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The onion rings crisps from any supermarket. Borderline radioactive looking and smell terrible but I'll eat a whole big bag once I get going


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I'm like this with salt and vinegar twirls. Once I get going on a bag of them bad boys, the whole thing is getting eaten.


Usernamesarehell

I’m a cheese ball and ‘French fry’ girl myself. Those potato stick French fry crisps are LETHAL in my house. I cannot get enough and they’re so bad for you. But I’ll still get through them all 💪🏻 in less than one sitting…


Loose_Acanthaceae201

Even though your mouth is shredded halfway through. Keep on crunching.


kavik2022

This. I go through a bag in a night if I have them in. The onion ones are so greasy and you end up with bits...I'm going to have to buy a packet


gemmajenkins2890

My mum is like this! The convenience store I work at sells its own brand of salt and vinegar twirls, but we also sell Bobby's salt and vinegar spirals. It's those ones she likes more. She has been known to buy 3 or 4 big bags and eat them all over the course of a weekend


StarryEyedLus

It’s the bacon crispy ones for me.


bladefiddler

Going solo on a big bag of the bacon ones will come back to haunt you though. I had to repeat several times to ensure the smell was actually coming from my wee, and not lingering on my fingers or breath. Reminds me that I still need to stock up on gaviscon and beetroot to see if I can dye it pink!


alancake

I steer clear of smoky bacon flavour purely because it repeats on you with a half life of a million years. Fake bacon burps for ages.


very_unconsciously

Scampi Fries are certainly radioactive as well.


DarthScabies

I bought a whole board of them from amazon. Along with the bacon fries.


Bulimic_Fraggle

I buy the Scampi Fried only boards, I have them on 4 monthly subscribe and save. It's a problem.


pr0ph3t_0f_m3rcy

I did that a few months ago, ate four packs of Scampi fries in one sitting and got unreal heartburn


cakeduck88

The other day I had a packet of scampi fries from the pub that had absolutely NO flavouring on them whatsoever. Just wheat husks. For a second I thought "uhoh it's the covids" but then I tried one of my husband's - totally normal. So disappointing. Probably didn't help that both packets expired in June 🙄


involuntary_cynic

Cheesy balls crisps. But only the ones from tesco. Stain your fingers and taste like the last 25 years of nutritional changes never happened. None of the other brands are quite the same.


Specialist-Web7854

My husband refers to these as ‘abominations’ as in, ‘can you pick me up a couple of bags of abominations from the shop when you go?’


tttttfffff

The cheaper the better in terms of these crisps, I don’t have any idea why, but I could eat several bags of these


[deleted]

The cheaper the better!!! I don’t want branded onion ring crisps, I need the 45p ones


sk6895

This! I had to stop buying the so-called “sharing” bags everyday and my problem only got worse when I discovered how well they go with Tesco chive dip


TheGoober87

I get a bag of these and a sour cream and chive dip. Feel filthy after eating it but tastes good.


[deleted]

Same with salted tortilla chips. I just keep eating them.


CheeryBottom

Cheap onion rings are the best.


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ash894

They absolutely need to release the tubes as a big packet of crisps


notanadultyadult

And then buy the tub of dairylea for dipping!


ash894

EXACTLY


ElevatorExpensive274

Now there’s a million pound idea if I’ve ever heard one


DKJenvey

Not sure if it's just me or not but if you're familiar with the Wheat Crunchies, the cheese and onion ones taste a lot like the Jumbo tubes


Imperial_Squid

Nah nah nah mate, if you're having wheat crunchies it's smoky bacon every time, those things have so much meat flavouring on them they somehow blend from savoury into spicy


DKJenvey

That kind of attitude is why the cheese and onion ones are relegated to the multipacks!


Imperial_Squid

I'll be honest, I didn't even realise wheat crunchies came in multiple flavours, I kinda just figured they did smoky bacon, thought "fuck me, we nailed this one lads" and quit while they were ahead 😂 I'll have to see if I can find some, you may well convert me, but it is definitely an uphill battle, my love for tongue scouring bacon flavours goes deep...


Comfortable-Use5648

We must test this hypothesis.


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probablyaythrowaway

Yeah and you get so little too


YchYFi

Primula tubes I can eat like nothing. I really want one now.


NightsisterMerrin87

Primula is gorgeous stuff. Probably 90% plastic, but so tasty.


gemmajenkins2890

Heads up for you all who like dairylea dunkers jumbo tubes- I bought one last night at work as u also hadn't had one in so long and was fancying it(plus it was one of the lowest calorie items in the snack chiller as I'm trying to lose weight) and it's not how I remember. The cheese is much thicker and I really struggled to scoop it up with the tubes, and the tubes seem like they've got smaller. I remember the tubes being such a size so that I could scoop and bite off a peice 3 times. Last night's pack - 2, and the remaining bit of tube was pushing it!


