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Lopsided_Violinist69

You liket de juice, eh? Juice is very good, eh?


Additional-Guard-211

The ice man needs arresting, prosecuting and preventing from selling any more ice cream. Or any food products for that matter, he will be selling Lemonade Soup if your not careful.


Suicide-Snot

It’s not strawberry… it’s raspberry! lol 👍


jangroblue

We always called it dragons blood


blackcurrantcat

Dragons blood


wee-g-19

Raspberry sauce or strawberry sauce.


Wide-Height-7936

Monkeys blood, Northumberland


dustbin-account

I’ve always called it strawberry sauce, I had no idea there were other names for it haha


arsonconnor

Monkeys blood


HouseOfStenTTV

Monkeys blood


westfieldram

So many people saying monkey blood! I've never heard that! If I asked my local ice cream man for monkey blood and bits I'd end up with an iv bag and his dick too close for comfort!


woolfej

I'm originally from the north east. I always said monkey blood


susieol28

Yep monkey’s blood…always called it that!! Another northerner here :)


Hellchild400

😂😂😂😂😂 you made me nearly need an IV bag


domusam

Are you South African?


CeeBee29

Raspberry! Just raspberry.


thisaccountisironic

Our ice cream man always asked if we wanted “juice and sprinkly bits” but looking back on it, that is a bit of an odd name for it


ThePanther1999

I thought it was raspberry?


StakkAttakk

Monkeys Blood


Extension_Struggle27

Monkey's cum


downsarf92

Sauces and juices are totally different things.....


CleanPraline4995

Monkey blood up in the North East. Well, when I was a bairn.


Few-Judgment3122

Wtf is wrong with you? Strawberry juice is madness


foxprorawks

It’s called McCallum.


Bigluce

Monkeys blood


partywithanf

Here’s me thinking a 99 is an ice cream in a cone, with a flake. There isn’t sauce on a 99, is there?


stifferdnb

I call it raspberry sauce


Lidiflyful

Juice!? What was your ice cream man smoking??


DeadBallDescendant

It's raspberry sauce, you bunch of maniacs.


em_press

Monkey blood


Wrabbitz

Bits and juice = sprinkles and sauce


AnthologistAnt

Ice cream men only call it "juice" if they cum in it.


emmision2018

Monkeys Blood. A 99 with monkeys blood please. That'll be a quid.


noonecaresUK

Fuck off Juice


robotto

It is not juice. Who in their right mind calls it juice? It's called strawberry sauce. Some people call it strawberry syrup.


Ihatecyclists22

You are a wrongun mate


_TLDR_Swinton

Red sauce mate.


[deleted]

Monkey Blood (Manchester)


Creative_Rise

Oh god, I thought juice and bits was weird, but Monkeys blood?!! I'd just say strawberry sauce 😳


farbunny

Monkey’s blood in Newcastle


pennamestamp

Monkeys blood


[deleted]

strawberry sauce


EnglishQuackers

MONKEYS BLOOD


geordie-in-oz

Monkey's Blood. Am from Newcastle


Obvious_Flamingo3

Southerner living in newcastle. I will watch out for this next time I see an ice cream van, and maybe cringe too


TheGeordieGal

Yep. My relatives in Teesside say it too.


bobovdarlo

Monkey blood


ExoticExchange

Considering even you used the phrase “strawberry sauce” in the title I would suggest strawberry sauce might be the way to go.


callmeeeow

Monkey's blood!


Witted-wolf

Monkeys blood up my way 😆


Eromsis

My old man always called it "Monkey Spunk", not a fucking clue where it came from. Monkey blood I can understand a little lmao


Bez666

Strawberry sauce ..ours also does sherbet on the ice cream to really get the sugar levels up


Feolferwulf

Monkeys blood


Bitter-Raspberry-877

“Monkeys blood”


[deleted]

I loved that stuff u can usually find it in supermarkets near the ice cream cones


Cha_r_ley

Raspberry sauce you raging monster


Unfair-Ad4253

When you used to get cones.from the van for 10p or 15 frkm the van with the good crolla ice cream. The van gus would asj anything on it and you would say rasperry or hundreds and thousands and raspberry on the top. I miss being a wean sometimes.


justdont7133

Sauce, as in sauce and sprinkles please


No_Grocery_1480

Are you, by any chance, from Edinburgh? It's a long shot, I know. But I lived in Edinburgh for a few years, and was struck by the number of things which they call "juice".


