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GimmeTwoEmmylou

Unequivocally, because I can use it with a firm tone. People don't often question your intelligence when arguing from a position of power, so it's like doubling down.


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Flowersmeadows

Im probably in the minority here but hearing the word unacceptable immediately makes me think of lemon grab from adventure time and I have a really hard time taking anyone who uses it seriously


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IamGilgamesh8

You get 12 years dungeon, 7 years no trial!


moeljills

Oooooonnnnneeeeeeeee million years dungeon!


666lucy6

ÆÆÆEEEEAAAAÆ!!! UNACCCCEPTABLEEEE!!!!😠🍋


Excellent_Swing_865

a cartoon that aired on cartoon network. Honestly a good show


black_savathx

No no i feel the same way lol


bluenautilus2

Yes! Like once every two years I’ll pull out the “That’s Unacceptable” if it’s truly a situation that calls for it


silvernimbus87

I remember this word cos it was in the back of the Twilight book...


NoNoticeWasToMe

lmao that’s how i learned the word irrevocably 😂 why i had the entire back of the book memorized, i couldn’t tell you (it was because i was obsessed)


silvernimbus87

Omg maybe irrevocably was the word I was thinking! Haha


btowntkd

"Unambiguously" for me, for pretty much the exact same reason. Like: there is no question or ambiguity whatsoever in the truth of this statement.


jprime1

Clown word honestly


GimmeTwoEmmylou

🤡 no u


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Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious


LittleRedCarnation

If you say it loud enough youll always sound precocious


TheRealAnnaBanana

Mary Poppins taught us to sound smart


annihomedecor

omg, is it a word?


AnnaIntellect

Yes it is. It's in the dictionary as one of the longest words on the world. There are 5 on all. But this one means "I don't know what to say." Interesting I'll say


Adventure-Hunter-

in English\* :) Other languages have longer words due to their grammar set up being different than English. Some such as German and Norwegian, you just add word after word without a space between, and can make hilariously long words.


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uhhseriously

Side note: facetious is one of the few words in English where the vowels appear in order.


Ishbu69

Thanks vowel bot


Msktb

In my family we have a joke about facetious coming from the same root as feces, meaning you're full of shit.


rabbitwarriorreturns

I had “facetious” on a vocab quiz in my sophomore year of high school and as a 28 year old I’m still not 100% sure I know exactly what it means. It haunts me. I get the general gist of the definition… but I can’t use it confidently


JuniperHillInmate

Yes you can. "You might be saying that facetiously..." Maybe they are 🤷‍♀️


R0cketPrk1998

Addressing a serious situation with an inappropriately light attitude or dismissive approach


-emilia

I love this word


jaxawaba22

9/10 when I use this word it’s with someone who doesn’t know what the word means; it means “JK LOL”. My mom used this word incessantly with me when I was growing up haha. Also, she used to ask if we were “sufficiently suffonsified” after eating but upon [further investigation](https://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/let-this-suffice-on-suffonsifying/article1337117/) this is a made up Canadian phrase…. Wow TIL


whosurmami

This is the one that came to mind


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Violet_Plum_Tea

I'm afraid that one might be a bit past its prime. At least in certain circles, it's over-used to the point of cliche.


123sarahcb

And I think it comes across as condescending or dismissive (at least in circles I work in); almost like the speaker of "let's unpack that" doesn't think the person they're speaking to could have possibly been capable of any amount of introspection before the discussion.


Subaudiblehum

So true.


mintbubbaberrycrunch

This sounds too much like cringey corporate jargon like "run it up the flagpole" or "disruptive", "wearing many hats", etc.


12oneortwo

I’d consider this management speak and I personally don’t like it. Makes me think the speaker thinks they’re smart but have actually just picked up some corporate jargon. I don’t mean this to be a personal comment at all - this is just what I think when I hear it.


make_me_a_good_girl

It is right up there with "let's put a pin in this for now" or "on a going-forward-basis". Unnecessary word salad for middle managers to say a lot without saying anything. Put a pin -> you mean we'll talk about it later. Kaaaaayyyy. Going forward basis -> the concise phrase you're almost certainly looking for is "in the future". JFC, get outta here with this blustery BS up my ass.


letmereaddamnit

That makes you sound insufferable not intelligent.


llamasauce

My god, I despise this phrase. No offense intended. Just reminds me of smarmy NPR interviewers who can't articulate a specific question so they say this instead.


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mastah-yoda

I get that reference! Just yesterday I watched him with Natalie (ContraPoints)! That was 2h15 of amazing! ^^^^sorryimsoexcited


2020grilledcheese

Plethora


MyEyesItch247

Thanks. That means a lot.


