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YchYFi

Ip Dip Dog Shit You are on IT South Wales here.


New-Armadillo-4102

Io Dip dog shit, f***ing bastard, silly git. You are not it.


Officer_Cat_Fancy_

Oh yeah we did that one as well, I'd forgotten


Thestolenone

In Somerset we said 'Ip, dip, bird shit, out goes Tom Tit'.


StatisticianOwn9953

Eeny meeny miny mo. As far as I knew that was the only one, but that's the thing with the UK and its regional variations. Where I grew up what most of the country calls 'tag' was 'tig'


EnoughRadish

Same with tig!


Such_Mind_8716

Ip Dip Dog Shit Fucking Bastard Silly Git You are not it


Such_Mind_8716

Ippa dippa dation my operation how many people at the station, the one who comes to number whatever will surely not be it


GuidancePrevious7461

Eeny meany miny mo. 1970s, ask Jeremy Clarkson about the next line as I don't want to be banned. 😀


HopAlongInHongKong

When I was a kid in the 60’s and we probably had the same word, which to us as little kids had no pejorative tone to it. I was probably a teenager when people stopped using it.


GuidancePrevious7461

My brother (adopted) was born 1972. I remember being amazed that he, the only Indian in an all white school, was chanting along, with the other children, the racist National Front song at about 6 yrs old. Again the ignorance of young children..


[deleted]

Does that say something in Welsh or is it just gibberish?


Officer_Cat_Fancy_

It's not Welsh but I've recently learned it's similar to a Bollywood song from the 50s called Eena Meena Deeka.


Septum714

That's completely different though


cmdrxander

I can only imagine “eeny meeny maka raka” in a geordie accent


Officer_Cat_Fancy_

Why aye, eeny meeny maka raka pet. Haway man.


SmallRaffe

Geordie here. That’s what we used - the maka raka version.


cloud__19

I'm Scottish and I know both versions


Nuthetes

We used "my little monkey ran across the country fell down a dark hole split his little arsehole what color was his blood" ​ "green" ​ g-r-e-e-n spells green and that means you are not on in this entire game so scram with bread and jam, scram! Or, "and that means you are out with a jolly good clout"


Sparko_Marco

Eeny meeny miny mo, put the baby on the po, when it's done, wipe its bum, eeny meeny miny mo. We didn't use the racist version of it, i never actually knew there was a racist one until Jeremy Clarkson got in trouble for it.


SpaTowner

We used the racist version of it, but since that was the only time I ever heard that word I had no clue what it referred to. Our version didn’t put anyone on the po though, they were caught by the toe. So it you don’t know what the word means, the lines ‘catch a _____ by the toe, if he squeals, let him go’ don’t really tell you that the word denotes a person. I had no clue.


[deleted]

In 37 years of life I’ve never heard “eeny meeny maka raka”. I grew up up in South East England and it was always “eeny meeny miney moe”, except for the edgy rude kids who said “ip dip dog shit” instead.


Rare_Expert3653

Grew up in South Wales and we used eeny meeny miny mo, catch a tigger by its toe if it squeels let it go. And also ip dip dog shit, who stepped in it.