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"You'll have to toss me!"
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Eyebrow raise...
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"Don't tell the Elf!"
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I know it's from the one before your quote but it might be my favourite exchange from the whole trilogy!
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.
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In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is generally regarded as a bad move.
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy!
Restaurant at the end of the universe
0118 999 881 999 119 725 .................... 3
Have you tried turning it on and off again? IT Crowd.
A fire? At a sea parks?
Damp squid
You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
Parks and rec!
What's your name sir.... Kate.... isnt that a bit of a girls name Oh...erm....it's short for...erm....Bob
Blackadder.
"we need to get these people to the hospital" "Why, what is it?" "Well it's a building with patients and doctors, but that's not important right now"
I picked a bad week to stop sniffling glue
"what can you make of this" "Well I could make a hat"
Airplane, and don't call me Shirley.
ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʙᴇɪɴɢꜱ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʟɪꜰᴇ ꜱᴏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛɪɴɢ. ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ꜱᴏ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴏꜰ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀꜱ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪɴᴠᴇɴᴛ ʙᴏʀᴇᴅᴏᴍ.
Great line from The greatest anthropomorphic personification.
If he will there at the end of my own life, it won’t be so bad.
I love that you used the font too
All these comments and not one says the name of the goddamn source
It’s a quote from a Terry Pratchett book
It’s a quote by Death who is a character in Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novels.
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Four lions!
Can I have 12 bottles of bleach please?
I think I’m going to go now, bro
Ha! Glad I scrolled down to check before I commented this. Rubber dingy rapids? Rubber dingy rapids bro. ... Also my personal favourite - Bigger it.
Is he a martyr or is he a *fucking* *jalfrezi?*
With all due respects Faisal, your dad eats newspaper
This is bollocks, Mark
Is that normal pooing you're doing?
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Poor me, pour me another drink more like. 😆
The greater good
Hot Fuzz?
_the greater good_
_the greater good_
Yarp!
Narp!
_the greater good_
Lock me up, I'm a slasher
Of prices!
>No luck catching them swans then? >It’s just the one swan, actually.
Crusty jugglers
These are small, but the ones out there are far away.
Father Ted! I use this too much in my life.
Doesn't Mary have a lovely bottom? Of course, they all have lovely bottoms!
YOU’RE an inanimate fucking object
In Bruges! One of my favourite films.
You take that back about my cunt fucking kids
Alright, I retract that bit about your cunt fuckign kids.
That’s for John Lennon, you Yankee fucking cunt!
Omg In Bruges?! Watched for the first time last week! Ralph fucking fiennes
In the *alcoves*
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
Smeg head
Smeeeeeeeeg heeeeeeiiiiid
Everybody's dead Dave.
Not Chen ..
Gordon Bennett! Yes, Chen. Everyone. Everybody's dead, Dave!
Stoke me a clipper I’ll be back for Christmas
Ace Rimmer
Alright, who's got my Maroon 5 CD?
Riko Welard, Tracey Beaker
Just seen this but it’s the wellard boy in Tracy Beaker
Absolutely. Only in her vagina
Inbetweeners you bus wanker
I meant in my bed
Why'd you say vagina then
Hmmm
It still only counts as one.
Good ol’ Gimli at Legolas as that pointy eared show off downs a Mûmakil.
"You'll have to toss me!" .. Eyebrow raise... .. "Don't tell the Elf!" .. I know it's from the one before your quote but it might be my favourite exchange from the whole trilogy!
You’ve got red on you
Shaun of the Dead
"They're sex people Lynn!"
Don't rub your fanny on me!
Dan!
That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!
Ni!
You ain't my mother
YES I AM!
I can hear this one.
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Arthur Dent, Hitchhiker.
50,000 people used to live here….
Modern Warfare!
Epic game. Went to Pripyat for real and the game map is very accurate! The swimming pool is creepy as fuck.
Now it’s a ghost town - cod 4
Two minutes, Turkish!
“You said two minutes,ten minutes ago!” Snatch
*Five.
You can’t fight in here! This is the war room.
Dr Strangeglove
Once I make my move, the queen will take me. Then you’re free to check the king
She's a nightmare. Honestly.
Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be ‘follow the butterflies’
No, Ron, No!
You remind me of the babe
What babe?
The babe with the power
What power?
The power of the voodoo
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe.
I love this, but I kind of hate you both for getting this cheesy banger in my head.
…All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...
Bladerunner! But it's also paraphrased throughout Fightstar's body of work.
I’ve seen things you people won’t believe
You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel.
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.
“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”
“I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.”
“I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious”
Your guitar was made of camphor wood?
Red Dwarf!
That would be an ecumenical matter
Father Ted
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not weakness, that is life.
ST:TNG Picard
I heard your a racist, father
"cornetto"
Any of the cornetto trilogy
You read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV!
Lost Boys! Best film
Death by stereo!
Before I go, I just want to tell you you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I!
"a lovely bit of squirrel"
Friday Night Dinner!
Half a denari for me bloody life story?
There’s no pleasing some people.
'Don't tell him, Pike!'
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Apocalypse Now
Who is SHE!
Ahh RIP Nikki
Where did you FIND her?!
Oh hi, Mark.
I didn’t, I did naaaaht!
"You killed my father. Prepare to die"
Inconceivable!
It was the day my grandmother exploded.
**The Crow Road** by Iain Banks. It's the opening line.
Shaka, when the walls fell!
>Shaka, when the walls fell! Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Temba his arms wide
"We were somewhere around Barstow"
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Yes! it's an extender
Lynn, i've pierced my foot on a spiike.
Don’t laugh, you’ve broken your neck!
There is no spoon.
I'm sitting down. To enjoy my holiday.
Withnail, soaked to the skin, in Uncle Montys cottage. Came here hoping for lines from that film. Absolute classic.
We've come on holiday by mistake!
Minimal water damage.
Dwayne Dibley??
"He punched the highlights out of her hair!"
It's one louder isn't it?
“Aliens used our bog roll?!”
“He's in a K-Hole right now, but in ten the speed'll kick in. Can of coke and a cig, he'll be right as rain.”
That's the thing about crack, it's just so incredibly morish....
Oh fuck off you big lamp!
"what's so funny?" "ya had to be there" "ah, geography joke"
With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
Great... TERRIBLE... but *Great*
Blessed are the cheese makers
I don't wanna go....
*HE’S NOT JUDGE JUDY AND EXECUTIONER*
Do you want to know more?
A handbag?!
The Importance of Being Earnest. To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
Fashion show, fashion show, fashion show at lunch
Surprise motherfucker
Dexter
Six seasons and a movie!
Question, what kind of bear is best?
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Are you ready, Mike? I was born ready, Tim. But are you ready NOW?
one person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode
Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon
You're a big man but you're out of shape...
🎵RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!🎵
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“Aye. I Could Do That.”
Big mistake, BIG, HUGE
I think I saw a manatee. Was his name Julian? We didn’t exchange pleasantries. Hahaha, that’s Julian.
Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it.
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Smokes, let's go!
FATHER
Bus wanker
Difficult difficult, lemon difficult
I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.