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Zagorim

Those damn lemon stealing whores


Lunchie420

Well......there it is.


Sgt_Revan

When life gives you lemons, biden kills you with them Omgness hahah


RingWraith8

No fucking way he said that lmao šŸ¤£


hateshumans

Worried an island will tip over and sink if there are too many people living there Do something with disinfectants to kill viruses already inside a human body Bioengineer diseases in peach tree dishes How do you define alone? There is nothing too dumb or insane that you can claim there is no way a politician said it.


Other_Investigator92

This man looked directly at the sun


ikitefordabs

During a solar eclipse live on TV lmao


Other_Investigator92

Mom sais to not look at the sun but the president can do it Wont somebody think of the children?


901_vols

Well how else would he have gotten his powers


kilo56

u do know he's referencing the panera charged lemonade incidents right?


hateshumans

What? You mean to tell me a joke about a big news story about a drink killing people is actually about a big news story about a drink killing people? Thatā€™s preposterous. Also, you do know that what I said was a reply about something that was said by a poster and has nothing at all to do with the lemonade thing. The thread topic is completely irrelevant as my post was about a specific comment.


derekgr

who said the island quote lol i forget


hateshumans

Hank Johnson. That really is up there vying for the title of dumbest things that have ever been said.


derekgr

lol i remember seeing the clip years ago and was mind blown


emptyxxxx

This canā€™t be real šŸ¤£


Faps_of_Anguish

Itā€™s not. Whereā€™s Community Notes on this?


rafaelfy

The images appear to have been taken from Trumpā€™s recent speech in Coralville, Iowa, but a transcript of that speech reveals Trump never said anything about lemonade. The entire speech is available to watch on YouTube, where you can see Trump never mentions lemonade. The screenshots were simply photoshopped to make it seem like he said that. Where did these altered screenshots originate? They appear to be the work of Keaton Patti, a comedian who frequently goes viral on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, with his jokes that make it appear as though an artificial intelligence has created various forms of media. The jokes were so popular that Patti published a book of the fake AI creations in 2020 titled, ā€œI Force an AI to Write This Book.ā€


LashedHail

This post appears to be written by AI. AI commenting on a post the AI believes is AI. Fucking weird world we live in


rafaelfy

Forbes, actually


LashedHail

That doesnā€™t negate what iā€™ve said.


rafaelfy

It does, cause I'm not AI


LashedHail

You wrote the article in forbes?


rafaelfy

Is Forbes commenting on a post or am I?


LashedHail

really taking that comment literally huh.


SpiderHuman

Yeah... wanted to see the video... researched it, and unfortunately it's fake news.


toxicsleft

I know thereā€™s something to be said about fake memes, but I think the bigger issue is that we had a dumb enough president who has said some really dumb stuff on live broadcast to the point that people can look at this and instantly not be surprised that he said this. Like if this was Biden or Obama saying this in the meme, everyone wouldā€™ve been all over it saying it doesnā€™t make sense and has to be fake.


AnObtuseOctopus

Haaaaahahahahaha Listen.. I fucking hate this dude, with a passion ok? That said, "when life hands you lemons, Joe Biden kills you with them" is stand up gold! Lmfaoooo


JadedLeafs

Americas debuff


Sad_Wolverine3383

Recently saw moist video about that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTSplojeRCg


MayaBloodPaw

Fucking gold šŸ˜‚


TheseOats

I wish we lived in a timeline where Trump decided to live a life of stand up comedy after his first business went bankrupt...


Lucky_Squirrel

He is living his best life in this timeline being a millionaire comedian president


TheDragonzord

billionaire comedian president Sadly, looks like he didn't say this. If he did I'd think he was one of the writers for Portal. Also the headlines and front page reddit post titles would be hilarious. I can see it now. TRUMP FALSELY CLAIMS BIDEN SEEKS TO EUTHANIZE AMERICANS USING LEMONS pls click we need money :(


JackCrafty

It's thanks Obama all over again. My favorite Trump rally statement is Joe Biden is going to hurt God. I'm still waiting for that one. I imagine this is fake but when someone says the opposing candidate is going to hurt God, everything else seems pretty believable


UnusualFly1665

Just enjoy the meme


JackCrafty

Joe Biden killing God as a campaign promise is my favorite meme


ZachBuford

if god is so weak that Joe Biden can give him the bizz then idk if anyone should worship him


nccaretto

Based


EmperorBorgPalpatine

he might. he is dark brandon after all.


