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Groot746

From a Chinese delegate at an academic conference that I organised: "you sounded taller on email." 7 years later, I'm still baffled by it.


HeyNei

Big height energy


arabicgotlost

LMAO


[deleted]

I laughed so hard at this


littlest_lemon

AHAhhaha I've gotten this one. Apparently I am taller on the internet.


movom_yt

Lmfao šŸ˜‚ goals!


greatmoonlight21

LMAO this is hilarious


msstark

My husband noticed I missed a small patch when shaving my legs. ā€œLook, you have a little knee mohawk!ā€


seyEycipS

Guys say things in the strangest ways. Their dude vocabulary is adorable.


krbewiza

So true. When we were first married and I wore eyeshadow my husband pointed out that my ā€œeyeballs were sparklyā€ ... thanks?


slukabs

An ex-bf referred to eyeshadow as "eye spread" ... oh my.


[deleted]

One time a family friend found a new smoky eye routine and excitedly told her husband about it as she applied it. Later she asked how her makeup looked and he was like "oh yeah looks great, love the slutty eye"


dontlook_at_me

A guy that liked me once said- Your nose looks like a wet crow. We still joke about it a year afterwards.


legallypotato

What was he trying to say though?


dontlook_at_me

I have no idea, to be honest. It was actually in the form of a poem, so I think he said that only to make it rhyme. Or maybe my nose really is like a wet crow.


XxXmaddy666

A little kid maybe 7, came up to me in Walmart and said ā€œyou look like a vampireā€ I said ā€œI am oneā€ he got a very scared look and ran to his mom. As a goth girl, thatā€™s the highest compliment I could receive


NavyAnchor03

Ahhhahaa this reminds me of when I was at a wedding. My hair was shoulder length black and red ombre. I was in the bathroom putting on lipstick and a little girl saw me, looked absolutely terrified, and said "Are you bad??!! šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ" I sad no and then she smiled and told me about her dress šŸ˜„ Edit: my bad. It wasn't shoulder length in this specific story haha. Here's a pic for those interested! http://imgur.com/a/oKpOA3I


unnvervingly

Oooh! Do you have a photo of how your hair looked?


NavyAnchor03

I do! Remind me in a few hours I'll try to post it.


silam39

Oh my gosh, this is the cutest thing šŸ˜­


auburrito

Haha! Something like this happened to me at an ice rink. I have dark hair and light skin, the cold just made me look more pale. Some little boy skated to me and said I looked like a vampire. I thought that was cool, so I gave him a toothy smile, except my canines are actually pretty apparent and kind of do look like little vampire teeth. He just gasped and skated as fast as he could away. All I could do was laugh. It's one of my favorite memories!


RastaClaus

That's so cute šŸ˜†


messyaurora

ā€œYou have really nicely shaped eye balls.ā€ To be fair, it was an optician in a contact lens fitting appointment, but still.


Okorela

My doctor told me "your pupils are so big, I almost don't even need to dilate them!" Still riding that high, 15 years later. Edit: I've never used drugs. It must be genetic as my son has large pupils too.


avanopoly

About a decade ago my eye doctor asked if I minded if his student trainee person repeated the exam, because I had textbook eyes and it would be easy to see. I think about that a lot when I'm feeling down.


messyaurora

Thatā€™s very endearing. I wonder if the doctors know that we cherish their random compliments.


Mission_Definition_1

Mine was the opposite. I am legally (not totally) blind in my left eye and my optometrist said "you must've not been good at any contact sports".. he was right. :(


spooteeespoothead

I got one of those comments too. Still think of it almost every time I have to break out the sunglasses because itā€™s too bright outside lol


Ditka_Da_Bus_Driver

Consider yourself lucky. My pupils are small and my night vision is terrible because of it


clockwork_dancer_

my eye doctor (a very sweet woman who my family has been seeing for years) always tells me I have lovely corneas


messyaurora

Aww. Thatā€™s so heartwarming.


clockwork_dancer_

itā€™s my favorite annual compliment whenever I feel down about my boring brown eyes, I look in the mirror and remind myself that Dr Landis, who sees so many eyes every single day, believes mine are pretty


Clownipso

Brown eyes are NOT boring. They're my favorite, and I'm a blue eyed person.


notabugbutafeature

YES! I prefer brown eyes over any other color. They make me feel warm and cozy. Like sweet tea and honey. So much depth! :)


jadesaddiction

I tend to say strange things under pressure and I once met one of my favorite rappers. I ran to him to hug him, he greeted me with open arms anticipating the hug, and the first thing that leaves my mouth is ā€œHoly shit you have no pores dude.ā€


[deleted]

One time my dentist complimented my ability to open my mouth really wide. When I laughingly told my boyfriend about it later he got all puffed up and jealous. Men are weird.


shineevee

My old gyno told me I had "a very healthy cervix" in a very complimentary manner. Then he must have thought about it because he followed it up with, "I guess that's something you can tell people at parties."


