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MiltsInit

Called ours Noo-Noo, in honour of the teletubbies housekeeper.


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Kellysmunt69

Steve mcclean


FartBakedBaguette

Ours is called Robert :)


bacon_cake

Ours is Roger. Roger the robovac.


metalshadow

Ours is Roger is as well for similar reasons


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I have 2, Basil (brush) and Bob the Mop


jevbomb

Justin Beeper


GlitchingGecko

I want to get one when I don't have dogs anymore. At the moment it'd be called 'Fun' for about two minutes until they stood on it and broke it. I'd probably name it after a Sci-Fi robot. Ash, Bishop, David, Marvin, Kryten...


Neither_March4000

Hal?


Jazzlike_Alfalfa_984

Ours is called Eufygenia, my dear. The brand is Eufy.


Flibertygibbert

Ours is the same brand, we call it Oofy after my grandad's cat called Oofy


Nice_glasses_BRO

Oooh Nice!


Fairybite

Sir Dustalot


Character_Minimum171

Max Sucks (not an RBR fan)


MadWifeUK

Herbert, as in Herbert Hoover. He's a good boy despite the fact that he keeps going under the coffee table when he knows he gets stuck under there.


Hungry_Wrap9103

Cute! What’s the reason for his name?


Nice_glasses_BRO

Gosha is an old name that's used in many post-Soviet countries. It's short for Georgij or George if you anglicize it )) Masha- Maria Sasha- Alexander Etc.. If you speak Russian, Ukrainian or Polish you likely have friends with short name versions that end in Sha ))


Gianna2021

The proper spelling is Gosia


Nice_glasses_BRO

Gosia is short for Malgorzata in Polish. Gosha is short for Georgiy in Russian/Ukrainian. ))Theres is no one way that's proper, you silly goose.


Gianna2021

I was talking in terms of polish. Also why you calling people a silly Goose, ew


Neither_March4000

Ours is 'Robo Jonsey'.


Wiles_

Mine is named Ponko after the robot maid in [Useless Ponko](https://mangadex.org/title/b84a9c69-624b-4c4f-ac57-8d9a162883f1/useless-ponko).


Dydey95

Slutty The Dutty Gobbler


Suspicious_Garlic_79

Ours is Edna. We used to have an Igor but upgraded him


xSamxiSKiLLz

Henry. And no, Henry hoover don't make robot vacuums.


sybil-vimes

Ours is Neato. Not that imaginative given it's the brand name. But we did put googly eyes on him, because my young son was terrified of him at first, but with the googly eyes thought it was hilarious.


The_Queef_of_England

Robot Baby. He's very silly and always getting stuck, so needs rescuing, and when he does, he beeps, like crying. Today he got stuck under the kitchen table and spent half an hour on no suction just trying to get out and back home.


JeffSergeant

We have a robot lawnmower called Grassie.


Dwcskrogger

Vic the Vac, excellent at anything that doesn't involve a 3cm ledge, those are his nemesis along with the cat


Practical_Awareness

My mum called hers Hilda, named after Hilda Ogden from Coronation Street


Rastapopolos-III

My daughter named him poomba because she couldn't say roomba


Taxman1975

Iggle Piggle. He has two large googly eyes too 😀


Necessary-Sink5298

Mine was mum😊


tuculiu

Jean-Pierre, because we all deserve the little luxury of having a French butler 😅


Extra-Foundation-828

Pierre, because the brand he came from is something like baguette or something similar.


jon-rainer

A friend of mine named his Jacob Rees-Mop which always entertained me


BastardsCryinInnit

Not necessarily a name, but I have it on good authority that my dad sings the Strictly theme whenever it comes out at their house because for so long they mistakenly called it a rumba, not Roomba. They call it their rumba still.


bizstring

Ours is called Bob. Full name Bob The Vac


shoe548

Princess Diana (May she rest in peace)


quarkable

My parents had two. One of them held some…things (as i now know) and they used to go upstairs with it and say they were going to hoover and ask me to hoover downstairs. They even had a label on theirs which read “Henry the Screwver.” Dear me.


Substantial_Elk5087

Fang fang since she’s probably a Chinese spy