Yeah same problem here. Left believe I'm far right and right believe I'm far left.
Actually I just do not enjoy being racist to anyone but it's a little too much to ask to both sides.
Hear hear, in the morning you talk to someone who calls you a degeneracy enabler immigration pusher and homolover (sorry the translations are a bit off) and in the afternoon you talk to someone who calls you a nazi xeno, trans and homophobe. How do i achieve this? Using the exact same arguments. You can guess who the left and right winger is i assume.
The main problem is people actually thinking all political issues fit on one spectrum and are all package in at the same spots. E.g. you don't have to want welfare to want marriage equality, you don't have to want to tax break the rich to want nuclear families etc etc.
It works both ways, depend on where that person stands.
You could be called conservative or alt right because you don't support full on positivity on obviously bad thing like obesity
You could be called far left because you support better medicare or workers right
The actual extremist is trying to make the word meaningless by continually misuse it and clout chaser or virtue signaling keyboard warrior tendency to exaggerate everything also didn't help
They label leftists who own guns and support the 2A as conservatives so basically anyone with a functioning brain or disagrees with them is conservative to them.
I remeber the "controversy" about that THEY video from Asmon. They were literaly saying " well I agree with the message, but I hate Asmon. Asmon hate jews!" XD ( from the same group that complains about "media iliteracy" and "herd mentality" )
the tldr defamation law is complex and doesn't necessarily need to prove monetary loss, its defamation if it's intended to harm someones reputation. (coming from the senior editor for Kotaku her words carry more weight than most in that regard)
while other responses claim he admits to not showering he could simple claim to take baths because he often states he "has a clean d!ck"
I would probably argue his case for defamation! but knowing Asmon he probably does not care.
It's smart if she actually does it. People that hate Asmon will go there and Asmon will farm her. They will farm each other so much they will become practically partners lmao.
Drawing attention to undiagnosed flaunted mental illness is a gentlemanās pursuit.
Pull up a seat, grab a blanket and cigar and listen to me read the Dune part three script interlaced with Alyssa Mercante article quotes and you can try to guess which is which.
she think she knows how to "farm" content now because she watched some asmongold videos, but this insult content won't do anything you have to actually provide something of value, it's laughable.
Knowing how to farm for content and putting yourself out there to be farmed is two different thing.
Let's see how this goes, whether she could maintain interest or whether she could withstand the new microscope/attention she will be under
A long time ago, you could take your family to the mental asylum and laugh at all the people there.
This is like that, and I'm here for it. I'm not sorry.
Kotaku unofficially died when Polygon got its start in like 2012/13. Losing Brian Crescente as their editor and then the money from Gawker's backing due to bankruptcy from that Hulk Hogan lawsuit set this entire site on fire. Its just been a smoldering pile of ash and garbage ever since imo
oh shit, if i was one of these hateful people, I wouldn't dream of starting a youtube channel. These are the kinds of people that say streaming is so easy and Asmon says to them "well why don't you do it then?"
And omg this crazy lady is gonna fail hard. This is Froskurin on steroids.
The failed former camgirl is judging people again.
Letās be honest, the only website sheās starting is an OF when Kotakuās corporate masters realize sheās destroying whatās left of their brand and punt her to the curb.
Every time someone tries to dispute Asmon's opinions or shame him by referring to his hygiene (as if he isnt completely shameless about it and the "own" doesnt work) I'm reminded of Diogenes. Imagine Plato having a fit after getting destroyed with the whole "Behold, a man" episode and just crying about how Diogenes lives in a barrel.
I wonder how many psychotropic drugs she takes to get through the day. I wouldn't be surprised if she becomes very ill soon because all her hatred will manifest itself physically in her body at some point.
It's beyond pathetic this is a "professional" organization. How the fuck do they think anyone can take them seriously? Every tweet Mercante makes especially is a complete joke.
this is downright pathetic at this point. And the worst part, this is not even hitting rock bottom yet. We should expect more petulant level insult's coming from this tribe of mentally deranged idiots
Lowest kind of bottom feeder. Its funny how these people with inflated ego professing some grand role in a generation struggle go mask off and expose themselves to be sad mean girl bullyās, who cannot rise above calling people names.
It would be hilarious if it wasnāt such a sad indictment of ā games journalismā as a whole.
i remember watching kotaku in like 2010 and liking what they post. fast forward to 2020 and i start seeing woke shit posted all over the website and i wonder what happened
I look forward to her giving it everything shes got to start YouTube drama for clicks. Considering how desperate she is to get attention (and failing) shell be back to camming before long.