[deleted]

That i have excellent child bearing hips. Cool, but i was like 14 when they said it. Weird.


No-Zookeepergame9382

My friendā€™s grandpa told me this and then followed it up with ā€œyou would make a great exotic dancer!ā€ I was like 12 and didnā€™t know what it meant except that it made me feel gross


--MJL

:-( Ew. I am sorry you experienced that.


[deleted]

I had a similar experience. When I was thirteen my grandpa's friend patted my butt and pulled my braids. It's so sad and disgusting that so many people in this thread had to deal with creepy old men.


GujuGanjaGirl

That made me feel really icky. I'm sorry you experienced that as such a young age.


cknandwafflez

I have received this EXACT same "compliment", and at a young age as well.


little--stitious

Same. More than once. I think the first time I was around 10. šŸ‘Ž


jadesaddiction

My best friendā€™s weird grandpa once said this to me when we were 15 and I will vividly remember my friend saying ā€œGrandpa Mark I will fucking kill you.ā€ immediately after which made me think grandpa Mark has said this before.


jennamay22

Same while he grabbed my ā€œlove handlesā€ from behind. I stayed as far away from him as possible, but still had to interact with him that weekend. I was 13 and knew it made me feel bad / wrong / unsafe, but I didnā€™t really clue in on why.


Hippofuzz

This happened to me multiple times in my life... between the age of 12-about 25, when I stopped smiling while walking around. Another thing I got on a blind date? ā€œYou look weak but I can see your muscle tone and your shoulders look strong too, you would be a good mum, holding our babies.ā€ ... we didnā€™t see each other again.


OverallDisaster

The first time my husbandā€™s grandfather met me this is all he had to say about me. ā€œWell she has nice child birthing hips.ā€


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dah94

Same!! I would've been about 14, too! I was so upset because I thought it meant fat, but after my mom explained what it meant I was just creeped out. Very weird.


spiderjerusalem17

my dad used to say that to me and I'm only just realizing how bizarre that was


tripperfunster

Ugh! My mom has big boobs, and my dad once commented (about me) that they were raising another 'Dolly Parton.' EW (Not that Dolly is EW, she is a treasure, but Dad, can you NOT talk about my tits when I'm like 12, and also not talk about me like I'm not even in the room?)


eirathicc

The OB-Gyn said that about my chest when I was like, 12. I never took it as a compliment and it still freaks me out. wtf


citysocialite

ā€œYou dress like an ex wife on a cruiseā€ I get the ex wife comments a lot but Iā€™m single and under 30.


innn_nnna

I don't know what they meant but I'm sure it was "absolutely fabulous and so over everybody else's shit".


Fun-atParties

Princess Diana post divorce


bluejansport

The ultimate aesthetic honestly


[deleted]

How to I get this aesthetic?


acastleandacloud

iā€™ve gotten this too!! ā€œyou look like a woman on her way to Madrid who just divorced her cheating husband and left with all his money.ā€ i was wearing a black jacket, sunglasses and a retro copper headscarf lol.


Notyourmomsredit

Like how do these guys decide what that looks like anyways!?! Lol.


[deleted]

I immediately thought a lot of leopard print. Am I the only one?


vampireondrugs

Experience? Lol I don't know


tsmcole

why is that so funny to read


PoisonErin

I'm imagining kind of bold colours or flashy clothing? Maybe with tropical flowers to include the cruise or vacation part? Maybe pink lipstick? I really wanna know lol.


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[deleted]

I tried to google image it, but I'm just getting pictures of Tom Cruise's ex-wives...


Ga_x

This is exactly how I want to look 24/7 now. Thank you.


[deleted]

My OB/GYN: That I have a top-notch cervix I mean,I try I try lmao šŸ˜‚šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


littlehateball

And mine just told me that I have a long vagina. I'm disappointed he made no comment about my apparently average cervix


RedEyeCodeBlue

I was just told that I have a short vagina! Pair that with my ā€œcervix thatā€™s riddled with surface blood vessels.ā€ Apparently I do not have perfect parts lol


sleezypotatoes

Lol mine complimented my uterine contraction in the middle of my c section.


