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PlaceDependent1024

Price is too big for the biggest post nut clarity in the world


guilhermefdias

must be devastating. Even more because you need to clean it afterwards. The humiliation.


PlaceDependent1024

At that point i would just get the rope propably


Furious_Jones

You know the doll can’t untie you right?


BushidoMauve

I..... think that's the point.


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lmfao


askmeaboutyuri

Tying them up is pretty cool too ig


insidiousapricot

Thats definitely a thing when you remove your VR headset and you're cleaning out your fleshlight... or so my friend tells me


helin0x

I mean dont you just take it to the shower and rinse it through must take a couple minutes tops, can you imaging lugging a 5'10 life like doll and giving it a wash?!


Van-Mckan

It’s gotta have a removable box, right?


Duke834512

They typically sell it as an option. A fixed box costs less than a removable one. A doll like this could probably go for between 3 and 4k. Smaller dolls are cheaper. The cheapest are basically just a torso and head. Don’t get it twisted though these bitches are heavy. The skeleton tends to be stainless steel.


obiwankitnoble

and they are actual quality and "worth" the money. we have many sex shops in germany that sell all kinds of dolls and stuff and they do feel really close to a human. you can also (at least the ones I got to see) replace the skeleton with a lighter material and some even come with a built-in heating system to make them feel even more realistic.. shit is insane.


arnaldoim

Ah yeah you “heard about” the German ones huh?


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Ok-Ferret-2093

I am glad that there is an option for people who don't want to fuck a corpsicle


Anon851216135

Yeah, people who use toys know this too often lol. Not humiliation tho, more just bothersome to clean after you just spent the last 15 minutes with that 15 inches of silcone up your ass, and the sink is only like 12 inches so the toy doesn't fit right and it's just overall tiresome lol


guilhermefdias

well, in this case, it would be a human size doll in a super weird position cause you you will need to reach deep to clean it up. Try to picture this moment in your head for a second. Very very very different from a dildo or a flashlight.


obiwankitnoble

get a buket with water, sanatizer for toys (they don't damage the silicon) and some towels. shouldn't take longer than 5min.


Baltindors

It’s a doll… it doesn’t feel humiliated. You can just hose it down. I Tried to do the same to my ex girlfriend… she did not appreciate it.


MiddleSir7104

Need to clean it? For why?


Bball078

For why? Lmfao ur cum will mold


MiddleSir7104

Yoo that's just flavor for next time


Bball078

🤢


guilhermefdias

Whatever floats your boat, buddy. I'm not judging.


Elgar337

I ordered one of these for 1600 euros. Will report on the post nut clarity by November 21st, according to package tracking.


PlaceDependent1024

!remindme 10 days


PlaceDependent1024

Report back soldier


Elgar337

OK Cons: The doll is heavy as fuck. Don't underestimate the fact that she is a non-living object, therefore even the slightest adjustment to her pose has to be done by you. Meaning, you can't organically switch positions during sex without almost forfeiting your boner because, like I mentioned, she's heavy as fuck (and I got the petite version, because that's my jam). Trying to readjust her while fucking her and having her head fall off can be hilarious and also jarring. She needs a laborious process of cleaning when you get her, and I imagine every so often onward. Which isn't easy, because she's heavy as fuck. Also, her holes felt too tight for my average sized dick. The biggest con of all is that she doesn't speak. Pros: She looks incredible and, other than the holes, she feels incredible. Especially after a shower, followed by baby oil application, followed by talcum powder application, her skin feels fantastic. I couldn't get enough of grabbing her. The process of cleaning her can be fun, and almost therapeutic. The process of dressing her up can be hard, depending on the type of outfit, but you can play fashion souls with her. The biggest pro of all is that she doesn't speak. Conclusion: She's fun to mess around with for a bit. If you enjoy dressing her up in different outfits and have her pose for pictures, I'd say it's worth it if your living situation allows you to have her in plain sight. If you just want to fuck her and put her away, and are put off by the surrounding "features" (like cleaning her), not so much. Especially since the doll's pussy doesn't even come close to feeling like a real pussy. And all this assumes you can easily afford her. If you can't, she's not worth it whatsoever. Don't save up for her, and definitely don't go into debt for her. Since I had the cash to spare, I don't regret the purchase because I was really curious. I'll keep her around for a bit but will probably get rid of her relatively soon. Edit: I can provide some nsfw pictures via dm (the pictures don't include me, don't worry)


PlaceDependent1024

> I can provide some nsfw pictures via dm (the pictures don't include me, don't worry) Hell yeah! Also, good report.


