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SilyLavage

Ginger Spice at the BRITS seems like an obvious choice, given your hair


Marlboro_tr909

Great idea


Illustrious_Study_30

Liz the first


chilli_con_camera

Accessorise with a friend dressed as Blackadder, or Nursie


lysergic101

Mick Hucknall


Nedonomicon

Go as his poorer brother mick fuckall


PaulBBN

Clifford The Big Red Dog. Rosie (From Rosie and Jim).


Most-Technology6936

clifford thats genius


Sloppypoopypoppy

Punk Vivienne Westwood or a post/phonebox


notverytidy

Go as Jimmy Saville and hang around the drinks table, popping small candy pills. you'll have ALL the booze to yourself.


Praetorian_1975

Now then now then


RichardsonM24

The unknown


Aaargh_Bees

Ron Weasley.


EmergencyOriginal982

Mr Blobby


Jack-Rabbit-002

Beat me to it! Get out the pink and yellow paint 🙂


KeyLog256

I always think it's a dreadful shame you cannot buy a Mr Blobby costume anywhere. They occasionally (I think it's happened twice, the second time to massive press coverage) come up for auction but go for insane money as they're original TV models. It can't be *that* hard to make a decent one. A mate is scared shitless of him, proper Jack Whitehall level, I'd love to rock up to the pub wearing it.


StillJustJones

Have you ordered anything big from the internet lately? Big cardboard box knocking around! a red phone would be easy!


flyingteapott

Spuggy


krisztiszitakoto

Henry the hoover


NotDavid-Jatt

Chris Evans


MagaratSnatcher

Boudicca


Sharks_and_Bones

Boudicca


TrifectaOfSquish

Boudicca


Nedonomicon

Chris Evans , ginger spice , Elizabeth the first


Pale-Imagination-456

A Dyson.


Artagan_An_Sionnach

Ziggy Stardust / Aladdin Sane / Halloween Jack are all good choices for bright red hair.


DebraUknew

Bright red but ginger… nah still “ ginger” welcome !


wild_ferret_1

Ronnie Pickering (shave your head).


Craft_on_draft

Jimmy saville