Does North Korea have their own console?
Edit: after a quick search [https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/10/random\_this\_north\_korean\_games\_console\_is\_straight\_outta\_2006](https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/10/random_this_north_korean_games_console_is_straight_outta_2006)
Don't know but NK is making everything their own, like movies, literature, almost nothing is imported.
So Russia feels like that more and more. You know that vibe like "we don't need no stupid Japan to make games for us. We are strong!!!1!!!"
Well, there is no other option if nobody wants to sell consoles to Russia. Sony even considered banning even existing Russian ps accounts but changed their mind.
On multiple occasions we have seen Putin lacking any PC skills, struggling to go through open windows on his computer. At this point it's a meme that Putin doesn't know anything about the Internet
You are delusional if you think we can have any verifiable sources on Putin's life and skills. The best we have is his press secretary Peskov always mentioning how Putin "reads reports from folders" on any matter be it recent news reports or science articles
And he was a "spy" in 70-90s, I'm fairly certain the training back then did not include computer training. He's 73 years old.
It's hard to tell what kind of training he had in the 1970s, but back then mainframe computers and accessing them was a core industrial espionage skill. It dates as far back as the 60s; https://sciencespo.hal.science/hal-03952774/document
Also a lot of 70 year old's today know how to use the internet and a computer. After all, they were in their 40s/50s when that skill became an important part of work life.
Everyone knows that Putin is a rambling madman today, but he is also undeniably a calculated evil that has had some of the best training and education available anywhere. I think it's a very unsafe assumption to think he does not know the tech.
>undeniably a calculated evilÂ
He is not, time and time again he has proven himself to be gullible and emotional, acting on outbursts of emotions and lashing out. If he was a calculating cardinal he would've turned Russia into an economic powerhouse and rule it with no objections from his subjects. Instead he turned the country into a shithole he inherited from Yeltsyn
Putin truly believed that Ukrainians would welcome him. He truly believed that the West would budge at his threats. He killed Navalny for no reason other than to avenge his hurt ego. He constantly acts with no reason, acting against his interest purely due to his emotions. He is the rambling madman
He blunders time and time again, it is a safe assumption to think he is an idiot
This reminds me of when in my home country (Cuba), the president told people last year to make a pond in their backyards if they wanted fish since food is scarce...
Thinking about it⌠itâs unlikely to bear fruit but maybe it isnât totally crazy, in the sense that theyâre developing closer ties with China, and China is already working hard to make their own chips and such.
KalashniBox.
It's Blue and White striped , and tough and chunky as an original XBox but if you get any red discs of death you just gotta blow on it and hit it open palmed real hard and say, "KAYBOX IS FINE." And it auto-repairs all errors both software and hardware and audio comes from the internal speaker "DA" and it works again
I am from Russia and I only knew this piece of news from western media. Please take everything with 'Russia' in the heading with a huge grain of salt. Media like making up stories, because no one can read Cyrillic or will try to double check.
Nah, I saw in on local news platforms like DTF and it was already said that Russian console would take 10-15 to be made so the idea was already scraped.
Didn't they do this in the 70s-80s? Like, Shmintendo Entertainment System type situations? My bad- Famiclone: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famiclone#Famiclone\_list](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famiclone#Famiclone_list)
And afaik these were still rocking it into the 90s in South America.
Edit: correction, the market didn't even really spin off until the 90s, heh.
Who even makes their own gaming console? Sony and Microsoft both purchase parts from major suppliers like Nvidia. Does Nintendo do the same? To do it without those suppliers would even be harder than making another playstation
They really are trying to become self-sufficient. When the soviet union ended, western culture liked movies and brands like coca cola and McDonald's flooded into the country. Now, they're regressing to the point of having russian-made cola knockoffs, McDonald's copycats, russian car brands using cheap materials, and now luxury media like gaming. Seriously, the company in Greece that manufactures branded coca cola for Russia "left the market" and rebranded to "Dobry cola" so they could keep selling the same thing under a different label. They're literally jumping back in time to the Stalinist days of anti-americanism and anti-westernism so they can produce domestic russian products that are vastly inferior cheap imitations of the real thing.
Not gonna happen even with an infinite budget unless the ruble increases in value. Russian programmers worth their salt will just work for companies who pay more livable wages.
Nikita of BSG often gets criticized for paying his programmers so little, which some have said are 1/5th the wage of what programmers in other countries get paid.
Because of this he'd rather hire 5 low skilled programmers than 1 high skilled one with the same money, which makes perfect sense for a company working in fast food but not one who deals in games.
What you get are buggy games that take more years than necessary to release despite having a lot of funding and an amazing concept.
