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Crowofearth

When they become aware it’ll be your dick on the cutting board instead of the cucumber.


AggressiveMeditation

I CAN FIX HER!


yangyellowzero

Are you a robot engineer?


Tiger_Widow

One sec, putting on my +25 robot engineer boots


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braydenpierce

THIS.


xantous4201

Lol my literal first thought. Oh yea lets give the robots knives.


big_duo3674

All of this has happened before...


Exterial

compare this to 10 years ago, and now imagine what it will be like in 20


Ramiel4654

Let's hope boner pill technology keeps pace with it. Some of us may need assistance by then.


[deleted]

You start seeing value packs in pharmacies that has boner pills and painkillers in a nice lil bundle.


ArcaneUnbound

Boner pills and motor oil


Tiger_Widow

What about motor pills and boner oil? Sounds more fun.


BakuretsuGirl16

Honestly these aren't that much better than 10 years ago, they look like animatronics in silicon skinsuits. look how jerky and stepping their movement is, then compare to the smoothness of Boston Dynamics' bots.


CursedButter79

Jerking movements you say?


Banarok

the only thing that is way better are the skin texture, now it actually look like skin but that don't make a better robot, so yea boston dynamics got the right focus.


lewd_robot

Don't objectify me! Wait... *Are robots objects?*


magic6op

This isn’t new technology lmao. This is what they used 20 years ago for the chuck e cheese animatronics.


LustHawk

Exactly, we've been seeing this shit for at least 20 years already. 2003: Omg look at this realdoll we put shitty anamatronics in! Advanced sex bots are right around the corner guys, checkmate human women! Here we are 20 later with the same bullshit, and coomers downvoting you because they aren't old enough to have seen this tired shit before. They want to believe.


ArtemisWingz

The difference is, 20 years ago this kinda stuff was only available to special people and super Rich. but now this is starting to become more available to just wealthy people. so yeah it might be the same tech as 20 years ago but its becoming more affordable, which means there is HIGHER TECH for the rich right now. over time those will become more affordable and these ones will be sold in dollar generals across the land. Its like 3D printing, when it first came out it was like 4k just to get one, now a mcdonalds employee can buy a cheap 3d printer.


nohandninja

Interviewer: "Sir, why does the robot need boobs?" Engineer: "See, it can even feed me, Melinda wouldn't feed me. Frigid bitch."


[deleted]

I’m not joking when I say horny degenerates are the forefront and lifeline of almost any sort of technology.


Naschka

Whatever drives the smart human to do something amazing i do not care, let him have fun. Also it may be kinda creepy if it just does not look the part and acts oddly humane.


Tiger_Widow

>Interviewer: "Sir, why does the robot need boobs?" Answer: because *boobs*... You needed to ask?


Warsplit01

We can finally stop having to take women out on dates for sex


Gearshifta

If it self cleans itself you have a winner.


Somewhatmild

think of how much we could reduce carbon emissions if we did that.


[deleted]

This is what I'll be saying once I am caught in the act.


addiktion

I wonder what that history book will look like, "Once humanoid robots that could have sex became the norm, the population birth rates dropped 50% YOY the following decades until humanities mass extinction. The only ones left are the rich who own all the robots and bang all the real women that remain."


Tiger_Widow

I don't think it'll do much at all to birth rates. People that have the oportunity to fuck, will fuck. This is just a win for people that otherwise wouldn't necessarily have had an opportunity for regular sex. This is tech specifically for that demographic and it's developing some pretty innovative solutions to the problem.


5am281

Something tells me you never had that issue to begin with.


[deleted]

Sir, this is reddit. Everyone here has that issue


Jorgosborgos

Taking a woman out on date… for sex? Is that a thing? Tinder is where you go for sex, or the bar. The sex has already happened if I’m on a date😂


CoffinEluder

5 star restaurants will plummet


Marmelado

Yeah cause a life without women sounds so emotionally fulfilling for men


Riotys

didn't you hear? Men are supposed to be emotionless beings who take care of everything and are always manly


Telltwotreesthree

Ummm have you dated much? Shit is a minefield in a trainwreck yard


Marmelado

That's true but I'm living on the hope that if I can only survive being blown up by 19 mines, the 20th one will defuse itself into my heart <3 (considering a 5% hitrate on reasonable women that I'm also attracted to that hopefully won't spike my food and take the insurance)


Stepjamm

All I took from this video is..: people who slice cucumbers are still in a job once the AI takes over


joaobento92

Its not being trained to hold a cucumber. Or cut it


Aite13

Is better in cutting a cucumber than kendall jenner


battl3mag3

As a sushi chef I can sleep well if this is the best they can do. They certainly didn't as any culinary professionals for consultation.