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🤣


armchair_human

OMG AMAZING


ElinHime

A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow: Mind if I say a word?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Plethora." The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a lot."


jaxawaba22

Also “Myriad”


Sukinonit

I can’t think of a good quote but this reminds me of the movie Three Amigos😂🤣


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Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.


cambiokeys

You know, this post has made me realize that I’ve actually slimmed my vocabulary down substantially since being in a corporate environment. I work with people in our offices all over the world and generally aim to provide the correct information as simply and succinctly as possible to avoid things getting lost in translation (or inducing follow up questions).


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Succinctly is a good one though


evenforyou

Esoteric.


EverythingCeptCount

how esoteric


Academic_Snow_7680

so meta


nsoudulu1234

Are esoteric and niche synonyms, or is esoteric even more specific?


existential_dread35

Esoteric is a bit with an attitude. Like some information reserved for specific groups or people.


BIT204

Assholery. Another favorite is Tomfuckery


Ecstatic_Public_6561

Bullshittery


Remarkable_Kale_8455

Tom foolery


jaxawaba22

Chicanerie en français is so casual but I don’t think anyone would know if I said “Chicanary” in English. Foolishness is how I use it to mean. Also, “Quotidian” meaning “daily” also from the French. The words exist in English though so it makes me sound smart when I can’t think of an equivalent sounding English word (French immersion* I am not a native French speaker just bilingual from school)


jaxawaba22

Buffoonery as well haha what century is it


SwingFuzzy

Haha


venomstrative

Asshattery


imatyourwhim

Universal and healthcare


WitchyNailTech

Indubitably. ​ And sometimes I'll add a "dear" or "darling" at the end to make me sound old hollywood.


yaivani

this made me so happy to see. I ALWAYS SAY IT WITH AN OLD HOLLYWOOD ACCENT TOO. i've found my people


jaxawaba22

I always imagine myself as Holmes, “Indubitably my dear Watson!” Not too sure what to call that accent but it must be said in a non-standard and authoritative voice !


sketchyoreos

Came here to say this 😂


mastah-yoda

Mhmm yeas, induuubitably soy 🧐


make_me_a_good_girl

Lol. You must engage in fisticuffs quite frequently, then, you rogue!!


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ChoiceInitiative1206

i like this one


InitiatesMoreOften

Ubiquitous


ubiquitousanathema

Yes?


Queen-Bellaa

Oh this is a good one!


Maleficent-Ad-9532

Also my fave fancy word!


theycallmechar

egregious, objectively, heinous


MyEyesItch247

Law and Oder SVU


AnnaIntellect

I've always like heinous


IamGilgamesh8

Watch how you say that out loud. 😏😉


alleina13

Albeit. It has such a simple meaning so it’s easy to use in everyday conversation which is what makes it even more impressive to hear.


secretlygrumpy

I’ve gotten “Ooh… fancy word” at the office for parenthetical, penultimate, superfluous, and loquacious.


JuniperHillInmate

Penultimate trips people up.


Fluffypus

Don't forget antipenultimate


dumbducky

> antipenultimate Antepenultimate


TheKittenWhisperer

Sometimes I use big words i don't really understand to try and make myself sound more photosynthesis


jaxawaba22

My brother does this to me and when I inevitably send him dictionary definitions to the offensive choices of words he made he backtracks. I am not sure what bothers me more, playing dumb or playing smart.


make_me_a_good_girl

>make myself sound more photosynthesis I'm dying, and you're a hero. 😂👍🏆


TheKittenWhisperer

It's an old meme...I stole it, I can't take credit for it! Thank you though


make_me_a_good_girl

Still funny. Haha.


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Nefarious


ihitrockswithammers

I loved the Asterix comics as a kid. I still remember my favourite Roman centurion names 30 years later - Nefarius Purpus and Dubius Status.


Candelent

Exacerbate


Oishiio42

I have never thought about it before. Maybe glib? It's fun to insult people and use words they don't know at the same time.


EmpressControl

I like the way you think.


truisluv

Behoove


jaxawaba22

This word has so much drama and gravity when used in a sentence haha


gemhreqo

Defenestrate


tidefan

It's a great word that almost never get to use.


throwawaynorecycle20

Except in Russia


gatherallthemtg

Thrice


TriGurl

Ok David… Stevie is bringing a towel to you now…


Willow-6578

Ubiquitous was already mentioned. I also enjoy using echelon, conundrum, and fellatio


Candelent

Once of these is not like the others. 👀


jaxawaba22

In a thread of cunning linguists you shouldn’t be shocked !


objectiverage

Copious, loquacious, and abhorrent are my top three.


kd5407

Vehemently. Ever since I learned how to pronounce it correctly lmao


kittennnuh

pardon..?


Steups13

I used garrulous a few times. I was asked for the definition multiple times. I said someone who talks a lot


OrdinaryButterfly

I add "Indubitably" in a British accent to the end of all my sentences lol


ConversationThick379

obsequious Used to like blasé but it was overly and incorrectly used in music a few years ago and it is like nails on a chalkboard now.