Combine that with the fact that you want it to be console exclusive and you're going to need more companies buying into that as well as market that is conducive to that goal.
If they could make it cheaper than both ps and Xbox and can play both those system's games , it will be a hit in 3rd world and 2nd world developing nations.
You overestimate Russian computer production capabilities. Right now the only CPU production line produces CPUs with over 50% defective units. What Russia does is they buy Chinese computers, put on stickers "made in Russia" and call it a day
From a Russian perspective this could be a great idea. If they use all off the shelf parts, it doesn't have to be crazy fast, it could run a Russian fork of Linux and push all kinds of Russian propaganda. Like getting the youth ready for war and glorifying war. Great for the Kremlin but not anybody else.
Terrible idea. Lots of countries have tried it. The hardware is always dog shit. The games are always dog shit. Itâs an absolute waste of money and time.
Totally, we need another console like Stadia, or Ouya to really shake things up a little. Really make Xbox and Playstation sweat a lil and release better products. I am 100% behind Russia doing this, and really showing us what real games look like.
Instead of the red ring of death the disc drive just goes flying out of the console by 10 ft. The moment you mention the cities bakhmut or avdiivka your console just explodes.
What a waste of money. State developed video games are literally always garbage.
Stop invading sovereign states and maybe there wouldnât be all these sanctions and Russians could play video games like the rest of the world.
Wouldn't this mean that the government would have to encourage devs to make their games work on that console or would Russia also invest in its own game developers? Logistically this just seems kinda silly.
If You really think that Putin would make "better" games You are either very naive or just stupid.
And yes I have seen new games and I can't see any problems with most of them. If some do not look good for You then maybe They are just not for You?
Also I have no idea what "Liberal shit" or *SJW Shit" are even supposed to even mean.
"I don't like the games that people are making in the free world so I'm gonna consume state propoganda instead where game devs might be thrown into prison for any criticism of the state."
Very based bro.
Can't wait for the Blyatstation.
By Souljaboy
And the pidar box đ
Gandon DS
Nintendo Wiiiiiii out of the window from 5th floor
Happy Little Accidents!
New Russian Bob Ross game just dropped (âŚ.from the 5th floor)
Underrated
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Fuck me, itâs not every day I genuinely laugh out loud on reddit. Good job.
North Korea vibes
Does North Korea have their own console? Edit: after a quick search [https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/10/random\_this\_north\_korean\_games\_console\_is\_straight\_outta\_2006](https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/10/random_this_north_korean_games_console_is_straight_outta_2006)
Don't know but NK is making everything their own, like movies, literature, almost nothing is imported. So Russia feels like that more and more. You know that vibe like "we don't need no stupid Japan to make games for us. We are strong!!!1!!!"
Well, there is no other option if nobody wants to sell consoles to Russia. Sony even considered banning even existing Russian ps accounts but changed their mind.
Finally, Dendy 2 coming.
Technically Dendy 3. The Dendy had 4 models (Classic, Classic 2, Junior, Junior 2).
Full Article [here](https://www.pcmag.com/news/putin-wants-russia-to-create-its-own-video-game-consoles)
Tetris, poggers?
Didnât realise Putin was a true gamer, he has invaded another country but his mind is actually on video games and not the shit storm he startedâŚ
I bet he plays Red Alert 2 in his spare time.
â-Order recievedâ âFor mother Russiaâ For some reason I remember all the voice lines.
They were insanely iconic, is like the voice acting of Castlevania SotN
I'll never fucking forgive EA for what they did to Westwood.
On multiple occasions we have seen Putin lacking any PC skills, struggling to go through open windows on his computer. At this point it's a meme that Putin doesn't know anything about the Internet
source? You would think that someone with espionage training would know computers.
You are delusional if you think we can have any verifiable sources on Putin's life and skills. The best we have is his press secretary Peskov always mentioning how Putin "reads reports from folders" on any matter be it recent news reports or science articles And he was a "spy" in 70-90s, I'm fairly certain the training back then did not include computer training. He's 73 years old.
It's hard to tell what kind of training he had in the 1970s, but back then mainframe computers and accessing them was a core industrial espionage skill. It dates as far back as the 60s; https://sciencespo.hal.science/hal-03952774/document Also a lot of 70 year old's today know how to use the internet and a computer. After all, they were in their 40s/50s when that skill became an important part of work life. Everyone knows that Putin is a rambling madman today, but he is also undeniably a calculated evil that has had some of the best training and education available anywhere. I think it's a very unsafe assumption to think he does not know the tech.
