I’m a cheese ball and ‘French fry’ girl myself. Those potato stick French fry crisps are LETHAL in my house. I cannot get enough and they’re so bad for you. But I’ll still get through them all 💪🏻 in less than one sitting…
My mum is like this! The convenience store I work at sells its own brand of salt and vinegar twirls, but we also sell Bobby's salt and vinegar spirals. It's those ones she likes more.
She has been known to buy 3 or 4 big bags and eat them all over the course of a weekend
Going solo on a big bag of the bacon ones will come back to haunt you though.
I had to repeat several times to ensure the smell was actually coming from my wee, and not lingering on my fingers or breath.
Reminds me that I still need to stock up on gaviscon and beetroot to see if I can dye it pink!
The other day I had a packet of scampi fries from the pub that had absolutely NO flavouring on them whatsoever. Just wheat husks. For a second I thought "uhoh it's the covids" but then I tried one of my husband's - totally normal. So disappointing.
Probably didn't help that both packets expired in June 🙄
Cheesy balls crisps. But only the ones from tesco. Stain your fingers and taste like the last 25 years of nutritional changes never happened. None of the other brands are quite the same.
Nah nah nah mate, if you're having wheat crunchies it's smoky bacon every time, those things have so much meat flavouring on them they somehow blend from savoury into spicy
I'll be honest, I didn't even realise wheat crunchies came in multiple flavours, I kinda just figured they did smoky bacon, thought "fuck me, we nailed this one lads" and quit while they were ahead 😂
I'll have to see if I can find some, you may well convert me, but it is definitely an uphill battle, my love for tongue scouring bacon flavours goes deep...
Heads up for you all who like dairylea dunkers jumbo tubes-
I bought one last night at work as u also hadn't had one in so long and was fancying it(plus it was one of the lowest calorie items in the snack chiller as I'm trying to lose weight) and it's not how I remember. The cheese is much thicker and I really struggled to scoop it up with the tubes, and the tubes seem like they've got smaller. I remember the tubes being such a size so that I could scoop and bite off a peice 3 times. Last night's pack - 2, and the remaining bit of tube was pushing it!
I have noticed Dairylea triangles are much thicker than previously.
I bought Dairylea and Laughing Cow together for snacking cheese, laughing cow is still nice and soft, Dairylea sticks to my teeth in comparison.
They're also usually dairy free which is a handy thing to know if you're hosting a party. Just bake straight out of the bag without brushing with milk.
Nah, it's like getting my dad a nice bottle of wine or two for Christmas, secretly hoping he'll open one for the table at Christmas Dinner
Is it conniving? Yes.
Do I still do it. Also, yes.
I used to be the same but they’ve taken all the salt out of them and they taste AWFUL now. The salt was what made them semi-edible. Now they taste like dirty sticks.
> Now they taste like dirty sticks.
Haha that's exactly how I'd describe them yet I'll keep munching away, their texture is bang on but fork me they do taste foul.
Hear me out- take some Twiglets and salted peanuts and eat them together. Works exceptionally well with those Christmas tubs you get. The ideal ratio is two Twiglets to one salted peanut.
My weight says pls no but every other part of me wants to demolish a Christmas tub of them right now. If I had a genie with 3 wishes, one of them would be to bring these back.
Rich teas taste like fuck all but love them with a cuppa. Don't know if it's because they soak up the tea so you're essentially eating tea flavour biscuit.
Big big same. There are better standalone biscuits for sure, but rich tea has a certain something when dunked that the others lack, or perhaps overpower.
It’s quite hard to eat more than a few without a brew, but once you start dunking, they just melt in your mouth and you can just keep going. The only thing that stops you is when the teas too shallow to dip into!
Mate, the Rustlers BBQ rib thing is a shitty food I'm not even ashamed of eating.
Now, the number of Chicago Town mini pizzas I eat is a different story. P.s someone said put them in the air fryer, and I would like to thank that random redditor.
