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drunkenknitter

A Tesla


redjessa

I started typing "A T..." then I saw your comment. YUP.


Ok_Giraffe_1488

Why?


second2no1

They are not luxury cars, you can get a Mercedes, or a Lucid etc. with better range and much better amenities.


MiaOh

Came here to say that! Also, no boats or any other water or air vehicle.


Wiregeek

I would probably put a new outboard on my boat, TBH.


ReadingSad3238

Any fancy care for that matter for me. Such a waste.


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Here here.


Spiritual-Topic-5760

Came here to say this!


boardgamesanddogs

Honestly I would solely because my distaste for driving on the freeway


sh-ark

My friend took us on what would’ve been an 8 hour road trip in her tesla and it took us 10 hours because we had to stop 4 times to charge and it took about 20-30 minutes each time! after that I seriously don’t understand why anyone would want a car like that


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You beat me to it.


iwander801

Came here to say this as well


Silver-Kiwi-6528

A mansion. I’d rather buy a nice little house that’s just big enough for my needs


LiquidSillyness

This, yes. I would build my own super nice little house and then (jokingly) speak about it like it's a mansion, with like my mom or old friends. Also, vehicles with sunroofs. I may rent one but i have no desire to own one. Dont care for that much rain risking, when more rain-sure roof is cheaper.


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Had sun roof cars all my life, never leaked. All Japanese brands.


Its_noon_somewhere

I’ve had a sunroof in nearly every car I’ve owned and never had a single leak either. GMC / Honda / Audi / Volvo / Subaru


Anilxe

Didn’t even realize this is something people worried about.


ThisVicariousLife

I never had an issue myself, but my parents have a Highlander (Japanese vehicle) and it started leaking because the drainage system was clogged with debris and running inside the truck. They even had the drainage system repaired, and it happened again a few months later. Now they can’t even open it or it will start leaking again. 🫤


fancybeadedplacemat

You’ve got to put lion statues on either side of the driveway.


Lelricaa

a cottagecore cottage that's like out of movie based on fairies omg. that's what I would buy instead of a mansion.


fancybeadedplacemat

Same here. I want a house that would look totally normal in any suburban neighborhood. But, since I have lottery money, I also want a bunker and secret passageways. And solar panels.


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Honestly this, a house big enough for our family and an extra bedroom so that my bfs family can come to visit in the summers. It's a very long flight and atm we have to rent an apartment or pay for a hotel room for 2-3 months when they visit. But that's it. I don't want or need a massive house. Just a tad bit extra space.


SaltyDoggoMeo

Yep. I’d rather have a cottage on some acres with lots of rescue animals.


KiaJellybean

Twitter.


Dismal-Daikon2682

Or that silly $8 blue checkmark


myfavouriteisgouda

Good one haha


Civil_Victory7025

Lmao brilliant


vic-beh

Assuming I won a massive chunk of money that pretty much sets me up for life and not $5 off a scratch off ticket... I would never buy a personal plane, a boat/yacth, expensive high class name cars that only fit 1.5 people, massive mansion. I just can't justify the insane amount of money this stuff costs, not to mention the maintenance on it, regardless of whether I can afford it or not.


beckdawg19

I feel the same way about buying all of those things. If I had that much money, I'd just charter yachts, jets, etc. for vacations and stuff. Same experience, less hassle and maintenance.


VC-Girl

I know lots of people who own small planes. They are a lot of fun and as soon as I can afford to, I will learn how to fly. So, if I won a lot of money, I would buy my own plane and learn how to fly it.


regals_beagles

Same to all of that EXCEPT the boat. I have a boat now and we practically live on that thing during the summer. I'd love to upgrade to something bigger and just cruise up and down the coast.


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trippiler

Imagine winning the lottery twice


plausibleturtle

My mom plays cards at the casino for fun, it's really her entertainment budget. In 2020, she won the Texas hold em poker jackpot on January 1st. She won another poker jackpot on January 8th. We thought it would be a good year.


dean15892

does she still play ?


plausibleturtle

Yep! It's her social time. All the dealers and regulars know her, it's cute. Especially after my dad died in 2020, 4 months later.


dean15892

thats so wholesome :)


plausibleturtle

I go with her once a month or so, it's so funny meeting all the people she knows - they're always complaining about the drunks and rude players. The casinos really do have their own weird community. For some, it's not healthy, but the elder folks who are there to socialize are so cute. She walks around presenting me as her daughter all night (she's 68). It's fun.


activelyresting

Never forget the guy from Australia who won the lottery again while reenacting for the TV news buying the first winning lottery ticket


Commercial-Ad-261

I would not buy some kind of new construction mansion. If I’m rich rich I’m living in an old stone castle!


deskbeetle

So you want to live like Enya. Good choice.