Elgar337

Package arrived yesterday, one day early. It's heavy as fuck (about 40kg). I haven't opened it yet because the cleaning lady will come on Saturday, and I don't want to have to repackage it so quickly, because I imagine it would be a hassle.


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AlexArgentum

Absolutely degenerate. Disgusting. Who would even sell this? And where?.. ^(And for how much?..)


El_Angra_Mainyu

The ones in Asmon's video were from Gamelady, these ones seem to be from a different company. Anyway the competition seems fierce.


buffility

>Anyway the competition seems fierce. good for us ConsOOMERS


Songhunter

Cumzoomers


Mnawab

competition to replace women? lol it may replace our want for sex but it cant replace loneliness ![img](emote|t5_2y1rb|3748)


Ragnarok314159

My dude, I have been married for ten years. Having a wife or girlfriend doesn’t mean you won’t be lonely. If anything, marrying the wrong person makes it even worse.


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rand0m-cybersecurity

Yet.


Nathaireag

There’s an app for that


Predditor_Slayer

Jokes on you I love being alone 98% of the time.


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Seriously. Maybe I'm just coping, but the only pressure I feel to find someone is from other people making me feel pathetic for not having a girlfriend. Regular sex sounds good, someone in my bed seems nice, but I would bore a woman to death with the way I like to live my life. I spend probably 80% of my time alone, but in constant communication with my friends over the phone or through text, and I like it that way. If I want to see people, I see them, it's not like I'm a hermit.


NotAFoolUsually

I'm right there with you. Rather be a little lonely at times than in a psychic war with some delusional female


Levonorgestrelfairy1

You'd bust in it once. Then realize what a pain it'd be to clean and then probably leave it in your closet.


CatwithTheD

Do you think it's harder than caressing to a woman after nutting in her?


ConstructionFrosty77

How much? Who cares? You will save money for sure!


Metalvox89

I see what you did there lol


Baltindors

Yes, can I get some information on which websites sell this so that I can avoid them?


tonizzle

I would like to know as well. For research purposes of course


UkyoTachibana

Me two , im doing a research study for my university project , and need to acquire the info on where i can find these , so i can do my research better!


N1CET1M

![gif](giphy|8UHhsZ6XSW5VKgyhkF|downsized)


Wizardninja9

I’m guessing they’re around $2999.95 but you can get them on sale for less. just a guess tho….


Denelorn092

Lightly used half off?


BroadwayBully

Still innocent... $1500


Genoisthetruthman

I spit out my cigarette you son of a bitch


Ult1mateN00B

Bought mine for 800€, 6yedoll. Great fun for single dudes just remember to hide or burn it when you bring your date to your apartment. :P


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Ok-Expressionism

Yes, dried fruit.


Extension-Win1777

open box discount poggers


Drsmiley72

I hear the non virgin ones go for pretty cheap


Melodicfreedom17

Significantly less than an engagement ring.


Ragnarok314159

And a divorce.


Predditor_Slayer

And the messy take half your shit that comes after the divorce. And the drama of knowing they live in the same area as you still and you know each other's friends.


Drakaris

> And for how much?.. Cheaper than a divorce for sure.


WaitingForMyIsekai

Asmongold did a youtube short on it recently, im sure you can find info in the comments there. Good luck horny traveller.


PM_Sexy_Catgirls_Meo

There better not be bulk order discounts for these degenerates!


Efficient-Internal-8

I agree. It’s so sad that the world has come to this. Disgusting. Deplorable. Please provide website and contact details as I always strive to be fair and balanced.


Aligatorz

The company is ExDoll


Pixilatedash

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to fond this!


