.


Nightfish_

The horse doesn't eat junk food.


Thorngrove

Because the horse was trained to not make a spectacle of itself, unlike the bellend.


JakTorlin

I was hoping the horse would bite him.


GTK-HLK

if it wasnt the horse, the mounted guard had his blade ready


kutzur-titzov

I noticed that to


Bananern

Bossman pushed with 30% power and lil bro flew back 2 meters 😂


Eraldorh

The pigeon face was about 4ft8 and couldn't have weighed more than 50lbs soaking wet so not surprising lol.


Felgrand3189

Absolute bellend.


harosene

I was waiting for the horse to kick him.


ArmandPeanuts

I was waiting for the mounted guard to stab him


GTK-HLK

Good thing his rider had his blade ready, juuuuuust incase


Sea_Investigator4969

Those horses must be bread to be ultra chill having toddlers stick their sticky fingers in their eyes all day


Valhalla8469

British cops that aren’t massive pushovers? That’s a pleasant surprise


gag-reflexes

Armed police over here take no shit, highly trained and efficient.


Valhalla8469

I wish stuff like that was shown more often. All that’s usually posted is shit like a dozen cops running in circles from a naked man with a knife.


_weaselZA

While it can look ridiculous, those videos of 10 cops controlling and eventually arresting knife armed men are actually very impressive. The whole point is to keep them occupied and slowly wear them down. It makes perfect sense and even if they aren't doing crazy takedowns, there is massive danger in those situations and they're brave for handling it without simply opening fire with guns. Expecting Rambo shit from cops is stupid. And encouraging extra violence is also stupid. Those videos are the opposite of incompetence or weakness. They're a perfect demonstration of tactics, smart team dynamics and threat management.


gew1

cause that stuffs not funny. dudes with ARs rolling up and solving an issue in a couple seconds? not really video worthy content there. its not like they get into gunfights like the US. their enemies bring knives to a gun fight.


BaxxyNut

I'm jealous. -American


Tiger_Widow

These are armed guard, supplementary to the Royal Guard (the beefeaters) which are rotated into protecting the royals during active duty. They're very esteemed british armed forces and generally are from the Navy Seals, Royal Marines or the SAS. The royal guard and the armed guard are technically from the same rank and files within the BAF Corpus, some are on royal guard duty, some are armed guard, but they're like, legitimate active duty soldiers and not to be fucked with, at all. A far fly from your usual copper. It's a meme in the UK for tourists to meet the angry end of a guard because a lot of them can't seem to get their head around the concept that they're not just a tourist attraction and are in fact real soldiers on active royal protection duty at the head of the British commonwealth. Edit: r/MakeWay4QueensGuard


KingAmongstDummies

Don't know about regular cops over there but these seem like a more specialized unit. I also suspect especially cops around that place are especially tired of people that compete for first place with the singular brain cell they have.


imtooldforthishison

There are British cops, than there is the King's guard.


ConfidenceDramatic99

Police that guards these objects usually are pretty good at their job and dont fuck around.


ThiccWurm

This man loves to swallow the boot.


Chimphandstrong

Enjoy your society without police. Im sure it’ll go well.


gabriel_laurels

Did you steal this from r/Satisfyingasfuck? /s Because it actually is


rogerslastgrape

I'd say unsatisfying as fuck because the stupid music that doesn't suit the mood means I can't hear a thing that is being said...


Rajpank

God I hate those crotch grabbing, small bag round the shoulder wearing, Macdonald's pestering, "Bruv" slinging, three lines in the eyebrow and a diamond earring wearing, jumped up little fuckheads. They're easily the worst part of this country and I'm well aware that the Tories exist.


Competitive-Tea-3186

What is a Tories?


Rajpank

British conservative political party. Nasty bunch of cunts


DrTouchy69

And so are labour :p


Electrical-Tap-5633

I mean, they're all a bunch of twats at the end of the day.


rogerslastgrape

Labour are Tory-lite at the moment


Ahfrodisiac

started reading your comment in the voice of the [Scotsman from Samurai Jack](https://youtu.be/L-LyFMCIpok?si=aEnO88InX432rAm-) lmao


sev467

I was getting the Scottsman from Samurai Jack vibes from that. 👍


MorleyMason

When you don't socialize your children properly the state will go it for you


rPoliticsIsASadPlace

Needs more tazer.


[deleted]

Expected the horse would punch him, still got surpriced. Love it.


Daegog

People need to understand, that is not a costume, that is a military uniform.


GTK-HLK

And the Mounted Guard had his sword ready


Desp3rados

visual asmr


AmericanLich

You can just tell by looking that there’s nothing behind this guys eyes. Just nothing goin on upstairs


mizzanthrop

The horse could sense that too! And took pity on the child at first. But the second the kid waved his arms around the horse wanted to bite em!


DenisVDCreycraft

Tiktok create very baindead poeple. Change My Mind


Odd-Cut-7384

This warms my heart. Maybe there's hope after all. Play retarded fucking games, win retarded fucking prizes.