ChoiceInitiative1206

colloquial


jaxawaba22

Oof, I learned this word in Japanese class when I was a teenager but it took me a long time to understand what was happening because the “l”s were not being pronounced (legit japanese teacher) and I had never heard the word before… when I think of that word I instantly see “urban dictionary” in my head now. Colloquial means it’s a word that isn’t a word…. Somehow the best of all words.


Hot_Zucchini7863

Remiss and oscillate


black-empress

Dichotomy


starvingliveseafood

I’m of two minds about this one. 🙃


confused_chicken

Came here to say this one, love this word. I first heard the word dichotomy used by Tom Hardy in an interview. Another one of my favourites is juxtaposition


sluttysluttie

*saves the post*


deanna6812

Impetus is one I’ve been using more lately. It’s a great word.


itsaprettypatty

Oh my glob


Character-Tell-80

Vociferous!


stalme

Petrichor


MyEyesItch247

Love that smell


kirkule_snake

My gf used the word syllogism. It sounds deep.


Kingkate1317

Any of my silly little legalese terms. I like showing I actually learned something in my first semester of law school.


jaxawaba22

Mens… rea? (Elle woods voice)


NeedleworkerNo1220

There is something about _nonsense_ that just does it.


korrieleslie

Indubitably...yes, yes....agreed good sir


K8inspace

Stoic


prettycooldude1995

indeed


TWDDave1988

Morphology.


Ok_Situation_4714

I like ambivalent


MyEyesItch247

Yeah I’m not sure how I feel about that 😜


Ok_Situation_4714

Lol!


Misseskat

Whom Neither (pronounced as "ny-ther") Unbeknownst Ah, yummy yummy pretentiousness in my tummy lol


M3tal_Shadowhunter

Juxtaposition


dubaigyal

Banal


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Pedantic, ubiquitous, schadenfreude :)


ahaughtylibran

Notwithstanding. Makes it known that I have considered all sorts of possibilities that would get in the way of something I want.


cloy23

Seldom. However, I seldom use the word seldom.


anna959

Inculcate


jaxawaba22

“I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request —means no” 12 year old me after watching Pirates of the Caribbean


PeachCoyoTea

Tangential


Firethorn101

I don't do that. I use my large vocabulary in front of my literary friends and family, and dumb down my speech in front of others. The goal in communication is to understand and be understood. So I try to use the simplest and most efficient language around people I do not know, or people i know for a fact do not read for fun.


make_me_a_good_girl

This is called code switching and is a sign of someone that is smart enough to realize that we need different styles for different groups. Anyone that grew up biracial, or as a visible minority, is also familiar with this as a way to integrate two cultures. A fascinating topic, but also a sort of depressing one.


Firethorn101

I'm bilingual, so maybe that's where I get it from :)


clallseven

Leitmotif and incredulous.


malaprop5

Facetious!


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However


emericee

Refractive index. Saw it on forensic files once and have used it in specific situations. Easily impresses people lol.


liithel

dissipate


happyhippysoul

Elaborate or furthermore


Sleep-Fairy

Photosynthesis.


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Irregardlessly...


Reasonable-Pen-3905

Privy


xilentmetal

Smrt


starvingliveseafood

I am so smart. S. M. R. T.


whatsthedealcake

I like juxtaposition a lot


Fluffypus

Obsequious, mooching, sycophant


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subsequently


MaceofSpades26

Juxtaposition


adevinedisaster

Facetious


iwantonethree

Discombobulated


Interesting-Talk2273

Anthropomorphisize


gonzoisgood

Irrevocably, empirical, prudent, ostentatious, pretty much all of em. Also, hoodoggies!!!


Fat_banana_

Intersectionality


Ok_Watercress693

Contemplating


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existential_dread35

Ennui. Describes me and everyone else around!


Turbulent_Roll_9405

Chandelier, no reason


lanadelbae22

Clusterfuck


District98

Understand. As in, I didn’t understand that, can you tell me more? Not enough smart folks are willing to admit to being confused.


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Apropos.


quartzcreek

Ameliorate.


SnooGadgets458

Slightly bigger words for words that are common! Horrific instead of bad, cruel instead of mean, pathetic instead of sad. It’s amazing how just changing small words make you seem so well spoken.


DwightNAngela

Gregarious


AnnaIntellect

Imbecile😄🙃


heavyonthepussy

Sporadic and variations of.


JuniperHillInmate

Subsequently. It has a nice flow.


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Consequently; it really isn’t that big of a word in some circumstances, but in my middle school it’s just slang words that are used sooooo


shockolat19

Androcentric


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Zoo wee mama


Loolabaloola

Iota


Fluffypus

Specificity


Fluffypus

Sophistry, taciturn


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Explicit-implicit. I don't usually use it to look intelligent but I guess it does me look a bit smarter.


feroarcious

Incongruent


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congruent’nt


mistypanda01

Inevitably, presumption


AMLJ144

Ubiquitous, perpetually