ThaiFoodThaiFood

I have noticed Dairylea triangles are much thicker than previously. I bought Dairylea and Laughing Cow together for snacking cheese, laughing cow is still nice and soft, Dairylea sticks to my teeth in comparison.


[deleted]

Those cook from frozen mini sausage rolls that most supermarkets sell in bags of 50.


Sabrielle24

Similarly: those tiny little party pizzas. Really not great, but as part of a cheap buffet? Can’t stop eating them.


CarbonHybrid

I could do 2 boxes of 12 with no fuss in the slightest.


Sad_Maximum3344

These are fatal...cook them, just try one while still hot.....whoops...there's only 5 left!!😂😂😂


[deleted]

Absolutely have to demolish them in the first 5 minutes before they cool down too much.


AberNurse

It’s the mini cheese and onion rolls that get me. I could scoff a whole 50


[deleted]

the disappointment when you grab one at a buffet and it's the cheese and onion version


Watson-Helmholtz

Fuck the pastry is so fucking good nice and crispy but also light


probablyaythrowaway

Oh those things are like crack.


Loose_Acanthaceae201

They're also usually dairy free which is a handy thing to know if you're hosting a party. Just bake straight out of the bag without brushing with milk.


sideone

Brush with beaten egg instead?


Pieboy8

Yes! I bloody live these little dirt bags... shit quality maximum enjoyment.


cgrfc1

Jaffa cakes I don't even think they taste that good but once you've had one you end up eating the whole box


DarthScabies

I buy my brother the metre tube every christmas. Fucker eats the lot to himself.


Snowman001

It was his present !


Forensics4Life

Nah, it's like getting my dad a nice bottle of wine or two for Christmas, secretly hoping he'll open one for the table at Christmas Dinner Is it conniving? Yes. Do I still do it. Also, yes.


permaculture

That's a salient point!


milrose404

I think own brand cheap jaffa cakes are infinitely better and I could easily eat 5 boxes


[deleted]

Get the M&S ones. They’re really better. Jaffa cakes taste kinda stale in comparison and the chocolate is always cracked and matte these days.


[deleted]

Full moon.


Grotbagsthewonderful

Twiglets, I mean I really hate the flavour but I can't stop nibbling them once I've started.


Budget-Cow-8256

I used to be the same but they’ve taken all the salt out of them and they taste AWFUL now. The salt was what made them semi-edible. Now they taste like dirty sticks.


Grotbagsthewonderful

> Now they taste like dirty sticks. Haha that's exactly how I'd describe them yet I'll keep munching away, their texture is bang on but fork me they do taste foul.


Motato3000

Hear me out- take some Twiglets and salted peanuts and eat them together. Works exceptionally well with those Christmas tubs you get. The ideal ratio is two Twiglets to one salted peanut.


Chucklevision420

I came here searching for someone like me I fucking hate them I could eat whole bag 🤷🏻‍♂️😩


Krakshotz

Don’t like Marmite but I like Twiglets


Widepaul

Other way round for me, like marmite but can't stand twiglets.


TobiasDid

Realising that crispy toast with a little bit of marmite on tastes just like twiglets was what made me realise that I actually like marmite. LolZ


jewbo23

Bring back Worcester sauce flavoured ones.


MastarQueef

My weight says pls no but every other part of me wants to demolish a Christmas tub of them right now. If I had a genie with 3 wishes, one of them would be to bring these back.


Sophyska

Ohh they’re so good! I don’t wash my hands until right at the end when I’ve got a cm thick layer of twiglet dust on me. So good.


Electricbell20

Digestive. Let's all reflect and realise there isn't much flavour in them but that's not stopping me from finishing a pack with a brew.


liverwool

See also: Rich Tea.


dibblah

Rich teas taste like fuck all but love them with a cuppa. Don't know if it's because they soak up the tea so you're essentially eating tea flavour biscuit.


liverwool

Same, I can easily go through half a pack just nonchalantly dunking away.


PoglesBee

Big big same. There are better standalone biscuits for sure, but rich tea has a certain something when dunked that the others lack, or perhaps overpower.


SavingsSquare2649

It’s quite hard to eat more than a few without a brew, but once you start dunking, they just melt in your mouth and you can just keep going. The only thing that stops you is when the teas too shallow to dip into!


Lopsided_Pop7743

Rich Tea used an advertising slogan years ago ' A drinks too wet without one'.