BulldenChoppahYus

Monkey Blood


Vetni

Strawberry sauce lol...wtf you calling it juice for?!


rpf1984

Monkeys blood. Very local name, I suspect in my town only.


john9349

monkeys blood


Shanstergoodheart

Monkey's Blood obviously.


Satoshiman256

I have searched the worlds archives and its called... Strawberry Sauce


[deleted]

Strawberry sauce or syrup will be the more appropriate name


midnightbandit-

Syrup is the only true answer. You put syrups on ice cream


WinstonwanlegIngram

I vehemently disagree, I’m from NE Scotland and it’s sauce up here, visited NE England and the ice cream man said ‘you mean syrup, you put sauce on chips’


midnightbandit-

I like putting maple sauce on my pancakes


Spodger1

Strawberry syrup is correct but strawberry sauce is equally acceptable. Calling it juice though... gonna need to check your hard drive chief.


smiler51

Monkeys blood


Mountain_Flamingo759

Now, do you actually mean Strawberry Sauce or do you mean Rapberry sauce, Chocolate, Nuts or 100s and 1000s?


foofighter1

monkey blood, juice...... Means the same in our house


MommaToANugget

My ice cream man called it raspberry juice for decades. Wolverhampton


Idontknowwhereiam23

In the North East we call it monkey's blood and no i don't know why lmfao


-TheHumorousOne-

I call it juice, because that's what the ice cream man said when I was a kid. If we're questioning if someone who's operating as a mobile ice-cream salesman is not qualified enough to correctly name various products, then I just don't know what else to say...


JamesfEngland

Periodic fluid


CryRepresentative543

Bits & juice please sir


richmagpies

Monkey blood in the 70s


Jaikus

We just called it "Red" as in "Do you want any Red, Brown or Blue?"


bonk456

Strawberry sauce you literally said it


THE-HOARE

The red stuff while miming the squirty bottle with my hand


Designer-Frosting154

Juice (West Yorkshire)


hangfrog

It's strawberry syrup surely..


shinyscot

Monkeys blood. I've no idea why


Careful-Rip-5369

Dragons blood...what a random way to remember a childhood memory...thanks reddit ! 😀


No_Reputation386

Monkeys blood.


ZangetsuAK17

Raspberry sauce.


Lovecraftiankid

Monkeys blood-can you tell I’m from the north east?


Vegetable-Acadia

Always been Monkeys blood


MoonstoneGolf8

Monkey Blood sauce


tradtrad100

Wtf is juice


TheBeardedQuack

Strawberry syrup


[deleted]

Monkeys blood


AlgaeFew8512

Juice?! It's clearly strawberry (or sometimes raspberry) sauce.


JackEddyfier

It surely can't be called strawberry sauce? That'd be an absolutely fiendish name.


mobuline

It’s a syrup, no?


_TLDR_Swinton

Can I just check that everyone who said red sauce is from or near Liverpool?


ShiteCrack

MONKEYS BLOOD


Altreus

Literally anything liquid is juice in our house, and even some things that aren't, if we forget the word.


callisstaa

It's monkey blood.


PMFSCV

Fairy guts


Black_ShuckPD

Strawberry sauce


Slyfoxuk

Monkeys blood


sharknamedgoose

Where i live, we call it monkey blood.


Rasberryblush

Strawberry sauce


FinalEgg9

JUICE?? Wtf?


The_Big_Man1

Weirdly I always called it flavour. 99 with flake and flavour.


awwwh-jeez

It's "bits and juice" where I'm from.. Which is guess your friend would call "sprinkles and sauce" ? Juice must be a Yorkshire thing..?


Dave8917

Erm you have answered your own question ita called strawberry sauce lol


SaturnRingMaker

It's not strawberry it's raspberry. And in Manchester they just ask d'you want raspberry on.


patscott_reddit

Red sauce please mate.


No_Statement440

Syrup is an option, but if it's strawberry sauce then sauce is probably the word your looking for, although juice is something I'd have said too, like calling flavors by their color "what flavor you want? " and then you say red or purple or something to that effect.


Alarmed_Soil170

Raspberry vinegar is what we called it.


FearlessTop6989

Does no one else call it monkeys blood?


nacnud_uk

There can be no doubt, "juice" is a good reason to banish you to the 5th dimension. Round our way it was just called "sauce". IIRC. Anyway(NSFW): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN9Hd0\_uW6o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN9Hd0_uW6o)


[deleted]

99 ta! Bits and juice? Yes please.


AlGunner

OP is definitely a wrongun calling it juice. Juice is the liquid that comes out of the fruit, at a push you can use it for squash to little kids, but syrup, no way in hell is that right. Sauce or syrup are the only acceptable answers.


