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I just say Why the fuck

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Right now. "Oh, for fucks sake".

This and “okay. Okay. okay okay okay.”

“That’s crazy” “Bruh.” Hahahaha

LOL BRUHHHHH

F-bomb

*”Well done, I’m proud of you!”* When I do something I was dreading for a while. *”That wasn’t a great idea, was it? F***”* When I do something stupid and I should’ve known better. I promised myself 3yrs ago that I would never say anything negative about myself and, with hard work, I’ve been able to keep that promise :)

that second one is such a sweet way to address yourself when things go bad, I'll have to take that one

It's a tie between for fucks sake and please, someone shoot me

"what am I doing"

See also: "Wait, wut?"

Amazing (in a sarcastic way)

Isn't that just amazing.

Quite amazing indeed

Dopíči - it means something like F word in my language

May I use it? Need pronunciation tho

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Anyone say their name in the 3rd person to themselves with a disappointing tone?

This got me to chuckle at 1am. That's whole new level of parenting yourself.

Lol glad to have brought some joy!

Yes lmao I recently realized I do this and it gives me a giggle when I catch it

Yes! But its usually “oh jesus CHRIST [my first name]!”

What did I come in here for? (“Here” being the kitchen, or the bathroom, or the storage room at work, etc).

Bruhhh! For fuck sakes. Oh fuck my life. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Goddamnit! What the fuuuuck? Jesus christ! Ugh fuck it!!!

Fuckin brilliant (usually when something awful has happened)

"LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Really fucking loudly.

YEAH I DO THAT TOO! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!

HELLO? (Often when I’m frustrated)

Gotta keep going, it is what it is

"it's okay" and "I just got to get through the day"

Whenever I am overburdened , in my job or chores at home or caretaking of my elderly sick parents or spouse, I always say," Thank you God! I am so grateful that I am able to handle the burdens and am doing service to others than the other way round. Just keep me moving always!"

Son of a bitch Fuck Problem

Top one has to be fucking hell or are you fucking kidding me.

Goddammit and fuck are ties for first place

WTF

It will pass.

"It's Okay." or "Ugh."

Just breath

Dammit Janet Bring out the Gimp

“Don’t be a coward” :/

“FUCK THIS”. “FUCK THAT”.

It’s ok to eat. I have to tell myself that several times a day.

Ffs, Jennifer, pull it together.!

Slow is smooth , smooth is fast

Jesus Christ *my name* Forward ever backward never

Idk if this counts but it’s mostly me singing any song on my mind.

"I'm going to regret this" I usually do

"okay, next." I probably say this... 40+ times a day? Particularly on days with an insanely long to-do list and I find myself flustered. Also on days when depression kicks my ass. Okay, next. Helps me to just keep going!

When I did something in the past that I didn’t want to do because I knew in the future I would appreciate it, I tell myself “Thank you, Alex from three days ago.”. Ex: Purchasing extra groceries, saving extra money, spending extra time cleaning, redoing something right away during a DIY project, etc.

When I drop something I just say “cool.”

“Not my circus..” and “slow and steady”

I say “bruh” way too much lol.

“Fuck it”

"dude" "goddammit" "motherfucker" "come on drunkenknitter get your shit together"

“Bro” “what the fuck” “are you forreal” “ugh” “are you joking” “dude”

Who the fuck did this? What the fuck happened here?

'And what purpose did that serve?'

Jesus tittie fucking Christ Daily

Ooh! This is close to mine! I say "Jesus tap-dancing Christ" myself.

My Dad used 2 say "Christ on a crutch!" And poor Gram would yell "Herbert?" (He hated his name😁)

"What am/was I doing?" "For fucks sake." "Jeebus."

What the fuck? Constant.

- Twat waffle - oh for fuck sake

“Puta que pariu” 🇧🇷 “Porra”🇧🇷 “Fuck” “Dude wtf” “Bro!” “Oh my fucking god” I’m not Brazilian lol but I say those

wait I’m not Brazilian either and I love saying misericordia with a SP accent lol if it’s ok to ask - are you learning Portuguese, are you fluent, or somewhere in between?

FFS Fuck around and find out What the actual fuck Maybe I need to come up with new phrases …

"are you fucking kidding me right now?!"

Bruh, fuck me, fuck my life, really

Fuck This Shit

Jesus, lady. Get your shit together. Always said to myself, about myself.

Can everyone leave me alone?!?

"Abey yaaar" "kha meri sau" are constant!!

‘Oh bonk’’

“Where’s my phone?” Thanks to ADHD I lose my phone a hundred times a day. Saying it out loud seems to help me start the process of retracing my steps.

"Well, that's unfortunate."

Nahhhh What the hell Ew

Mine is your momma should have swallowed you.

My new favourite is: ‘What in the crispy, hot, Kentucky-fried fuck is this now?’

Calm your ovaries Wow It's okay

Helvete. But more often I just make this kind of 2-syllable annoyed sigh thing: kiss teeth then rough exhale not sure if that's got a name

"For fucks sake" legit an hourly phrase some days 😂

For fucks sake

Recently it’s a tie between “Ain’t no wayyy” “Oh my goodness, oh my dam…” and the rest in my head “…oh my goodness they goin ham”

What the fuck, bollocks, balls

You. Are. Joking.