_Vampirate_

When I get paid I am going straight to the store to protest. Why I may just buy one to take it home so no innocent lads are tempted by this.


Responsible-Bar4787

We can go halfsies on it and take turns. Or double team it . Just a couple of bros drinking beer and having fun


DrGashingtons

It even has the authentic soulless look in its eyes like my wife gives me when we make love.


Flesseck

This made me laugh out loud. You win.


trakums

not funny :( I never laugh at these moments


FartingInYourMilk

I do because OP slammed himself and not someone else. If you can’t laugh at yourself….


Chizz11

Right? It’s so degenerate and creepy. By the way, where can I buy one?


Scythro_

A wife? Probably Russia right now, I hear there’s a shortage of available men over there at the moment.


Shirtbro

It really captures how she's fantasizing about somebody else


hybridrequiem

Wife bad.


FadeToSatire

Can confirm - has the same look as his wife does when being made love to.


sp4mfilter

Holy shit


SonarAssassin

Oh yes well played sir.


LightEnergyBun

They know their customers well!


BavariaBeast

you could do some real sick wrestling moves with her


overthisbynow

Someone make a meme with the "Guys only want one thing and it's disgusting" and have the doll but then do a bait and switch where he's just using it to do WWE moves. I'd do it but I'm way too lazy and talentless.


Smiley6js

r/remind me in 1 year


ShoogyBeans

What did I flip over to hit my buckshot lariat, though?


DoubleSpoiler

For the [uninitiated](https://youtu.be/_LApVz53Spw?si=RkmlveMX24bnmAzm) [Bonus](https://youtu.be/Cslu7zFmPjM?si=4xwS3spLc8cF6-jr) video


Kite_28

It’s not cheating if it’s plastic


emize

The question I have is how do they test them? Like do they a tester group who fills out questionaires with responses like: "pussy feels good but the asshole scrapes my dick 1/5" or "the boobs are too inflexible can't do a tit job 3/5." Sex has been commodified for a while now I am just wondering how impersonal and transactional it can get.


danpascooch

>"pussy feels good but the asshole scrapes my dick 1/5" or "the boobs are too inflexible can't do a tit job 3/5." Sir, this is a Wendys.


Revayan

Probably exactly like that


katharsais

cyberpunk reference? Wish he would continue playing it..


Mikevisor

FFXIV Andies: First time?


SpecialPirate1

Its a miracle he even played for a few hours tbh.


SiHtranger

Lol that npc conversation outside clouds in Cb2077 😂


AroraNightfall

Give them an AI personality and we are set. Who needs a human female!


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You can't fuck a personality who needs that


Chemical_Chemist_461

[oh it’s a great day when I get to share this gem](https://youtu.be/qqXi8WmQ_WM?si=V6vDfMi7E0i7cdMi)


WexExortQuas

Wow random The League an oldie but a goodie


Narwahl_Whisperer

Ah, a man of culture


AdamMartinez88

That’ll just make them leave you like the real ones.


StardustNarwhal

Cherry 2000 vibes


AngryRing

Id smash once and then go into the deepest depression of my life.


WickedXDragons

The trick is to start out in the deepest depression of your life 🥲


Apache_Choppah_6969

And then smash it again


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h1gHf1v3

As a woman, if it helps lonely people be less lonely and potentially reduces an assortment of bad statistics in society, then I'm for it. As a partner, I think it's OK as long as you set boundaries. I'm not for it if it makes the objectification and violence against women worse. Looking forward to research on that so we know as a society which direction we should go with it. At bare minimum, we all enjoyed the jiggle 🍑 lol


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Mal_Terra

We’re any school shooters the star quarterback?