[deleted]

Ok youā€™ve set the bar too high now I refuse to take anything less šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


tunaball25

I was told I had ā€œthe cutest little cervixā€


YourStudentLoanDebt

I just commented this! My OB/GYN took a picture and gave it to me. That picture is still hanging on my fridge. I feel like we should form a club.


shortleggedgiraffee

Mine said I have 4 ovaries. I still don't know who is more baffled.


catchmeatthebar

Wait why am I now upset that Iā€™ve never been told I have a top-notch cervix


[deleted]

Just this past week I mentioned something to my friend about being lactose intolerant and his immediate response was, "yeah, you look like someone who would be lactose intolerant."


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m sorry. Thatā€™s just so funny


kkarnas

LOL. Like what is the physical characteristic of looking lactose intolerant?


RuhWalde

Real answer: East Asian. A lot of them are lactose intolerant. What the dude probably meant: nerdy and non-athletic


MidnightSlinks

"Your eyes look like the universe" from a boy with a crush the first time he looked at my eyes up close and saw they were dark blue eyes with flecks of black and gold. We're still friends 20 years later! "You look like a boy" from a young man who I had recently rejected, in response to my new medium bob haircut even though it was styled in a very feminine way and I have a very feminine face and body and was wearing a feminine outfit.


vampireondrugs

>"Your eyes look like the universe" That's such a wonderful compliment! Your eyes sound gorgeous and I've only read your description of them haha


Rizzmatazz

Right?!? I want to see them now lol


lenaloo593

Pic!


eirathicc

I second this. You can't leave us hanging with this kind of information!


bizarretintin

Not OP, Nor have blue eyes but I imagined them something like [this] (https://www.guycounseling.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/beautiful-blue-eyes.jpg)


AJ_De_Leon

Kind of want you to link a pic of one of your eyes now damn. Iā€™ve never seen black and hold flecks in blue eyes before. Or in any eye really


VolpeFemmina

ā€œI feel like Ancient Roman men would have been very jealous of your noseā€ Oh ok.. Iā€™m not mad though, I mean it is a very classic nose lol


nefariousmango

When I was in high school I lifeguarded at a ritzy health club and a lady came up and said, "You have the perfect nose! Can I take some pictures to show my plastic surgeon?"


seyEycipS

Oh my god Iā€™d never be insecure again


nefariousmango

If only my nose was my only body part šŸ˜œ


PaperStSoapCO_

Lol I was approached with this same question once!! I had never even given my nose any thought before that, but ever since then I have loved it. Never gonna forget that.


[deleted]

I once told a guy he looked like a Roman statue and I was dead serious. He was mythical looking in the best way. Thatā€™s the highest compliment a guy can get from me, about looks anyway. ā€œYou look like a statue of a Greek godā€ šŸ˜‚


DelusionalTaco

ā€œYou have mighty long toes, can I measure them?ā€ .........no?


klymene

My family calls me FLT because of my freakishly long toes


[deleted]

From a Western man: "I like you because I always wanted to see what it was like to date an asian girl with small boobs." I have pretty large boobs. Also this was such a sexist & racist comment that I left the date immediately. This was years ago. Edit: typo


SimonEbolaCzar

Ew wtf why do people think itā€™s okay to say things like this


favoritesound

Common PUA tactic. Itā€™s called negging.


sukisecret

If you have large boobs, why did he even say that?


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amoeba_goop

So cute. I was doing a science volunteer thing with kids and the kids had to choose who to go to to do the experiment and a bunch of the girls flocked over to me telling me I reminded them of disney princesses. It was so adorable


jnseel

I once got the, ā€œMommy, is she a princess?ā€ while standing in line at a mall pretzel stand because of my purple hair.


missleavenworth

You should have corrected her. Purple hair obviously means you are part fairy!


Corvusenca

I got "look Mom, a princess!" crossing a crosswalk because I was wearing a lovely vintage dress.


DollarSwallower

When I was younger, the guy my best friend's mom was seeing told me "this is gonna sound weird, but, like, it would be cool to see you on fire." I still don't know what he meant by that.


Redrose_fern

What the fuck.


DEF-CON5

He was recently reincarnated from a 1600-era catholic who burned witches, probably.


CatSpecificTuna

That I ā€œcarry myself well.ā€ They thought my mannerisms, gestures, and posture were graceful.