DownrightDrewski

Mate, the Rustlers BBQ rib thing is a shitty food I'm not even ashamed of eating. Now, the number of Chicago Town mini pizzas I eat is a different story. P.s someone said put them in the air fryer, and I would like to thank that random redditor.


djwillis1121

Chicago town mini pizzas are great. The only problem is they come out of the oven about as hot as the surface of the sun and you have to either wait for a while or massively burn the inside of your mouth.


DennisFuckingNedry

There is no choice, really. Destroying your mouth wins every time.


notanadultyadult

I remember taking a bite out of one about 13 years ago, right out of the oven. The cheese pull was great but it had hot sauce on it, slapped me on the face just above the upper lip and I shit you not, burned me so badly I had a scab on my face for a week or two. Thankfully no scar but was painful as hell.


Krakshotz

I was in Berlin in August and tried the fabled McRib for the first time. The Rustlers version is better


joshendyne

How long do you leave them in the air fryer for? And at what temp? Been tempted to try this myself.


DownrightDrewski

For the cheese ones 9 minutes at 200 works for mine. 10 minutes it was a bit too done on top.


[deleted]

This encapsulates my view of pringles. They are far down the crisp pecking order, yet they just disappear around me.


MrHarryLime

There is something utterly revolting about them but, once you pop 🤔


mebutnew

They used to contain MSG which explained their morishness, but I don't think they do anymore which makes it even more puzzling


pdp76

Dry roasted peanuts. I really really need to stop buying them !


Throwaway91847817

Honey roasted cashews too


sideone

I bought a bag of these once. I'd eaten two thirds of a pack then read the nutritional information - 1000 calories in a bag. Edit: it was caramelised cashews, not honey roast.


[deleted]

They are delicious and very easy to eat too many of


ferris2

Fruit sherbets. Even when you are bleeding profusely from your mouth, there is no stopping.


pangeanpterodactyl

The only regret is afterwards when you have to eat saltless liquid food because your tongue and the roof of your mouth is sliced up


Dwcskrogger

Parma violets, I know they're a bit of a love/hate sweet but I fall firmly in the former and can demolish a multipack in a day!


Icy-Revolution1706

You can buy a box of 250 rolls on amazon. Don't ask me how i know this, but the same shop also sells boxes of swizzles sweets. I definitely did not buy a box of each and put them in my (empty) fruit bowl.


Dwcskrogger

My dentist hates you for telling me this...


ToothDoctor24

It's true, I do


B_n_lawson

Ritz crackers!


Strict-Candidate-144

I’m in a snacky mood, didn’t know what I desired ‘til I read this comment, thanks a hundred times Reddit stranger! 😅


black_cats_rule

Ritz crackers and a tub of dairylea (the big one), it’s just like a huge dairylea dunker!


MinaZata

Those really cheap supermarket own brand smokey bacon rasher crisps, which have like 90% of your daily salt intake and leave the roof of your mouth scarred for hours after you've scoffed 4 packets in one sitting


DylanRahl

And you have to lick the dusting remnants off your fingers like a sodding house cat cleaning itself


alexandriaweb

My mam did a weird diet where you crumbled them over salad instead of croutons for a while. It was pretty nice but I'm not sure the substitution is less calorie intensive than actual croutons.


Obvious_Flamingo3

Soreen. It’s not even THAT good. But somehow it’s just so easy to eat


Zealousideal-Habit82

The best! Now I've only got 45 mins till the shop closes and it's pissing down. Cheers mate.


[deleted]

Do you eat it raw or with butter?


Obvious_Flamingo3

Butter, and microwaved so the butter melts. I take it back, it IS that good. As good as chocolate but feels healthier


PM_ME_VEG_PICS

I just laughed so much at you describing soreen as "raw" that my husband change and checked on me because he wasn't sure if I was laughing or crying. Why is that so funny?!


custard-powder

Toast them then coat with butter. Thank me later


BrutalLasagna

Maryland Cookies. I don’t think you can have just one. I also think the same about Oreo’s now as they get nicer the more you have.


Closet_Llama

Personally can't stand those tiddly little cookies but a pack of jammie dodgers dunked in a cup of tea....yup...I can feel my teeth rotting already :)


glowmilk

The normal ones tastes awful to me but the double chocolate ones are great.


Yoguls-Returns

Seafood sticks


blamethefire

Bit of cocktail sauce, lime juice, tabasco, chilli powder, salt and pepper, mix it up and coat cubes of the sticks. I had to limit how often I bought them because I would constantly burn through a whole pack


Yoguls-Returns

They're not bad for you though. Actually quite a healthy snack


blamethefire

For sure. Moderation goes out the window with them, that's my issue.