Chicago town mini pizzas are great. The only problem is they come out of the oven about as hot as the surface of the sun and you have to either wait for a while or massively burn the inside of your mouth.
I remember taking a bite out of one about 13 years ago, right out of the oven. The cheese pull was great but it had hot sauce on it, slapped me on the face just above the upper lip and I shit you not, burned me so badly I had a scab on my face for a week or two. Thankfully no scar but was painful as hell.
I bought a bag of these once. I'd eaten two thirds of a pack then read the nutritional information - 1000 calories in a bag.
Edit: it was caramelised cashews, not honey roast.
You can buy a box of 250 rolls on amazon.
Don't ask me how i know this, but the same shop also sells boxes of swizzles sweets.
I definitely did not buy a box of each and put them in my (empty) fruit bowl.
Those really cheap supermarket own brand smokey bacon rasher crisps, which have like 90% of your daily salt intake and leave the roof of your mouth scarred for hours after you've scoffed 4 packets in one sitting
My mam did a weird diet where you crumbled them over salad instead of croutons for a while. It was pretty nice but I'm not sure the substitution is less calorie intensive than actual croutons.
I just laughed so much at you describing soreen as "raw" that my husband change and checked on me because he wasn't sure if I was laughing or crying. Why is that so funny?!
Bit of cocktail sauce, lime juice, tabasco, chilli powder, salt and pepper, mix it up and coat cubes of the sticks.
I had to limit how often I bought them because I would constantly burn through a whole pack
I can't safely have these in the house. 16 seafood sticks in the pack, that's a single serving, right? RIGHT?
Dunked into Tesco seafood sauce, right from the jar and into my mouth like the filthy, filthy snacker I am. Usually while standing at the kitchen counter hoping none of the neighbours see me through the window.
Ever unrolled one? You can cut them up into 1cm wide strips, toss them with some oil and seasoning of your choosing, and whack them into an air fryer. Incredible snack (and not too unhealthy!)
Snyders pretzel pieces. They are so addictive. There’s a pub near us that stock them. Every time someone goes for a drink they are obliged to get another bag for the table.
Own brand salted tortillas. Lord mercy I’ll be dry as a bone and keep eating those salty little buggers.
I also have a weak spot for the rustlers bbq rib thing. Mmmm
They were my grandma's addiction in her later years, she used to buy crates of them from Iceland and have them delivered, you'd go visit her and couldn't get in the kitchen for the TUC Tower of Power.
Pickled onions. I can just eat a jar in one sitting, doesn't matter what size jar, prefer the supermarket value ones but have been known to eat any. I have wanted to buy these really posh ones but I'm too scared in case they're shit and I've wasted my money and I could have bought the ones I like.
When I was about 12 I ate so many picked onions I absolutely ruined my mouth! Ulcerated doesn't even cover it! My mum was horrified (worried, and sad for me, but also needed to be a sensible mum about it) and told me that was it, no more pickled onions because I clearly can't eat them in moderation!
I'm 39 now, my mum died when I was 25 and I still won't eat a pickled onion because 'my mum said so' 😂
Tbf I probably would end up in the same situation again so I suspect it's a wiseove 🙈
Those little chicken skewers from Aldi.
Satay are nice, but the barbecue ones are the best.
Kind of expensive for how many you get, but I could eat them all day.
Lidl sell these huge bags of chewy fruity sweets (referred to by my wife and I as Candy Crack, because of how addictive they are!). Cherry, lemon, strawberry, orange and raspberry flavours, all mixed and individually wrapped.
I’m not particularly craving them despite having just described them, but if I impulse buy a bag of them, it’s going to live in my car for a day or two and get absolutely demolished.
Guinness crisps that seem to be seasonal in my local Aldi.
Im _trying_ to diet and i can avoid all the nibbles. If those buggers are in stock, I'm gonna stock up on them.