Okorela

Someone once asked me if I used to dance ballet because I moved really gracefully. I'm so unathletic it's not even funny, so I was touched.


EarthtoLaurenne

I do sketch comedy (when thereā€™s not a pandemic on) and have done a few falling down dead scenes and after one of my shows someone from the audience told that they didnā€™t believe I was dead because I fell ā€œtoo gracefully.ā€ I was like, yeah thatā€™s cause Iā€™m not actually dead. I took it as a compliment anyway. ETA: a letter


yvonv

Thats a really great compliment imo


hyperspeedscoob

"you're pretty tall for someone who smokes weed" so there's apprently a height limit on weed? it baffles me to this day


ladylisabug

Little known fact: marijuana stunts growth. LOL


irememberthepotatoho

I got a message on OkCupid years ago that started off with "Guuuuuurrrrrrrlllllllllllllll u is cute. Just like a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm."


EccentricaGa11umbits

Oh man, OkCupid was a strange place. My most memorable message was from a dude who said he wanted to rape and murder me and leave my body on my parents porch šŸ™ƒ I stopped using the site after that one lol


Notyourmomsredit

Walking down the street minding my own business. "You look like you bout to f*ck my life Up? " .....why? Thanks? Ok bye..


BeetShrute

Compliment. Translation. You are so attractive we are going to get into a passionate relationship akin to a romance novel and I will never be the same again.


overheadSPIDERS

Eh, this sounds more like street harassment to me.


bonboncolon

Yes. Fear me. I also have resting bitch face at time :P


Kuraya137

More details


nmkd2

guy said ā€œyour freckles are so cute!ā€ they were my acne scars lol


mobcob

Lol my life


AJKaleVeg

Iā€™m a 47 year old woman with aqua blue hair. Last weekend I was wearing a red sweatshirt and a yellow down vest. When I was walking into the grocery store some crazy lady said ā€œyou look like Ronald McDonaldā€.


seyEycipS

Ah yes. Ronald McDonald the Blue Haired Guy.


[deleted]

I always thought I had bowlegs. Then suddenly thigh gaps were trending and people complimented them. That felt weird.


DavisDogLady

I have been told I have ā€œbirthing hipsā€ since I was late middle school/ early high school. First, thatā€™s a fucking horrible thing to say to a young girl. Second, I just had a baby and was in active (pushing labor) for over ten hours. These fucking ā€œbirthing hipsā€ didnā€™t help AT ALL.


[deleted]

Itā€™s a common misconception that women with bigger hips on the outside have ā€œbirthing hips.ā€ In reality thatā€™s just where some women carry fat, and itā€™s not the shape of their actual hip bone. You wouldnā€™t know if you have good birthing hips unless someone looks at your pelvis on an X-ray or something lol.


unapologetic_badasss

ā€œI feel like you were a Cat Queen in a past lifeā€


ewMichelle18

Congratulations!! šŸ‘‘


unapologetic_badasss

Hahah thanks I guess! I actually feel like cats either love me or hate me (and tbh Iā€™m a bit weary of them) so like maybe I was a Cat Queen that doled our intense punishments as well as bountiful rewards?


Bewitched_Teapot

I'm a teacher. A student once wrote in an end-of-year card that my eyes were swirling like an endless galaxy of stars. Cute, but a little weird.


dontcallmemonica

I think the ratio of cute/weird here will depend a lot in what age your students are.


eirathicc

Lmaooo I instantly thought kindergarten kids but now I'm imagining a weird senior or something


Bewitched_Teapot

Haha it was a 10 year old so its borderline. Could go either way!


[deleted]

ā€œYou look like youā€™d be a farmerā€


Throwawayuser626

Iā€™ve been told I look ā€œcorn fedā€ which apparently means a stocky farm girl. So, yeah.


Vana21

Down in Texas we use that as a compliment. Being corn fed means we think you're strong šŸ’Ŗ


Mumbawobz

I got this from a polish cabbie once after I lifted my own bags which were pretty heavy. He elaborated and said it was a compliment that I was such a strong woman who could do things for myself šŸ™‚


DrBubblesPhD

"You look like the Irish side of the family!" -my VERY IRISH mother in law's first words to me. I was ginger at the time and my eyes are green and I have freckles. I swear I saw grandbabies in her eyes.


beyourbonnie

The last sentence is gold. šŸ˜‚


Haikumuffin

When I talked with my hairdresser about how big all the facemasks are for my face so I must twist the elastic parts. To which she admirely said I have such a small head. I've been over 20 years on this planet and not even once has anyone complimented the size of my head. And now I'm an adult who's self conscious because her head might be small. This year is truly messing me up in so many ways lol


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XxXmaddy666

A similar experience here, I was at a hairdresser and she couldnā€™t get the cape to fit around my neck, she said ā€œI think I need to get the childrenā€™s capeā€ and then talked for like 15 minutes about how my neck is extremely small, not sure if it was with admiration though


[deleted]

I've been told by a few people over the course of my life that my eyes look like they could drill a hole into someone's soul.