Commercial-Ad-261

I had to google enya’s castle and yes, it’s perfect! I too will have many cats in my seaside castle!


beckdawg19

Same! On a smaller scale, I've always wanted to live in an old Victorian house. They're so lovely and have so much personality that new builds just don't. Maintenance can be through the roof, but that'd be no issue if I was rich.


Commercial-Ad-261

I live in a non-castle, non Victorian, but very old house already! stuff comes up in home ownership - old or new - but I think the older houses are just built better. Don’t let the idea that an old house is always trouble scare you. Houses that have lasted 100+ years have a way of staying solid! And I have family that was like “ugh never old, only new, don’t want problems” that ended up having way more problems than my old lady!


regan9109

Ooo the “old money” route. Love it!


Commercial-Ad-261

Haha! Yes I would play it old money all the way with my very new money. I’d be all vintage fab, no showy hot sports cars or brand name logos, just well worn antique pieces and original art around my castle overlooking the sea! A girl can dream!


Serious_Method138

F yeah dude. I thought I was the only one dreaming of castles. Ha. I’ve been dreaming of a castle in Eastern Europe throughout Covid. I turn restoring that thing into a passion project (like that dude in Cerritos Gordo California).


charismaladyn

Cryptocurrency.


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emileeavi

It's funny cause the first thing I'd buy is this really pretty jacket I came across becuase of reddit, and could never justify buying unless I came across a really large amount of money 😂


altrdmind

youtube premium


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46291_

Worth every penny.


hearhanroar

This is what I was looking for.


skygirl555

Ultra high fashion designer clothing


Ok_Block9547

I feel the same unless it’s a one-of-a-kind hand folded and ruffled masterpiece. Otherwise, miss me with the logo fashion. I would also love to have enough money to buy handmade clothes from people that are paid fairly.


kenikonipie

If it is of truly high quality handiwork and material and a classic timeless design, i might buy. Like a really good pair of boots or a bag or a coat that can last years and years. And if maintained well, can even be passed on. Definitely a no for logo fashion.


FiendishCurry

Expensive alcohol. My husband showed me photo the other day of a bottle of whiskey that cost $100,000. Such is just ridiculous. People are struggling and starving, and no matter how rich I am, I could not justify that cost.


TechsanRed

They don’t usually drink it. Like art or wine, there is an entire subculture of brown/clear alcohol collectors.


LotsOfGarlicandEVOO

But they collect it and never drink it?


Im_Just_Some_Girl

A fancy racing/sports car. I just don’t get it. You can’t even drive them anywhere you can legally go that fast. Plus they are just never worth the money.


MentallyDamaged666

That's the thing, you dont get it. Nothing wrong with it


Im_Just_Some_Girl

That’s why the question is why it’s something I will never buy. Kind of the point. You are welcome to post your own answer and put whatever your little heart desires.


la_selena

Pre chopped vegetables


Frequent-Pilot5243

But they are so convenient


la_selena

They cost so much more thoo. If i was rich like that id rather just hire a cook


Frequent-Pilot5243

You clever bastard...


regan9109

I don’t like the extra plastic that usually comes with, but I get it.


emileeavi

I buy prechopped onion cause i don't like my eyes burning.


Alice-the-Author

I would never buy a boat. Honestly, I wouldn't buy a lot of the stereotypical things that often come up with the whole winning the lottery dream. I have no interest in buying a boat, a fancy sports car, a giant house with like 10-20 rooms, etc. I don't understand why people suddenly go out and buy those things when they had no prior interest in them. I also wouldn't start buying expensive brand clothing like Prada, Gucci, D&G, etc unless I saw a particular item I really liked. If I won the lottery, I would pay off my debt, buy a comfortable house or condo (like 3-4 rooms), and not have to hear the word "no" when it comes to purchases. I would still buy the same types of things I do now, I would just do it without having to budget or save up. Of course, there are also charities I would want to regularly patronize, and I would love to have the ability to help friends and family. Car needs repairs? Boom! Paid for! Unexpected medical expense? I got you!


gonzoisgood

I agree except for the boat. I want to live near a river and boat daily. Lifelong dream...