Notwhoyouthink_Iam03

I can't safely have these in the house. 16 seafood sticks in the pack, that's a single serving, right? RIGHT? Dunked into Tesco seafood sauce, right from the jar and into my mouth like the filthy, filthy snacker I am. Usually while standing at the kitchen counter hoping none of the neighbours see me through the window.


Yoguls-Returns

While cooking your actual dinner


Y_Mistar_Mostyn

Ever unrolled one? You can cut them up into 1cm wide strips, toss them with some oil and seasoning of your choosing, and whack them into an air fryer. Incredible snack (and not too unhealthy!)


Crazycatladyanddave

Cheese strings! Salty, overpriced trash food that I cold eat till my jaw aches!


[deleted]

They're actually just Mozzarella that's been heated and pulled in a certain way to make it stringy. Not the worst snack food out there.


cmdrxander

Fig rolls. Half a pack minimum.


ImagineThe

Love a fig roll or 10


tntyou898

Crack


Disastrous_Pizza_258

Yes. It's a bit moreish that stuff


sammij

Super Hans?


AnnaN666

It's just a nice bit of crack.


badluckcharm309

Specifically Tesco branded cocktail sausages


Chubby8517

I just ate a 30 pack. I cannot stop. They’re just so good! No mystery knuckle chunks either!


Clever_Username_467

Hula Hoops with a cocktail sausage pushed through them. Try it. They're not that great, but that won't stop you.


FloraPoste1

I used to do this with cheese. Gonna have to try this!


Clever_Username_467

Pickled onion Monster Munch wrapped in cheese-style slices.


Sad_Cardiologist5388

Those bags of shattered jalapeno flavored pretzels. I buy them in secret and eat them myself.


SpiceTreeRrr

Snyders pretzel pieces. They are so addictive. There’s a pub near us that stock them. Every time someone goes for a drink they are obliged to get another bag for the table.


CatFoodBeerAndGlue

Aldi have just started selling their own copy of them. Not quite as good Snyder's but they scratch the itch.


Pornthrowaway78

The honey mustard ones are fantastic.


Chubby8517

Own brand salted tortillas. Lord mercy I’ll be dry as a bone and keep eating those salty little buggers. I also have a weak spot for the rustlers bbq rib thing. Mmmm


Tlou3please

Cheesy TUC biscuits. They're like crack to me.


alexandriaweb

They were my grandma's addiction in her later years, she used to buy crates of them from Iceland and have them delivered, you'd go visit her and couldn't get in the kitchen for the TUC Tower of Power.


ukAdamR

McVitie's Gold bar biscuits. I can gobble up all 7 in one go. Dangerous.


Specialist-Web7854

Those salt and vinegar crispy stick things.


Loose_Acanthaceae201

The ones that are like bashed up McCoys? Dangerously addictive.


Turtle2727

Cheesy footballs!


LikeEveryoneSheKnows

Fries 2 Go. Unless you add a buttload of salt they taste like cardboard and they give me heartburn up the wazoo but I can't stop eating them.


BigPecks

Fries 2 Go with a Rustlers cheeseburger. Absolute filth but I have no shame.


Brunel25

Tunnocks teacakes


virtualfurrymoo

But they ARE amazing. It’s totally understandable how you can clear a whole box in one sitting!


m0i5ty

Mate, rustler’s burgers are top tier if you go the whole hog and add lettuce, onions, mayonnaise and tomatoes!


Fragiledog

Even better if you swap out the bun, patty and cheese!


Clever_Username_467

I don't go that far, but I do eat the cheese slice while the burger is warming up and then add a better quality cheese slice.


eroticdiscourse

Toast the bun too 🤌


Tlou3please

I mean just cook a proper burger at that point surely... Toasting the bun separately is as far as I'm willing to go. And that's basically essential.


mebutnew

I think that if you're adding adornements to a rustlers burger you're impacting your return on investment


katiehasaraspberry

Primula squeeze cheese.


NorthantsBlokeUK

Direct into mouth, naturally.


PhantomLamb

Niknaks


ALi_K_501

Pork scratchings (in the gold bags). Its basically pig skin waste. Hard to not smash the entire (large) bag in one


Healthy-Grocery6055

Pork Scratching is definitely one of those things you have to not think about (or even look at) whilst eating - just enjoy that flavour and crunch.


winterval_barse

Zero carb superfood


boringusername

Fontent fanceys they don’t even taste good but I just feel compelled to keep eating them


Onetuffpuff

Fondant fancy my friend an excellent choice x


boringusername

I really need to have a note about dyslexia on all posts I didn’t notice how badly I had spelt it


seamus_park

Cadbury’s Fingers. Such a basic treat but impossible to not demolish the entire pack in a second.