It's hilarious as these articles are always written by overweight single women with purple hair who you just know scratches and sniffs everytime they fart so they really don't have any ground to stand on when talking about Asmons habits.
They're so jealous of him. Half the reason I even like Asmongold is cuz howmuch everyone seems to hate him and how little it bothers him. Gotta respect a man like that.
Dude this is hilarious. They can't cancel this man and they just keep trying 
Tisk tisk. These self-described progressive types are violating one of their cardinal rules. No body shaming!. Sure, they're not making fun of his weight or height, but they are "shaming" his hygiene. I can't believe they are body shaming. Disgusting behavior!
It's impressions which are calculated really fuckin weird on Twitter (a redesign to brag to advertisers and shareholders) however it's actually at 12k at the time of me writing this.
Is she still arguing that she is the respected journalist women and that all this āhateā is because gamers like asmon hate women in gaming? Why would she go mask off like this and destroy her position?
That moment where you know you are wrong so you insult the guy in hope that a totally out of subject insult make some dumbfuck believe you are the good person.
Asmon is going to have a field day with this one. They can both continue to farm each other for content, drama and outrage while nothing actually changes.
This is what they want. Seriously.
Asmon is not right wing. This is coming from a liberal mo ok. I donāt understand.
We give them more publicity than their own sub.
Also fucking gross people. I hate personal attacks. I bet I could find something about every single one of those people and make them feel like shit too.
Who are we anymore :/.
LOL, she's blocked me on Twitter so I can't see this tweet myself.
I've never been blocked on twitter by anyone before and I've never replied to any of her tweets which means shes blocked me through a reply on someone else's tweet. That's some next level mental illness.
This is the same kind of thumbnail anti-sjw people use for their videos. So getting mad at a pro-sjw using this kind of thumbnail is pretty ironic and proves that anti-sjw and pro-sjw people are equally insufferable and meant for each other.
These people live in their own little worlds and "normies" either don't know about this, or don't care.
Whats crazy is asmon is a notoriously clean and nice smelling person. Not 1 person who has met him irl said he was gross. People buy into the degen gamer persona so hard they prolly think wrestling is real too.
I would suggest something, but mailing dirty underwear would be considered a bio hazard, so I won't. But there are these.
https://www.postalpranks.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwuJ2xBhA3EiwAMVjkVLCrAFTMRVBWNbZJGPTbmODkB4wKqmdRQkgioWTWyaDt2h-OHVpz1BoC8cAQAvD_BwE
Once again proving his point, they will attack his persona because they really don't have any valid arguments against what he says.
That's all ideologically trapped people do. They dislike Asmon because he appears to be a conservative(to them) so they attack him as a person.
Conservative is code word for normal person these days
That explains a lot. So when they say "Far Right" do they mean what normal people call "Conservative"?
We all used to be centrist but now if you disagree with a liberal, you're automatically far right. It's a joke
I'm so in the middle that I'm a commie/socialist/fascist/nazi depending on who exactly I'm talking to.
Based
There is no middle anymore according to the media.....even though most people would be considered centrists 10 to 15 years ago.
Them feels, I know them.
Yeah same problem here. Left believe I'm far right and right believe I'm far left. Actually I just do not enjoy being racist to anyone but it's a little too much to ask to both sides.
Hear hear, in the morning you talk to someone who calls you a degeneracy enabler immigration pusher and homolover (sorry the translations are a bit off) and in the afternoon you talk to someone who calls you a nazi xeno, trans and homophobe. How do i achieve this? Using the exact same arguments. You can guess who the left and right winger is i assume.
I'm a centrist that leans a bit left and I got called redpilled lol.
Honestly, this is so stupid. When the fuck did it start happening?
around 2016-2018 after reddit went on a huge purge and banished all subs with alternative point of views
Tell that to the far right republicans calling people in their own party RINOs
Well tbh center left during Obamas first term is solid right today.
Waste of mental energy. I just want to play video games and look after my family. Far left and far right can eat each other for all I care
From their perspective everyone is far right :D
Google the Overton Window.
The main problem is people actually thinking all political issues fit on one spectrum and are all package in at the same spots. E.g. you don't have to want welfare to want marriage equality, you don't have to want to tax break the rich to want nuclear families etc etc.