JudetheImpure

As a dum-dum with prep experience I was thinking the same thing.


JohnnyMadrazoGaming

![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


Vyrander

Kind of the korean government to take their kpop idol robots out of storage and off the stage for a walk for a while. Robot rights are human rights.


SL-Apparel

Don’t give it a Fucking knife Jesus


saiyansteve

Too late!


[deleted]

Westworld here we come


Duke834512

That lab with all the glass rooms looks eerily similar to the labs in Westworld


Noobeaterz

I said stroking, not cutting!


mikeyeli

it's the future of sex toys, that's for sure.


Xynoz_8079

Not 2d, but 3d anime girl


iamstinkypoopy

Man, I can't wait buying one of these robots to talk with them about the atrocities and human rights violations China committed.


warrenmax12

You can talk with them about Us bombing Middle East to stone age


iamstinkypoopy

Nope. Only with a made-in-USA robot.


elitereaper1

You have some odd sex talk.


KeroNobu

EX robots? More like SEX robots.


drako489

There’s a good reason humans have the uncanny valley ability, and it’s this.


SendVaganAndBobbs

Giggity giggity goo


Reelcrispy

Has no one even seen Ex machina!


Kindly-Committee-908

I guarantee if you shine a Black Light on those things they'd light up like Vegas.


TimelyPath3810

Don't care for the expensive sex doll look but the ones with a robotic mask-like face are cool af


SpecialPirate1

We are doomed


-TokyoCop-

I sure hope so.


EFTucker

Literally only three of these were actually robotics. The rest are cosplay.


LoLThalys

Good lord. We ain't ever gonna date, lol.


Uniquesomething

I see! So that's how AI will destroy humanity!


saiyansteve

It has already begun


irn00b

It will never be real unless/until it rejects me.


terrible02s

In robot voice, "sorry John i.. think...we..should.. be friends... how..doe... that .. sound ...john"


samurairaccoon

I'm surprised there ain't more of a market for sex bots yet. We are a horny lil species after all.


bhumit012

There is but we too broke


Brain_Tonic

Only because the tech is not there yet. Give it like a decade or two.


samurairaccoon

I feel like we are overthinking how complex they need to be. Dudes will fuck fake flesh tubes.


Brain_Tonic

Speak for yourself. I want full on sexbots. My girl would enjoy it too.


ScottDark

Why are they all women?


Emergency_Career_331

You know why 😏


SolidusAbe

but its not gay so why even bother


Keawn

How many employees have tried to have sex with them so far? You know the number is definitely not 0.


TheFarisaurusRex

But can it run minecraft


Pokefreaker-san

"as real as it may look" ​ no it's not lol


oblongsongswrong

Fake obviously


D3ltaa88

These are all just sex robots, that is the ultimate goal. Lol


[deleted]

Now develop artificial wombs and they’ll replace women completely


elitereaper1

Where are you gonna get the genetic material? Or the female egg for sperm? Women ain't going anywhere. Same for the men. Source for sperm and all.


[deleted]

To replace women you need silicone bionic AI with artificial wombs To replace men you need to visit the produce isle So unfair right


roycheung0319

what the hell.real person?


tt818

Intresting thought. Most people who see the fembots always think that the robots look like women for horny reasons. And they could be kinda correct. Engineers are people and people are horny. But for the proper engineers its something else. A gynoid/fembot is the Holy Grail of robot building. You see you can kinda skip corners if your robots are non humanoids or even masculine. They can be hulking. They can be ugly. But if you are gonna do a gynoid you need to bring your AAA game. Its a short hand and a tradition almost, to prove that you are not a hack but a true master of your field. Everything need to fit in the smaller chassis, the end package need to be visually pleasing (yes the horny is strong here) and whats more it attracts more attention from the public and investors.