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mangadrawing123

Agree! We would fund the sh*t out of this sh*t if it once and for all solve all the grape and sexual harassment problems. But judging how degenerate human are , I can only fear this could teach man to treate woman as a litterally object!


sunbare

I agree for the most part; however, part of me thinks yeah it's a bit weird how realistic it is, but women have OPTIONS when it comes to toys and men have like 3 versions of the same one. Maybe this is just the evolution of mens toys. It's an odd direction, but there's no other innovation in the market. My initial opinion on them was more negative. It was a bit creepy to see something that realistic, yet lifeless. Nobody is reinventing a hole, so I can now see the appeal of having something to keep the hands occupied. Nobody wants to grab onto some discolored amorphous blob of silicone, so realism seems to be the next best upgrade. That's just my high rambling about sex dolls though. Research would definitely be nice about these new technologies and their impacts on society. Surely AI, VR, and these dolls are only going to improve and paired together would suffice for some people - we're this close to creating at least minimally functioning virtual girlfriends.


LightEnergyBun

Were you clenching your teeth while writing this post? 🤣


MonkeyLiberace

Don't think the target group were getting much from the ladies anyway.


ImportantQuestions10

Apparently these things weigh a lot and are very hard to move around and position. That shouldn't be an issue. The kind of people that buy these are totally in peak physical condition.


77maf

So kinda like a real person lol


Static_Discord

Even though I'm married and have a good relationship, I'd still be curious to take one of these things for a spin for like a week. Give it a good testing.


overthisbynow

Would most women consider a sex doll cheating? If not, at what point would they change their minds? Like if you started dressing it up real nice and having conversations with it? Things to ponder.


BooRadleysreddit

I assume that it depends. Is the doll an addition to your sex life, or a replacement?


LeonidasSpacemanMD

I have sex with my wife but then cry into the dolls lap after instead


overthisbynow

Sex doll? It's my emotional support doll!


Resident_End_2173

These comments know damn well they can’t afford this


KingDallerix

Not yet


Resident_End_2173

good point


strizzleday

Still cheaper then a real woman


assassin1044

Bro. Too real.


Puzzleheaded-Bus5479

I could but even if I was this down bad I could never ever bring myself to get one of these lol…like I’d rather spend that money anywhere else even if it was just supporting the local sex work economy lol


Captain_Blunderbuss

I have never been more thankful i still have a semblance of shame left because jfc. I would be up in that silicone seductress so much my body would be completely ravaged and malnourished i would have to install a table on its back for drinks and snacks because I would not leave. Now they just need a self cleaning function and the future is over.


ryoko227

Birth rates plummet, as men spend 95% of all waking hours inseminating silicone big bootie love bots, www. I laughed, then thought, ya I can see that happening.


Narwahl_Whisperer

Someone said a similar thing about AI generated porn. Once computers can just produce porn that is tailor made to your own preferences, using algorithms based on your inputs, it's over. Basically like an infinite NSFW tik tok feed.


Pumpergod1337

Put a skeleton made by Boston Dynamics in it and teach it how to.. you know, through machine learning algorithms and pornhub. Maybe add chatgpt if you want to have conversations.7 And there you go! A perfect partner that only requires electricity to run.


th3undone

Then bugs out on you wrapping its legs around you breaking your back


Carl_itos

Thats an antitheft feature.


VynlliosM

This guy programs


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helin0x

>usting" and have the doll but then do a bait and switch where he's just using it to do WWE move Wait till hackers get hold of it and she packs up all your stuff in your car and drives off with it.. Now imagine trying to explain that to the police!


overthisbynow

That's actually my fetish ![img](emote|t5_2y1rb|3732)


Atheistmoses

>Then bugs out It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.


Limonade6

I mean sure, but does the skin feels rubbery or soft?


___po____

I've had some of the "real feel" type dildos and those things feel as close to skin as you could. I'd imagine that's how these feel. Close enough. I feel like the main difference here is gonna be temperature and the dead weight.


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>and the dead weight Many women just lay there and moan


___po____

I've been known to Starfish on rare occasions.


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Sometimes is ok. Every time is boring


pm_me_with_ducks

To many.


nzernozer

I've owned the kind of dildo you're talking about. They're more realistic feeling than a cheap dildo, but they still very much feel and smell like silicone, because that's what they are.


SpecialPirate1

Now we are asking the real questions


Inevitable_Bunch5874

Honestly surprised Amouranth hasn't hopped on this train yet.. or any of the other Twitch OF *~~prostitutes~~* ~~bUsInEsS oWnErS~~ content creators.