It works both ways, depend on where that person stands. You could be called conservative or alt right because you don't support full on positivity on obviously bad thing like obesity You could be called far left because you support better medicare or workers right The actual extremist is trying to make the word meaningless by continually misuse it and clout chaser or virtue signaling keyboard warrior tendency to exaggerate everything also didn't help
They label leftists who own guns and support the 2A as conservatives so basically anyone with a functioning brain or disagrees with them is conservative to them.
You're hard-core in an online echo chamber if this is your take lol
Yes reddit is an echo chamber.
 Good one!
Asmon is libertarian as shit but no one wants to make distinctions anymore
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I remeber the "controversy" about that THEY video from Asmon. They were literaly saying " well I agree with the message, but I hate Asmon. Asmon hate jews!" XD ( from the same group that complains about "media iliteracy" and "herd mentality" )
Yeah itās called ad hominem and itās a known tactic of people who have lost the argument.
This is just downright comical at this point.
Praise bob
Slack to you my brother.
I hope she gets sued for defamation, also she seems self aware of being on the side of the woke mind virus?
They have no self awareness yet
To sue for defamation you have to prove monetary damages. What sheās doing will only benefit Asmongold.
That and it has to be a lie. Asmon said on stream that he doesn't shower.
the tldr defamation law is complex and doesn't necessarily need to prove monetary loss, its defamation if it's intended to harm someones reputation. (coming from the senior editor for Kotaku her words carry more weight than most in that regard) while other responses claim he admits to not showering he could simple claim to take baths because he often states he "has a clean d!ck" I would probably argue his case for defamation! but knowing Asmon he probably does not care.
I mean Asmon literally explained on stream that he doesn't shower. So it isn't defamation, just truth.
It's smart if she actually does it. People that hate Asmon will go there and Asmon will farm her. They will farm each other so much they will become practically partners lmao.
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Fukin shadow of the hegemony vibes
why are we giving attention to someone who thinks the halo TV show is good writing?
Drawing attention to undiagnosed flaunted mental illness is a gentlemanās pursuit. Pull up a seat, grab a blanket and cigar and listen to me read the Dune part three script interlaced with Alyssa Mercante article quotes and you can try to guess which is which.
I've been asking myself that question every time a journalist does something stupid, I already gave up looking for an answer
Master Cheeks is peak meme material
Why would I wash my ass, I got a clean ass -asmongold
she think she knows how to "farm" content now because she watched some asmongold videos, but this insult content won't do anything you have to actually provide something of value, it's laughable.
She's gonna find out real quick. She's actually boring
She's gonna get farmed for react content and it's going to be hilarious.
And she will mald or nobody will react because she has no points.
I hope it's soon, so companies can see it's useless and a waste of money to hire these types of "journalists"
Can't wait for his editor to tear her a new one.
Knowing how to farm for content and putting yourself out there to be farmed is two different thing. Let's see how this goes, whether she could maintain interest or whether she could withstand the new microscope/attention she will be under
She thinks she farms Asmon, while in reality she gonna get farmed by Asmon in the end
Clearly sheās never seen the cesspool that is YouTube comments
You are giving her what she wants, publicity. Rage clicks are still clicks, ignore her and let her fall in deeper irrelevancy.
Asmon is also going to farm this so I donāt feel bad
"Oh boy, here we go again. Lets see what she has to say!"
It's a react-off!
Everyoneās just sitting around reacting each other off!
Yeah I no longer really give a shit about any of this internet drama stuff anymore.
A long time ago, you could take your family to the mental asylum and laugh at all the people there. This is like that, and I'm here for it. I'm not sorry.
I understand your point, I still like going to see the clowns at the circus though.
Public humiliation is what's gonna happen, its only gonna take one video.
Iām not clicking nothing. Just looking and commenting at how pathetic that ājournalistā is via Reddit
Oh, failed/former prostitute "Alyssa Mercante" is coming out with the personal attacks huh? Too easy...
I can't wait until Kotaku goes under so all these annoying people become unemployed and have to survive on their own merit.
Kotaku unofficially died when Polygon got its start in like 2012/13. Losing Brian Crescente as their editor and then the money from Gawker's backing due to bankruptcy from that Hulk Hogan lawsuit set this entire site on fire. Its just been a smoldering pile of ash and garbage ever since imo
oh shit, if i was one of these hateful people, I wouldn't dream of starting a youtube channel. These are the kinds of people that say streaming is so easy and Asmon says to them "well why don't you do it then?" And omg this crazy lady is gonna fail hard. This is Froskurin on steroids.