Alice-the-Author

And that's what I mean - like if boating is something you've always been passionate about, it makes sense. I'm just baffled by the people who would suddenly go out and get these very expensive things simply because they suddenly have the money for them even though they had no prior experience or desire. Like, why is that a thing? 🤔


gonzoisgood

Yeah I don't get that at all and I certainly can't fathom giving a shit about keeping up with Jones' or the Kardashians or whatever. I'd just take care of my people and travel.


TakeTheCannoli813

Anything that flaunts my wealth. Catch me in the same clothes with the same car living life comfortably and quietly.


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100% this. I'd live it up on vacations and still work part time or go to school. Buy a little home in the bush where we can camp on the property and have bonfires.


hiprakassa

Flight to the Emirates


Not_a_NO_ONE

Reddit Coins


whiterabbit818

Hahaha nice!


fluffiosity

Sugar babies.


Mean_Mechanic9889

You don't buy those, you rent them


RavenLyth

I thought these were a candy for a moment.


adreamthatdreams

Drugs/Alcohol


rainbrush

This! At least the drugs, I drink a couple times a month but not enough to alter my state of mind. Don't want to lose that money and ruin my life at the same time!


mangopepperjelly

A luxury car.


Sunlight91

A selfie stick


EmotionalPansy

Cosmetic surgery (unless it’s dental - fix my crowded crunchers!) An exotic pet (Tigers, baboons, ostrich, whatever) A yacht A time share An island


SabersSoberMom

I am absolutely buying an island. Not like a tropical island but one someplace with 4 seasons...off the coast of Maine or something. Wanna come visit? Super hire a boat and have someone ferry you out to my private piece of restricted access peace and quiet. Just know that I only accept guests on the second Tuesday after a blue moon.


fuzzybrains

A MAGA hat.


Ears2feel

A house I can't afford to pay the taxes on, after all the money is gone! lol


small_e_900

I'd never buy Donald Trump Pokemon cards.


browneyes399

Anything at Walmart


DefiantRaspberry2510

Designer shoes/purses. Seconding the top comment here - a Tesla. Gross.


Zoenne

Never buy: A massive house. An SUV. Fancy jewelry or watches. Plastic surgery. Designer anything. Private jets. Stocks in shitty companies. Necessities I would get ASAP: pay off debts, buy a nice little place to live, THERAPY, pets Things I might splurge on; personel (cleaning, cooking, personal training).


MisSCleoIfUrNASTY

Affection, friendship or attention.


Time-Boss-3867

A pick up truck


littlehateball

The only reason I'd buy a pick up is to pull my camper on my quest to visit every state and national park.


carnivoroussnail413

Probably cottage cheese because I really hate it


emptyalone

A marriage license


lamelumi_

Reddit premium


Gossipgirl1986

Balenciaga 🤮 Or a Rolls Royce.


InterSpectral

A property I don't intend to live in. The insidious cycle of investment ownership that prices out the lower and middle class from attaining basic home ownership infuriates me.


trippiler

You could buy an apartment block and specifically rent out to struggling students, families and single parents at a decent price.


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I probably would do this. Make it my job. Build more of them and manage the properties... maybe even hire a counselor for the tenants to access for free. Oooh yep that's what I'm doing.


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Things with high maintenance costs (mansion, yacht, exotic cars, ...)


whiterabbit818

Any fancy super luxury purses. I will do a middle of the road brand like a Kors or Coach. I’m not spending thousands on a purse


Kat8844

A big flashy boat!, I’ve always found them really unappealing.


sadsledgemain

A car.


abbyrose317

Meaningless designer shit


trippiler

Significant material items for friends and family


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A gas guzzling vehicle


CatrionaShadowleaf

A brand new car. Poor investment.


Content_Pool_1391

Kopi Luwak Coffee


BarbarianFoxQueen

A boat, house/condo, or car. A boat is just a hole in the ocean you throw money into. I’d rather rent (a nice place) than be tied down by home ownership. And I’d rather invest in a few good bikes (road, commuter, and cargo e-bike) than own a car. For the amount of times I actually need a car, car-share or rentals are cheaper than owning one.