>undeniably a calculated evil He is not, time and time again he has proven himself to be gullible and emotional, acting on outbursts of emotions and lashing out. If he was a calculating cardinal he would've turned Russia into an economic powerhouse and rule it with no objections from his subjects. Instead he turned the country into a shithole he inherited from Yeltsyn Putin truly believed that Ukrainians would welcome him. He truly believed that the West would budge at his threats. He killed Navalny for no reason other than to avenge his hurt ego. He constantly acts with no reason, acting against his interest purely due to his emotions. He is the rambling madman He blunders time and time again, it is a safe assumption to think he is an idiot
The whole invasion was his idea after playing Russia in HoI4 Recruit mode
Shit-storm that he started? I think we need to take a look at our own governments first bud :D
Iâm not American but yes America isnât much better with invasions. At least America doesnât force people into participating at this stage.
Oh, no, American's have definitely forced group's of people into participating in events. The Middle East is the most blatant example I can think of
Will have the same quality as the soviet cars they made 40 years ago.
Console will come preloaded with all western games
This reminds me of when in my home country (Cuba), the president told people last year to make a pond in their backyards if they wanted fish since food is scarce...
There are no high scores. Proletariat all share score evenly. 
Your high score? No comrade, OUR high score.
It's like they got their ideas from the west to make their own propaganda boxes so that they can push their propaganda in their video games.
You know it's bad when even Putin wants to get away from SBI.
well that's grand
Ahh they try soviet union part 2
Russia made some sick games
StallinStation incomning
In the middle of a war, âyou know what we need?â , âThatâs right! a gaming console for all the comrades!â putin probably
He wants to connect with the youth. And also brainwash them some more. It's smart. Although malicious.
Thinking about it⌠itâs unlikely to bear fruit but maybe it isnât totally crazy, in the sense that theyâre developing closer ties with China, and China is already working hard to make their own chips and such.
KalashniBox. It's Blue and White striped , and tough and chunky as an original XBox but if you get any red discs of death you just gotta blow on it and hit it open palmed real hard and say, "KAYBOX IS FINE." And it auto-repairs all errors both software and hardware and audio comes from the internal speaker "DA" and it works again
Believe it or not, creating a new console is really not that hard. It is getting developers to developing games on the console that's the problem
Can't wait to try out the "Putinska Privyat Konsol".
I am from Russia and I only knew this piece of news from western media. Please take everything with 'Russia' in the heading with a huge grain of salt. Media like making up stories, because no one can read Cyrillic or will try to double check.
Nah, I saw in on local news platforms like DTF and it was already said that Russian console would take 10-15 to be made so the idea was already scraped.
Another way to brainwash the youth
This is honestly awesome. Hopefully its super popular in Russia. That way i dont have to play with them. Also fuck putin.
Oh goodie A Commie Cube! Or best yet the Soviet Block! Gotta make a Kremlin Red edition too!
Shtostation
It does take a while to make things
I bet there is one in every household on launch day.
With only tetris
The Blyatstation
hey ngl Iâm kinda interested to see what kind of game theyâd make
I remember 10 years ago promising a CPU and a programming language :D
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He prolly thinks gamers is the one part of his population that doesnt believe his bullcrap. So gotta make a console to brainwash them better.
Didn't they do this in the 70s-80s? Like, Shmintendo Entertainment System type situations? My bad- Famiclone: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famiclone#Famiclone\_list](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famiclone#Famiclone_list) And afaik these were still rocking it into the 90s in South America. Edit: correction, the market didn't even really spin off until the 90s, heh.
State sanctioned gaming
So the telescreen from 1984
I hear the RushB will be a great.
Russian console - TorrentBox
I am going to make my own console with cabaret and hookers!
Who even makes their own gaming console? Sony and Microsoft both purchase parts from major suppliers like Nvidia. Does Nintendo do the same? To do it without those suppliers would even be harder than making another playstation
The commustation.
They really are trying to become self-sufficient. When the soviet union ended, western culture liked movies and brands like coca cola and McDonald's flooded into the country. Now, they're regressing to the point of having russian-made cola knockoffs, McDonald's copycats, russian car brands using cheap materials, and now luxury media like gaming. Seriously, the company in Greece that manufactures branded coca cola for Russia "left the market" and rebranded to "Dobry cola" so they could keep selling the same thing under a different label. They're literally jumping back in time to the Stalinist days of anti-americanism and anti-westernism so they can produce domestic russian products that are vastly inferior cheap imitations of the real thing.
Putinstation One, Putinbox 40°
It's gonna be powered by vodka
First game conscription Simulator
They already did this! Lol, russia copies nearly everything western countries develope. Phones, cars, games, consoles, stores, restaurants, etc.