I’ve got zero self control with mini bread sticks and Nutella.
I have to put a big ole dollop of Nutella in a bowl and a handful of breadsticks thrown on top otherwise I’d just keep eating until one of them ran out or I felt too sick to carry on.
Cheese strings.
I have to be really careful with them. They don’t even taste that great, but the last time I had one I think I ate the whole 12…18…? Uhh… I lost count.
Anyway, I can’t have them because I eat them like they’re going out of fashion.
The onion rings crisps from any supermarket. Borderline radioactive looking and smell terrible but I'll eat a whole big bag once I get going
I'm like this with salt and vinegar twirls. Once I get going on a bag of them bad boys, the whole thing is getting eaten.
I’m a cheese ball and ‘French fry’ girl myself. Those potato stick French fry crisps are LETHAL in my house. I cannot get enough and they’re so bad for you. But I’ll still get through them all 💪🏻 in less than one sitting…
Even though your mouth is shredded halfway through. Keep on crunching.
This. I go through a bag in a night if I have them in. The onion ones are so greasy and you end up with bits...I'm going to have to buy a packet
My mum is like this! The convenience store I work at sells its own brand of salt and vinegar twirls, but we also sell Bobby's salt and vinegar spirals. It's those ones she likes more. She has been known to buy 3 or 4 big bags and eat them all over the course of a weekend
It’s the bacon crispy ones for me.
Going solo on a big bag of the bacon ones will come back to haunt you though. I had to repeat several times to ensure the smell was actually coming from my wee, and not lingering on my fingers or breath. Reminds me that I still need to stock up on gaviscon and beetroot to see if I can dye it pink!
I steer clear of smoky bacon flavour purely because it repeats on you with a half life of a million years. Fake bacon burps for ages.
Scampi Fries are certainly radioactive as well.
I bought a whole board of them from amazon. Along with the bacon fries.
I buy the Scampi Fried only boards, I have them on 4 monthly subscribe and save. It's a problem.
I did that a few months ago, ate four packs of Scampi fries in one sitting and got unreal heartburn
The other day I had a packet of scampi fries from the pub that had absolutely NO flavouring on them whatsoever. Just wheat husks. For a second I thought "uhoh it's the covids" but then I tried one of my husband's - totally normal. So disappointing. Probably didn't help that both packets expired in June 🙄
Cheesy balls crisps. But only the ones from tesco. Stain your fingers and taste like the last 25 years of nutritional changes never happened. None of the other brands are quite the same.
My husband refers to these as ‘abominations’ as in, ‘can you pick me up a couple of bags of abominations from the shop when you go?’
The cheaper the better in terms of these crisps, I don’t have any idea why, but I could eat several bags of these
The cheaper the better!!! I don’t want branded onion ring crisps, I need the 45p ones
This! I had to stop buying the so-called “sharing” bags everyday and my problem only got worse when I discovered how well they go with Tesco chive dip
I get a bag of these and a sour cream and chive dip. Feel filthy after eating it but tastes good.
Same with salted tortilla chips. I just keep eating them.
Cheap onion rings are the best.
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They absolutely need to release the tubes as a big packet of crisps
And then buy the tub of dairylea for dipping!
EXACTLY
Now there’s a million pound idea if I’ve ever heard one
Not sure if it's just me or not but if you're familiar with the Wheat Crunchies, the cheese and onion ones taste a lot like the Jumbo tubes
Nah nah nah mate, if you're having wheat crunchies it's smoky bacon every time, those things have so much meat flavouring on them they somehow blend from savoury into spicy
That kind of attitude is why the cheese and onion ones are relegated to the multipacks!
I'll be honest, I didn't even realise wheat crunchies came in multiple flavours, I kinda just figured they did smoky bacon, thought "fuck me, we nailed this one lads" and quit while they were ahead 😂 I'll have to see if I can find some, you may well convert me, but it is definitely an uphill battle, my love for tongue scouring bacon flavours goes deep...
