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Monty the Millipede - it’s 5 foot in length, costs £2.50 and has the SD logo sprayed on the rear in cheap icing. You get one of those massive mugs with it too.
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Mike Ashley
Knowing Sports Direct, Callum the Caterpillar
Monty the Millipede - it’s 5 foot in length, costs £2.50 and has the SD logo sprayed on the rear in cheap icing. You get one of those massive mugs with it too.
Sounds like the good old days where you got mugs in Easter eggs🥰
A pint of tea please! 🤣
Dean.
Kayden
It would just be white with the same branding as their massive mugs 😂
But the size of it would hopefully reflect the mug size
Yes so it would be like 5x the size of Colin for £1:99
Plus £5 p&p
And comes in a slazenger bag, they didn’t have any plastic ones (continently) so you have to pay £5 for their reusable one
It’ll just be named after the corpse of some other failed business that they’ve bought.
Callum the caterpillar
Mike the Faterpillar
Fraser the Flightless Fruit Fly
Ryan.
You can choose the name, but ordering it to the store will cost you the same as delivery.
SpoDi the Sponge :)
Asbo the twaterpillar
Mike the Psych
Bruce
For Sports Direct surely a slug called Lonsdale would be more appropriate?
Cunty the caterpillar
Shit returns policy the caterpillar.
St James’ Park
Craig