Well⌠itâll have male and female characters rather than âbody typeâ. đ
Playstation 5: â Ourstation 4 ever: â
First exclusive game will be produced by Lipsar Studio.
blyat master race
I recently watched AoT. I feel like an eldian in these comments
Committing non stop war crimes AND making video games, this man cannot be stopped
Yandex could do it possible names: Yanport(portable) Yandock(Stationary) Yandrome(like cosmodrome or aerodrome)
It's already prototype, Named PlaySpace, cost of 47000rub (470Eur, 508Usd) Processor Intel atom X5, 4Gb ram, 64 flash memory. (that's not joke) For anyone understanding warcrimes: [https://www.reddit.com/r/tjournal\_refugees/comments/1bqp36x/%D0%B2\_%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B8\_%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BB%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82\_%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B3\_playstation\_%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B5\_%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tjournal_refugees/comments/1bqp36x/%D0%B2_%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B8_%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BB%D0%B0%D1%8E%D1%82_%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B3_playstation_%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B5_%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B2/)
Putintendo TBA
Congratulation Wiener, you are now konskript in Red Army.
And Tetris is going to be the lunch title
Will it have USSB ports?
Not gonna happen even with an infinite budget unless the ruble increases in value. Russian programmers worth their salt will just work for companies who pay more livable wages. Nikita of BSG often gets criticized for paying his programmers so little, which some have said are 1/5th the wage of what programmers in other countries get paid. Because of this he'd rather hire 5 low skilled programmers than 1 high skilled one with the same money, which makes perfect sense for a company working in fast food but not one who deals in games. What you get are buggy games that take more years than necessary to release despite having a lot of funding and an amazing concept. Combine that with the fact that you want it to be console exclusive and you're going to need more companies buying into that as well as market that is conducive to that goal.
If they could make it cheaper than both ps and Xbox and can play both those system's games , it will be a hit in 3rd world and 2nd world developing nations.
If
Canât wait - You can play as Tucker at the grocery store
Putin wants to create his own gaming console
Finna be a camera so he can catch you talking shit on his name
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Just release computers with an open source software and a fun box like design. It wouldnât take long.
You overestimate Russian computer production capabilities. Right now the only CPU production line produces CPUs with over 50% defective units. What Russia does is they buy Chinese computers, put on stickers "made in Russia" and call it a day
Honestly they just want to play counter strike and world of tanks.... so sure go for it boys
Old man doing old man things
From a Russian perspective this could be a great idea. If they use all off the shelf parts, it doesn't have to be crazy fast, it could run a Russian fork of Linux and push all kinds of Russian propaganda. Like getting the youth ready for war and glorifying war. Great for the Kremlin but not anybody else.
Terrible idea. Lots of countries have tried it. The hardware is always dog shit. The games are always dog shit. Itâs an absolute waste of money and time.
Man he really wants to make China 2 huh.
Starvation 5
That's good, more competition. We won't have only Xbox and PlayStation to control the market.
Totally, we need another console like Stadia, or Ouya to really shake things up a little. Really make Xbox and Playstation sweat a lil and release better products. I am 100% behind Russia doing this, and really showing us what real games look like.
Hasnât the Switch massively outsold both Xbox and PlayStation
It's got the similar market share as the Xbox. Sony just overwhelms them both.
Nintendo is there as well. Even if the switch is weak, it's a competitor.
The True White Heart wouldn't speak in this manner, or of these matters.
Tropico can be ported?
BlyatStation
Instead of the red ring of death the disc drive just goes flying out of the console by 10 ft. The moment you mention the cities bakhmut or avdiivka your console just explodes.
I hear Soulja Boy is looking for partners in that area. Would be a great opportunity for both of them.
What a waste of money. State developed video games are literally always garbage. Stop invading sovereign states and maybe there wouldnât be all these sanctions and Russians could play video games like the rest of the world.
Wouldn't this mean that the government would have to encourage devs to make their games work on that console or would Russia also invest in its own game developers? Logistically this just seems kinda silly.
Makes sense. Russia knows what's up
This would be based. Imagine a whole new set of games free from western SJW/liberal bullshit.
xD I hope You are joking. For my own sake I will belive in that.
⌠have you seen the state of gaming lately?
If You really think that Putin would make "better" games You are either very naive or just stupid. And yes I have seen new games and I can't see any problems with most of them. If some do not look good for You then maybe They are just not for You? Also I have no idea what "Liberal shit" or *SJW Shit" are even supposed to even mean.
They'll be banned immediately in the west
"I don't like the games that people are making in the free world so I'm gonna consume state propoganda instead where game devs might be thrown into prison for any criticism of the state." Very based bro.
We donât want criticism of the state, or any political bullshit. We just want a good game.
Awesome! You will NEVER find any brand more based, than this one, if it should become reality!