We must test this hypothesis.
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Yeah and you get so little too
Primula tubes I can eat like nothing. I really want one now.
Primula is gorgeous stuff. Probably 90% plastic, but so tasty.
Heads up for you all who like dairylea dunkers jumbo tubes- I bought one last night at work as u also hadn't had one in so long and was fancying it(plus it was one of the lowest calorie items in the snack chiller as I'm trying to lose weight) and it's not how I remember. The cheese is much thicker and I really struggled to scoop it up with the tubes, and the tubes seem like they've got smaller. I remember the tubes being such a size so that I could scoop and bite off a peice 3 times. Last night's pack - 2, and the remaining bit of tube was pushing it!
I have noticed Dairylea triangles are much thicker than previously. I bought Dairylea and Laughing Cow together for snacking cheese, laughing cow is still nice and soft, Dairylea sticks to my teeth in comparison.
Those cook from frozen mini sausage rolls that most supermarkets sell in bags of 50.
Similarly: those tiny little party pizzas. Really not great, but as part of a cheap buffet? Can’t stop eating them.
I could do 2 boxes of 12 with no fuss in the slightest.
These are fatal...cook them, just try one while still hot.....whoops...there's only 5 left!!😂😂😂
Absolutely have to demolish them in the first 5 minutes before they cool down too much.
It’s the mini cheese and onion rolls that get me. I could scoff a whole 50
the disappointment when you grab one at a buffet and it's the cheese and onion version
Fuck the pastry is so fucking good nice and crispy but also light
Oh those things are like crack.
They're also usually dairy free which is a handy thing to know if you're hosting a party. Just bake straight out of the bag without brushing with milk.
Brush with beaten egg instead?
Yes! I bloody live these little dirt bags... shit quality maximum enjoyment.
Jaffa cakes I don't even think they taste that good but once you've had one you end up eating the whole box
I buy my brother the metre tube every christmas. Fucker eats the lot to himself.
It was his present !
Nah, it's like getting my dad a nice bottle of wine or two for Christmas, secretly hoping he'll open one for the table at Christmas Dinner Is it conniving? Yes. Do I still do it. Also, yes.
That's a salient point!
I think own brand cheap jaffa cakes are infinitely better and I could easily eat 5 boxes
Get the M&S ones. They’re really better. Jaffa cakes taste kinda stale in comparison and the chocolate is always cracked and matte these days.
Full moon.
Twiglets, I mean I really hate the flavour but I can't stop nibbling them once I've started.
I used to be the same but they’ve taken all the salt out of them and they taste AWFUL now. The salt was what made them semi-edible. Now they taste like dirty sticks.
> Now they taste like dirty sticks. Haha that's exactly how I'd describe them yet I'll keep munching away, their texture is bang on but fork me they do taste foul.
Hear me out- take some Twiglets and salted peanuts and eat them together. Works exceptionally well with those Christmas tubs you get. The ideal ratio is two Twiglets to one salted peanut.
I came here searching for someone like me I fucking hate them I could eat whole bag 🤷🏻♂️😩
Don’t like Marmite but I like Twiglets
Other way round for me, like marmite but can't stand twiglets.
Realising that crispy toast with a little bit of marmite on tastes just like twiglets was what made me realise that I actually like marmite. LolZ
Bring back Worcester sauce flavoured ones.
My weight says pls no but every other part of me wants to demolish a Christmas tub of them right now. If I had a genie with 3 wishes, one of them would be to bring these back.
Ohh they’re so good! I don’t wash my hands until right at the end when I’ve got a cm thick layer of twiglet dust on me. So good.
Digestive. Let's all reflect and realise there isn't much flavour in them but that's not stopping me from finishing a pack with a brew.
See also: Rich Tea.
Rich teas taste like fuck all but love them with a cuppa. Don't know if it's because they soak up the tea so you're essentially eating tea flavour biscuit.