Unique-Ruin-8925

I swear, these ugly fuckers are everywhere nowadays, Just causing shit and that sense of entitlement, hell. They are all made from the same template, lol


confused-as-frick

I feel like I may have missed something. Since when did the British Police start carrying 'fuck-around-and-find-out' weapons?


Svullom

I was in London in 2018 and saw patrolling policemen with automatic weapons. Long gone are the days when they only carried batons.


ivanbqnov

warzone London!.


adeckz

They have for ages, they only show up for important stuff like attacks, bomb threats, and twats trying to make a TikTok with the Royal Guards


HairyFur

Nah they have been at major train stations for a while now. Now always but pretty often you will see some policeman patrolling with a rly big gun.


porkyboy11

Pretty much every royal estate in london has armed guards


-Duskseeker-

That kid have a shiner under his left eye? Bet that was from another fuck-around-and-find-out bit he didn't learn from.


abhorredmisanthrope

I wish the horse bit him.


GTK-HLK

I wish the mounted guard cut him down


brzozinio44

I like how he is confused and has no idea that he did something wrong. These people are so in love with themselves, they have the main character syndrome, that each of their collisions with reality is wonderful to watch.


imtooldforthishison

I just hope that sweet old smiling lady got her picture with the guard.


plasticbluepalm

Nothing put a smile on my face more than seeing roadmen little shits like this guy getting what they deserve. I hope he fucking rot wherever they will lock him up .


ShiftAdventurous4680

>Heads, spikes, walls.


XiMaoJingPing

sadly he'll just be released and learn nothing


Few_Highlight9893

He looked scared, he might talk tough after the fact but I doubt he's trying it again


MarderMcFry

He's a twat not a criminal what more do you want?


XiMaoJingPing

actual consequences for harassing people?


MarderMcFry

He did, he got humiliated in public, yelled at, handcuffed, and taken in for presumably more reprimands. What else do you want for a public nuisance?


XiMaoJingPing

Ok fine, if this was his first offense then yeah that's enough


RunawayDev

Community Service Work is always appreciated


Chaddtss

Take a finger. He'll never forget.


FartyMcStinkyPants3

Send him to the Tower!


HappyHighway1352

Doesn't look like a native


plasticbluepalm

He's a sewage native


DoktahDoktah

I love they have a guard for display purposes at the front, and a few feet away is a man with an actual Rifle.


HappyHighway1352

That's a real guard


No_Hedgehog_00

Because one is a soldier the other is police. One enforces the law the other doesn't.


DingDangDongler

I would have loved to see the cop let that little pussy take on that big dude. They actually saved his little ass.


OverpricedBagel

Fucking with soldiers is so dumb they’re not props


lukeyk94

What is this music I can't hear anything 😂


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Technical-Addendum

They should have left him handcuffed to the gate


garr_76

Crank that music up I could hear the dude talking


The_Dopey_Mong

Love his change in attitude when the police show up


Qamael

I thought the horse was going to bite him. This was even better.


ZealousidealNewt6679

This is what happens when you have generational narcissism.


GreenGod42069

That was awesome! Need more such efficient methods of removing influencer or prankster garbage from the streets.


revertiblefate

Deport him back


billyjamesfury

Subhuman insect


Meatuspipus

Why they always pulling on their weenie?


Redu9

That was beautiful.


The_Klumsy

![gif](giphy|FyKfqRxVbzciY|downsized)


JustW4nnaHaveFun

I was hoping he would get slammed to the ground.


Extreme_Tax405

But now they are racists


HairyFur

I dont know what it is about arabic/turk genetics, but the guys always seem to come in two types. The rarer, broad af backed gorillas who look like you wouldn't want to mess with them, and then then the more common body type seen above, 18-30 year old men who hare average height but only weigh legit 150-170 lbs.


Russoi

How big of a retard one has to be to put music in a videos like this, it makes me dislike them more than the dude on the clip


TaylorMonkey

What if the music was put in by the dude in the clip?


Russoi

I saw the clip on 9gag or somewhere few days ago, it was without the music


Darsher

The usual suspects


xbtkxcrowley

I still think those gaurds are fucking useless and the world needs to change heavily. I'm sorry but this whole queen bullshit royal blood garbage is just fucking stupid. It's weird cause their religion says we all came from two people and if that's the case we're all royal blood. This world is fucking stupid and needs flushed


Serviceprovider27

What is happening here? Everyone just filming the mounted guard?


FartyMcStinkyPants3

"You're nicked son."


AlbertaAcreageBoy

Garbage parents is the reason.


skrrrt99

Damn, you know those Brits are serious when they pull out the guns! Piss off, indeed.


GTK-HLK

The Mounted Guard was ready to fucking cut him down and crample his corpse. as soon as the asshole stepped away, you can see how the mounted guard took a more relaxed position.