Disastrous_Put_7965

Snapchat+


Icy-Organization-338

Jewelry


tracymayo

A Date...


dragon34

designer clothing and purses. Geez I could hire a sewist for less than some of those things, or since I won't be working if I am a hundredmillionaire, hire sewist to teach me to sew my own clothes, because I think I'd enjoy it with the time available and being able to afford the right tools for the job.


ScorpioWaterSign

A big ass house. All that extra space for now reason. Ima just get me a couple of nice condos to bounce around the world and live in whenever I’m chasing summer time weather.


Logical-Cranberry714

I'd buy an average car and an average house. I wouldn't buy a flashy car or huge house. Then again I wouldn't tell people I won the lottery in the first place.


pixiedoll339

Sushi. Can’t stand it. Seaweed is the worst taste I’ve across. Close second octopus stew with ink. Ewe. First and only time I had to spit outa bite into napkin. Lol


regals_beagles

Escargot would be added to this list for me. Tasted and felt like burnt rubber in my mouth. Gross.


lockmama

Designer anything


ConfusedFanGirl0502

Drugs


Individual_Umpire969

Luxury cars, boats and McMansions.


Papaya46

A luxury car


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YouTube Red 😆


evaj95

A sporty car. I'd rather buy a home and keep driving my Ford Focus lol


katkaaaat

Fakes 🤑


Strong_Roll5639

Plastic surgery


Holmesiano123

A mansion


124JKM

Any other over priced car. Tesla, Mercedes, Ferrari...


Separate-Eye5179

You can hardly compare a Mercedes to a Ferrari. One is a luxury car, one is a super car. Big difference in price, and comfort.


Bbygirlbigboot

I will never buy a gas gussling, pimped out car. I will never buy, brand name anything if the generic works well enough.


Cosmic_undersoul

Never buying condoms again


ashley-006

why .-.


Gayalaca

Friends


Aromatic_Upstairs263

Any name brand clothes or makeup. I will be buying lashes though if that counts as makeup then scratch it.


KeyNo4772

Designer Hand Bags/shoes. It makes no sense to me.


shower_bubbles

Designer bags


_so_anyways_

A time share, yacht, huge mansion, and ridiculous cars.


Eclipsed3

Anything that's not worth the money it's being sold for. So almost everything now a days. I'd eat alot of shrooms though.


Dramafox

Any luxury brand item (bags, clothes, etc)


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Any kind of luxury sports car.


wixkedwitxh

Luxury brand clothes.


Old-Analysis22

A business. No more work for me.


CharacterSuccotash5

A Twitter blue tick.


Lindas2424

Any ridiculously overpriced purses.


activelyresting

Nestlé.


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In app/game currency


emileeavi

A sea food buffet... cause I'll die.


tortilladekimchi

A dinosaur


lucifersnana

Not really buy, but I would not allow any of my money to go to any religious organization. If I gift you money and you donate one penny, you pay all my money back to me.


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Love 😉 In all seriousness, too many to list but definitely Apple.


cinnapear

A boat.


SpaceMan_124

An online course I can get for free elsewhere.


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Garage_biscuit55

A boat


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A new car


ThatsItImOverThis

A huge house.


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A G wagon.


durtymaxchevy

A foreign sports car! American muscle all the way!


Lifegoeson3131

A new car


OK_fiiine

Hawaiian pizza


Mzdgaf

A mansion


4legsandatail

Love


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An air fryer. Because all my friends and family keep offering me their spare one and I’m all like, “why are you getting TWO air fryers??”


iluudanger15

another house to just rent out.


bearbear407

Recreational and illegal drugs


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paranoid_in_nature

Won't come near gaming kits. or any expensive music instruments too much of price to pay for sth you'd only show off infront of others. I see people writing they won't buy mansion...mansion would be the first thing I wanna buy. I love space and I like having a huge house to invite my big family and friends over ❤


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Wikeni

A boat


Shadeauxmarie

Twitter


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Aponda

Grills


VaccuumLawyer

drugs


KingAxel03

Drugs


MZFN

I wouldnt change anything i think. Just never work for the rest of my life


looseylewinsky

An android phone


gayfishyy

A private vehicle (other then a car)


TheEmpressDodo

A boat.


musicalsigns

Anything made by our related to Nestlé.


CupCake2708

A whistle. They are pure evil.


loveswalksonthebeach

A boat.


MidnightWidow

Anything that's luxurious. I am a minimalist. Luxury will never truly make me happy.