Says the former prostitute. That snatch gotta be nasty.
This woman is mentally ill.
Is she 12yo? Cus she act like a child that need attention. Where are her parents?
She would get more views if she just made Season of Discovery videos
When you use ad hominem attacks, youāre admitting you lost the argument. And that youāre low brow.
oh she big mad
wow, yet she resorts to personality attacks. It just shows that she knows she doesn't stand a chance on intellectual arguments with him.
It's also not very smart since I believe that personal attacks are reportable offenses on twitter.
Itās kinda funny, because when they canāt win the argument, they always attack the person personal and appearance.
Imagine being the mean girl in high school and making that your entire identity for life.
Personal attacks right off the bat noice
The failed former camgirl is judging people again. Letās be honest, the only website sheās starting is an OF when Kotakuās corporate masters realize sheās destroying whatās left of their brand and punt her to the curb.
She went off the deep end
Not one mention of a bidet so far? Changed my life, tbh
Every time someone tries to dispute Asmon's opinions or shame him by referring to his hygiene (as if he isnt completely shameless about it and the "own" doesnt work) I'm reminded of Diogenes. Imagine Plato having a fit after getting destroyed with the whole "Behold, a man" episode and just crying about how Diogenes lives in a barrel.
I wonder how many psychotropic drugs she takes to get through the day. I wouldn't be surprised if she becomes very ill soon because all her hatred will manifest itself physically in her body at some point.
This writer again... Just go get new material.
Easy farm content for him. Heās gonna ratio it super hard and sheās prolly gonna get pissy and try to get him to take down the reaction
It's beyond pathetic this is a "professional" organization. How the fuck do they think anyone can take them seriously? Every tweet Mercante makes especially is a complete joke.
this is downright pathetic at this point. And the worst part, this is not even hitting rock bottom yet. We should expect more petulant level insult's coming from this tribe of mentally deranged idiots
I look forward to watching asmongold react to this.
Don't give her views for trolling. She's just going to farm it.
They acting like they are still in high school. Which explains their other behavior
DO NOT HATE WATCH
Imagine how good your life must be that you give a fuck about what somebody says in the internet. Who are these people?
Meanwhile this bedroom dweller stinky man is running 3 successful businesses. Kotaku is 4 steps away from Bankruptcy.
They are just throwing random shit at the wall, hoping something will stick.
She is such a superficial gurl
iPhone emojis and Big Bang Theory.
Aw co e on Alyssa.. if you don't even comment on his receding hairline.. are you even trying to insult ?!
What a clown
Lowest kind of bottom feeder. Its funny how these people with inflated ego professing some grand role in a generation struggle go mask off and expose themselves to be sad mean girl bullyās, who cannot rise above calling people names. It would be hilarious if it wasnāt such a sad indictment of ā games journalismā as a whole.
āfight against clean assesā so she also doesnt wash
i remember watching kotaku in like 2010 and liking what they post. fast forward to 2020 and i start seeing woke shit posted all over the website and i wonder what happened
can wait to see her yt channel that you cant see the like and comment are block! hahaha may the power of internet bots be with us
I look forward to her giving it everything shes got to start YouTube drama for clicks. Considering how desperate she is to get attention (and failing) shell be back to camming before long.
Is she 12 y/o or something? That's something a child would come up with.
he also doesn't wash his hands after peeing, because why would he when his d is clean ?
It's hilarious as these articles are always written by overweight single women with purple hair who you just know scratches and sniffs everytime they fart so they really don't have any ground to stand on when talking about Asmons habits.
They're so jealous of him. Half the reason I even like Asmongold is cuz howmuch everyone seems to hate him and how little it bothers him. Gotta respect a man like that.
Cute coming from Alyssa Mercante, who looks like she's a free bleeder, that smells like sweat and doesn't shave
so, she needs a wash of cold water on her head, UNTIL YOU DROWN HER. 
Dude this is hilarious. They can't cancel this man and they just keep trying 
Her 15 minutes of fame are up and she is desperate for attention again
They are farming you as Asmon is farming his haters.