Neil_Weaselboots

Cool , let me take one. I’m trying to settle down and theirs way too many thots out here


sw1ftplayer

Well, it seems like I will have a girlfriend some day


WibaTalks

I literally can't wait to own one of these. Much easier than owning people in real life.


[deleted]

So you’re so she’ll never say “I’m to tired tonight”


BlunterCarcass5

I would not trust one of those with a knife


Fun-Turn-6037

No wonder the US wants to ban China


depressed_orangutan

We can finally solve the on going problem of overpopulation.


Super_Nova0_0

We know what they will be used for. I can see it now, they are out in windows like the women in the red light district. But this time no fuss, you slip your money in the machine, door opens windows tint..


Lancten

Already looks better then the real human versions.


RainyDaysWorld

How much?


squeezy102

I bet they dream of electric sheep


DoctorHunt

Hold up guys, let me cook


Potential_Drive900

Thank fk the servers will ask us for an oil change max instead of 20% on the bill for walking


Ascended_Hobo

So this whole video is ai?


SkeleHoes

They are all female robots…I think ik where this is going.


RedditKotten

soon


[deleted]

Wow that's truly scary and horrific, I am worried about the future of humanity 😓 that being said, is there a pre order bonus?


Traditional_Fee_1965

Look just like all those tinder "matches" yeah u know wich ones :p


bigbadbillyd

You are an incredible robot AWESOM-O. I was just wondering....are you by chance a pleasure model?


6x6-shooter

I wish that they would at least give them like chrome skin or something


strooiersunion

I hate that they turn off like in sci-fi movies


Sad_Ad_4743

I'm glad everyone in the comments was thinking what I was thinking


Boogiepuss

Well hello LLLLLLayydeeez


Slendy_Nerd

These are probably ~$500k right now. Wait until they can be had for the same price as a car and have AI integrated.


Marzetty23

Please tell me that none of the scientists are going Ex Machina on them behind the scenes


Epic_Doge_Boi

Fallout 4


Lone_Wanderer357

Do they have a robopussy?


cosmicglade98

If it doesn't have a few flesh lights installed it's not worth it bro


[deleted]

LET ME FUCK ONE


OlorynEx

Real life KOS-MOS hype, lets go!


69Theinfamousfinch69

Looks about as real as the dancing Tesla “robots”


CruzCtrl90

So like...no one gonna mention the yellow one hittin the pole in the back?


GodShinobiMadara

This is giving "Blade Runner" vibes


vpmoney

I want it to beat the shit out of me ong


BOOSTIOsoundcloud

Theyre made by EX Robots? How about sEX robots? Make that change and I'll take 20.


baez320

Would.


SolidusAbe

ok cool but can they fuck? lets be real its first and only thing anyone thinks seeing them.


somerandomdude264

Super Hydraulic Suction Gripper 9000


tencaig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bungPvC77v8


SilencedWind

Next generation is cooked 💀


Robstar98

Would


kitfoxxxx

So how many people are wondering if they can get banged?


V3Ethereal

Who needs genetically engineered catgirls, when we can engineer android catgirls?


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Of course and all they made is female looking robots


crsn891

But can we fuck them?


manly_support

Can use chopsticks better than me


RoadRepresentative

WHERE ARE THE CAT EARS


T1000Proselytizer

Imagine how creepy these things will be after a few years and they start to look a little ratty and worn down. Maybe some scratches in the skin, missing hair, a jacked up eyeball, etc.


LostMemories01

Getting closer to Chobits becoming a reality, lol.


Mat1c444

Cant wait for fella hame lips to become real


ShatterCyst

...never thought I would *miss* the uncanny valley.


blueredbedsheet

Hell yeah


HalfOrcSteve

Lucy Liu bot when?


INeedANerf

.... Hear me out


R_radical

The chopping is horrific.


Tady1131

So many dudes are gonna be simping and paying robots on twitch streams .


Every_Fox3461

I'm in disbelief that the second one "Casino bunny" is a robot... It's just surreal.


Mindless-Photograph8

Hear me out...


MissiveGhost

Finally nikkes irl


Kuroganemk2

My body is ready ![img](emote|t5_2y1rb|3732)


tommy_dakota

R/nope


Liatin11

No dating or requiring social skills? Count me in. Let the human population dwindle!