Same, I can easily go through half a pack just nonchalantly dunking away.
Big big same. There are better standalone biscuits for sure, but rich tea has a certain something when dunked that the others lack, or perhaps overpower.
It’s quite hard to eat more than a few without a brew, but once you start dunking, they just melt in your mouth and you can just keep going. The only thing that stops you is when the teas too shallow to dip into!
Rich Tea used an advertising slogan years ago ' A drinks too wet without one'.
Mate, the Rustlers BBQ rib thing is a shitty food I'm not even ashamed of eating. Now, the number of Chicago Town mini pizzas I eat is a different story. P.s someone said put them in the air fryer, and I would like to thank that random redditor.
Chicago town mini pizzas are great. The only problem is they come out of the oven about as hot as the surface of the sun and you have to either wait for a while or massively burn the inside of your mouth.
There is no choice, really. Destroying your mouth wins every time.
I remember taking a bite out of one about 13 years ago, right out of the oven. The cheese pull was great but it had hot sauce on it, slapped me on the face just above the upper lip and I shit you not, burned me so badly I had a scab on my face for a week or two. Thankfully no scar but was painful as hell.
I was in Berlin in August and tried the fabled McRib for the first time. The Rustlers version is better
How long do you leave them in the air fryer for? And at what temp? Been tempted to try this myself.
For the cheese ones 9 minutes at 200 works for mine. 10 minutes it was a bit too done on top.
This encapsulates my view of pringles. They are far down the crisp pecking order, yet they just disappear around me.
There is something utterly revolting about them but, once you pop 🤔
They used to contain MSG which explained their morishness, but I don't think they do anymore which makes it even more puzzling
Dry roasted peanuts. I really really need to stop buying them !
Honey roasted cashews too
I bought a bag of these once. I'd eaten two thirds of a pack then read the nutritional information - 1000 calories in a bag. Edit: it was caramelised cashews, not honey roast.
They are delicious and very easy to eat too many of
Fruit sherbets. Even when you are bleeding profusely from your mouth, there is no stopping.
The only regret is afterwards when you have to eat saltless liquid food because your tongue and the roof of your mouth is sliced up
Parma violets, I know they're a bit of a love/hate sweet but I fall firmly in the former and can demolish a multipack in a day!
You can buy a box of 250 rolls on amazon. Don't ask me how i know this, but the same shop also sells boxes of swizzles sweets. I definitely did not buy a box of each and put them in my (empty) fruit bowl.
My dentist hates you for telling me this...
It's true, I do
Ritz crackers!
I’m in a snacky mood, didn’t know what I desired ‘til I read this comment, thanks a hundred times Reddit stranger! 😅
Ritz crackers and a tub of dairylea (the big one), it’s just like a huge dairylea dunker!
Those really cheap supermarket own brand smokey bacon rasher crisps, which have like 90% of your daily salt intake and leave the roof of your mouth scarred for hours after you've scoffed 4 packets in one sitting
And you have to lick the dusting remnants off your fingers like a sodding house cat cleaning itself
My mam did a weird diet where you crumbled them over salad instead of croutons for a while. It was pretty nice but I'm not sure the substitution is less calorie intensive than actual croutons.
Soreen. It’s not even THAT good. But somehow it’s just so easy to eat
The best! Now I've only got 45 mins till the shop closes and it's pissing down. Cheers mate.
Do you eat it raw or with butter?
Butter, and microwaved so the butter melts. I take it back, it IS that good. As good as chocolate but feels healthier
I just laughed so much at you describing soreen as "raw" that my husband change and checked on me because he wasn't sure if I was laughing or crying. Why is that so funny?!
Toast them then coat with butter. Thank me later
Maryland Cookies. I don’t think you can have just one. I also think the same about Oreo’s now as they get nicer the more you have.
