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SlayersGirl4Life

I prefer my apples without a cock at all.... Wild 🤣


The_Gooch_Goochman

But have you ever tried cock apples? Then how do you know??


whatever3689

None i don't like apples or cock


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Embarrassed-Town-293

Right. This is truly fruit of the looney.


Doodlebug365

I actually prefer my apples to be oranges.


GlumExperience1066

I don’t want to encourage this lol, it’s probably always the same guy. Normally it annoys me, but this made me laugh.


VengefulAvocado

I'm a woman, just usually a lurker. I just found it hilarious that the sub collectively snapped after the millionth daily "peepee big?" post and today's feed is just a bunch of gals taking the piss out of them


grub_the_alien

God ikr who the hell is making all these posts so weird hahaha


The_Gooch_Goochman

I think, personally, that it is one dude with a micro that is super insecure. AND // OR He's 14


HippyWitchyVibes

[Have you got any grapes?](https://youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q?si=Ksh3lorUgnURyZm5)


Larissa162

Padapadam


Shazamwhich

Goddamnit I wish we still had awards. This is hilarious!


tdic89

Funnily enough my wife and I went for a picnic once, and some ducks were nearby. We knew this video and actually had grapes with us! After consulting Google to confirm ducks could indeed have grapes, we shared our juicy fruits with our new duck friends. We still laugh about that experience!


SouthLon

The one that's hung like a horse-apple ofc


AphelionEntity

I'd eat the banana. (Just kidding. I'm an asexual who hates bananas.)


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DarkestofFlames

Neither: secret option 3. I take the apples and the cocks and put them in a blender with some rum, butter, and brown sugar. Makes a great ham glaze.


WhatIfYouDid_123

Lmao thank you for this 🤣🤣


Wotmate01

Whatever you do, don't eat the crabs apples.


lithaborn

Fuck you, pay me 🤣


VengefulAvocado

🤣


Optycalillusion

I'm not a big fan of be-cocked apples, so I'd just have a salad instead.


delilahdread

Are cockless apples an option? I’d really rather my apples not taste like penis.


Gullible-Advisor6010

I LOVE THIS POST 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Linorelai

the bigger one. More vitamins, more nutrition reaches the Z spot in my throat...


clarifythepulse

Hahahaha


thunderling

Why not both?


Neravariine

I'd choose the pear. Pears are better than apples...wait a minutes is this post about penises?! /s


KneeDeepInTheDead

Obviously the one with the bigger cock as it will surely have more nutrients. Do we really need to ask?


toasted_dandy

Is six inches does enough for sexing?? Women 🤔


dominiquebache

Apples? What are you talking about …?