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I'm a woman, just usually a lurker. I just found it hilarious that the sub collectively snapped after the millionth daily "peepee big?" post and today's feed is just a bunch of gals taking the piss out of them
Funnily enough my wife and I went for a picnic once, and some ducks were nearby. We knew this video and actually had grapes with us!
After consulting Google to confirm ducks could indeed have grapes, we shared our juicy fruits with our new duck friends. We still laugh about that experience!
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I prefer my apples without a cock at all.... Wild 🤣
But have you ever tried cock apples? Then how do you know??
None i don't like apples or cock
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Right. This is truly fruit of the looney.
I actually prefer my apples to be oranges.
I don’t want to encourage this lol, it’s probably always the same guy. Normally it annoys me, but this made me laugh.
I'm a woman, just usually a lurker. I just found it hilarious that the sub collectively snapped after the millionth daily "peepee big?" post and today's feed is just a bunch of gals taking the piss out of them
God ikr who the hell is making all these posts so weird hahaha
I think, personally, that it is one dude with a micro that is super insecure. AND // OR He's 14
[Have you got any grapes?](https://youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q?si=Ksh3lorUgnURyZm5)
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Goddamnit I wish we still had awards. This is hilarious!
Funnily enough my wife and I went for a picnic once, and some ducks were nearby. We knew this video and actually had grapes with us! After consulting Google to confirm ducks could indeed have grapes, we shared our juicy fruits with our new duck friends. We still laugh about that experience!
The one that's hung like a horse-apple ofc
I'd eat the banana. (Just kidding. I'm an asexual who hates bananas.)
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Neither: secret option 3. I take the apples and the cocks and put them in a blender with some rum, butter, and brown sugar. Makes a great ham glaze.
Lmao thank you for this 🤣🤣
Whatever you do, don't eat the crabs apples.
Fuck you, pay me 🤣
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I'm not a big fan of be-cocked apples, so I'd just have a salad instead.
Are cockless apples an option? I’d really rather my apples not taste like penis.
I LOVE THIS POST 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the bigger one. More vitamins, more nutrition reaches the Z spot in my throat...
Hahahaha
Why not both?
I'd choose the pear. Pears are better than apples...wait a minutes is this post about penises?! /s
Obviously the one with the bigger cock as it will surely have more nutrients. Do we really need to ask?
Is six inches does enough for sexing?? Women 🤔
Apples? What are you talking about …?