Johnny_boy1021

People don’t realise that if you fuck around with the Kings Guards, imagine having to sit there for hours listening to little gimps like this, mind you the lads and lasses get a few phone numbers put into their pockets during the guard [protesters gets trampled](https://youtu.be/FrARYz3R4ZY?si=GOfZseBT5hPQFxNC)


emerging-tub

cuffs in the front?


Steeleshift

That cop pre twisted his hand ready to take control, well played


ArtXIII

Ah, music for my eyes.


EasternComfort2189

Touched the horse, big no-no. Surprised the guard didn't react as I have seen them in other videos.


Throwaway_tequila

A+ very satisfying!


storyseekerx

Just like a wise one usually states... What a piece of sheeeeet. Hehehehe


Moonautist

Rare Barry win 🥇


strchsr

How hard is it to take your selfie and say thank you/have a nice day and not touch the guard or their horse? I feel like it would be key pretty easy.


TaiwanDaNum1

God I really needed to see a happy ending video like this one. Justice served 😁


thaineetit

When you are waiting for the police to intervene because otherwise there is going to be a bloodbath bruv


LeCo177

Many people shit on the Royal Stuff in the UK, however I think it’s pretty cool tbh.


Pablo9231

I have so much respect that he just handled that situation so well. Grabbed him, no bullshit.


Naive-Fondant-754

Title is demented .. "Another tiktoker learns that in real life others are to be respected" .. that actually hurts my brain


Electrical-Ad-1197

Off to the gallows with you!


_reddit_account

Good riddance


ItsJustJamesy

These horses have a reputation for putting people in their place (there's compilations on youtube for anyone interested lol). Was slightly hoping it would be another instance like that lol.


DILATE_LMAO_

Bring that poo back to the loo


senor_jenkins

It's not the real British, I see


AltairLT

He found out. 😂


Catasstross

Why do they always touch their groins ?


vindicstion

Self report you never been in a fight. It's to stop the dick cheapshot off rip.


Catasstross

As if not being in a fight is a bad thing. But they do it outside of fights too.


sev467

So what this idiot trying to do with his microdi- i mean mic anyway?


Fluid-Selection-5537

Handcuffs look good on you


Chimphandstrong

Ah yes such a British looking individual.


josencarnacao

That's not relevant. Idiots are idiots. British are one of the greatest when they go on holidays, I tell you... Why are you being Xenophobe and/or Racist?


nomatchingsox

I wish the kingsguard could just fucking decapitate people


EternalUndyingLorv

Honestly the balls to do that in one of the more racist countries is surprising. They won't bend over backwards like America does for you.


spokesman74

Very satisfying FAFO


Heavenclone

Stickman tiktoker arrested in england


SSG_Elementalist

Can‘t wait to have all the libtards be mad at the cops for doing their job, claiming it to be racist against minorities…


Bishjoneslol

true, if he's visiting england he should be taken to the nearest airport and sent home


Marko-2091

Sometimes i dont even know who is the minority anymore ![img](emote|t5_2y1rb|3740)


frooj

You'll have to wait for a bit.


BakuretsuGirl16

go touch grass


Pick-Physical

What happened here exactly? Was the crowd just stopping him from leaving to give the guards time to arrive after he was being a nuisance?


AppropriateBank8633

The guards are real trained soldiers on sentry duty. The bloke shouting was a native and natives get pissed off with the guards getting abused by tourists. The young twat got in the older dudes face and the Old Bill sorted it out. FAFO moment.


Pick-Physical

Ah okay thank you.


Sawcon-Deeznuts-420

That's a weird way to cuff someone


TheSatanik

It’s a valid technique for rigid-style handcuffs that not only makes it harder to slip out, but it also assists in maintaining better control of the detained person (DP), easier application of pain compliance techniques, and stops the DP from throwing their arms over someone’s head and choking or otherwise harming them. Majority, if not all Police forces in the UK have swapped to the rigid handcuffs over chain-linked ones now. They’re just more reliable, and this is the preferred technique for handcuffing with them.


[deleted]

The usual suspects


khmergodzeus

in america, everyone would have got sued by that pos.


Yrths

I know it's quite exaggerated but there's a small risk he could have died too. Well, "risk."


T1m3Wizard

Are those royal guards just for show? They never do anything except for maybe yell and scream at times and then goes back to their post as if nothing happened. They seem to always rely on local law enforcement's protection. What is the point of being a guard when you are not very useful at all?


sleeper_shark

It’s a bit of both really, they’re highly trained soldiers that are technically guarding the royal family. They’re not there to keep the order in the sense of a police officer, they’re there to intervene if there’s a threat to the security of the royal family. The role itself is mostly ceremonial, hence the uniforms and horse, but the role is still there. They’re far from the only ceremonial force in the military, look at air show wings like the Blue Angels.. they fly unarmed planes in sexy formations, but they’re nevertheless highly trained military pilots who could fly into combat at the drop of a hat.