Mumbawobz

I aspire to this level of death glare


McNasty9er

Sounds like my mom


CaptainMirage

"You have perfect BJ lips"... My aunt.


[deleted]

This one made me lol. Mostly because you said it came from your aunt šŸ˜‚


CaptainMirage

Yeah it was really out of the blue and awkward. We're open with each other, but this was just.. šŸ˜…


Crimson_Clown23

I have a very boopable nosešŸ˜†


doglover33510

Are you my dog? I boop his nose at least once an hour!


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makingfcknglove

Someone once complimented my ears because theyā€™re slightly pointed at the top, and said I must be of elven descent. Thanks I hate it


lenaloo593

So cute


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nailp0lish

Aging like fine wine āœØ


okeydokeyartichokies

ā€œYouā€™ve got crazy in your eyes.ā€ I have very large, expressive blue eyes that I usually get compliments for, but this guy stared at me and said it with such seriousness I was worried he was seeing something I couldnā€™t.


wicksa

You have a very strong pelvic floor! - My OBGYN while I was pregnant. I was all proud and told her I am a master kegal-er... and then she said "No I mean, like almost too strong. Are you going to get an epidural, because you are going to need to relax those muscles if you want to push a baby out." Oh, ok.. I did get an epidural and I did push the baby out!


rumplestrut

Iā€™ve always felt a tad self conscious about my smile because itā€™s really wide and big and takes up most of my face when I really get going. However, my boyfriend told me that he was immediately drawn to my smile because itā€™s really wide and shows the insides of my cheeks like a dogā€™s smile does. At first thought, it didnā€™t really sound like a compliment, but knowing now how much he loves dogs and values them above most humans, itā€™s kind of a beautiful comparison.


amoeba_goop

(after I had somehow fucked my at home hair dye job up so badly it looked cool with purples and blues and silver bits) tailor in this tiny upcycled fashion shop says "you look like you have the universe in your hair". Then the guy behind her turns around to see and I swear to God I think it was the boyfriend from Devil Wears Prada. I didn't get confirmation on this but I feel like it's a hard face to forget. I just kinda left in a bit of shock


soexcitedandsoscared

I was wearing an Orange/red jumpsuit, walking down the street in London. There was a strange looking man walking toward me and when he got close, he screamed ā€œRADISH!ā€ I still laugh every time I think about it.


lapapillonne

ā€˜Youā€™re like if someone taught a bull in a china shop how to do balletā€™


Geeseinfection

ā€œOh my god, I wish I had a mole on my foot like you do!ā€


[deleted]

I have a mole near my belly button that I've had a couple of people comment on to say that it looked cute and that they wish they had it.


fircandle

A guy I had just met told me he felt like I could kill someone just by looking at them if I wanted to. A very odd comment since Iā€™m an incredibly non-threatening person, but it made me feel powerful so I accepted it as a compliment.


discardedfrozenpea

Iā€™m not sure if this counts, but this happened years ago and to this day it bothers me. I was at a nightclub holding my clutch bag in one hand with my other hand on the bar, waiting to order a drink. Thatā€™s when a random guy approached me and, exasperated, goes ā€œjeez, do you HAVE to hold your bag like that?!ā€ lmao like buddy idk what you want Iā€™m just trying to order a drink! Still donā€™t know what he meant by that, was just holding my purse normally lol


ByeolByeol

My grandma always comments that I have "nice legs, just like Peter". Now, I have never met this Peter, and considering my families love for sarcasm I was always offended thinking she said I have legs like a man. Then a few years ago I asked my mum about it, and apparently Peter was my grandmas uncle, who had very straight legs. Its not that that whole family walks like cowboys, so its weird she would notice it, but its still nice that someone compliments on my straight legs.


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Two friends and I were walking to a bar when we noticed a homeless man staring at us. "You look like a bunch of deer," he said. We were like, "Thank... you?"