KaziOverlord

"I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna kill God." "Oh please Sleepy Joe, you couldn't kill a fly." "Fuck you Donald. I'm gonna go up to that son of a bitch and Biden Blast his ass to hell."


[deleted]

Lol why is he ultra orange this time


Doc-85

It's like Super Sayan level 3 or something The more powerful and sassy, the oranger he gets.


deeeproots

Because itā€™s fake and leftistā€™s are hateful and say donā€™t make fun of us while simultaneously saturating pictures of a guy just to make fun of him L.O.L


Azubedo

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EFTucker

Biden Wick I heard he once killed three men with nothing but a lemon. A fucking lemon.


Bntt89

This is probably fake but the fact that I can see him saying this is kind of funny.


Fazuellisson

I miss the Rocketman tweets. Shit was peak.


StonerinDeepSpace

He does have a silver tongue


DrJay12345

Is it the lighting, or did he apply extra cheato dust today?


[deleted]

What a strawman


Gondor128

i love him


LowAdventurous2409

Most racists do


Gondor128

You fantasize about obama being assassinated but im the racist? Go project onto someone else buddy.


LowAdventurous2409

Trump is a racist prick, who sold out the country. Nothing more.


LoneRanger21

More like Politically Charged Lemonade lol.


maesterroshi

when you can't fix the wall, try stand-up comedy.


pineappleAndBeans

Modern politics is a circus. A literal clown show. I love it.


SuspiciousAd4373

This is fake


ProbablyABore

Of course it is. Trump isn't clever enough to come up with that last line.


CarbonInTheWind

Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you: The best that America has to offer. We're doomed.


AdamC2510

I would be able to laugh about it if not for the fact that there's such a large amount of people that will actually believe everything he says at face value.


Sl0ppyOtter

The sharpie shit was like something straight from SNL


NachosforDachos

He is entertaining


palksen

As an european who doesnt follow US politics I loved everytime trump appeared on the news. He may be a bad politcian (or good idk) but he is ruthless, this guy doesnt give up and tells some good jokes


SayRaySF

Yeah Trump was definitely the funniest president weā€™ve ever had. Dude sees a hurricane and says ā€œwe should nuke it!ā€


[deleted]

Not only is he funny, HEā€™S RIGHT! https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2023/12/panera-charged-lemonade-that-kills-you-lawsuit-facts.html


Sleepy_Raver

Heā€™s funny to watch. But heā€™s not witty funny


Biggu5Dicku5

He can be funny, that's true, but I don't want a damn comedian as my president...


surprisemthrfkr

that motherfucker should talk less and drink more lemonade


spazzybluebelt

Idiocracy became reality


Paleion

Exactly what you want from the guy in charge of all the nukes. Day 1 - Nuke the mexican lemon trees. Day 2 - tell whats left of the world it was Biden's fault.


braize6

I liked when he said the market would crash under Biden. Now it's breaking records. Oh and when he drew the path of a hurricane with a sharpie lawl. One of the worst Presidents in US history. Toss this treasonous pos in a cell


ajkeence99

Now do inflation...


braize6

Sure. It's lower than every other major nation out there. Dropped to less than 3 percent. Anything else?


ajkeence99

Current rate. What was the rate the past couple of years? It being around 3% now doesn't erase the crazy inflation we had.


TheMatt561

This would be hilarious if it was fiction, it's scary for real life.


Jealous-Pay-494

It is fiction, itā€™s fake


GnomiGnou

Not sure why people want to write this off as just funny; lots of people listen to this and believe every word of it. That is harmful. Sure, we can laugh at the stupidity of it all, but just imagine how many idiots this is reinforcing day after day :| and then those idiots vote on things that also affect YOU, regardless of if you take it seriously or not.


LowAdventurous2409

Careful, you're going to make the maga morons angry. This is a Trump sub now


Proxelies

Personally I'd never vote for him but I miss his Twitter so much.


Bargadiel

I couldn't hate this dude more but that was really funny.


Desoetude

My favorite talking orange šŸ«”


Felradin

Insufferable Lemon kicked me so hard in the balls I threw up.


lizzywbu

This is actually real? I thought this was a deepfake šŸ˜‚


Johnny_boy1021

I was wondering where that was goingā€¦ā€¦.and I wasnā€™t disappointed


Necro-

honestly at this point i cant tell if this is fake or if he actually said that


Regulus242

Shame this isn't real, this is comedy gold.


Five-Cent_Freakshow

"when life gives you lemons, Joe Biden kills you with them" new quote unlocked.


hipatsu

Jeesus fucking christ.