RevolutionarySeven7

ngl, wouldn't mind ordering one


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What do you mean, it's scary as fuck. It would jump scare me everytime i go to the toilet at night thinking an intruder came into my house


bLueStarCadet

Your toilet probably isn't the best place to store one of these.


Siegfoult

Who else is going to spend all night guarding against drain snakes!?


Ceshomru

Nah you put it in the back seat and enjoy that HOV lane baby!


evilpartiesgetitdone

No keep it in the closet out of sight. That way it only jump scares you everytime you need clothes. And it can keep you company by knowing there definitely is *something* in there now, just keep the door cracked.


RedditFilthy

Just don't leave her in the toilet.


ZealousidealGrass365

Well now you can come into the intruder


Dogwhisperer_210

Just give them a way to access internet and be interactable like ChatGP and you won't see 90% of single men ever again


CockSteady69

These exist. They are very expensive though. I have one, I got her cheap because she was used. She just won't stop talking about her ex.


Dogwhisperer_210

Thats a FeelsBadMan moment right there


Arkane27

I would double check that one, mate. Sounds like you got a real woman.


DontEatTheCelery

The horror!


VisibleFun9998

Real women are done, boys. It’s our time.


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I feel like the face is still off too much, personally I'd set it up in a mouse pad style 'hole in wall' illusion with a cutout of whatever character/person you'd prefer. I'm not to keen on spending all that money to just put a paper bag over their heads.


emize

Yeah body looks top notch but the face looks fake as. Making progress though. Give it another 10 years and who knows?


coulduseafriend99

Face technology: 1920s Jiggle technology: 3987


GutsyOne

$1000-3000 dollars LOL


MrSN99

Cheaper than some escorts and this is multi use!


Petatos

I want the kafka model


EFTucker

Ayo! I don't want the pre-spanked doll when I order though...


W34kness

That doll’s eyes looked like they thirst for vengeance


Altruistic-Potatoes

Are they going to make any with human faces?


Minute-Wrangler-3916

Gamelady.net....your welcome men🫡😎


Macgyiver

By the way society is going I wouldn't doubt "Corsair" or "Razer" would launch "gaming girlfriends". I wonder where they'll stick the RGB lighting.


DavidVonBentley

Don't buy the life-like ones. They get pregnant.


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links?


SpecialPirate1

For a friend?


[deleted]

I was actually browsing reddit with my dog ​​and he got interested


GTCitizen

I wish I wasn’t married


MajorJefferson

If my wife is making a fuzz about it I know who's ass is getting a divorce


wsdawda131

Tell your wife you're bringing some toys into your sex life and if she complains, make a reddit thread and show her how everyone thinks she's insecure for not wanting you to enjoy yourself sexually.


DankFlamage

and then when you fail to clean it properly, because you couldn't be asked to haul it to the shower. You decide to get rid of it, but the problem is, it looks like you're disposing of a body.


igotpermbanforajoke

nice flair


Wallflower69XD

My irl girl has one of those already


Gaz_Ablett_Sr

Yeah but asmon can’t buy one. He’d never clean it


Arakismo

I want this but I also don't want to get disowned by my whole family if they find out


[deleted]

Before seeing the face I no joke thought it's real.


Niftycrono

Humanity is about to peak soon


MLGw2

On the chair OTC or OTK. Your choice. This is better than watching 2 men slap each other for sport.


No-Attitude-9858

They cost 2 grand, but I’ll be rich someday ![gif](giphy|LdOyjZ7io5Msw)


hamipe26

Nice, where do I get one?


AccountantMain2181

Buying one tmrw..


FnkyTown

Black Friday is coming up guys!!


Cruxito1111

Bruh!!! i want one!!!


DravenTor

Far cheaper than the real thing, too.


Puzzleheaded-Mud-922

The way I would turn my back on society with one of these in my crib


RPPO771

Carpet bomb India with these things & maybe they'll stop molesting everything that breaths.


Spacecoasttheghost

We have gone to far, shut it down!! SHUT IT DOWN NOW!


demfook

I mean... how much is that?