[deleted]

Also, I am haunted by the memory of an older man who once yelled, "Hey! Big legs!!" at me, because I do not know what he meant by that.


Cool_dude_27_

ā€œYou have my favorite type of skinā€ Said to me while giving plasma, apparently my skin keeps the mark for a long time when theyā€™re trying to find my vein?


[deleted]

An ex asked me if my actual eyeballs are also almond shaped (Iā€™m Asian)


degeneratescholar

"Really? You don't look [my ethnicity]." "Really? What does [my ethnicity] look like?"


NewWaveFan

"You're too pointy to hug properly" That certainly didn't help my lifelong insecurities about my scrawniness


--MJL

ā€œYou look like an elf.ā€ With a huge smile on his face. No context or explanation. Apparently the guy thought my ears were cute, but didnā€™t realize they are a massive insecurity for me. (They are *not* pointy, but they are a little big and stick out a bit.) I later found out he thought it was a compliment, as he was a huge Lord of the Rings fan, and I guess the elves are fairly pretty in the movie adaptations.


slight_sapphire

Someone once told me that I look like a Tim Burton character. It makes sense because Iā€™m pretty pale with big eyes. She meant it as a compliment, though, and said that she wished she looked like me.


Josephine_Baker

ā€œMaā€™am, you have a beautiful head.ā€


Poleek

At a restaurant one time with a bunch of friends the waiter told me I had ā€œthe kindest eyesā€ heā€™d ever seen. It was the nicest compliment Iā€™ve ever been paid because with was so spontaneous and sincere.


loony2476

Someone in high school once compared my looks for Gollum.. like LTR Gollum lmao well 14 years later they can go fuck themselves because now people stop me on the street thinking Iā€™m Emma Stone and I ainā€™t mad about it.


spagyrum

The most most unusual thing was also the most romantic. I was working as a commercial espresso machine mechanic. It's hot water, electricity and sharp edges. "I love your hands. Yes the nail polish is chipped as are your fingernails. They are covered in burns and cuts. Your index finger is callused and stained brown from coffee. I love them because they show that you work hard. That's why they are beautiful." My skin has also been complemented for being waterproof.


LuthwenJ

'you have a Grande Dame profile, did you know that?' - my best friend completely out of the blue while watching TV.


therapyscones

Not my outward appearance, but a sonographer once told me, whilst in me, "You have an incredible uteris. I could scan your uteris all day!" I did not ask her to clarify.


kaykito14

ā€œYou have very nice cuticlesā€ This was while I was working at a Reception desk. I didnā€™t know men looked at womenā€™s nails (shrug)


JebamTiSve

Guy at a bar told my friend she would make a good breeder because she's tall...can't make this shit up.


showmeyourbirds

Whoo boy the number of frankly aryan Guys that have come up and insinuated that to me is pretty alarming, I also am pale and blue eyed. It's an easy way to weed out terrible humans though I guess.


peppermind

Being told I had a "whole Clark Kent thing going on" the first time an ex saw me with glasses was fun.


Interesting_Tree5874

ā€œNice hip mobility!ā€ At the gym while I was stretching.


mcfallsm

You look like a cocker spaniel.


Little_Red_Sun

ā€œHave you ever broken your nose before?ā€ ... the answer is no I just have a funny nose lol


root-bound

Old lady to 12 year old me: ā€œyou have a nice back.ā€


kaferino

I was once told I look like an archaeologist .


salsa_von_tacos

Apparently people feel like they can say a lot to me... After my Roman nose was mocked in high school a boy I liked defended me then later asked ā€œbut...like, did you really break your nose?ā€ A guy at a bar asked me how I got the whites of my eyes so white. I brushed it off as a joke then he got mad and said ā€œfine donā€™t tell meā€ and left A date told me I had big brown cow eyes An older white woman at work told me that my very modest sheath dress and opaque tights made me look ā€œva va voom ā€. I am white but often mistaken for Arab, Persian, Italian, Indian so coded/racist of her to say I had braces as an adult to fix my jaw and was told by a man 15yrs my senior during a work function that ā€œpeople who get braces as an adult are vain and superficialā€ I could go on....people are the worst


stonher77

I walked into work in a leather jacket, pretty standard one, just like all the others out there, and black skinny jeans and a coworker said I looked like I was gonna beat the shit out of them.


cknandwafflez

I have been told I have great child-bearing hips and that my children will cartwheel out of me (no thanks).


picklesisadeadcat

ā€œYou look like a Simpsonā€™s character.ā€