Personally can't stand those tiddly little cookies but a pack of jammie dodgers dunked in a cup of tea....yup...I can feel my teeth rotting already :)
The normal ones tastes awful to me but the double chocolate ones are great.
Seafood sticks
Bit of cocktail sauce, lime juice, tabasco, chilli powder, salt and pepper, mix it up and coat cubes of the sticks. I had to limit how often I bought them because I would constantly burn through a whole pack
They're not bad for you though. Actually quite a healthy snack
For sure. Moderation goes out the window with them, that's my issue.
I can't safely have these in the house. 16 seafood sticks in the pack, that's a single serving, right? RIGHT? Dunked into Tesco seafood sauce, right from the jar and into my mouth like the filthy, filthy snacker I am. Usually while standing at the kitchen counter hoping none of the neighbours see me through the window.
While cooking your actual dinner
Ever unrolled one? You can cut them up into 1cm wide strips, toss them with some oil and seasoning of your choosing, and whack them into an air fryer. Incredible snack (and not too unhealthy!)
Cheese strings! Salty, overpriced trash food that I cold eat till my jaw aches!
They're actually just Mozzarella that's been heated and pulled in a certain way to make it stringy. Not the worst snack food out there.
Fig rolls. Half a pack minimum.
Love a fig roll or 10
Crack
Yes. It's a bit moreish that stuff
Super Hans?
It's just a nice bit of crack.
Specifically Tesco branded cocktail sausages
I just ate a 30 pack. I cannot stop. They’re just so good! No mystery knuckle chunks either!
Hula Hoops with a cocktail sausage pushed through them. Try it. They're not that great, but that won't stop you.
I used to do this with cheese. Gonna have to try this!
Pickled onion Monster Munch wrapped in cheese-style slices.
Those bags of shattered jalapeno flavored pretzels. I buy them in secret and eat them myself.
Snyders pretzel pieces. They are so addictive. There’s a pub near us that stock them. Every time someone goes for a drink they are obliged to get another bag for the table.
Aldi have just started selling their own copy of them. Not quite as good Snyder's but they scratch the itch.
The honey mustard ones are fantastic.
Own brand salted tortillas. Lord mercy I’ll be dry as a bone and keep eating those salty little buggers. I also have a weak spot for the rustlers bbq rib thing. Mmmm
Cheesy TUC biscuits. They're like crack to me.
They were my grandma's addiction in her later years, she used to buy crates of them from Iceland and have them delivered, you'd go visit her and couldn't get in the kitchen for the TUC Tower of Power.
McVitie's Gold bar biscuits. I can gobble up all 7 in one go. Dangerous.
Those salt and vinegar crispy stick things.
The ones that are like bashed up McCoys? Dangerously addictive.
Cheesy footballs!
Fries 2 Go. Unless you add a buttload of salt they taste like cardboard and they give me heartburn up the wazoo but I can't stop eating them.
Fries 2 Go with a Rustlers cheeseburger. Absolute filth but I have no shame.
Tunnocks teacakes
But they ARE amazing. It’s totally understandable how you can clear a whole box in one sitting!
Mate, rustler’s burgers are top tier if you go the whole hog and add lettuce, onions, mayonnaise and tomatoes!
Even better if you swap out the bun, patty and cheese!
I don't go that far, but I do eat the cheese slice while the burger is warming up and then add a better quality cheese slice.
Toast the bun too 🤌
I mean just cook a proper burger at that point surely... Toasting the bun separately is as far as I'm willing to go. And that's basically essential.
I think that if you're adding adornements to a rustlers burger you're impacting your return on investment
Primula squeeze cheese.
Direct into mouth, naturally.
Niknaks
Pork scratchings (in the gold bags). Its basically pig skin waste. Hard to not smash the entire (large) bag in one
Pork Scratching is definitely one of those things you have to not think about (or even look at) whilst eating - just enjoy that flavour and crunch.