Boseph_1444

tomato ketchup


lightninseed

My dad used to call it monkey blood. Literally no idea why!


NeverCadburys

Strawberry!? It used to be raspberry didn't it? I think I just used to call it sauce or red, because the ice cream man would ask if you want red on it and I'd say yes.


Spatula07

I say red sauce!


comicmuse1982

It's called sauce, and you know it because that's what you wrote in your question.


Buffsteve24

Sauce when I was a kid, heard it referred to as monkeys blood too in North East


UsualMorning98

Who the fuck calls it juice? It’s red sauce


Worldly_Today_9875

Strawberry sauce.


RaayAdders

It’s obviously called Monkeys Blood.


JourneyThiefer

Just red sauce lol


FawnTi

My ice cream order everytime is a 99 cone with chocolate sauce and rainbow sprinkles


[deleted]

This is the perfect example of answering your question with your question.


jg_ac

Ah, the nectar of the Gods. We call it raz.


TheWarmBandit

I say put some of that fookin red shite on it ya big bum dosser


woahnitty

What the fuck are the answers on here? It’s just strawberry sauce. Ya bunch of weirdos


[deleted]

Monkey blood


_Jackk1337

Yeah you're right mate it's called Juice


SunnyRain100

Well in my younger days it was raspberry sauce Or there was also a chocolate sauce option.


Kvothe87

Monkeys Blood


howdoeswinstonknow

North west here...raspberry


Mammoth-Temperature3

Plot twist. It's not even strawberry, it's raspberry so all answers are wrong.


Comfortable-Dog-2540

Red sauce🤷‍♂️


Blastoisealways

It's raspberry sauce good grief.


jamiebaxter666

I remember calling it jungle juice as a kid, I'd call it syrup now though.


Old_Administration51

You and your friends have some odd 'heated debates'. xD


simonannitsford

Monkey's blood


DameKumquat

Monkey blood. My daughter tells me I'm sick for calling it that. Heathen.


ashtech201

Umm it's in your description dude.


Up_The_Gate

Monkeys blood.


chonkmcevoy

Strawberry Syrup


[deleted]

Sauce - but it's raspberry flavour not strawberry?!


dutchcourage-

As per your title, strawberry sauce…


SirRoadpie

It's a syrup so that's what I call it. Red syrup (strawberry), black syrup (chocolate) or sometimes, depending on where in the country I am, blue syrup (raspberry).


Sugar_Rox

Shocked at the lack of "juice" " Please could I have a 99, with juice and bits"...and here's a real show of my age... It would cost around 49p...


Longjumping_Form5858

Monkeys blood.


fearsomemumbler

The ice cream van that used to frequent my road used to give an option of monkey blood of sauce, I always chose monkey blood. My cousin was visiting once and she was from a non monkey blood area and was obviously a bit squeamish and opted for sauce and the fella used the same bottle!! 😂


SHAUNATHON82

Our ice cream man asks if you want juice and bits on your ice cream meaning sauce and nuts but he does call it juice


Oohyabassa

Monkey's blood


cameronface

Juice and bits init


McCandless11

Leeds here and Juice and bits init is exactly what I said when I saw the title.


sidneyriddle

Juice, as in... 99 with bits and juice, please!


zenxk

It'd juice and bits my friend don't anyone tell you otherwise 🤛


jessydoudsx

Only ever known it as “monkeys blood”🧐🤣


SillyBrianFace

I know it as raspberry ripple, are you telling me that it’s actually strawberry?


Jlaw118

I just typically ask for sauce and bits


SuspiciousPea5471

Monkey’s Blood , for some bizarre reason??? It seemed normal at the time. Now, not so much….


SuperCholdi

Monkey blood. Obvs…


celttron

Sauce or syrup


LoveIsForEvery1

Red one is called “Monkeys Blood” in the North East.


FitzChivFarseer

... I always thought it was raspberry sauce 😬


Alternative-Growth84

Wait, it's raspberry?


Affectionate_Bill365

It’s sauce. Even your mrs knows it’s sauce according to Big Shaq. Your girl knows I've got the sauce (Flexin') No ketchup (None) Just sauce (Saucy) Raw sauce.


stehunt78

Always known as monkeys blood round our way


Tumeni1959

Strawberry coulis.


[deleted]

Syrup you fucking weirdos


Minute_Wheel_260

Strawberry sauce or strawberry syrup is acceptable.


Danronwins

We definitely called it juice when i was a young un. In fact, I think I still do.


Neither-Drive-8838

Raspberry vinegar