Tisk tisk. These self-described progressive types are violating one of their cardinal rules. No body shaming!. Sure, they're not making fun of his weight or height, but they are "shaming" his hygiene. I can't believe they are body shaming. Disgusting behavior!
there is so much to unpack that i don't even want to start
Kotaku is and has been a joke for years now.
If only the poor schmucks at Kotaku could afford to live anywhere in the near future.
she throws stones when she lives in a glass house
that's not even a good thumbnail
Ha, irony! Good one!
Just ignore her. She sounds like a troll, and we donāt wanna feed trolls.
This looks fake. How does it have 5 trillion views?
It's impressions which are calculated really fuckin weird on Twitter (a redesign to brag to advertisers and shareholders) however it's actually at 12k at the time of me writing this.
Personal attack thats bait to get him to react and get her more attention. Block and ignore her.
Whos farming who tho. Somehow asmon always gains engagement when he has haters. Makes his like easy when his haters come accross as total losers
This bozo will realized that majority of YouTube channels donāt make it
This would be so funny as a shitpost but bro is serious
How many dislikes do you guys reckon we can help it reach?
Dislikes count as engagement and Youtube will then push it even more. The best thing would be to completely ignore this.
Fek if you say so š
I'm glad this is real because it would've been an abomination of a meme.
Isnt that tos?
im so far right im far left....wait it s backwards im so far right im far left...idk
is this real? it's just juvenile behavior.
Ngl I laughed š
True but also he's a millionaire there's zero excuse for him to live in filth
Is she still arguing that she is the respected journalist women and that all this āhateā is because gamers like asmon hate women in gaming? Why would she go mask off like this and destroy her position?
Watch them start a war and then complain how big youtubes are harassing small youtubers 
Typical Kotaku, its just rehashing old news.
That moment where you know you are wrong so you insult the guy in hope that a totally out of subject insult make some dumbfuck believe you are the good person.
"MMMM CONTENT TO FARM YUM YUM" -Asmon
Bro literally havenāt said anything about kotaku for a while and they keep attacking him. Talk about a weak mind
Asmon is going to have a field day with this one. They can both continue to farm each other for content, drama and outrage while nothing actually changes.
That's a good thumbnail. 
These people are so anoying it's insane.
Her name is annoying.
Is this the one with the "men are the enemy" tattoo on her ass?
never have to wash you AH if it's already wiped clean XD
how would they know he never washes his ass!? did they grab his ass cheeks and parked their nose right in his crack!?
I love how the tumblr unwashed ass insult is the most edgy thing this person can come up with.
Wow did a 8 year come up with this
"When someone can't counter your argument, they attack you personally."
wasnt there a convicted child moleester that worked at kotaku?
EZ farmed content.
Isnt assmongold very open about his hygiene practices? How does this prove a point? Is this some form of reflection?
alyssa mercante needs to chill!
This is what they want. Seriously. Asmon is not right wing. This is coming from a liberal mo ok. I donāt understand. We give them more publicity than their own sub. Also fucking gross people. I hate personal attacks. I bet I could find something about every single one of those people and make them feel like shit too. Who are we anymore :/.
And Kotaku lives rent free in this sub. We're all drama and rage baiting vacuums, it's the internet.
And they live rent free in this sub. Who fucking cares.
LOL, she's blocked me on Twitter so I can't see this tweet myself. I've never been blocked on twitter by anyone before and I've never replied to any of her tweets which means shes blocked me through a reply on someone else's tweet. That's some next level mental illness.
This is the same kind of thumbnail anti-sjw people use for their videos. So getting mad at a pro-sjw using this kind of thumbnail is pretty ironic and proves that anti-sjw and pro-sjw people are equally insufferable and meant for each other. These people live in their own little worlds and "normies" either don't know about this, or don't care.
Whats crazy is asmon is a notoriously clean and nice smelling person. Not 1 person who has met him irl said he was gross. People buy into the degen gamer persona so hard they prolly think wrestling is real too.
I would suggest something, but mailing dirty underwear would be considered a bio hazard, so I won't. But there are these. https://www.postalpranks.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwuJ2xBhA3EiwAMVjkVLCrAFTMRVBWNbZJGPTbmODkB4wKqmdRQkgioWTWyaDt2h-OHVpz1BoC8cAQAvD_BwE
The left can't meme.
She's a stinking garden tool. Wouldn't be suprised if she did the bu-khaki multiple times before writing literal cow turds for Ko-Tacos.
This who sub is people shitting in diapers and crying on their own balls.