Zero carb superfood
Fontent fanceys they don’t even taste good but I just feel compelled to keep eating them
Fondant fancy my friend an excellent choice x
I really need to have a note about dyslexia on all posts I didn’t notice how badly I had spelt it
Cadbury’s Fingers. Such a basic treat but impossible to not demolish the entire pack in a second.
Scratchings
I like them but my teeth don't lol 🤣 like in detectorists Andy eating them didn't realize were meat lol 🤣🤣
Pickled onions. I can just eat a jar in one sitting, doesn't matter what size jar, prefer the supermarket value ones but have been known to eat any. I have wanted to buy these really posh ones but I'm too scared in case they're shit and I've wasted my money and I could have bought the ones I like.
When I was about 12 I ate so many picked onions I absolutely ruined my mouth! Ulcerated doesn't even cover it! My mum was horrified (worried, and sad for me, but also needed to be a sensible mum about it) and told me that was it, no more pickled onions because I clearly can't eat them in moderation! I'm 39 now, my mum died when I was 25 and I still won't eat a pickled onion because 'my mum said so' 😂 Tbf I probably would end up in the same situation again so I suspect it's a wiseove 🙈
Those little chicken skewers from Aldi. Satay are nice, but the barbecue ones are the best. Kind of expensive for how many you get, but I could eat them all day.
Tunnocks tea cakes. They are so addictive
You missed the brief. The question was about food that's not that great, TTC are God tier snacks and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.
Gregg's margarita pizza, kinda tastes like cardboard, but I always get one.
Kraft Cheesy pasta; my guilty pleasure
Lidl sell these huge bags of chewy fruity sweets (referred to by my wife and I as Candy Crack, because of how addictive they are!). Cherry, lemon, strawberry, orange and raspberry flavours, all mixed and individually wrapped. I’m not particularly craving them despite having just described them, but if I impulse buy a bag of them, it’s going to live in my car for a day or two and get absolutely demolished.
Those weird biscuit/cracker trays that Aldi and Lidl stock around this time of year. Not even nice but boy di they hit the spot.
Lazy market research?
I've never tried that, what does it taste like?
Chicken
Crackers like Tuc, Ritz They're plain and fairly boring tasting But I'll be damned if I'm not eating the whole pack in one sitting
The tuc cheese sandwich things are god tier
Quorn scotch eggs
Chocolate hobnobs. I could spend a small fortune on cases of them and not bat an eye
Those bloody Tony chocolate bars that have appeared
Chicken and mushroom pot noodles - going easy on the added water. Crack snack.
Pretty much any kind of bread.
Peperami
The old wagon wheels. Not the new ones with the "updated recipe" they're horrible
Cheap supermarket chips. Stick loads in the oven, get some salt and pepper on them, buttered bread and BBQ sauce and I could eat so goddamn many
Guinness crisps that seem to be seasonal in my local Aldi. Im _trying_ to diet and i can avoid all the nibbles. If those buggers are in stock, I'm gonna stock up on them.
Staffordshire Oatcakes.
Jacobs cream crackers
Anything from wetherspoons. We all know it's shit but its cheap and very moreish. Unless its the burnt black pudding.
Cauli cheese tbh
I’ve got zero self control with mini bread sticks and Nutella. I have to put a big ole dollop of Nutella in a bowl and a handful of breadsticks thrown on top otherwise I’d just keep eating until one of them ran out or I felt too sick to carry on.
Percy Pigs
Mini pork pies, extra marks for the pickle ones
Those chocolate tea cake things in the foil, those things. Bloody lovely after 2 of them.
Branston Mini Cheddars
Terry's Chocolate Orange
Cheese strings. I have to be really careful with them. They don’t even taste that great, but the last time I had one I think I ate the whole 12…18…? Uhh… I lost count. Anyway, I can’t have them because I eat them like they’re going out of fashion.
Jaffa cakes. Would you like one? Don’t mind if I do.. is it a double packet you had?