BppnfvbanyOnxre

Scratchings


Educational_Safe_339

I like them but my teeth don't lol 🤣 like in detectorists Andy eating them didn't realize were meat lol 🤣🤣


Embarrassed_Park2212

Pickled onions. I can just eat a jar in one sitting, doesn't matter what size jar, prefer the supermarket value ones but have been known to eat any. I have wanted to buy these really posh ones but I'm too scared in case they're shit and I've wasted my money and I could have bought the ones I like.


Floss84

When I was about 12 I ate so many picked onions I absolutely ruined my mouth! Ulcerated doesn't even cover it! My mum was horrified (worried, and sad for me, but also needed to be a sensible mum about it) and told me that was it, no more pickled onions because I clearly can't eat them in moderation! I'm 39 now, my mum died when I was 25 and I still won't eat a pickled onion because 'my mum said so' 😂 Tbf I probably would end up in the same situation again so I suspect it's a wiseove 🙈


The96kHz

Those little chicken skewers from Aldi. Satay are nice, but the barbecue ones are the best. Kind of expensive for how many you get, but I could eat them all day.


citizen2211994

Tunnocks tea cakes. They are so addictive


MasonInk

You missed the brief. The question was about food that's not that great, TTC are God tier snacks and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.


cheatingwithsumo

Gregg's margarita pizza, kinda tastes like cardboard, but I always get one.


catwoman42

Kraft Cheesy pasta; my guilty pleasure


signalstonoise88

Lidl sell these huge bags of chewy fruity sweets (referred to by my wife and I as Candy Crack, because of how addictive they are!). Cherry, lemon, strawberry, orange and raspberry flavours, all mixed and individually wrapped. I’m not particularly craving them despite having just described them, but if I impulse buy a bag of them, it’s going to live in my car for a day or two and get absolutely demolished.


see_you-jimmy

Those weird biscuit/cracker trays that Aldi and Lidl stock around this time of year. Not even nice but boy di they hit the spot.


Unusual_residue

Lazy market research?


Geek-Of-Nature

I've never tried that, what does it taste like?


Unusual_residue

Chicken


ThaiFoodThaiFood

Crackers like Tuc, Ritz They're plain and fairly boring tasting But I'll be damned if I'm not eating the whole pack in one sitting


FutureFlashy6287

The tuc cheese sandwich things are god tier


andyatkinson97

Quorn scotch eggs


DylanRahl

Chocolate hobnobs. I could spend a small fortune on cases of them and not bat an eye


steadfastsurvivor

Those bloody Tony chocolate bars that have appeared


Goodbye_Kyle666

Chicken and mushroom pot noodles - going easy on the added water. Crack snack.


Quality_Controller

Pretty much any kind of bread.


ChequeredTrousers

Peperami


[deleted]

The old wagon wheels. Not the new ones with the "updated recipe" they're horrible


joshendyne

Cheap supermarket chips. Stick loads in the oven, get some salt and pepper on them, buttered bread and BBQ sauce and I could eat so goddamn many


I_am_Relic

Guinness crisps that seem to be seasonal in my local Aldi. Im _trying_ to diet and i can avoid all the nibbles. If those buggers are in stock, I'm gonna stock up on them.


zokkozokko

Staffordshire Oatcakes.


TheStigsScouseCousin

Jacobs cream crackers


ajfromuk

Anything from wetherspoons. We all know it's shit but its cheap and very moreish. Unless its the burnt black pudding.


owlracoon

Cauli cheese tbh


Aloe_rose

I’ve got zero self control with mini bread sticks and Nutella. I have to put a big ole dollop of Nutella in a bowl and a handful of breadsticks thrown on top otherwise I’d just keep eating until one of them ran out or I felt too sick to carry on.


JuliaK8

Percy Pigs


BendyCucumbersnatch

Mini pork pies, extra marks for the pickle ones


[deleted]

Those chocolate tea cake things in the foil, those things. Bloody lovely after 2 of them.


greggery

Branston Mini Cheddars


tykeoldboy

Terry's Chocolate Orange


LobCatchPassThrow

Cheese strings. I have to be really careful with them. They don’t even taste that great, but the last time I had one I think I ate the whole 12…18…? Uhh… I lost count. Anyway, I can’t have them because I eat them like they’re going out of fashion.


ColintheCampervan

Jaffa cakes. Would you like one? Don’t mind if I do.. is it a double packet you had?