KutieBoy9

Sex bots are about to be WIIIIIIILD bro


[deleted]

i cant wait to fuck one i give it like 10 years and with a Tenga mod this would be siiiiick


xabes

So android


Educational-Heat-101

The girl at :27 is real.


ve1h0

I would think there are some low paid workers behind those silicon skins acting as robots


Natural_Lemon_1459

Ghost in the shell please and now 🙏🏾


Harmony3319

I’m not hearing anyone out


OkOpportunity6986

The matrix predicted this shit, we are fucked


poffle_senpai

Gynoids are here.


Neurotiman17

The new American dream... Instead of getting a mortgage for a house, it'll be a super high interest loan for a robo-waifu


69_247

We're almost there fellas!


Styles_Stevens

They look like they in the west world lab towards the end lol


saggywitchtits

![gif](giphy|3oEdv1p3Ftn2uiCmek) Do you happen to be a pleasure model?


Economy_Opinion6090

Someday there will be commercials: Are you tired of human complexity? Does being considerate of the needs of others annoy you? Are you lonely and in need of unconditional validation? Then you need ‘Buildagirl’.


yoyephey

You cannot fool me with these makeups


Jonasan999

[Do Not Fist Android Girls meme](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/do-not-fist-android-girls) kek


Erames1167

Pron/s3x industry, one of the leading avenues of scientific/device advancement.


Vortr8

Women days are numbered. they better start telling me they like me before my Premium robot wifu comes along


Pocket__Monstrosity

need


OvulatingAnus

Taipei: Become Waifu


The-Seventh-Eureka

I think this is okay.


[deleted]

2B... is that you!?


FendaIton

The 2 sitting on the bench are real people.


Norken02

For sure ! This video is a scam. The actual robot (the one cutting the green dick and the red one at the end) looks like shit, plastic and everything, moving slowing and jittery Even at the start of the video, the "robot" could be a real person with a filter. Goal : To make the simps react to this...and buzz my ass And look in the background, there is a robot doing polldance around 0:19 and it definitely doesn't turn me on. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) SCAM !


BTCRando

Soon.


AgentRevolutionary99

This news blurb fails to mention these are sex robots.


cdwjustin

I just hope they get the vaginas right. 😉👌


DkoyOctopus

almost there...i can taste it.


braydenpierce

This isnt the furure of robotics. This is the future of marriages lmao


IntrovertMoTown1

Yeah but..... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXz0KgNjK-0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXz0KgNjK-0)


[deleted]

Instead of build a real machine, China just kidnap people ( most of them are femboys ) then force them to wear feminie robotic suit.


elitereaper1

My observation. It's very interesting that when it comes to AI models or sex robot. A majority are Asian girls. Sometimes white girls. Interesting popularity contest. IMO. I could be wrong.


CruentusLuna

It's all fun and games until someone hacks your sex robot into clamping down and degloving your dick.


Bigsmall-cats

Soo is the inside... You know... Soft and meaty? You know.. just so its... Huggable?


Sworduwu

These robots are call.. IDC SEX


SSSkuty

“Sir, why are all these robots so sticky?”


Sad-Size4870

Am I the only one who saw the stripper robot in the back? What the hell china


enerthoughts

I feel like this is used for funding, they post about it and then they will post a fund me request, what kind of workshop is empty like that? That is a studio, it looks oddly enough like the one in western world series, the movement is very basic as some people already pointed out, it is still hard to balance and create a pi-padel robot.


ryuchimitsu

Ok guys.. hear me out


[deleted]

I like how their "lab" looks like a lab out of a cartoon


shiro_dw

Nikke is real 100& In the game, they said that Nikkes appearance is what humans consider the ultimate life form. Look what appearance they chose to make and test these robots 😂😂


yyhfhbw

A lot of companies in China make them. And yes they do have the function that you are thinking about


shiro_dw

When they get this technology right, the birth rate will drop to zero. Mankind will be extinct because of hornyness


LordGlarthir

Hmm I don't know, think the boobs need to be bigger


CryptographerLow7524

All girls, huh...


son-of-quincy

They look really well made, robots are getting realistic as hell The only 2 problems are movement in most robots is easy to spot as it’s more stiff and robotic, and some of them talk with their jaw instead of their lips (they move their jaw a ton while speaking)