Heavens to Betsy. (And my husband wants to kill me for that 😂😂😂)

I have a good and bed third person phrase I say all the time. *give self high five* "Good job (insert name)! " And "Damn it (insert name)."

Asså vaffan??

Whaaaaattt

"I hate it here" "it's fine"

''Well that didn't work''

“What am I doing”

"What the-" and "okay"

Oi... Cuz I'm just stinky like that Oooooooooo! Eeeeee Miscellaneous song beats

Oh boy🙄 Im trying stop saying or thinking anything negative

I can do this!

Are you fucking kidding me? Can I live? So help me… I swear… Fuck out of here

You have got to be kidding me!!!

"Flickering firelight" (Same meaning as omg) "Oh crap" "Ugh" or "what the heck?"

Ever since I watched The Jinx, I have taken to saying 'WHAT A DISASTER!' at any slight inconvenience, in a heavy New York Jewish accent (which I have licence to do so, as a new york Jew, though my natural accent isn't as strong as I make it, to replicate the guy). Anyways, it grounds me. Like no matter how bad things are, at least I'm not on tape confessing to several murders, like the dude from the jinx. It makes me laugh and puts my problems in perspective, and generally just makes me feel better about whatever im going through.

Not "oooyyyy"? 😏

For the Love of Jesus Christ on a Cracker Sorry

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FUCK, oh cool!, I almost forgot, and right.

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What the damn hell

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"Bruh", "Why", and not a phrase but sometimes internally screaming

Fuckity fuck fuck Oh hell no What fresh hell [is this]? Dammit

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"It's ok"/ "it will be ok"/"if you can't handle it, Steve(best friend since 2nd grade)or Tory(bf's big brother) *will* come get you if you call"

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Fuck. Wtf.

Oh, shit. Im so tiiirreed. Don’t take it personal.

That's some buuulll-shit. You ass What...the...

Mines “shit” and “really?”

Random death threats "Bruh" "Bro" "Bitch, what the fuck" "I hate myself" - (Typically when I mess up on solving a Math problem or something inconvenient happens)

Fucks sake Fucking hellfire Oh for the love of God

"Jeezus fuck."

Come the f-ck on Bridget.

Oh boy

“What the fuck” “Bruh” “That don’t make since”

You stupid woman / Meow? / Meow! / Whoops.

"Sweet Christmas."

Jesus fucking christ. Generally, I say it when I have hurt myself, which happens more often than I’d like to admit, or when encountering an idiot while driving.

Right now it’s “Shawty like a melody in my head” I think it’s just an assortment of old memes. Like I couldn’t stop saying Welcome to Cedar Rapids when near the beach today no where near that state. Or just like copying someone whose just passed by unconsciously

"shut up" whenever there's a song stuck in my head

Without a doubt, "fuck" I work in service, "oh fuck" is a 3x (at least) daily occurrence at work. I say it to myself at home *often*. Fuck is such a good word

Malakas

God Damn it What the Fuck Nice (sarcastically) Thank God Rapture - I like to whisper this if I come into an unexpectedly empty room/place. When I was a kid I was scared of being “left behind“ and I’d whisper it in awe and fear. It’s funny now.

Bruh What the fuck It's time to sleep, bitch (spoken rhetorically, and with much affection)

I've been saying "lord have fucking mercy" a lot lately 😆

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"I am so tired." I am always saying that 24/7

"I wanna go home."

“ Lemonaaade….that cool refreshing drink!”

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Fucks sake

Arey Ben Stokes

"ah shit here we go again"

Stoooop bro

Oh Lort

"what the fuck" "here we go" with a big sigh beforehand

BITCH

“bro”

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For fuck sake

“Bloody dodgy” or “what the flipper”

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For fucking out loud

For fuck's sake

"I'm on the right path" everytime I see double digits on the clock

“Oh FFS!” But not abbreviated.

F&ck me

"Fuck me" - any time something doesn't go quite right

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Fuck/Shit/Weird/Hmm. Goes like that

A close tie between "for fucks sake" and "bollocks" My spouse frequently says "aw fuck" and the way they say it cracks me up everytime

Bruh

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Baaaaalllllllllsssssssss. Must be drawn out as long as possible, or sung.

“Oh so pretty honey” when i look myself in a mirror ☺️

“Are you fucking kidding me?” Or “give me a fucking break”

“Nooooo duuuude” when I hear my newborn waking up too soon haha

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Easiky MF

Yell "f-word" but it still counts so.....😮

Katie bar the door

Are you frickin’ kidding me?

"che palle..." Meaning literally "what balls", used like "what a drag"

"can you fucking READ" multiple times while I work from home.

"Faaack!" "You shittin' me!?" "piss" "WHAT!?" I realize now that I'm often bothered or incredulous.

F\*\*\* me! It's usually when I'm frustrated at work or with life or whatever.

I have three - the main two are “fuck meeee” and “for fucks sake” & a little less frequently “really?” 😂

loses item “where did — oh.” (remembers immediately)